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Monday, July 20, 2020

STRIKE THREE

 Vida Blue stared him down and was eager to end this game.  Campaneris, Rudi and Reggie Jackson were slated to go to the plate at the top of the 22nd inning, but he had to get this freckle faced phenom out and finish the inning.  Kevin was not about to be intimidated and he stepped out of the batters box and started pulling out some nose hairs to try and unnerve his opponent.

      

 STRIKE THREE

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Tuesday August 4th 1970


      Fourteen year old Kevin Gallivan had been sleeping peacefully, when suddenly ,,, there was a loud crash!

     He woke up startled and thought to himself, (‘must be that stupid paperboy John Almada’).  He ran outside and sure enough it was, and he shook his fist at John who rode away throwing papers erratically all the way down the street.

     "Oh well, my day is ruined ... waking up at this atrocious hour on my summer vacation. I guess I'll stay up and read the paper.” He immediately turned to the sports page.  “I wonder how did my Senators did? Hmmm. lost again 6-2.        FRANK HOWARD HITS TWO HOME RUNS TO NO AVAIL  read the headline.

      As it turns out the Washington Senators would soon change their name, but not their hapless last place status. Frank Howard went on to hit 44 homeruns and drive in 126 runs that year and had a career high slugging percentage of .419 with 132 walks, yet they only managed 70-92 and another year in their well-worn, last place standing.

He flipped the page, and something caught his eye, "KANSAS CITY ROYALS HOLD TRYOUT AT COLTS PARK IN HARTFORD TODAY." Everyone welcome to attend.

     "This is cool," he said aloud to his mom. "I'm going to try out for a professional baseball team."

     "But Kevin dear, you stink at baseball."

     "I know, but maybe I'll get a lucky break. Think positive and you are what you eat."

     "What do you mean by a lucky break," his mom asked skeptically.

     "You know, like the way a Hollywood producer discovered Jane Russell in a bookstore."

     "I'll make you a sandwich," she said tuning him out. She needed to figure out if she should go to the store or just stay home and make meatloaf.

     Kevin grabbed his best glove and rode his bike to Colts Park. Thousands were there for this unprecedented opportunity and sadly he felt his energy drain at the size of the crowd, and then he remembered. BE POSITIVE !

    After a dizzying sign up procedure, he heard a scout loudly proclaim. "Okay, half of you take the field and the other half I want up to bat." Kevin trotted to the infield behind the pitchers mound and the scout pointed to him and said "YOU! Pitch!"

     Kevin said sheepishly. "Uh me…… duh"

     "Yes YOU, you ninny" Kevin put three balls in his glove and stood on the mound. He faced down the batter in a pose he had been practicing; the ball in his hand behind his back   arching his eyebrows in a menacing stare. 

He hoped he could reach the plate.     

 

Surprisingly the first batter missed every swing and then a giant muscle freak strode ahead of the others and stood in the box, "You better duck twinkie, I’m aiming right for your head".

     "Let him hit it" coach Eddie Stankey joked to Kevin. He was ready to get a real pitcher up there and wanted "Home Run Wagner" to crack one out of the park.  "Go easy on him junior, and let him hit it." People laughed because in their cigar butt minds Kevin was a scrawny pretzel-headed kid who needed to go home.

Kev lobbed in the first one in and the wind was heard almost to second base.  He swung hard only to miss again and then a third time.  "He's got a knuckleball … or somethin", Home Run said, “he’s cheatin.”

     "Poser" Kevin said confidently.  One of the coaches cocked an eye sideways and began to watch him to scan if this misfit had some secret to reveal.  The next batter chewed gum intently and that drove Kevin insane. 'god I hate that' he thought to himself.' He visualized a hole in the bat and wiped his finger in the compartment behind his belt. Three more pitches and three misses. The outfielders started getting bored and began loudly talking to each other. “Come on, we getting’ rigor mortis standin’ out heah.”

     "Get someone up here who can hit!" said the batting coach waving his clipboard.

     Another hulking beast, barely human, carried two huge bats and he was swinging them in wild arcs as he walked to the plate. The batters deadly gaze almost made Kevin nervous. and Mr. Hulk said aloud to everyone. "I hit 65 homers in 26 professional softball games." He tapped his cleats lightly and locked into position. Kevin gave him his "are you quite ready?" look and went into a windup and the pitch slid low and the batter stood still.

     The pitching coach said, "IF IT'S IN THE STRIKE ZONE. SWING! We don't have time for this, we need some hitting to get this going!"" The crowd grew quiet as five pitches in a row missed the bat.

     The next batter went into his Ernie Banks stance and prepared to hit. Kevin struck him out too. Everyone started to notice and gather around "He's dumb looking, but he's got something."

     "He's a doggy face all right, but he seems like a nice kid.”  He struck out the next 10 batters and they pulled him off the mound. The scouts had a conference behind the backstop.

     "Say. We could use him in the big game tonight" noted Frank Malzone former Red Sox great, now scouting for the Royals.

     "He would give us an edge going against Vida Blue  and those Athletics tonight" the others agreed.

