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Friday, January 28, 2022

SECTION 7 ( DANKBILLY )

   GREENHAMMER

GREENHAMMER   

DIVISIONS OF

DIVERSIONS  It looks like I'll be stuck on this planet a bit longer so I'm going to make a new kind of business.

The name I wanted to use was Diversions. RENEWED IN 1986  Having diversions for people. music gardening.

Music, (5) John A Almada - YouTube    


THE GARDEN GREEN   "sometimes gardening always green"

      "turning yards into gardens" 

 GREENHAMMER: COMPENDIUM SECTION ONE UNITED SCAPES

GREENHAMMER: SECTION TWO HISTORY OF THE PAGANS

GREENHAMMER: SECTION THREE THE FINAL SLAUGHTER

GREENHAMMER: SECTION FOUR DRUDDOCCITAN INDEX BIBLIOGRAPHY

GREENHAMMER: SECTION 5 A BRACING DOSE OF HERESY

             GREENHAMMER: SECTION SIX ON THE ROAD, less traveled

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 2026 SONGLIST       ICONoCLASTICS  iconOclastics

ROCKABILLY CLUB 

CLUB PEACE                                        

I make mistakes.

that's why I'm not a professional

Got a New Idea to work with though. 

Ten percent of musicians make enough money to live on, right?

What about the other 90%? I think they'd love an outlet for playing, and I have the best forum that is inclusive of as many instruments as possible. 

All percussion is welcome on all songs as a start.

Just stick to the beat and any particular dynamics that are BEING UTILIZED FOR THAT PARTICULAR SONG because the Beat is the Remedy.

    Keep in mind, this is rock and roll, not dinner party Kumbaya or strummy strum for Ukelele. Archiving good songs, not trying to be classic rock. Kick it with a raw dance beat. 75 years of songs to choose from, most are underappreciated because SO MUCH music was coming out and we missed it and today classic rock has become hackneyed and a handful of songs are overplayed.

2026 SONGLIST

ROCK AND ROLL IS YOUR LEGACY,

NOT THE CONFEDERACY.

1      D  TABACCO ROAD

2      2   Em     DRINKIN’ GASOLINE   THE BABOONS

    3      F    Rockabilly Hall of Fame

   4  F#m    BORN TO BE BUSHY

   5  G    Jenny Are You Gay?

   6  Ab-Bb  I’M TELLING YOU NOW

   7  Bb to B   Hey Little Cobra

   8  C   New York is a lonely town Trade Winds

     9   C#   WORKING MAN

>>>>>>FORUM QUORUM

 10  D   I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU

11   Em  ACE OF SPADES

12     E    Don’t Look Now

13   F    I KNOW YOU Dave Clark 5 

14  G   Mother of a Miners Child 

15  A   Instant Karma

16 Bb  WALK LIKE A MAN

17    C#   Dm       LAYLA

18 Em   HURT YOU FIRST

…..>>>>>>>>    e drone

     19  E    Blue Boat Home

20 E    E  COMING UP  

21 F#  REDNECK WOMAN

22   Gm   GHOST DANCE

23   G   CRY BABY CRY

24   G THE CHRISTIANS AND THE PAGANS///  NOV 19 to Dec 25

Gm to G#m DARK DREAM LOOP 123 Boxing Day to Nov 19

25 Am   My Love FOREVERMORE

26  Eb DON’T DREAM IT’S OVER

27   E   GROOVELINE ?????? 

}}}}}}   POETRY TIME BREAK    Beatnik karaoke

28  Eb to E   FASCISTS BOUND TO LOSE

29  F   CALL ME MAYBE

30   G   Mary Lou

31   Gm G#m  WHEN SHE SEES ME

     32    A    Its my party

33   C   HILLBILLY HIWAY

34  D  CHANGES IN LATITUDE

35   D   JUDYS TURN TO CRY

36  E   HEADS CAROLINA, TAILS CALIFORNIA

=========+__++++++OUTSIDE STRETCH

37   KEY?  SCOOBY DOO REDNECK RUCKUS 2

38   D  SKINHEAD LOVE AFFAIR

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Viking horns air horns trumpets    (before 11pm)

 

 

       The worst thing about starting a band is everyone brings bits and pieces of songs they know, among other compatibility issues. Therefore, I’ve been a guitar hobbyist for 40 years. Satisfied playing stuff out of my music books. Songs too difficult to play and memorize, but fun to learn.

However, I’ve spent the last 5/6 years finding simpler songs to play. The Arthuritis has taken its toll as it has for many others. Just can't play those 13th chords anymore, and I make too many mistakes and can’t play fast enough to be a professional and, worst of all, I’m fussy about what I want to play. EVERYONE INSISTS I HAVE TO PLAY WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR. No thank you.  

Probably many would like to have a community combo that they can participate in when they want to. This is what this is. Tightly managed to avoid the inevitable disagreements, but freedom to come and go as you want. The BEATRX MUSICAL SYSTEM allows for maximum musical expression amongst a community and freedom for musicians. A community's songs.

 

 

HERE I POST AS MUCH OF THE LYRICS    THAT I NEED TO HELP MY MEMORY

1  Tabacco Road by the Nashville Teens.  Loudermilk created the song and David Lee Roth has the best metal cover

 Nashville groove 

 About life in Durhan NC when it was Tabacco Town.

This song can be greatly expanded with solo verses.        

I was born in a trunk Mama died and my daddy got drunk  left me here to die alone
Let me hear two dying crows 2 grew up in 3 gonna leave, get a job 4 Bring dynamite and a crane

2    DRINKIN’ GASOLINE  123

1  Well I'm driving down the road in my Cadillac Travelling lies me b, no road turning black     Drinking gasoline is a whole lotta do Drinking gasoline to get over you
We were doing swell but it sure went from heaven to hell

2   Well I met you in the desert at Sabriskey point. out of gasoline   oil   really filled my tank you quite tuned me up drinkin gasoline outta your silver cup
 Well I drove ten thousand miles away from home
See no trap in jail, but ain't no desert storm  drinkin silver cup all I do drinkin' silver baby me and you

(solo)4 Engine started smoking and wings on fire

Big wheels started shaking and I lost a tyre my baby she exploded drinkin gasoline 

repeat 1

 3  F  ROCKABILLY HALL OF FAME   B side Band. The Rockabilly Hall of Fame has yet to embrace this song. Rockabilly Hall of Fame is such a fun song, but the actual Rockabilly Hall of Fame in Memphis kept deleting it when I posted it on their facebook page. Plus, I think the RHOF may also be racists with their exclusion of black people. Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry are just two prominent examples of rockabilly rockers.

I give it a more danceable beat         4/4   130

1)   We found ourselves this cool address,  In Nashville….Tennesee no less, that night at the RHOF

Won't believe the folks we saw the moment we walked through that door that night ……at the RHOF Sweet gene Vincent    F  Robert gordon   …..stray cats played those rhythm grooves, eddie Cochran didn’t stop  

 2) Posters hung op on the wall. Perkins Vincent …had a ball that night at the RHOF Johnny cash and elvis too Buddy holleys rockin through that night at the RHOF Sweet gene Vincent  did his moves F first fret  Robert gordon was red hot.stray cats played those rhythm grooves, Link wrays  ROCKIN didn’t stop and tiny riff should have solos  gENE.... Dick Dales  Cordell Jacksons  rockin didn’t stop                                                              

 3  Marty Robbins made us dance elvis held us in a trance that night at the RHOF              Wont forget the sights we saw all those rockers yelled for more. That night at the RHOF(3X)riff ending

 4    BORN TO BE BUSHY   128

out of my range so I have to go down an octave

Im just a hairy boy, born deep in the hills daddy ran shine mama cooked what she killed 

he drank every day till the jar ran dry  she patched up his coat with a look in her eye aint had no schoolin no man to guide, so I taught myself how to live outside

Born to    be bushy, I live off the land cut my own wood and work with my hands    Aint hidin’ from you I just don’t belong in a world too loud and movin’ too wrong

I built me a lean to with bark and rope caught fish with my hands and cooked em on oak   learned to boil water when my gut went bad  n  sleep close to fire when the night turned mad

I started to notice when the squirrels got still       that somethin’ was movin beyond the hill

Born to be bushy, I live off the land cut my own wood and work with my  hands    Aint hidin’ from you I just don’t belong in a world too loud and movin’ too wrong

Solo verse solo verse

Sharpen the stone till it cut just right     hung up a snare where the trail looked tight   ah Aint no ghost, just don’t wanna be found  Got a pine cone pillow and a deer hide gown

I leave no tracks and I speak real low  That’s how you last when you’re livin slow

Born to be bushy, I live off the land cut my own wood and work with my own hands    Aint hidin’ from you I just don’t belong in a world too loud and movin’ too wrong  

5 Jenny Are You Gay?   

130 syncs nice

Recalling the fifties, this song was originally “Johnny Are You Gay” but it was gender fluid enough to work when I switched the gender from Johnny to Jenny.    This song is about young people getting married to get out of their childhood homes. “My ma is a naggy parent, Jenny, won’t you set me free?”

 1    Jenny, are you gay? You're so good looking But something's in the way When I look in your eyes Oh, Jenny you mean so much to me I've waited so long for you to set me free And so I ask myself each day

2  Jenny, are you gay? You've got a real cool shirt, yeah It's tight black satin Not like the other girls, now 

  They all wear plaid and corduroy I really like your style  i wanna be your boy So I ask myself each day,  Jenny, are you gay?

(Bm)Shopping malls and station wagons Ain't a lot for a guy like me

 My ma was a naggy parent,So Jenny, won't you set me free              

Take a look into my eyes, there's lots of love for you

Tell me now, is it wrong To want to get more from you?

3  Jenny, are you gay?

I didn't see you at the ballgame I heard you gone shopping

Just you and Chesty Morgan All I want is to be close to you

C'mon, give it a try, I know you'll like it too And so I ask myself each day... 

SOLO SOLO SOLO  SOLOSHOPPING MALLS AND STATION WAGONS

4 Jenny, are you gay? I saw you dancin' techno The way you move to the beat It’s supernatural

Oh, Jenny, you mean so much to me I've waited so long for you to set me free

An  so I ask myself each day,   Jenny, are you gay

 

   1 I’m telling you now I’m telling you right away

I’ll be saying for many a day, im in love w u now

2 I’m telling you now

I’ll say what you want to hear Ill be saying for many a year

Im in love with you now

Do you think I’m fooling when I say I love you …. I love you

maybe you;ll believe me when im finally through through

3     I’m telling you now, I know it’s been said before say that you love me and I will be sure  Im in love with you now

4    Solo        E7

5    Im telling you now Im telling you right away

I’ll be saying for many a day Im in love

Do you think im fooling      through through    F7

6    Im telling you now I know its been said before say you love me and I will be sure im in love with you now (repeat im telling you now

 

Fiddle Bango Harp Beatbox xylophone or whatever. It’s about creating a community band.  Making lots of space for different people to solo.

