TELESTE a different kind of easter story "are you the gardener?"

 

                            -5-9-     TELESTE                   

         "" Women had always been mere vessels to birth exalted warriors, infallible popes and wondrously and divinely appointed Kings; along with all those Bishops and Earls and Dukes &; Sheiks AND ……..Caliphates and on and on with all these Most Holy Men of God." Now they give each other "man of the year" awards.

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    Baptists accuse Catholics of being a Mary cult, and it's true in a sense. There is also a Mary Magdalene cult, by the people who call her the spiritual successor to Jesus and who is now acknowledged as his favorite disciple. This is part of what Dan Browns Da Vinci Code was about.

 Southern France is where the Magdalen stories originate from. 

The Dead Sea Scrolls that were found in 1946, had chapters from St. Thomas and Mary Magdalen among others that were deleted from the Big Bible.  Constantine deleted 30 of the 70 books in the Bible.
           The Bible never specifically says Jesus's gal pal, Mary Magdalene, was a prostitute.

 All pagan women were called sluts back then to invalidate Pagan worship and Pagan Women, and the Bible Thumpers began to wrest control of various cultures by invalidating the many Pagan gods. 

In Catholic lore, Mary MAGDALENE was another of those wicked sinning females, like Eve, that can’t resist temptation and sin; dragging men into their pits of depravity. Wink.

Read that as having fun and being deeply spiritual.

          Christians say there are little white lies that are necessary. I was told this as a lad. Little white lies like the one I used to hear in church about Mary Magdalene were okay, as one example. A case of bearing false witness, the church thought nothing of the defamation and degradation of Mary Magdalene's character. The non-relative closest to Jesus.

        For many years, priests linked her with 3 different whores in the bible during their sermons. It was suggested Mary Magdalene was the penitent whore who washed Jesus feet with her hair (there was a lot of foot massages back then, not so strange). She was also the whore the mob was going to stone to death, remember? Then there’s some other groggy slut episode that escapes me at the moment. None of those attributed to her were actually her, as it turns out.  The casting out of seven demons story has been interpreted as Jesus fully opening the Magdalens Chakras. Food for thought there, Jesus went to visit the Magi in his teens and twenties. Buddhist philosophy has reach the lands of the Magi. 

           Finally, in 1969, the Church issued a Papal Bull regarding this mistaken zeal, and formally apologized. They also upgraded her saint status from Floozy to Not a Floozy.  Then, in 1971, Magdalene was portrayed in a sympathetic light in the play and movie, "Jesus Christ Superstar." as Jesus’ romantic interest, which created a lot of good trouble and controversy at the time.

            The nonsense those Pusillanimous Preachers Pastors and Priests spout from their Pulpits of Hate continue to flow like miracle wine.  Demons arrow them when thee invisible, but the Priests know they are. 

  Don’t get me wrong, I like Catholics, they still have a grain of the truth, it’s the Protestants I have difficulty understanding.  They want god and country to be married completely here in the United States, with church and state on a blissful honeymoon, forever cleaving together as one fleshy appendage, writhing in harmony.  Reverend Redscare and his ilque, telling us what god told them, to tell US. Exactly what the Founding Revolutionaries were trying to prevent.

                                                       THE DEATH OF LIBERTY

 We don't need no Middle Man between us and the deities within a nation of laws and covenants. No Miracle Man to save our soul sitting atop the bureaucracy. Not enough people see the sham that Extremist Christianity is. How many billions have been sucked out of the wallets and pocketbook of ordinary folks in the ten least educated states? An abomination created in Jesus' name. 

            Think about it, could there be a more devious mind control device than the Old Testament? A deception of the Devil right under everyone's noses. The Bible as the Tower of Babel. It’s practitioners have been converting by force for over 1700 years, while concurrently, fracturing into thousands of sects. Sowing discord, while reaping insanity and blind faith; destroying community after community of peaceful, pagan, peasant farmers around the world.  Kind of like what the GOP is doing to our safety net today.

              

              The Old Testament god needs to be expelled from the United States in a diarrheic diaspora, to say nothing of what should happen around the world. Concurrently, someone is going to have to explain the value of Mohamed and Allah to me, because I don't see it. The vengeful hysteria of those who claim to speak for god and allah have gone too far for far too long. It is not a time to hope the other guy does something to counter the pile of poisonous slag they spout. Keep in mind they religions are out to take over the world. 

