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Question What was Mother Mary like? As a person? Was she a
leader or was she humble? Please tell me anything you can about her.
thanks* 1 hour ago - 4 days left to answer.
A First off,
the "virgin" Marys' mother Anne was like 60 years old or something and childless, when she became pregnant with Mary.
So one day Anne was gnashing her teeth over her barren womb and now she was too old to have a child ... but an angel heard
her. "Go forth with vigor old woman, and thou shalt be blessed." the angel assured her, "a child will soon be yours." The
grandmother of Jesus walked away puzzled.
Alas, she left without hope; and carried the sorrow in
her heart. How badly she had wanted a child, and despite the miracle of the
Angel, this bit with the angel all seemed like a cruel joke at first. But ... shortly after an eating
frenzy of goat cheese and pickles, .......SHE REALIZED SHE WAS PREGNANT. ''How can this be?'', her husband asked, and
so she told him about the angel, which of course explained everything. Except how a 60 year old woman got pregnant. It's in the Bible.
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| Yeh, yeh I know, God works in mysterious ways |
My primary heresy is that Jesus' Mother Mary is not the human aspect of Jesus' parentage. The spiritual melding of Mary the Goddesses spirit in Annes barren womb, along with some male chromosomes from an ancient male god who happened to live nearby, is the actual immaculate conception. Mary, the goddess from the spiritual realm chose an earthly life, the first among the goddesses.
As Mary got older the Angels and Muses and Goddesses from the spiritual realm, then scanned the countryside for a just suitor. Joseph the Carpenter came along to court her and then marry her. Live fast, die young a plague of locusts might be right around the corner. Joseph was like 45 when he died. He was like 28 or something and she was a normal child-bearing age for that time.
Joseph, being a gentle man of
great integrity, became a genial role model for the forthcoming
holy son. The Goddess Mary and the human Joseph, created a half -human son named Jesus. This is the first heresy, but more plausible
compared to the time tested, biggest lie of all time that states that God got
the virgin pregnant and they sprinkle magical unicorn dust and call it the "immaculate Conception." No human interference at all you see. Jesus is 100% god with no filler. This would be like ... the only time in history a man gave birth. Jesus was all god according to christians so ... take all the time you need.
It is such a preposterous notion that the christian god created all life. Much more logical, is the idea that a female god would be born on earth. and birth a half god. Christians just can't twist themselves much further trying to explain their nonsense.
Jesus was born of the goddess Mary, and his birth was foretold in the
stars, it was to be such a great event. Expert pagan astronomers, called the magi,
were able to locate the child and bring offerings. The Magi discussed the
various pagan religions and Mystery Schools of Egypt, where Mary and Joseph had
planned to move to. Good farming out near the delta, and there were some nice liberal synagogues and a well to do population that would buy Josephs furniture. As a humorous aside, in Josephs shop there was a plaque that read, "In God we Trust...All others pay cash."
The Magi and Jesus' parents agreed that the Old Testament god of the Old Testament is an angry gasbag trickster deity who seemed to demand an inordinate amount of fealty and worship, oddly reminiscent of insecure old men. It's generally agreed that the Old Testament god needed some anger management classes back in the day. Or the scholars who made it all up were lying out their ass.
The blessed son must write a New Testament the Magi told them. Mary and Joseph agreed to teach the child named Jesus about many faiths. Jesus was to change Gods status. The Ancient Goddesses had begun to fight back.
“Flee to Egypt,” the magi insisted. "Take him somewhere peaceful, teach him the mysteries, and eventually, have him initiated by a teleste." A Teleste is a teacher and initiator from the Mystery Schools. The Mystery Schools were a highly regarded form of education.
Forms of Buddhism had reached the homes of the Magi From India and China; and, although Egypt was marginalized politically by the time of Mary's Pregnancy, it was still a spiritual place. Mary and Joseph inherited a middle class structure, Jesus being in the same line as King David they say and some say maybe not so much.
The Magi and Jesus' parents agreed that the Old Testament god of the Old Testament is an angry gasbag trickster deity who seemed to demand an inordinate amount of fealty and worship, oddly reminiscent of insecure old men. It's generally agreed that the Old Testament god needed some anger management classes back in the day. Or the scholars who made it all up were lying out their ass.