                                            This is what I'm talking about.   

        What I do here is take songs that are fundamentally good but, maybe had an insipid, uninspired beat back in the day, and I try to liven it up. Relatively simple chord structures making them easier to remember for musicians. On the other hand. not looking for the same old, same old comfort zone of "five songs to learn for parties.  "people dependent on a capo. or playing the overplayed corny folkie stuff. I don't think I want to be in a band that is capo-dependent. I’d rather know three different ways to play C#m7 than figure out where to put my capo to play an Am.

     Connecting in a simple way with people and creating a better grade of performance because of the eschewing (to spit out in disgust) of overplayed pop music. We need to get live music out to more places than just beer drinking activities and bars. This is a rich new field to plow and we need to think of it as making music instead of a "performance" where you have to entertain. Playing where people gather. Plenty of people out there practicing their instrument or improving their voice that would want to give it a try. Here's my effort, all are welcome. People standing up and joining the band. But in an organized way, people know when their song is coming and we don't take requests.

All percussion is welcome but please, remember the beat is the remedy. A strong beat not la la la strummy strum. You got a song to suggest? First ask yourself ‘have I already heard this 10,000 times on the radio?’ Then, “can I teach others to play it.” Looking for originality, not applause. 

We got a big beat and we appeal to all sides. If we can agree on music, we can agree on other things. You see what I mean? There ARE good people on both sides.  Think of us also as Song Archivists and I think there is a huge demographic out there looking for something original and refreshing to listen to, not hackneyed and overplayed like classic rock. 

 

 7    HEY LITTLE COBRA 1963 123 simple The Rip Chords. Great key change third verse 1 

I took my Cobra 2 when the flag went down 3 around the far turn in the striaghtaway

8    New York is a Lonely Town Trade Winds   

groove 120 

The last surf song to reach the top ten. 1965 

1 my folks moved to New York 2 from central park to Pasadena’s such a long way I feel so out of it

I feel so bad each time I look out there and find 

Still haven’t figured out the break

9    WORKIN’ MAN

The Working Man  4/4 130

I cant solo on this but anyone that can solo in C# is welcome and this is a song that can have as many solos as there are people

1 Well, I was born on a Sunday;     since I loined right from wrong.

 2 Mama said I was bad, 

Pattern and solo verse

BREAK   I ain't never been in trouble; I ain't got the time. I don't mess around with magic, child. What I got is mine.

3 Whatever you say, Lord, well,  Lordawww I do the job for you.   4   Every Friday, well, that's 

 

 

BREAK      FORUM QUORUM

 

10   D I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU  *DRUM 4/4  130

I don’t know what it is that makes me love you so I only knew I never want to let you go You started something, can't you see? And ever since we met, you've had a hold on me
It happens to be true I only wanna be with you

INTRO PATTERN
[Verse 2]It doesn't really matter what you say or do I want to spend each moment, any day with you
Look what has happened with just one kiss I never knew that I could be in love like this
 It's crazy but it's true  I only wanna be with you

[Bridge] You stopped and smiled at me And asked me if I cared to dance
I fell into your open arms And I didn't stand a chance
[Verse 3}SOLO

VERSE 4  I don't know what it is that makes me love you so I only knew I never want to let you go
You started something, can't you see? And ever since we met, you've had a hold on me

It happens to be true I only wanna be with you
[Bridge] You stopped and smiled at me And asked me if I cared to dance
I fell into your open arms And I didn't stand a chance
You stopped and smiled at me And asked me if I cared to dance
I fell into your open arms And I didn't stand a chance


[Verse 5] Now, listen honey I just want to be beside you everywhere
As long as we're together, honey, I don't care
Cause you started something, can't you see? Ever since we met, you've had a hold on me

 No matter what you do I only wanna

 

11  Em       13 ACE OF SPADES   150  MOTORHEAD    I do a slower version. More like “Coals” version. Hail Lemmy.   80's 150

  150 80’s

1   If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm you're man, You win some, lose some it's all the same to me,

D  The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say,

I don't share your greed, the only card I need is, The Ace Of Spades.1

2     Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil, Going with the flow, it's all the same to me,                         

D Seven or eleven, C snake eyes watching you,

D Double up or quit, double take or split, The Ace Of Spades.

 

BRIDGE Well you know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools, But that's the way I like it baby, I don't want to live forever, And don't forget the joker!

3 Pushing up the ante, I know you want to see me, Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,

D   I see it in your eyes,  C take one look and die, The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be, The Ace Of Spades.

F# G ending

 

 

12  DON’T LOOK NOW   dual note pattern

who’ll take the coal from the mine, who'll take the salt from the earth, who'll take a leaf       2 who’ll work the field  who'll put his back to the plough who'll take the mountain and give DON’T LOOK NOW IT AIN'T YOU OR ME    3 dual note pattern and my solo in A

 DONT LOOK NOW SOMEONES DONE YOUR STARVIN’) DLN someones done your prayin too

solos repeat chorus  repeat don’t look now  

5 who'll make the shoes for your feet? who'll make the clothes you wear?  who'll take the promise that you don't have to keep don't look now it aint you or me

      DONT LOOK NOW SOMEONES DONE YOUR STARVIN’) DLN someones done your prayin too    5   Solo    6  who’ll take the coal from the mine who'll take the salt from the earth?  Who'll take the promise that you don't have to keep? 

 Also, the songs stay in the order I have listed for a concept that needs to be tested. Instead of randomly jumping around to different keys, the songs progress in an ascending order of keys. Starting in Em then to E then the key of F then G. People will take a look at the song list and can see a song to try to sing or solo on, where BEATRX is playing live. And also, people can tell where they are on the list. “3 more songs and I’m singing “Call Me the Breeze. Key of A”

 

The Beatles used many influences from around the world, but at their core, they were Rockabilly. The Beatles didn’t do too many covers, but more than half of them were rockabilly songs. “Honey Don’t” “Roll Over Beetoven” et al. Second generation rockabilly. They yearned to jam with Carl Perkins not Sophie Tucker.

 

People with costume fetishes and gimmicks have had their day. This is a prototype musical configuration that can be used anywhere in the world to bring communities back together through music. Music is what many feel is the best healer. Music, not entertainment. People will have had enough of streaming and AI music, so the need for live music will increase and I think it will be like this. Community bands playing at non profit events etc.    

13  I KNOW YOU Dave Clark 5   British invasion inspired by rockabilly and I use surf beat 140      1 I know you don’t  2 I’m a fool believe me

 

14  MOTHER OF A MINERS CHILD

 

G            MOTHER OF A MINERS CHILD   GORDON LIGHTFOOT   very nice song. I give it a harsh beat which brings out the lyrics better, I think.     138

1 she is my flower (waits for me beside the kitchen door) 2 She is my light (wash away the coal dust from my face)

 3 SOLO    4 When the night shifts done (and the promise I made to carry on) 

5 sometimes I smile  in the cage where the cables softly hum I'd curse that old straw boss to the bone but the mother of a miners child is waiting for her paycheck to come home come saturday (he is just a miners boy, I hope that he will find a better way 

1   She is my flower And she  blooms for the one who loves her (G) best 
The  miners stop to watch her as she walks 
They know her love is not for sale  She will never fail me 'cause I (G) know I watched her (Em) grow
     GO UP AN OCTAVE FOR THIS PART 
And the (C) mother of a (D) miner's child      (C) Waits for me be(D)side the kitchen (G) door (D)

  2   She is my light In this place where the darkness never ends 
She'll guide me where the tunnels twist and bend 
She's the only one who listens when I tell her I got less than I can spend She knows the pace

 DWELL ON THE E MINOR    Oh mother of a miner's child 
Wash away the coal dust from my face (F) (C) (D)

     3    When the night shift's done She'll be waiting by the table when I come 
Searching for another dream to chase Oh mother of a miner's child 
I know that you still think about the day When we'll be movin' on 
Remember dear old Daddy and The promise that I made to carry on      
   4 Sometimes I smile In the cage where the cables softly hum 
I'd curse that old straw boss to the bone But the mother of a miner's child 
Is waiting for her paycheck to come home Come Saturday 
And he is just a miner's boy I hope that he will find a better way

4       She is my flower And she blooms for the one who loves her best 
The miners stop to watch her as she walks They know her love is not for sale 
She will never fail me 'cause I know I watched her grow 
(octave jump)And the mother of a miner's child Waits for me beside the kitchen door

15 1   Instant karma's  gonna get you

Gonna knock you right in the head

You better get yourself together,

F                   G          A

Pretty soon your gonna be dead

D                               Bm

What in the world you thinking of? Laughing in the face of love

What on earth you tryin' to do? Its up to you Yeah yo

2  Instant Karma's Gonna get you Gonna look you right in the face

Better get yourself together darlin' Join the Human Race

How in the world you gonna see? Laughing at fools like me

Who on earth do you think you are? A superstar? Well right you are

Well we all shine on Like the moon and the stars and the sun Well we all shine on

Ev'ry one, come on.

3 Instant karma's gonna get you Gonna knock you off your feet

Better recognise your brothers Ev'ry one you meet

Why in the world are we here?  Surely not to live in pain and fear?

Why on earth are you there?

When you're everywhere gonna get your share

 Well we all shine on

        G             Bm            Em

Like the moon and the stars and the sun

        G   Bm   Em

Well we all shine on     Ev'ry one, come on.

 

Middle

 Yeah yeah      Alright      Ah ha,

 F   G   A

Ah!

 Well we all shine on

Like the moon and the stars and the sun

Well we all shine on

Ev'ry one, come on.