        Finally, the story of the Lead Disciple.   The search for the roots of the Mary Magdalene story led me to southern France. She left Palestine after the crusifixation, and travelled to southern France.  Or as I read recently, Mary and other Friends Of Jesus(FOJ) were set adrift in boats on the Mediterranean without oars shortly after Jesus was killed. The Mary Magdalene group landed in southern France is how the story goes. She was sainted in 1900 and her feast day is July 22nd in the Catholic Calendar.  As the Penitent whore initially, and now a leading light for equality in the 21st Century.
             In southern France there are churches dedicated to her and her feast day brings joyous celebrations. There is a deep mystery to the history in this area along with the myths of the Great Teleste called Mary Magdalene. Sometimes this area in Southern France is called the Langue'doc,  as it was called before it became part of France, it is also home to the language called Occitan and a famous group of heretics called the Cathars. Before the Inquisition, it was a place of art and beauty and  the place where the Troubadours sprang from, a hundred some odd years before the troubles with the Cathars began.                         

            John Lamb Nash speaking of Mary Magdalene and Jesus and that they were actually pagans  "regarded as Pagans and heretics, Jesus and Magdalene would have been a pair of initiated teachers from the mysteries, the spiritual universities of the classical world. As such they would have taught the divine potential of humanity, but not claimed divinity for themselves, or anyone. The aim of gnosis was to know what the Gods know, neither to become God in human form, nor even to find God in one’s innermost self. "

            "Almost all we know of Mary Magdalene comes from gnostic sources, texts that portray her as an accomplished seer, an initiated teacher, a Telestes. She would have been an enlightened woman facing a world in spiritual crisis."                  

            "At the dawn of the Piscean Age, 2,130 YA (years ago) some Pagan teachers emerged from the anonymity of the Mystery Cults and undertook a public mission to address the controversy centered  on a single crucial question; Is human fate pre-determined, or can we each be guided through a life of our own choosing?      A tremendous upheaval, a kind of New Age fever raged across the Roman Empire. Many people expected a messiah to come along and bring social justice. "

"As gnostic initiates (Jewish or not), Jesus and Magdalene would have been committed to the task of spiritual guidance, helping people in all classes of society to find their way against the dictates of fate."

   "It was a moment of tremendous promise, when a great shift for humanity might have transpired. What happened instead was that Roman Christianity took control of the social and political life of the classical world. The pagan profile of Jesus and Mary, which is strongly supported by historical and textual   evidence, undercuts the sacred bloodline scenario because, what they very likely believed in was Tantric Principles and procreation was discouraged.” 

what about pink hair and nose rings?

                                               

                                       MORAL HIGH GROUND HYPOCRISY

                It has been presented by Fux News that there is some ‘Great Awakening’ going on, another great Christian Revival, and I’m going to quote conservative historian Richard Hofstadter from his book, ‘America in 1750‘ about the original Great Awakening to counter their nonsense..

 “A strain of rationalism was strong in the Anglican Church, and worse still, had given rise to Deism, which needed no church at all, and with the end of religious wars and extreme persecution; the rise of mercantile cosmopolitanism, and a more affluent and luxurious life,  had taken some of the terror out of existence. In America, it had not been long since (slaveholder and witch executioner  Cotton Mather), had seen the Protestant Vanguard as leading a direct assault on Satan’s wilderness bastion, the cooling of religion could be felt, and men, even clergymen, leaned unmistakably to Enlightenment heresies."

          "A society that was beginning to produce deistical leaders like Benjamin Franklin, John Adams and Thomas Jefferson was clearly loosening its religious stays, and the example of such men would soon affect the solid middle class, whose members wanted the best and latest of everything, including,  freedom of thought.”)

     One of those pagan virtues enshrined in our constitution. Freedom of Thought. Satans Wilderness Bastion. Did you ever?

          “New England pastors, growing desperate in the 1730's, would even hope at times that a smallpox or diphtheria epidemic or perhaps an earthquake would prod the people into a revival, "writes Hofstadter. 

          Americans continue to become more logical and educated but still we have to live with this Christian fantasy of a great battle between good and evil that is "prophesied."  People who think Satan is after their soul give me pause. I can't take you seriously after that as I would expect you to be if I were to say that the Easter Bunny is actually the real Messiah. It's been 2,000 years. Give it up already. 