The blessed son must write a New Testament the Magi told them. Mary and Joseph agreed to teach the child named Jesus about many faiths. Jesus was to change Gods status. The Ancient Goddesses had begun to fight back.
“Flee to Egypt,” the magi insisted. "Take him somewhere peaceful, teach him the mysteries, and eventually, have him initiated by a teleste." A Teleste is a teacher and initiator from the Mystery Schools. The Mystery Schools were a highly regarded form of education.
Forms of Buddhism had reached the homes of the Magi From India and China; and, although Egypt was marginalized politically by the time of Mary's Pregnancy, it was still a spiritual place. Mary and Joseph inherited a middle class structure, Jesus being in the same line as King David they say and some say maybe not so much.
Mary knew the Temple in Jerusalem was very strict and overly dogmatic and was glad to get out of town and away from their influence.
The Magi made this three month journey from out near the Ukraine or something, some say almost from India. We three kings of Orient Are, etc. That also means theoretically, Jesus as the divine teen, may have made some extensive voyages to the Magi's homeland, as speculated by some. The real life of Jesus was hidden by compilers of the Bible, a whole different set of insecure, power seeking men.
The Magi made this three month journey from out near the Ukraine or something, some say almost from India. We three kings of Orient Are, etc. That also means theoretically, Jesus as the divine teen, may have made some extensive voyages to the Magi's homeland, as speculated by some. The real life of Jesus was hidden by compilers of the Bible, a whole different set of insecure, power seeking men.
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It's been theorized that Mary, Joseph and Jesus frequented a liberal Jewish Temple near Alexandria Egypt, when they lived there. Being half divinity, you can easily imagine the half man, half god Jesus, as a precocious child. By 12 years old, it was known that he was arguing circles around the dogmatic religious leaders.
The temple in Egypt they allegedly went to, had tunnels underneath it, and
initiation ceremonies in the style of the Pagan Mystery Schools. You know,
where they go deeper underground in tighter and smaller tunnels and eventually they
are reborn at some secret underground site once they are fully disoriented by
the dark. That fake death thing the Masons do.
The River of Styx was an important part of the symbolism, an underground stream
to symbolically carry them into a more spiritual life and a heavenly death. Some of these temples actually did have streams in them.
Presumably, as the family traveled back to Palestine as Jesus got older, the Blessed Son created controversy wherever he went. He questioned the hypocritical leaders and Mary was always there to temper Jesus' enthusiastic youthful extremes, "go feed the donkey before you get us in trouble!" she would say as she shushed him away from time to time.
Presumably, as the family traveled back to Palestine as Jesus got older, the Blessed Son created controversy wherever he went. He questioned the hypocritical leaders and Mary was always there to temper Jesus' enthusiastic youthful extremes, "go feed the donkey before you get us in trouble!" she would say as she shushed him away from time to time.
The goal of the Goddesses was to have Jesus start a holy organization of adepts and healers, like the Essenes he grew up with, to get the world away from violence, and move towards social justice for all.
An Empire of Compassion, not Conquest.
More parties, less piety.
Not
well known is that slaves and women held prominent roles in early Christianity,
but the Paulines thwarted that egalitarian attitude less than a century after Jesus' death. Hey let me know, Mr. bible scholar, if you think I got some of this history wrong.
In baseball he'd be known as a clutch player.
His mission was to unify mankind
without the hierarchy of patriarchal, religious groups which was becomiong the hhistorical trend, while at the same time,
not to personally fall victim to the brutality of the bloodthirsty Pagan
Roman soldiers.
Pagan slaughter began with the
Levites, 2800 years previous to Jesus' era; and they ambitiously tore down
pagan temples, stole pagan gold, and even burned, not only innocent pagan
children, but their own daughters as well, as per the bible, "if they
playeth the whore". Heresy #2 is
that the Old Testament 'god', was some sort of aberration in the universe.
Someone who had 3-D holographic capabilities reminiscent of the Wizard of Oz. Or maybe he was a criminal god from
another part of the galaxy. In any case a reknowned psycho.