 

16 WALK LIKE A MAN  1  

Nashville country pop  120

Oh how you tried to cut me down to size Tellin' dirty lies to my friends
But my own father said give her up, don't bother The world isn't comin' to an end
(He said) Walk like a man, talk like a man Walk like a man my son
No woman's worth crawlin' on the earth So walk like a man, my son Oh, walk, walk, walk, walk
2  Oh Bye bye baby, I don't-a mean maybe Gonna get along somehow
Soon you'll be cryin' on account of all your lyin' Oh yeah, just look who's laughin' now
(I'm gonna) Walk like a man, fast as I can Walk like a man from you
I'll tell the world forget about it, girl And walk like a man from you

17     (LAYLA)    90 Train  BLUEGRASS VERSION LOTS OF SOLOS, NO BORING ENDING verse solo verse solo 1 what will you do 2 I tried to give you 3 let’s make the best

18   DON’T DREAM ITS OVER   120 groove

There is freedom within, there is freedom without 
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup 
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost 
But you'll never see the end of the road While you're traveling with me

Hey now, hey now Don't dream it's over Hey now, hey now 
When the world comes in They come, they come To build a wall between us We know they won't win

2 Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roof  My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof 
In the paper today tales of war and of waste  But you turn right over to the T.V. page

Hey now, hey now Don't dream it's over Hey now, hey now When the world comes in They come, they come To build a wall between us We know they won't win

3  Now I'm walking again to the beat of a drum And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart 
Only the shadows ahead barely clearing the roof Get to know the feeling of liberation and release

Hey now, hey now Don't dream it's over Hey now, hey now When the world comes in They come, they come To build a wall between us Don't ever let them win Songwriters: Neil Finn 

 

18     Em          hurt you first    130 SIMPLE STRAIGHT

 You're too good to me Fill me up when my glass looks empty

You always try to see A better version of me

I'm never waiting Cause I know that you'll always make it

And I can't take it You're just too calculated It's you or me who breaks it all I can barely face it

It's you or me who takes the fall And I can barely take it

NOW GET QUIET FOR THIS TO HEAR CHORDS CLEARLY>

So I'm gonna hurt I'm gonna hurt you first I'm gonna hurt

I'm gonna hurt you first I'll be the one to make you cry

I'll be the one who gets to decide Oh I'm gonna hurt you first

 [Verse 2]

Are you guilty? Is there a secret that you're hiding?

Princess charming Yeah it's all a case of timing

Can you blame me? For protecting myself baby You're too perfect Too perfectly orchestrated

[Pre-Chorus]

It's you or me who breaks it all I can barely face it

It's you or me who takes the fall And I can barely take it

So I'm gonna hurt I'm gonna hurt you first I'm gonna hurt I'm gonna hurt you first

I'll be the one to make you cry I'll be the one who gets to decide

Oh I'm gonna hurt you first

[Verse 3] Gonna make you cry Gonna say goodbye I'm gonna say good...

Gonna make you cry Uhhh IT WOULD BE NICE Try to say goodbye Gonna hurt you first

I'm gonna hurt you first I'm gonna hurt you first

I'm gonna make you cry I'll be the one to make you cry

I'll be the one who gets to decide Oh I'm gonna hurt you first

 

…..>>>>>>>>    e drone

 

191    BLUE BOAT HOME by Peter Mayer*

Drone  on the E note     I had to switch out my first song. I wanted to start out with Blue Boat Home. A Unitarian Universalists theme song. They don't discriminate any faith, and this song is easily embraced by spiritual seekers. But the 6/8 beat still needs practice and I can't seem to memorize enough of the lyrics. So I made Drinkin' Gasoline as the first song so I don't stumble out of the gate.

 I did want to introduce this idea at the UU Church first. A community band? If there is a Ukelele Club, surely there can be a Rockabilly Club so people can rock and roll. SO that is honestly my intention. I want to try it at church first and we could make Blue Boat Home the opening number with a little luck. And remember. we would be making music, not preparing for a performance, yet also not unorganized jam sessions. I was thinking the last Wednesday of the month at 2:30 and we need to be gone by 4:00. I try to have my short weeks work done by then.

6/8 TIME BRO

Though below me, I feel no motion Standing on these mountains and plains
Far away from the rolling ocean Still my dry land heart can say
I’ve been sailing all my life now Never harbor or port have I known
The wide universe is the ocean I travel And the Earth is my blue boat home

Sun my sail and moon my rudder As I ply the starry sea,
Leaning over the edge in wonder,
Casting questions into the deep.
Drifting here with my ship’s companions,
All we kindred pilgrim souls,
Making our way by the lights of the heavens
In our beautiful blue boat home

I give thanks to the waves upholding me
Hail the great winds urging me on,
Greet the infinite sea before me,
Sing the sky my sailor’s song:
I was born upon the fathoms,
Never harbor or port have I known.
The wide universe is the ocean I travel,
And the Earth is my blue boat home

 

20     COMING UP

sim 120    PUNK 4/4

1-   you want a love 2 you want a friend 3 you want some peace and understanding  so everyone can be free 4 you want a better kind of future one that everyone can share

You want a love to last forever

One that will never fade away I want to help you with your problem Stick around, I say
It's coming up, it's coming up
Coming up (like a flower)Coming up (yeah)
2    You want a friend you can rely on One who will never fade away
I know you're searching for an answer Stick around, I say
CHORUS
3   You want a better kind of future One that everyone can share
You're not alone, we all could use it Stick around we're nearly there
It's coming up, it's coming up Coming up (like a flower) Coming up
4  You want a love to last forever One that will never fade away I'd like to help you with your problem Stick around, pretty baby, I say
It's coming up, it's coming up It's coming up (like a flower)
It's coming up, pretty baby, I wanna say
Coming up (only hour) Coming up (yeah yeah yeah) Coming up (pretty baby)
Coming up (oh, you better believe it) Coming up (like a flower)

21    REDNECK WOMAN F#   REDNECK WOMAN  a very mean spirited parody  could be offensive to some 

Redneck Woman (Reality Remix)  [Verse 1] Well, I done never, Read words that's typed I don't like to solve problems with my words I'd rather get drunk and fight Whammy on my Grandma Or my little one Or a random passerby My boyfriend takes good care of me

And gave me these black eyes No, I ain't got no degree And I can't even rhyme Got my ‘leven kids with me And not one dad in sight Since I'm a redneck woman, never been to a mall
Just the product of the incest From my sister and my Pa And I keep them engine car parts On my front yard all year long Not that you can see 'em Since my lawn's so overgrown Callin' all you white-trash skanks In Confederate Country Get your hands off my man, bitch!
Or you got to deal with me! Cuz I'm tough Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)

2] It's ain't no secret That my stuff's real prime Get ma number offa that bathroom stall Call me for a good time
That's a real number wrote it myself So I's can find a good man No, there's no such thing as a Sothern fag 'Cuz they've all dug my clam
You might think I'm nasty And you might call me poor But in my mind and in my heart (Offscreen): You're just a backwoods whore! Hey!
 I'm a redneck woman And you stay off my land My Grampy stole it fair and square From that American Injun Stan And my family's been residing here For over a hundred years And we don't want our country filled with Immigrants and queers So here to all out here screamin' loud" The South will rise again" Let me get a big hell yeah From a  southern minute man    Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)

[Verse 3] So I'm a redneck woman that's all I am Proud to be from the USA The place that brought you spam
And I go to church on Sundays Cuz I'm a god-fearin woman The preacher uses all big words
That I don't understand So here's to all the people That never cross that county line

Let's stay home in our shit towns Until the end of time Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)

 

22  GHOST DANCE 

Gm Cm Gm Cm

Gm                    Cm

Crow has brought the message

To the children of the sun, for the return of the buffalo

And for a better day to come

Gm               Cm

You can kill my body

Bb               F

You can damn my soul

Gm                        Cm

For not believing in your god Gm    And some world down below Cm

[Chorus]

Eb                 Bb     C          F

You don't stand a chance against my prayers

Eb                 Bb     C          F

You don't stand a chance against my love

Gm                 C

They outlawed the Ghost Dance

F                  Bb   Cm F              Bb    Cm

But we shall live again,   we shall live again

2 My sister above She has red paint She died at Wounded Knee

By the latter day saint

You got the big drum in the distance

Bb                     F

The blackbird's in the sky

Gm                         Cm

That's the sound that you hear

Gm                Cm

When the buffalo cry

 [Chorus]

Gm                 Cm

Crazy Horse was a mystic

Gm He knew the secret of the trance

Gm                         Cm

And Sitting Bull the great apostle Gm Of the Ghost Dance

 

23   CRY BABY CRY    BEATLES  built for metal. SIMP 140

1 The king of Marigold was in the kitchen 2 the king was in the garden 3 the duchess of Kirkaldy 4 at twelve o clock a meeting for a séance

 

24   THE CHRISTIANS AND THE PAGANS

G   G   G   G

G   C G/B Am   D   D   D   D

 

 G                C             Am                   D

Amber called her uncle, said "We're up here for the holiday,

 G               C               Am              D             D

Jane and I were having Solstice, now we need a place to stay."

     G                  C               Am              D

And her Christ-loving uncle watched his wife hang Mary on a tree,

    Em                  C               Am                D           D

He watched his son hang candy canes all made with red dye number three.

    G                      C               Am               D

He told his niece, "It's Christmas Eve, I know our life is not your style,"

     G                        C                Am                D           D

She said, "Christmas is like Solstice, and we miss you and it's been awhile,"

 

         G                 C           Am             D

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,

 G                 C                 Am                 D

Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,

    Em              C                Am                  D

And just before the meal was served, hands were held and prayers were said,

 Em               C                Am                 D  G

Sending hope for peace on earth to all their gods and goddesses.

 

     G                   C                    Am                D

The food was great, the tree plugged in, the meal had gone without a hitch,

      G               C               Am                D              D

Till Timmy turned to Amber and said, "Is it true that you're a witch?"

     G                 C                   Am                D

His mom jumped up and said, "The pies are burning," and she hit the kitchen,

    Em                C                    Am                  D            D

And it was Jane who spoke, she said, "It's true, your cousin's not a Christian,"

     G                  C                   Am                  D

"But we love trees, we love the snow, the friends we have, the world we share,

     G               C                Am            D           D

And you find magic from your God, and we find magic everywhere."

 

         G                 C           Am             D

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,

 G                 C                 Am                 D

Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,

    Em               C                  Am             D

And where does magic come from? I think magic's in the learning,

                    Em                  C           Am               D  G

'Cause now when the Christians sit with Pagans only pumpkin pies are burning.

 

      G              C                 Am                   D

When Amber tried to do the dishes, her aunt said, "Really, no, don't bother."

 G             C             Am                  D              D

Amber's uncle saw how Amber looked like Tim and like her father.

     G                 C               Am             D

He thought about his brother, how they hadn't spoken in a year,

   Em                    C                 Am                 D              D

He thought he'd call him up and say, "It's Christmas and your daughter's here."

   G                   C                  Am              D

He thought of fathers, sons and brothers, saw his own son tug his sleeve, saying,

G           C                  Am               D               D

"Can I be a Pagan?" Dad said, "We'll discuss it when they leave."