 

         ""Early Christians experimented with a variety of formal arrangements, from relatively unstructured charismatic organizations to more fixed hierarchical orders. In some congregations, leadership was shared among men and women according to the movement of the spirit in inspiring gifts of prophecy, teaching, healing, administrations, and service. Others were headed by elders, bishops, deacons and widows. In many, women and slaves were important leaders; others resisted this reversal of the dominant social order, and worked to exclude them."  Wikipedia

               Women were treated as sub-humans throughout written history,  mainly because of the teachings in the Bible, Koran and the Torah. Women had always been mere vessels to birth exalted warriors, infallible popes and wondrously and divinely appointed Kings; along with all those Bishops and Earls and Dukes &; Sheiks AND ……..Caliphates and all those other Most Holy Men of God. Those mighty servants of god, warning us of demons and trying to steer us away from the evil of "The Devil." "Let me grab the wheel….of your life!"

Patriarchal pastors, priests and preachers with the slickest sales technique ever, blanket the airwaves and pollute our street views. We need to turn this ship around and save the people who are wasting their lives.  

       People around the world cannot figure out American Christians and why they are so extreme. Here is Pat Robertson, with one of his most perplexing platitudes. “You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing. Nonsense, I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist.” (facepalm).

           As the 1730’s progressed, a religious fervor gripped the populace, and next is a quote from a fiery preacher responsible for much of the hysteria called the Great Awakening. Jonathan Edwards once pontificated, “It is a reasonable thing to fright persons away from Hell.” Historian Richard Hofstadter recalls that famous moment, considered the Zenith of the Great Awakening, " His famous sermon ’Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God’ was to do just this.” 

          Hofstadter tells us, “Bringing his listeners to a vivid sense of eternal punishment and to impress them with the necessity of immediate contrition, since death might strike at any moment. A sermon such as a sadist might have trembled to deliver, it was presented by Edwards in a posture of transfiguration, his gaze firmly fixed on the bell rope that led upward to the steeple. The people of Enfield were urged to consider the torment of burning like a livid coal, not for an instant or a day but for millions and millions of ages and they would never be delivered’”.  How’s THAT for a sales pitch and little white lie?

             “The acquisition of knowledge, the exercise of our reason or our fancy, and the cheerful flow of unguarded conversation, may employ the leisure of a liberal mind. Such amusements however, were rejected with abhorrence, or admitted with the utmost caution, by the severity of the church fathers, who despised all knowledge that was not useful to salvation, and who considered all levity of discourse as a criminal abuse of the gift of speech. The unfeeling candidate for Heaven was instructed, not only to resist the grosser allurements of the taste or smell, but even to shut his ears against the profane harmony of sounds and view art with indifference. " Edward Gibbon  1778

 

                  I don’t even understand how Christians can claim this is a Christian Nation. Their christian precepts are not compatible with the codes created in the constitution, it's as simple as that. Beginning with Thomas Morton, the Pagan Pilgrim in 1626, and Thomas Hooker, the liberal preacher in 1639, our pagan roots attempted to grow the future concept of Liberty. Liberty born as an escape from the chaotic tyrannies of the King and Pope across the ocean in Europe.                      Thomas Mortons cheerful attempt s to bring the maypole tradition to Massachusetts, in 1626, was crushed by the Puritans and their austere, uninspired, empty house of a religion.  The Unitarian Universalists say there is no Original Sin we need to be washed of, but an Original Blessing of kindness and sharing, and an inherent worth and value of every life.

 My point is that whatever moral authority christians and islamics  have today is illegitimate.  It's like a Mafia Dude after 20 years of killing and extortion, buys hisself a legitimate business.           

Thomas Hookers sermons were the inspiration of the Fundamental Orders  I discuss elsewhere, and its quintessential essence was this quote.

        “The foundation of authority rests with the free                                         consent of the people.” 

    Those few that still believed as Enlightenment Heresies opened peoples minds. Undermining the lead woman in the Jesus' Ministry,   even today these "moral authorities" continue to throw women under the bus. The rising tide of Enlightenment and the American and French Revolutions eventually denounced and defeated this divine authoritarian excess.

                         MARY JESUS MARY   the actual trinity

     Was that Mary Magdalen in Da Vincis painting of the Last Supper? Did he really possess secret knowledge as Dan Brown suggests? Was she the Great Teleste, learned in Pagan ways? How was it Mary Magdalene was the first to see the risen (or healed) Christ? "Are you the gardener she is quoted as saying?   

     How did she become the person to shake the disciples out of their despair, after Jesus was crucified, to get them to hit the streets and preach? Telling the Disciples to get off their ass, and spread the word.  Mother Son Wife, the new Trinity.    Mary Magdalene became the leader of the Muses after her death. Because I said so.     

 Get lost ya mugs, and just remember fellow patriots---Liberty will always be in ascendance over religion in the United States, or there will not be a United States.