The Holy family
eventually settled and lived in Egypt for at least 10 years, and went back to
Israel with the Essenes, while maintaining their connections in Egypt. It wasn't that far after all.
Back in Palestine, the Essenes were
the only Jewish sect to truly follow the commandment "thou shalt not
kill." They were vegetarians and eschewed blood sacrifices.
No doubt, the Pharisees & Sadducees
had serious conflicts with the Essenes.
As Jesus got into his 20's, he joined the
Masons and Mary's home became a lodge of sorts, and friends of Jesus
admired this wise, foresightful mother of his. In time, Mary Magdalene, a
follower of Isis and a friends daughter from Egypt, became enamored with Jesus
and his miracles. She wrote a song
called "I Don't Know How to Love Him" and sang it to Mother Mary
trying to figure out the wazzup with this miracle shizz. Magdalene was reputed
to be a pagan priestess, a Teleste, and some theorize she educated Jesus on
Mystery School teachings shortly before he began his ministry. Teaching him
some of the deeper ancient mysteries.
Mother Mary then confided to Mary Magdalene, that she is a goddess having a life on Earth, and Jesus is a divine preacher who was going to bring equality to all people if his mission succeeded. Teach people how to become healers and peace makers. Mary Magdalene was in on this, the greatest story never told. Heresy #3.
"Go forth with
vigor child," Mary said to the Magdalene" and remember; no woman
shall ever own Jesus. I have taught him as best as I can about the world, but
he needeth the affection a lover could bring, in order to experience the most
sacred mystery."
Mary Magdalene was an Isis trained Priestess and she had some dough and helped fund his ministry.
Magic was in the air. Heresy #4 is the notion that there is a Mary
Jesus Mary thing going on here. The actual trinity. Mother Son and Wife. Father Son and the Holy Ghost is such an obvious Patriarchal Deception of what a human cycle of life would look like. Goddess half god and human seem so much more logical, so the question to ask is why did his ministry fall flat? There were those times he couldn't stop being an anti government agitator. Submit to authority, he would say, but "give them the finger otherwise" is something Jesus wrote in a deleted bible book.
Mother Mary became worried in time as Jesus
was riling up the Jewish fuddy duddys who were controlling society with the bloodthirsty Romans.
Good old Jehovah, like the liar at the truck stop telling a tall tale, Gnostics believe the author of the Old Testament, the christian and jewish god, Jehovah, is actually a fallen angel called Lucifer. There are many Christians, those who Love Jesus, who do not read the Old Testament which they consider a pack of lies. They are called Gnostic and I always got that and agnostic mixed up
Good old Jehovah, like the liar at the truck stop telling a tall tale, Gnostics believe the author of the Old Testament, the christian and jewish god, Jehovah, is actually a fallen angel called Lucifer. There are many Christians, those who Love Jesus, who do not read the Old Testament which they consider a pack of lies. They are called Gnostic and I always got that and agnostic mixed up
Only the Essene community
provided the environment a peaceful half man, half god like Jesus would feel
comfortable in. As it is today in 2013, religious leaders back then were also moral
high ground hypocrites, and frequently complicit with dictators, tyrants and
Fascists.
Jesus began his ministry
and He kept pushing the envelope with how much the local authorities could
tolerate. Jesus went into the main temple one day, and went bonkers in the
market place. After observing the greed of bankers, he flipped all their tables over. An
anti-social act most of us wouldn't even consider. Mary knew the time for a
major confrontation had come, but would Lucifer thwart him?
Mary advised and
prepared him best she could, Lucifer then tempting him on his 40 day fast in
the desert. Other trials occurred,
tempering Jesus fortitude. "How many times do I have to tell you to fuck off ...... Satan!!"
Jesus brazenly rode into
the big city, amidst cheers from his followers, and was going to publicize the
formation of his organization of healers. People didn't believe the stories
that had been circulating about Jesus the Pagan Preacher, and he had some
rockin' miracles he was going to perform. The bread and fish thing was a fluke, the magic was elusive. Primitive people understood it better because it was all they had.
A Miracle Man they said. Mary
had a bad feeling though, and notified Joseph of Arimathea who went to Pontius
Pilate to try and keep Jesus out of trouble.