 

       G                  C            Am            D

So the Christians and the Pagans sat together at the table,

G                 C                 Am                  D

Finding faith and common ground the best that they were able,

Em                 C                 Am                D

Lighting trees in darkness, learning new ways from the old, and

Em              C           Am                 D   G

Making sense of history and drawing warmth out of the cold.

 

G   G   C G/B Am   D   G

 

SEASONAL  

DARK DREAM OTHERWISE

Gm-G#m  20  DARK DREAM

 1 THERE was a girl I could have loved but no I left for space

There is IS A NAME FOR WHAT i DO YOU KNOW i CAN NEVER BE TRUE

gigolo YES i'M HEADED FOR FAME BUT NOW i WISH i KNEW YOUR NAME

2   SINCE IVE BEEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD NOTHING LEFT TO SEE  MILLIONS OF PLANETS MOONS AND BARS LOTS OF ladies TO MEET

iVE BEEN TO vENUS BEEN TO mARS ive even been to the black hole zoo

I've crossed a million mile void just to be here tonight with you

REMEMBER Eb E Bb E

 3 added sedative effect measures lose their meaning sleep wins and then I start to dream

1  I was walking through the night when i heard something call was it a deathly scream of fright or was it nothing at all

2  So up the path i went f and now I know what it meant a new shipment had come by rail

 3  There I was in a strange place I had no voice at all I couldn’t see very far in front of me   

4 Connecting parts  control of them now they rule themselves

5   Electric beam bring had to life then it moves a way fight another world war our only human

 

25   MY LOVE FOREVER MORE

·         MY LOVE FOREVERMORE   

80’s 150?

HILLBILLY MOON EXPLOSION drumbeat youtube

>>>Drum beat 120 BPM funk rock

So this song has a male and female part so I have to sing both. Therefore if you know this song you are  welcome to sing the female part.

1   Am   I'd like to pack this in, C   and take you to the stars E  we’ll eat at fancy restaurants anAmd drive in fancy cars

AmWe tried our luck, we made a buck,C so lean back have some fun. Oh yes my love but first just this ine last one

F We stood on a cliff on a Cstarless night I held your hand in myAm mine... so stand by me wCith all your heart, I need you by Ammy side

2     Oh, the river is cold and black  and the bottom is a long way down

another one going underground Why can't we cut the ropes and let that poor fool go..

Don't go getting weak on me not when I need you so  F  C  E Am F  C E  Am     F We stood on a cliff in a starless night I held your hand in my mine...so stand by me with all your heart, I need you by my side       

   3     Dont lose your step, now we're almost there go wash Your face, and comb your hair

So trust me now, believe in me  forever more your love, you have pledged to me.We stood on a cliff in a starless night I held your hand in my mine...        so stand by me with all your heart, I need you by my side

 4 We'll stay at home and C  call this day our own, listen to a record and watch a candle burn I'm feeling kind of drowsy there's blood on the floor. And when I'm gone you still will have my love forevermore

 

26   LAYLA

27    GROOVELINE

D     SKINHEAD LOVE AFFAIR   “she stole a shirt I went to court” 

 80’s 150 works real goodI met her at a ballroom gig (I bought her lotta drinks that night) 2 I took her down to Last Resort (I thought about her every day) 3 on the day that I got out, ( I got down on bended knee)

SKINHEAD LOVE AFFAIR  

 

 I met her at a ballroom gig she said my braces were to big i said "i like your 2tone clothes" she said "I like you're broken nose" i bought her alot of drinks that night she bought me nothing but a fight she said i wasnt mister right its over its over its over it was a skinhead love affair you know a skinhead love affair

 I took her down the last resort she stole a shirt,I went to court she said she'd always stand by me even when i did D.C

I thought about her everyday like lovers do when they're away she never came to visit me its over its over its over it was a skinhead love affair you know a skinhead liove affair

on the day that I got out my skinhead girl she werent about she got herself a soul girl perm joined a Canvey Island Firm i got down on bended knee

and asked her if she'd marry me she said "SKINHEAD CANT YOU SEE?" its over its over its over it was a skinhead love affair you know a skinhead love affair just a skinhead in love just a skinhead in love a skinhead,a skinhead, a skinhead in love im just a skinhead in love (repeat to end)



SONGS TO CONSIDER

  F   RED CLAY HALO///G   SAIL INTO TOMORROW  A    CALL ME THE BREEZE A   hooked on a feeling///A   OI OI OI  ///Bb    SECOND WIND///D   SUNNY AFTERNOON D   STAY GONE ///E to F   TAPESTRY ///f# TO g# THE CHEATER  karmageddon C#m UNDERDOG F   THE RUMOUR G  Sugar Shack  / 18 ALICE COOPER ///ALL OF THE TIME DC5   //ALL DEAD QUEEN BAD BOY/// BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN/// BUSTED RAY CHARLES/// CALL ME THE BREEZE//// COLD TURKEY ///   DRAKE AND JOSH Eb  ///    FASCISTS BOUND TO LOSE//FINDERS KEEPERS ///get it on kingdom come///gloria 1 2 3, ///gt to be ready for love RAITT/// grinning in your face/// Hi Hi Hi, Hillbilly Cat E    HOLD ON LOOSELY   I will beatles,/// Itchycoo Park, IT’S JUST A THOUGHT     /// KIND OF A DRAG C#m    KINGS AND QUEENS/// LIFESTYLE RICH AND FAMOUS///make me wanna die,     OLD YELLER.     OI OI OI   ,     , Poor Girl ///RIDING IN MY CAR///sail into tomorrow/// / SECOND WIND //   SHUT DOWN BEACH BOYS // //.sisters coming home/// SKATER BOI/// Someday Some Way  stairway to heaven beatnix D      STAY GONE   STOMP  SUGAR PIE GUY/// SURF XITY///SURVIVAL /YES//// SUWANNEE/// Sugar shack /// surf war burzum, ///SWEET CREAM LADIES///THIS KISS/// TAPESTRY,   THE HOBO SONG JOHNNY CASH  ////F      THE RUMOUR      tired of waiting ///tombstone shadow UNDERDOG under the sea, with a gun/// WE BUILT THIS CITY      WISH I COULD HIDEAWAY ///WILLIN’ ///WHEN SHE SEES ME ///walking on air, /// YEAR OF THE CAT///life during wartime

 

The IconOclastics. BeatRX. BEATRX

   Everyone in bands these days has "personality" and silly costumes and images to uphold and a “brand” to sell. I want to create, not perform, to play not but alas, after 40 years of hobby guitar I want to create an alternative to the same old shit. A performance vehicle for introverts, a community of artists. Songs are our vocal heritage. Beatrx featuring Iconoclastics. Iconoclastics.

THE BEATRX MUSICAL SYSTEM.

              Fiddle Bango Harp Beatbox xylophone or whatever. It’s about creating a community band. Or orchestra. This is what I'm talking about.   It's a community thing too, connecting in a simple way with people and creating a better grade of performance because of the eschewing  (to spit out in disgust) of overplayed pop music, a rich new field to plow.  All the breakup and falling in love pop HITS seems to have caused the plague of infidelity in this nation. That's what I got so far.

-7-2-    US  250

 

The final blossoming of the Constitution. The founding revolutionaries could not free everybody all at once, but left a structure in place that could.

US250 takes aim at the coercive elements in society, with lessons on how to create a Free America, and then inspiring a free world.

 A workshop to plan for the next 250. 

 2026 is Americas 250th birthday. Take the year to educate all Americans and celebrate a future without fascism. We have to make a stronger foundation to block tyranny.

Common sense, thinking people can own the year. Independents Greens and Progressives will be running for office and winning. 

The first step IS removing as many harmful elements in our political system. Hate is no longer on the menu. Many well-spoken veterans are running and will be winning. Military contractors made off with all the spoils of war, while veterans are forgotten. We need all that war money here in the United States.

Time to Invalidate injustice. The Epstein class is a target rich environment.

 COVENANT OF THE 99.

99 things we can agree on, moving forward. All of us, on both sides.  What Liberals don't get is that Trumpers are animal lovers and environmentalists. That's how we keep the Lemmings from going over the cliff. You never know. Common sense just might work.

They had no real choice, most went with t***p because he seemed different, but he's as deep state as the rest of the greedy groups of grandiose thieves that have been stealing from the middle class these last 70 years.

Greens Progressives and INDEPENDENTS need to work together to build a new coalition this year. The Common Sense Coalition, and in 2027, the common sense caucus in congress. 

       Lastly, a hat tip to Thomas Paine who famously influenced the American Revolution with his small book, "Common Sense". We need to reach the undecided with facts and truth.

 



 

           Most workers pay lip service to the loudmouth MAGA’s at their workplace, and there are more independent thinkers at your worksite than anyone realizes, most keep their opinions to themselves, and aren't into any extreme agenda. Now with this constitutional crisis, people seemed primed to finally tax the rich: otherwise known as the illegitimately rich.

           250 years old in 2026. We can reclaim The United States for Independent, working class Americans. (That’s you, buh.) We can reject the Project 2025 that imagines the neighborhood seanhannity on the corner of your street. He’s got his A-15 loaded and he's checking ID’s as you leave or enter. “Waitin’ on them robot dogs” to arrive, to help him keep people under observation. This isn't what we want.

 

        This is the last stand for the Constitution as intended by our Founding Revolutionaries. The Nazi's are at the gate.

  



 

COVENANT OF THE 99

I'm in the process of rearranging this list with Gettysburg on its way. Been slowly working on it the last three years and now an alarming idiocy has taken hold. The social media battle for Americas momentum is on, and it's very likely the GOP will be so roundly defeated they will just go home and wait for General Sherman.  Then we are left with lame ass Democrats and a Democratic leadership that is still doing back room deals. The Berniecrats know what I'm talking about. Pete got his job as a favor for dropping out. So did Kamala.

People are coming up with many suggestions on how we can recapture raw and wild America and start over. Easy the working class wins and we make a real economy that investigates big business and liberate small business.

Something for the next 250 years.

These are some suggestions for structural change and perspectives to motivate us to do what we know needs to be done. The pendulum has swung as far right as it's going to.

99 things we can discuss and agree on.

 FIRST A quick short list

1    Judgement Day for corporations

2    28th amendment tax the rich; whatcha scared of?