     "Right" Eddie said, "We'll send him on a plane within the hour.” They beckoned Kevin over and told him about the plan. "Any reason you can't pitch against Vida Blue tonight? " Kevin nodded side to side and Eddie continued. We're sendin' you to Kansas City son, hokay?"

     "Meeeeee…To Kansas City ….g…g…g.g.g……….gos….gos….go…………-oh my!" Kevin replied initially dumbfounded.  "I'll have to call my mom first" He ran and found a phone to call her.

     "Allo?"

     "It' me mom,  I'm going to Kansas City. Kansas City here I come. I'm going to be a baseball pitcher and be on baseball cards and shaving commercials."

     "But Kevin, you don't even have peach fuzz yet."

     "You're right, maybe I can do orange juice commercials."

     "All right baby, don't hurt yourself."

     He trotted back to the scouts, "OK, I'm ready."

 

             

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     It was 6 o'clock Kansas City time as the plane hit the landing strip, two hours from game time.  "Well kid, are you ready for the big leagues?"

     "Of course, I'll beat him easily. No sweat."

     Two players met them at the gate and they loaded into an black Econoline Van and drove to the private entrance of the stadium. "Before we take you to your private room we need to greet the press."  In the lobby flashbulbs exploded as photographers tried to capture the moment. The noise of the crowd was overwhelming and the coach yelled, "If you reporters could shut up for a minute we could start the interview."

     Kansas City is a sports town hungry for news and the questions started. "Have you ever pitched before?"

     "No."

     "Do you think Blue will beat you tonight?"

     "Of course not"

     "Do you think you're too young?"
     "Of course not."

     "Aren't you nervous? The Twins are 66-37 and Kansas City is almost 10 games out of first place, is there any chance we could win the Division?"

     "No and yes."

     A coach stepped up to the mike.  "That will be all gentlemen, Mr. Gallivan must retire to his suite and get some rest before the pitching duel with Vida Blue."

     At the hotel he took a short nap as his uniform was getting tailored.  At 7:40 he went to the clubhouse but was stopped by a mob of reporters and autograph seekers. Kevin pleaded with the crowd, "All right peasants … back in your huts."  See the source image

    He eyed the grass of the infield as he walked in to the dugout. “Tight mow,” he was thinking as he jogged onto the field. "Spongy... 3/10ths of an inch. Not bad." Just to add excitement to the event, Kevin threw his warm up pitches underhand and   backwards using a mirror.      The game started and Kevin and the Kansas City Royals took the field. Kevins first opposing batter was Bert Campaneris and he threw three strikes right past him. His strange pitch appeared to be outside the strike zone but ended up just inside. The next two batters went down swinging and the crowd was getting excited. By the end of the third inning, neither team had gotten a hit and it was becoming a tense pitching duel.

     With two out in the eighth inning, Kevin had tied the major league record with 19 strikeouts and his opposing batter was the limp bat of the Athletics batting rotation, Vida Blue. His first pitch was  a change-up knuckler for a called strike one. The next pitch was just outside, ball 1. Two sliding curve balls were swung on and missed by the Oakland pitching ace for another strikeout and a new major league record.

     The no hit pitching duel endured till the 21st inning. At the bottom of the inning, the now famous Kevin Gallivan faced Vida Blue. Hitless like everyone else, Kevin had hit some fly balls deep down the right field line to no avail.

He gripped his bat and Mr. Blue threw and then Kevin closed his eyes and swung.  The sound was that of a long game ending as the ball went deep over the 450 foot center field fence for a home run.

      The long hard road to a league title had begun. Ten games out with less than 60 games to go but now the Royals had a chance of catching the Athletics.  As Kevin was rounding third base he yelled out to a dejected Vida Blue, "you're not so good" and "you should have thrown a change up."

     He was slapped and patted on the back thousands of times as the fans stormed the field, finally crawling into the dugout when he was put on a stretcher and driven away in an ambulance.  Newsmen and cameramen were there after he was released from the hospital. The questions were flying, "Weren't you tired?"

     "After 21 innings? Of course not."

     "Do you expect to break many records in the major leagues?"

     "I don't like to think of records, but … Cy Young and his 511 lifetime wins would be fun to break."

     "When did you realize you had a no hitter going?"

     "A no-hitter?" he was surprised. "Did I pitch a no hitter?"

     Later that night on Johnny Carson Kevin was congenial but he had cut himself while shaving some ear hair and the story he told about it had the audience laughing so hard they had to change all the seats the next day.  

THE END IS NEAR

     Kevin and I figured our baseball careers were over but we made up this boys fantasy to express our lament. He was 14 and probably the worst baseball player ever, I even took a film of him swinging the bat so we could study it, but it didn't help. By the age of 16 I had been hit in the head with rocks on two separate occasions and had trouble focusing for more than a few minutes at a time. A chronic, oily sweating problem had my glasses sliding off my nose constantly during the summer. I had a good arm but was a lifetime .239 hitter in the Little and Babe Ruth leagues. So humor was all we had left and of course the Red Sox.  Hope it gave you a chuckle.