Joseph explained
to Pontius Pilate, that the best thing Pilate could do, was to let Jesus do his
thing. Just leave him be, the people will forget, Joseph told Pilate, 'Jesus' heretical outlook would weaken the psychological
strangle hold the Pharisees had over the population, enabling the Romans, Joseph of Arimethea pointed out.
Then an
angry mob began forming-Pharisee dittoheads with pitchforks- and demanded that Jesus the
Isis loving pagan needed to be crucified. A whisper campaign had maliciously maligned Jesus because the religious leadership needed to make sure this strange; miracle
performing man would not infect proper society and ...... expose the moral high ground
posturing of the Pharisees and Sadducees, who were the forerunners of
todays Republican Party.
"Things are going
terribly wrong." Mary said, and pleaded with Joseph to go back to
Pilate to help.
"What happened to his magic?" Joseph of Aramithea asked Mary, as things went bad for Jesus.
"What happened to his magic?" Joseph of Aramithea asked Mary, as things went bad for Jesus.
"I don't know, that danged Lucifer must have a trap spell on him or something." Mary said.
Pilate did the
best he could, stalling any way he could, and washing his hands of the hysterical crowd
outside. They were wound up in a frenzy of hate, like the false accusers at the Salem witch
trials, more of a madness than hysteria. Crucify Him the crowd yelled.
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Pilate hired guards, that he confidentially instructed to crucify Jesus, without breaking any bones if possible especially the feet. Anyways, Jesus went up three hours before sundown, which gave him a chance of surviving, when he would be taken down at sundown as per the holy law. He was still alive, people speculate, when he was taken down, though he had lost far too much blood and muscles were completely severed. He was left for dead, spirited away to the cave, the Essene healers helped him recover from his severe injuries and 3 days later Mary Magdalene mistook him for the gardener if you remember your easter morning story.
#4 . "Damn girl, you look like shit!" she said in the vernaucular of the day all wrapped up in bandages and shit."
Or maybe he
died, or maybe Jesus and his homies had pulled off a "Jackass" type
of stunt. Jesus fulfilled the prophecy that the new king would ride triumphant on a donkey and
other prophecies were fulfilled during his ministry. Alternative historians
ask; did he fulfill prophecy on purpose, so he would seem to be divine? There seems to be no single truth, so I have woven this tale from tiny bone fragments of DNA Truthiness
The Marys' wept as Jesus was in great pain on the cross. All they had worked for would be ruined by the hysterical, sycophantic chumps of the evil Pharisees. Decades after his death, did he escape to the far east, and come back and settle in France?
The Paulines ran away with Jesus' concepts eventually,
and distorted or destroyed what they didn't like, and it was never the
same. It was easy to burn one book to rid the world of heresy. Then came
the slow turning of the patriarchal
screw as years went by and censorship was common; The Gnostic verses, The
Gospel of Mary Magdalene and the Gospel of Thomas, and everything good, got cut
from the new testament by the male dominated compilers of the Bible, during the 4th Century. Constantine was
able to unite all the various sects during that time around 325 A.D.
Invariably, they came up with something to use
against women and pagans, then gave this Bible, the censored New Testament, along with the bi-polar madness of
the Old Testament, to the Christian men. “Here is a small prize; The History of
the World.” Manifest Destiny was born.
History was written by the winners, the
warriors, the dogmatic ideologues and the TYPE A fart knockers. These braying
sycophants worship the crumbling façade of Manifest Destiny, and continue to
perpetuate this predatory capitalist, earth destroying philosophy today. Not
much more than a political Party, they banned Paganism and promoted this corrupt
form of Christianity .
Pagans
are among history’s losers; hung, banished, burned, conquered and otherwise, in
21st century parlance, have been badly losing a hostile takeover bid.
Today,
21st century paganism is progressive and positive
in its thoughts and actions, and they are embracing some of the most thoughtful and kind precepts; free of coercion, while tuning back into the earth.
in its thoughts and actions, and they are embracing some of the most thoughtful and kind precepts; free of coercion, while tuning back into the earth.
Eurocentric, women and pagan hating pinheads, codified
brutality and repression in the vague wasteland of words called the Bible.
IN THE MEANTIME WE HAVE THE CONSTITUTION
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