 3    $500 UBI  see #6

4    The real crisis:  elder care and childcare and helping the most vulnerable

5       Ban clear cutting. Tariff plastic.

6    FTI Flat Tax Initiative    only one exemption and tied to UBI

7    Reduce military 5% a year eliminate the 20 year pension. Build 250 rural hubs with the money saved. 

8     CAP THE FEDERAL BUDGET

         for the foreseeable future

9       Fix that shitty behavior

10      250 rural hubs

11      THE NEW SQUARE DEAL & the 28th AMENDMENT

12    NON PROFIT BANKING   MY BIO

13      CITIZEN LEGISLATORS clean the barn, no more empty suits 2026

14      END OF LIFE CARE.    free places to live if you're over 85

15      Green Party platform analysis. Changes needed to become a workers party

16      1% Federal Property tax. Above 10M

17      Ban bloodbath guns

18      Fascisms weak link 

 questions for your congress critter and senate snake

19      Fixing gerrymandered districts

20      

21      FEDERAL BUS PROGRAM much cheaper than having troops in hundreds of military bases

22      Department of Peace. No more secrets we want real peace and weapon production needs to end

23      ACCELERATED MINIMUM WAGE

24      WORLD PARK IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE it BELONGS TO ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD NOT THE RESOURCE PIRATES

25       AFFORDABILITY    EDUCATION   bigger classroom with less days in school. computer work from home. This is the Rockefeller brick in the wall style of education. It's not 1912 anymore, yo.

26      GO PRO MONDAY     see who shows up to work late? why don't they have a shuttle and place outside the city. being in congress.

27      TRUCK DRIVERS WORK TOO HARD. TOO MUCH IS EXPECTED OF EVERYONE. 36 hour workers week.  #taxchurchesnotfarmers

28      EXECUTIVE ORDER. Limit how much lawyers can charge for government work. $100/hr. Lawyer fees suck up many city county and state budgets. Federal law has to over ridden. I like this ide a lot. Agreat way to reduce government costs.

We need government to be fixed and lawyers have created a law- debilitated nightmare of regulation that favors people that give them money or do favors. (get their kid in college)

29     ban clear cutting educate about woodlot management. Tariffs on plastic.

30     investigate the rich in DC especially those on the Epstein list and Panama Papers. Break up the corporate lobbyists. Riot on K Street.

31  The Dawn of Civilization. Life has to be more than vanquishing enemies. They won’t be real victories till we can encode liberty, embed equality, ostracize criminality , humble the mighty, invalidate injustice and vanquish cruelty in all the countries in the world. Let’s give ourselves the chance for a new start, with the rejection of violence and war, and we will usher in, at long last, The Dawn of Civilization. All of us together in every country: Out of many, one; Unity without hierarchy. We are ready.

 

"They got the TV, we got the truth
They own the judges and we got the proof
We got hella people, they got helicopters
They got the bombs and we got the, we got the

31

NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR

Peter Thiel Elon Musk and other lesser known Techbros. giving bros a bad name. Broholes might be more relevant. Bill Gates needs to go try and buy farmland in China. See what they say about your robots feeding the world nonsense.

Tax foreigners at a higher rate. Doctors from India are very talented but there are many poor Americans who would be even better doctors than them, but cannot afford the education. so, see. We are shorting out citizens here while foreigners get all the infrastructure, organization, culture, freedom, at no extra cost to them. In a sense they are getting a subsidized education. I'm suggesting a 25% tax on college admissions of non-Americans and those in the 10% upper bracket. 

I GOT YOUR AMERICA FIRST RIGHT HERE. no war but class war. we want to lift Americans out of poverty. Countries like India need to work for the good of all and not send their best and brightest elsewhere. Not Indian people of course. Worked for a dude who quit Big Tech to dabble in real estate. His whole family was so kind and gracious and traditional and why we need to have constant immigration from around the world. Good people and a variety of cultures will spark up a new America for the next 250 years. But most visas need to end. Our motel is full. We have enough homeless junkies. 

I'm saying, given the chance, most people in the world would be better neighbors than some of the ones we have now, but in my lifetime we've gone from 160 million to 350 million people. That's crazy. Amnesty not travesty. But enough already. 

32

NOMOREWAR Conference center 

a place for all the good people to share. people in other countries would agree. Europe had to be rebuilt after WW2 and the Korea and Japan and Vietnam. And the middle east. FFS. Bombed to rubble again. 

enough already, we gonna start a ban the bomb movement to end all ban the bomb movements in every country. It starts with the NOMOREWAR Conference Center. Canada would allow it.

33 

Dems election reform. Difficult for third parties to get on the ballot.

34   

The homeless and poor are mischaracterized as lazy. Try being homeless and lazy, it takes a lot of work to survive every single day and why $500 could help so much.

35

 

INFLATION RATE IS INACCURATE

CREATED IN THE 30'S

a new baseline is needed

36      

GROSS NATIONAL PRODUCT IS THAT GROSS  in the 60's and 70's it was extolled as the best economy ever by this standard. But what was the cost to landfills and river cleanups that the voters paid for?  

37    executive order. golden ballroom turned into the heavy metal hall of fame. 

 

38 THE COMMONS

how did investors buy all the spare land? No town should be able to incorporate unless it's saved significant wildlife. Wild lands for wild nature and a roof for everyone.

39 

PROFILE THE RICH

like police in a sundown town profiling darkies.

assume they are up to nefarious doings. No longer a suspicion but proof in the files papers photos and videos.

profile large government contracts. Honest top to bottom. Tell me how many are getting the biggest contracts and are they mostly the white nationalists who have been buying land all across the country. Top 10% owners of total property valuation get a tiny 1% tax as mentioned. 2% if you piss off the Common Sense Caucus.

40

CITIZENS BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

investigate PPP loans

malicious embezzlement- minimum sentences

investigate large landlords

"they bigger you are the harder you will fall" 

the bigger the crime the bigger the time.

record shredding

41

carve the 8 directions of druddism on church walls

42

Green Party platform analysis of ten key values. Can they stay the same? Have they strayed too far with all that sex-obsessive college kid stuff?

43

internship made illegal for doctors and lawyers. What a cruel way to weed out the poor.

 

44

ATHEISM

  DOUCHEBAG APOCALYPSE*

The separation of church and state says to me that you can believe what you want at home, but do not insult my sense of logic with this nonsense in the workplace, or in social situations. I don’t think people are realizing the rapid rise in atheism this century is due to children being more logical, and a rising sentiment that Christianity probably has nothing to do with Christ anymore. They find the concept of god implausible and prefer to have their own thoughts. Atheists have to stand boldly alone in many situations because the Christians know they can form a mob with a calculated scare tactic at a moment’s notice. They’d step over their own mother to smite an atheist. You can’t have people doubting the existence of god. It’s everybodys security blanket.

 

45

 

ARCTIC WORLD PARK 

 Tankers bombed, production facilities sabotaged. “Emergency” drilling begins in the arctic. “We need the energy for the war effort! “will be the excuse to ravage the North Pole. Naw. No more war. The frozen poles where toxic debris from scientists' litter is being revealed as snow melts.  It’s a fragile ecosystem up there, not easily repaired.

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Part 2 continues with a little more detail and part 3 has the long-winded details 

 1         JUDGEMENT DAY FOR CORPORATIONS. Nullify the cartoonish notion that corporations are people. Citizens united against citizens united. Time for civic action to turn that over. " Consent of the governed".

 Better look that up.... and don't come back. 'n tell yer friends they ain't wanted here neither"

 Nature is not there for them to own. Empathy for people and preserving forests IS COMMON SENSE, not communism. Time for them to pay for the infrastructure they've worn down and the millions of small businesses and farms that went out of business in the eastern part of the country. This is why farms get a $60,000 deduction in the FTI plan. 

We are going to build an infrastructure for all the small farms on this planet, and the illegitimately rich are going to pay for it. (see taking back the commons)

It’s called pulling their charter. FAFO

2      28th AMENDMENT 

“ If the national debt exceeds the yearly national budget, a10% tax on total assets of the wealthiest 10% OF TAXPAYERS will be assessed. Herewith and most assuredly this will include the value of all stocks, gold, money. A 10% LUXURY TAX TILL THE NATIONAL DEBT IS LESS THAN THE YEARLY BUDGET! The goal is to reduce the national debt to 7 Trillion dollars by taxing the rich. Make it simple get the signatures fast and begin taxing by the end of the year.

You don’t overtax yearly income. You tax accumulated wealth. The illegitimate wealth that has trickled up during the Reagan Era of Greed. 1984-2024 Duh. The people who created the system to make billionaires.

Billions and billions and billions. You’re supposed to tax the people who gamed the system the last 50 years, you ninnies. Techholes and their lobbyists have been outsmarting the IRS so far.  Looks like they outmaneuvered the christo-fascists too. 

We work more productively than ever before, yet they run the world without our input. We object strongly to the changes wrought to small business in the United States and we have the fixes. 

 Our solutions won't come from the boardrooms but in the garages and she sheds of the United States.

     Giant corporations are not the job creators, they have been the job destroyers and community oriented economies biggest foe. 

      Fifty million farms and small, locally important businesses have been wiped out since WW2.

       For what? For the monopolies of the 20 biggest corporations that are now fixin’ to own everything. They all own each other already. Making us dependent on them for food and fuel. We been played.

        Here’s a quickie 28th amendment suggestion to get America off to a brand new start. “ If the national debt exceeds the budget, a10% tax on total assets of the wealthiest 10% OF TAXPAYERS which will include value of all stocks, gold, money. A 10% LUXURY TAX TILL THE NATIONAL DEBT IS LESS THAN THE YEARLY BUDGET!

    We need 38 states to ratify this? Let’s go! Who but the obscenely wealthy would object? Everyone else would jump on the bandwagon because everyone’s else's tax burden can be reduced. Right? Why tax 100 million people when it would be so much easier to tax a million of the most illegititmatly wealthy people and corporations.

        To Libertarians worldwide. Wouldn't it be easier to tax 10 billionaires than 100 millionaires? When this becomes apparent there will be a tide shift. Just need the momentum to get it going. 

THE 28TH AMENDMENT WORDING

           “When the federal deficit exceeds the yearly budget, the wealthiest 10% of the population will pay a 10% luxury tax till the deficit is less than the yearly budget." I like it more every time I hear it.  



 

 3       First two agreements try to work at the mega structure and the slow changes that need to start now. 38 trillion in debt and people are struggling? We're not getting it. So many are suffering today and how can we all help? Nearly everyone I've worked with was struggling financially. 

 Agreement 3 has to be about everyone having water, food and shelter from the storm. #3 is a UBI that starts at $500. Some say don't do it and some say 500 is not enough. So we start with that.

    Nearly everyone in my working life would have greatly benefitted from this "inadequate" amount. It would be like $100 in 1968 dollars, which was alot for middle class people back then. Two weeks pay for dental work would wipe me out frequently. in my twenties.

    Everyone working as long and hard as they could, to keep up. Every job I had we'd share the stories of our struggles.

        The middle class has shrunk dramatically. From 60% to 30% during the Reagan Era of Greed. 1984 to 2024.

         With all the gains in productivity we should have had a 35 or 36 hour workweek by now. We were promised that at the dawn of the computer age. "no one will have to work ... robots and tech will do everything"  well ... baloney! Now in 2026, there's the AI Lie. Stop eating their lies, it's gross.

         We don't want the Jetsons push button everything and one job should be enough for us to survive. No one is ever home. 

But the money, the land, the precious metals, the big buildings and 3 story yachts all trickled up, and you enabled it. 

Now you have to fix it. Starting with a UBI for those of us not in the white collar parasite class.

 $500 for anyone who signs up with the Flat Tax Initiative FTI

 [ see 6 ].

4      Elder care, Child care ... is so expensive for struggling families but the issue has to be dealt with. People dealing with Alzheimerd parents or a lifetime injury would be greatly thankful for this help of $500 as a start.  Many wonderful people out there who are helping a relative, friend or co-worker out in some way. People give, I saw it all the time. People trying to keep a job and care for people who really need their help. 

        Help people to tie a knot and hold on.

        Care givers sometimes have to give up their jobs and there can be a great deal of chaos as a relation or friend has memory incidents and needs to be watched.

        Tens of millions would benefit. My experience is that people with no money are more likely to be openly caring and empathetic. So many stories of the poorest sibling taking care of their declining parents here in Florida. Really, so many. The caring sibling moves to Florida and spends a lot of time with their parents and the greedy ones up north swoop in when the parents die. Grab the loot see you later alligator.  



        Our sweat blood and taxes built this American super structure that only benefitted predatory, hyper-capitalism.  Destroying thousands of small town economies.  

        I look at the list of billionaire hoarders and feel sickened. Use it or lose it. Tax the rich. They don't understand why we don't. Our congressional representatives should make sure every American is safe, fed and has a roof over their head.

     All I’ve seen my entire life are hardworking people that are underpaid.   The profits all went into shareholders pockets or made local people millionaires like the owners of Rock City and Hirams. 

          Greedy bastards demanding loyalty and speed and friendliness for minimum wage. Now they are multi-millionaires and while hundreds of former employees say "never again."

         Many of the homeless would at least find some, or more decent lodging, even with this (considered small) UBI. Caretakers can find some relief as they try to keep their charges alive. The very young and the very old have become vulnerable in this "modern" tech infested world we are being forced into. Today in 2026 and we see the horror of a global child trafficking ring. There are slaves. Human rights are in the toilet. What happened to all of us? 

 How about we tax churches to subsidize the child care industry and elder care since they haven't stepped up as they should have?

 They could already be doing it, but most of them are busy grifting and embezzling instead.

5         BAN CLEAR CUTTING.   

Encourage Canada to do the same. Regenerate timber and paper in small business configurations. Place a tariff on plastic not each other. On products, duh, not countries! Don’t cut down ANY more old trees. Tax plastic such as PVC . A future microplastics disaster.

Begin the process to make paper and wood recycling viable by putting a tariff on plastic, making many future jobs possible in the US and waste reduction much more possible. HOW MANY MICROPLASTICS DO YOU NEED in the cells of your body?

We have to clean up NOW, so future generations won’t be full of plastic nits in their naughty bits. 

Clear cutting forests for easy profits has left us with destroyed forest ecosystems. We need these forests and we should make more National Parks, not close or sell the ones we have. Then there's the ...

snaky jackbags trying to sell national parks for income, when we could soeasily tax the rich.

         Recycling all wood and paper would create so many jobs and slow down the earth defiling plastic chemicals and micro bits seeping into everything.  If I had my way I'd pull out all the irrigation PVC before our entire soil profile is forever steeped in degraded PVC. What a nightmare 50 years from now as PVC pipes begins degrading faster and long forgotten ones will steadily break down for 200 more years. Plastic doesn't break down. every molecule remains.

          Defining clear cutting as lumbering more than three trees per acre. See woodlot management elsewhere. "Tree farms" would be excluded since they are planted crops. What about places that manage Pine Trees, let's say, by cutting "mature" trees and letting all the seedlings between them grow up to be future trees to be harvested? It creates lumber but not habitat but doesn't take much work.

          At least let's talk about our trees and not the Gulf of Mexico. 

2026: we bring a whole new message from the empathetic and intelligent people of the USA. 

6        FLAT TAX INITIATIVE   (FTI)

$500/mo UBI for anyone signing up for the flat tax initiative.

 CITIZENS ONLY.  Make it clear to the maga dinglebags that no non-citizen gets any. Bad enough they're using up our resources for free. $500 UBI will be the bootstraps many need right now. 

Sign up with your social security number. GET a UBI number. Why not? Big Brother is in your phone. Even if you no longer work, you can sign up for the 500/month if you feel you need it. With DOGE accessing all our info, we are obligated to build a new system with the FTI as the base. Also critical is the 10% luxury tax mandated by the 28th amendment to reduce our deficit.

When you join the FTI you get access to a nationwide job bank. A job bank that makes it easy to list and remove jobs. List a job and it's automatically deleted after a week let's say. So you post your job openings once a week. This is one way the people get control of AI. We decide how it will be used.

I want to address the callous nature of many brain-harmed individuals who think people should just "get a job" or "go to night school," is actually saying they know nothing about most of the lives out there in working America.

A job service that easily locates nearby employment and volunteering opportunities. We're going to make it a national effort to give the time to activities if you have it with the good socially minded organizations or help set up a Community Exchange.

Everyone pays a ten percent flat tax and there is only one exemption. The first $20,000 of income is tax exempt. BUT ITS THE ONLY EXEMPTION. NONE FOR CHILDREN and none for the 6 million tax exemptions in the 4000 page IRS tax code created by our lawyer lobbyist legislators.

Think of how much simpler a flat tax would be to administer. People got multiple ways of making money, just lump all your sales together and pay a 10% flat tax. When you sign up for the FTI -flat tax initiative. PROGRAM.

Me ... I make about 700 a month aside from an inadequate social security. That's despite 20 years of overtime in the 80's and 90's where a lot of tax got taken out. $500 more a month for me, would mean living without scarcity. 

Giving up all other forms of government assistance such as food stamps with the $500 UBI. So therefore, we start slimming down the welfare system and the maddening hurdles poor people have to leap with all the rules and household income bullshit we all know about. 

Thanks Uncle Sammy but we can best figure out ourselves what we need to do. Cash is great. We need some bootstraps. Even a modest UBI would relieve so much misery. 

500 without scrutiny. Citizens only. How do we pay for it? A national property tax for the most valuable 10% of properties. Just 1%. Piss us off 2%. 

This slowly streamlines government. You get UBI, but other federal benefits end except like section 8 and other housing subsidies. We'll get a roof over everyones head in other ways. It's a fucking mess. A coral colony of paper.

Just give them cash without scrutiny. Anyone who signs up for the Flat Tax Initiative. It's income. $6,000 but with a 20 thousand dollar deduction. No taxation yet.

Most people, probably 75 million in the US, would greatly benefit from this hassle free benefit. 

 Finally, $500 for helping the homeless and those living in their cars. You don't need an address, just a bank account. Proof of citizenship. It could enable the homeless in LA to move on and get something started.  People don't get how difficult being homeless is.

This is the beginning of the end of homelessness. This vile and evil administration has been rumored to be tossing homeless people into the ocean.

 The blessings of liberty have been stolen and hoarded in offshore accounts.

There is only one exemption. $20,000. This is finally giving a real helping hand to the working poor. I think this entire program would wipe out a lot of fraud with the myriad coral colony of agencies. Over time, most would be subject to the flat tax. (see below details)

FLAT TAX INITIATIVE

10% for income between $20,000 and $200,000

20% for income between $200,000 and $9,999,999

And 30% flat tax for all income over $10,000,000. Remember. One exemption.  No 4000-page tax code here. As time goes on Progressives will be eliminating subsidies in the tax code. 

The business exemption would be $40,000 to presumably pay for supplies and that and consider a farm exemption of $60,000. Do we want to eat local or not? #taxchurchesnotfarmers

 In 2026, the people who will get elected to Congress, will do the research and will show how to eliminate tax write offs in the current Internal Revenue code. A sincere effort, not the traitorous spying done by DOGE.

In fact this FTI and UBI can be made DOGE proof so foreign entities can't hack us. This is where people oversee the process. 

You're still putting into social security and Medicare in your job, but no tax is being taken out!  Pay the tax next year. 

The lobbyists have completely taken over our representatives. Think of the 3 martini lunch that the rich write off on THEIR taxes as an example, while you're out there trying to finish the roof before the rain comes.

Your flat tax is payable anytime before the end of the next year. Social Security is worked out elsewhere here.

SOCIAL SECURITY WOULDN'T COUNT AS INCOME BUT UBI WOULD. 

SMALL BUSINESS INCOME?

  $40,000 exemption if you sign up with the FTI Business Plan

  10% flat tax for income up to $200,000

  20% flat tax for income between $200,000 and ten million.

  30% for income or sales over ten million. With only the one small business exemption of $40,000.   Remember we are giving the ax to unfair compensation and tax breaks for the wealthy at the same time. Breaking up the monopolies and imposing a luxury tax to reduce the deficit. 30% will be enough. With the accelerated wage concept discussed elsewhere, billion-dollar companies will also be paying the highest wages.

This deduction finally helps small businesses to start up. 

 Maybe tax the churches and don't tax the FARMERS! Maybe farmers can have a third designation that gets you a 60,000 dollar exemption.

 #taxchurchesnotfarners

Finally small business gets a break and we get the opportunity to launch millions of small businesses to recreate communities that the corporate stranglehole has destroyed.

Slashing loopholes in the tax code eventually gets many to join the FTI as tax write offs are slashed. 

7        Cap Then Reduce military budget 5% a year. Should be easy at first. Like shooting fish In a barrel. Have the military explain the pensions that will be going out for the next 50 years. How much will be needed to pay for this pro-military junket? Our biggest national net loss of real value is our military. So many nazy initiatives run our foreign policy. Pentagon can't find where thir budget goes. Trillions unaccounted for. I would think we could change that.

Close 200 military bases in Japan and Germany  and 50 more elsewhere. Tell me why not? Put an end to that type of wasteful spending. 2026 update. Before they're bombed into uselessness. 

Sell 20 ambassador palaces and then create 1000 animal rescue shelters here in America. Do it directing showing how funds are diverted and jobs created here in the United States.

Reducing the military budget will enable us to bring the jobs home and too bad for all those foreign cities that depend on drunken American sailors keeping their economies afloat.

      The working class needs to oversee the federal budget to start cutting out the waste. #US250 aims to eliminate the corporate nanny state, and sleazy corporations will #getthespotlight. Since the GOP seems fine with starving people and making the desperate give up hope, we should have no hesitation pulling a companies charter and putting them out of business if they've been influencing governments. 

Zuck and FB owe us a book on our activity. Free for everyone. Executive order. It's our content that made him rich. A book for all our time on facebook. All of it. 

8       CAP THE FEDERAL BUDGET. TILL INFINITY. THATS ALL YOU GET. 7 TRILLION. 

 

9       keep it ethical. Be fair to everyone, Don’t leave shit around. 

Dont be an asshole. To anyone.

We want to be trusted, so you have to be honest in every dealing you have. Americans are portrayed as loudmouth hucksters. Cabinet member calling us uneducated and unfit for modern jobs. Fuck you. You know that ain’t right. We don't all want to be tech bros. Tech holes. Bro Holes. Capitalism is circling the drain. All the good things have been taken.

Being ethical is not about blocking roads, burning cars and threatening people. It's about being clever instead. We only need the first amendment to achieve what is necessary, not the second. And don't forget the ninth. anything not defined in the constitution is ours.

Fix that shitty behavior. Nobody needs it and a true revolution does not need it either. 

10     RURAL HUBS. We pick 250 sites to symbolize the next 250 years of the United States. We'd be looking for once thriving areas fallen into disrepair. Keep the local character. At least 10 miles from an interstate. Each site would have ten employees, not a skeleton crew. People interacting again, not just trashy tech everything. Spaces for sleeping in the car. Darker with walking security not just cameras. Areas for food trucks. We're bringing back commerce in these 250 sites.

They can be used by highway crews as bridges get repaired across the United States. I've also got an idea to propose about cleaning up properties and roadsides. We bring all the abandoned old cars there. Car Part experts salvage parts from rare vehicles no longer drivable. Save bodies of rare or beautiful design. Tech bros trying to eliminate our past by making old cars irrelevant. I think we need to save a s much as possible. The US designed many gems that are rusting away. That old Desoto. gets hauled off to a rural hub. Good parts stripped     A national effort of clean up and avid recycling. Getting as much plastic as possible in landfills before it fades into the soil. Roadsides in one  part of Georgia had washing machines and hoses and pipes and chairs and tires on the side of the road in ravines. Roadside trash to pick up. Washing machines 'n shit need to be recycled.

These rural hubs start off as work sites. Should try to find run down areas that can be salvaged or waste areas that can be redone with native plants. Chip drops there also. We work together. Keep it honest, everybody gets paid well. Roach Coach Food trucks should be becoming more popular. 

Small home villages can be built   post offices and voting booths can be in the rural hub. A community center instead of the interstate bare minimum bathrooms and billion dollar corporations selling their food-like products. At the rural hub you can set up for free. Put a sign on your car. "Mangoes $5." In the designated area. I'm imagining these hubs to be 500 acres with an effort to purchase 500 acres of nearby habitat that can be preserved forever. Trail cams can be set up in the lobby and people squeal when an animal comes into view. Education about the local ecosystem. I'm seeing long benches. even a graffiti wall with a 6 sq. ft. limit of expression.

We respect each other. Accessible for these E-bikes that are finally all the rage. Where people are sleeping in their cars we respect their privacy and keep the noise down. When you're eating on the property, you clean up. Workers respecting workers.

Of course EV recharging areas. They can be sponsored                     "Jack's Maters and Tapers 'ten miles south on old route 100.'   SO YOU SEE it's all off the interstate and into areas abandoned by overdevelopment. There should be some real good candidates along the old Route 66. In Frostproof Florida there seemed to be lots of areas for a rural hub.  Sparta North Carolina. Bremen Georgia. We take a good look at the whole country. Caveat emptor and pass at your own risk. Getting back to the old economy. 

11     THE NEW SQUARE DEAL

a)          New Homestead Act without the corruption of the first one where railroads were given stolen land. Ranchers ripped off poor farmers and took their homestead land. Real estate developers bought claims of poor homesteaders for pennies on the dollar. A bunch of crooked banksters instigated the corruption and lawyers encoded it. Doing a land office business. It really is time to tax illegitimate wealth and give poor people land. 



b)   Build small homes near rural hubs. 

c) FORECLOSURE MORATORIUM   speaks for itself. With a non-profit banking system encased in the Post Office, and an ongoing investigation into usurious loaning practices the last 30 years, foreclosures can end for two years till it’s all sorted out. 

 tax churches not farmers

Fine the banksters.

  11    A NEW SQUARE DEAL

           A NEW SQUARE DEAL. Not a New Green Deal. People won’t buy that. Progressives, suburban and rural Leftists want to separate ourselves from the city slicker virtue signalers that the right wing despises. The obsessive single issue city slicker liberals. Douchebags and their douche knots. 

   They ruined the Green party. Abortion, immigration and gay exuberance are not the hills I want to die on. 

      The workers revolution, stewardship of wild nature and fighting fascism can be our three legged stool INSTEAD. We supported gay rights for 40 years, we're looking for some reciprocal assistance. Come on guys. Remember, no world no drama. No trees, no air. 

        

        The conservative three-legged stool is christian nationalism, anti-communist paranoia, and an authoritarian worship that could keep the rabble in line. So what we do is, consume the Green party since they are on the ballot in 47 states. A third party to light a fire under the ass of the languid liberals and ridiculous right wingers. The Independent majority needs to be heard. 

        The Progressive Era 1894 to 1914 reformed a lot of corruption and questionable business ethics. In the 1912 election all three presidential candidates called themselves Progressives. Not Liberals or Marxists that try to take the credit.

The Progressive Era irked the elite to no end. When was all this Oligarch bashing going to end?

        Importantly we need to show the right-wing worker who has their back. Make them realize Not the bankers, or tech giants but the Newly reformed Green Progressive Independent party.

 

12   MY SHORT BIO and non profit banking

AFFF anarchist for fucking forever.

My short bio. 1974. I was fetching my laundry and halfway there, I was stopped by a hooded stranger in the Connecticut Packing Company parking lot on Blue Hills Avenue. The Libertarian Party had just formed, primarily by anarchists.

Was this person a young man or woman? I honestly couldn’t tell, and why would it matter? It’s what’s in our heads and hearts that count, right? Right?

        It was probably the most interesting conversation I ever had, and we talked about many things. Bad leadership in government and drudgery in the workplace along with the indoctrination of the school system.  “Authority is derived by the free consent of the people”, I said quoting The Fundamental Orders. That person said, "anarchy is the absence of coercion." That quote stuck with me since. I still have the business card to prove the story. 

     And that means for all of us. US 250 is finally about all of us. As citizens, voters, workers and children. 80%  of us are just trying to get by or get ahead. Never exchanging names, The Anarchy Exchange.

I voted for the candidate they were advocating and have tried to avoid coercive elements in my life since then.

Simple as that and the meaning of life is this. Create abundance.

NON PROFIT BANKING. the post Office has AI run a prgram for one kind of loan.

 $100.000 for 20 years

people payoff current usurious home loan

the houseless can get a loan and builders can specialize in $100,000 homes. Places where land is cheaper. Lightly subsidized, Federally approved housing plans 250 to choose from that can legally bypass local inspections. There is a federal inspection at the end. Except for maybe foundation and initial plumbing. 

Cuts interest payment s to the bone. 

13  CITIZEN LEGISLATORS AND VOTING REFORM   2026  #US250  the people who will win elections will be the ones that propose cutting benefits to the rich in our tax code among other revenue producing initiatives. Speak for those who have no voice such as those living in their cars and animals trying to survive excessive development.

There were many good candidates out there running for the US congress that were authentically going to work for the people in 2024 if elected. Solid Progressives. 

Working people coming up short in these races, but finally, people are sincerely ready for the idea of citizen legislators.  2026 is going to be different with angry fired government workers running for office. Pissed off veterans. 

Democrats were not supportive. Call up the good ones and tell them to join the Green Party. Get celebrities like Jesse Ventura and Jon Stewart Chelsea Handler to join and encourage others. Loudly display how the Dems and Pubs have unnecessary rules to hinder third parties. Loudly illustrate how the two parties block opposition.

A third party with authentic working people. 20 in Congress and 5 in the senate is the goal. 

Jill Stein was never serious. This will be serious. 

 Candidates will be independent without any oppressive ideology and should reflect and represent their local areas. 

 

 

14 SENIOR CARE

EVERYONE ON Social Security getting less than $2000 a month. needs that boost of $500. All that overtime I did for two decades and I still get less than a thousand. Broke my back to make my daily bread.

A big problem is Alzheimers. On one job we planted a womans pots around the pool and she told us her husband was violently Alzy and he’s been thrown out of 3 places already. She didn’t feel safe and this is a person with lots of money. This problem is everywhere. 

Good care is not easy to find and this is where all lives matter. Even the rich get in binds that are difficult to survive and need particular social services. You can't buy everything sometimes. How bout we tax the 

millionaire churches and fund facilities for senior care? And child care… Hey wait a minute! Is that the common  sense of SOCIALISM.! Oh No.!

Closed shopping centers. My old grammar school became low income housing for seniors.

The workers from 1945 to 2025 built this country. In one way or another. Built the buildings, fed the workers. Laid out the phone lines, built a gigantic interstate hiway system, painted the houses and manned the gas stations. CNAs taking care of the elderly. We need to remember 80% of existing buildings have been built since 1946.

THESE people NEED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF. All of us. How did the investors get everything good? We were allowed to survive is the billionaires view. You better know the people know this now. A million seniors RIGHT NOW, contemplating living out of their car or RV. We need to get on this now!

 

There should be facilities for anyone over 85 to go and live for free. 95 year old people listening to the 110 MPH hurricane outside wonder why society has forgotten them. That means care, that means training which many people have. Americans DO get the training for all these new fangled jobs. Don’t let the parasite class call us parasites.  People selling expensive machines to Medicare made fortunes with their overpriced goods.



15  GREEN PARTY PLATFORM ANALYSIS

What do we keep and what do we discard?

5. Decentralization

Centralization of wealth and power contributes to social and economic injustice, environmental destruction, and militarization. We seek a restructuring of social, political and economic institutions away from a system controlled by and mostly benefiting the powerful few, to a democratic, less bureaucratic system. Decision-making should, as much as possible, remain at the individual and local level, while assuring that civil rights are protected for all.

This is about the best one. The Green Party are the conservatives now. The actual freedom fighting conservatives.

Ten Key Values - www.gp.org

Does the Green Party address the needs of workers? Or are the ten key values  just white collar virtue signaling issues? 

Democrats becoming multi-millionaires with their shares in weapon and jet manufacturers, as the 16 year Afghanistan and 13 year Iraqi War dragged on.

The runaway waste of the military was encouraged by Democrats who now love guns more than butter. Limousine Liberals absolutely do not represent the working class in any form anymore, and they have taken over the Democratic National Committee. 

City slicker virtue signalers do not have a clue about the rural life many of us value. And it’s not even the rural life in many ways.   25% are Democrats and 25% of the voting population Republicans, this means independent voters are now 50% of the voting age citizens. The maths are in your face. We don't need another election where our choices are all lesser evils. 

        We have a viable third party already in place, but the Green Party is like a fish flopping on the dock. The city slicker liberals, the virtue signalers, and professional college students have neutralized the power this strong third party could have.

        These people have languished in wealth and privilege and are completely out of touch with the people that have done and who continue to do the actual work in our country. Then there's the single-issue city people.  They think their causes are so important, but class war is what is now. 

         6 figure functionaries and college town professors dominate the ranks of the Green Party, not the people who have built the infrastructure of our country the last 80 years. Get what I'm saying Vern?

         I'm suggesting Independents knock aside these dinner party Liberals and make the Green Party a Workers Party. No more divisive race issues, we're all workers. Pride Fatigue is what you're feeling, so remember, we're all workers. First and foremost.

Many suburbs we grew up in started out as forest or farm towns. The cancerous growth of development has dismayed the working people when everything gets developed.

The Democrats have failed SPECTACULARLY to oppose the encroaching fascism and absolute loony toons of the Proud Boi's, Oath keepers, 3%ers and Gravy Seals, who I believe create a grave threat to our safety. Especially those 3%'ers.

 People have had enough of these      lawyer lobbyist legislators and the law debilitated paralysis      both of these parties created.

The high speed clown car of crony capitalism has managed to marginalize the essential workers, (remember them?) while filling the pockets of their white collar friends and stockholder enablers.

They continue to create an international death star type of military that is completely larded up with corruption and waste from top to bottom. Is there even time to investigate the full extent of it?

One third of our legislators in congress are lawyers and as the least empathetic demographic in this country, I feel it's time to 'clean out the barn' as Ross Perot used to say.  Where are the scientists, the engineers, the teachers; asks Neal deGrasse Tyson, concerning our elected representatives?

My intention is for Progressives to influence the Green Party platform committee and challenge all candidates to get off the same old same old acquiescence to the dinner party liberals. Spark up as big a debate as I can about the issues that are being ignored. Child care and senior care. 

Green Party needs to embrace Progressives, Farmers, Truck Drivers. Then there are the Independents. Many tens of millions of people unable to feel like part of something.

 

The Democratic party chairman wants to dismantle the Greens. We can’t be stuck with these two pork-lardered corrupt parties any longer. 

Time to stand up and fight. I just read GOP frootloons have collapsed the Libertarian Party. The only other viable third party. Maybe time to revive it as the anarchist vision it originally was. At least get behind the Green Party to light a fire under the ass to this clotted nothingness of the two big lawyer/lobbyist parties in the United States. 

Crime and greed are normalized and legal with the banking system and stock manipulations.

With Progressives and Independents aboard we’ll be equal thirds. Progressives register Green, instead of independent.

Green Party will have primaries in 2028. Please … not Jill Stein again. Primaries will draw attention to the oligarchic leaning Dems and Pubs. One party will have all the good candidates. Us. I'll back the candidates willing to implement US250.

 We can make a lot of noise without spending a lot of money.

Have a bunch of candidates running. Martha Stewart, Ice Cube, Jon Stewart, Chris Hedges environmental activists all being supportive of independents running. T***p victim, Vindmann, is currently running for a seat.

If there is a rush to join the Green Party the media will light up with stories. Voting issues. Closing polling places in poor neighborhoods will be high lighted. Out of control jerrymandering will be fixed by AI redrawing all the congressional districts.

   The difficulties to run as a third party candidate will be featured. We are free to say whatever we want since we are beholden to no one. 

MOST IMPORTANTLY     

  Be about the message, not getting money for commercials. Green Party registered since 1994.

16       1% Federal Property tax on all properties valued over 10 million dollars. All properties listed. Bill O'Reilly, the vulture, bought 86 houses or something during the housing crisis.

          Land hoarding by the gluttonously wealthy continues without opposition. Tax them enough so they sell off their land so we can preserve and selectively log it.

    In 1933 there were 3 times more hiking trails in forests than logging roads and in 50 short years this statistic was reversed. Government sponsorship of building roads is a good issue for the Green Party to get behind. Let the forests mature.
 Fair trade practices and the promotion of sustainability by indigenous people should be actively promoted by the Greens. much of the land acquisition in this country has been illegitimate. Railroads claiming land within 50 miles of their tracks during western invasion. Cattle barons buying a million acres at a time and on and on and all astride the genocide of the indigenous people. The land calls for accountability.

 My proposal is a 1% Federal Property tax on all properties valued over 10 million dollars to go along with no more clear cutting of older forests.  Helping the natural landscape to recover.  Money can go to recycling and clean up efforts.        

    You want to hold on to a lot of land for speculation or to cut trees in the future, you pay the price. Sacrificing forest life for your wealth, be prepared to pay the price. 

17     BAN 20 million guns. The worst of the worst. This is where I lose everybody. People are begging for a reasonable solution. We are not safe with weapons of war in the hands of people who intend to use them on their fellow citizens.

 If guns had to have insurance, the insurance companies would clean up sloppy practices. This is also part of the strategy to get corporations (gun manufactuers)fight each other instead of the government.

“Lock and load” “bloodbath” are incendiary words spewed by right wing gob smackers. When people tell you who they are believe them. Ask them: who will you be shooting?

You will still have 380 million guns, you knuckleheads, even if all the AR-15’s are melted down into tree planting shovels. 

I have had to hear these paranoid whiny republicans fearing their guns will be taken my entire life and I’m weary of it. Most people would like guns to be insured also, another issue.

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~QUESTIONS FOR YOUR CONGRESSIONAL REP

We tries to fix the income disparity and bring comfort and survival to millions. Having said that, we remember that with freedom comes responsibility. Voting is a basic first thing and second would be our connection to our representatives. We have to text and send letters. No excuse because you can do your part sitting on the couch.  We have to get involved. We get in their face With questions. Lots of questions.

 


 
250 will put pressure on all these professional politicians, the lawyer lobbyists that have allowed the corporatization of the US and created a law debilitated paralysis in our judicial system.

Mook Dysodiapolis “the city of stench” in Greek. That's my guy. His real name is, um, I forgot. Turnip has taught us name calling is fine, so its like “Dear Mook, I have noted your recent votes on important environmental issues…. …..”Mike. Mike something. Oh yeah Haridopolis, not dysidiapolis. Here are some sample questions for your magawacky representative. Everyone has a sign they raise as needed. "Answer the question Mook."

 .1 what does t***p mean when he says American blood is tainted by foreigners?

2       2 Do you think cutting social security helps the federal budget?

At this point everyone in the audience holds up a sign "stick to the question Mike."

3     3  Should military pensions be extended to 30 years instead of the current 20

4    4    Can the F-35 program be eliminated? Make more warthogs if you must.

5      5    The Constitution calls for “a common defence”  With that in mind, 

a           can we close 200 bases in Japan and Germany?

6  large corporations have been buying seed to control markets. Can heirloom seeds get some sort of protection here? The genetic inheritance of the Indian River Lagoon means nothing to you?

7      Which is more important to deal with—the child care crisis or the border crisis?

8          do you agree with Nit Romney that corporations are people?

9        Why are lawyers 30% of Congress? Everyone writing laws to help friends make money with sweetheart deals. Con man celebrity circle jerk where they all give man of the year awards to each other? Why is congress 30 % lawyers?

10        Do you think Pagans follow Lucifer?

11        Do you think too many bad politicians are lawyers? Should we have more middle class people (while there are still some left) representing us?

12        Would you like to see an investigation into military spending or would that jeopardize the free lunch at Patrick Air Force base? Have the military explain how much will be spent on pensions in the future as was done by the GOP to the Post Office.

QUESTION 13        Workers at enterprises such as Hirams  and Rock City Nurseries were severely underpaid so a handful of people got rich and workers basically struggled with the abysmal pay. What can you do to make employers consider their employees more valuable than minimum wage?

The American Dream was to be a boss and make people work harder than they should and pay them less than they deserve.  That was the simple secret. Then when computers made businesses run more productively let money trickle up to an unholy bunch of mindless greedmeisters. Do you agree?

 

 

 



19    gerrymandered congressional districts redrawn

Here’s a great way to start the citizens use of AI. Citizens committee to redraw congressional districts (CCRCD). Have AI create a list of suggested polling sites that are needed so everyone cann vote. I'm not crazy about this mail in voting. We should have a longer voting period Polls to open 6am on the first Firiday of November and ending  Saturday at 6pm.

 So many states are still Jim Crow about shit and that needs to end. Districts redrawn by all of us for the convenience of voters so as many people as possible can vote.

20              Universal health care. Excising all the greed in the system and getting more care to more people. 





21              FEDERAL BUS PROGRAM WOULD RUN AS GOOD AS ANYTHING ELSE. To pay for it, I want to eliminate the departments of energy and education. BEST WAY TO ELIMINATE OIL AND GAS? Interstate free bus system. 

Stops at all the rural hubs. 

ALSO … Connect east and west coast with a shipping rail across the entire middle of the country to reduce interstate truck travel. Wildlife corridors all the way across. Easier to elevate rail and less width needed in remote mountainous areas. Cut down of truck traffic and diesel exhaust. major Depots at either end. Like Pueblo Colorado to Nashville.

22               Department of Peace. Make CIA budget public and have an oversight committee of 20 citizens. Our goal is peace and it will be no secret. We would encourage the youth of China Russia and the United States to band together to end weapon production and take all these world ending weapons away from these lunatic autocrats.

24               ACCELERATED MINIMUM WAGE

A $17 minimum is the death knell for small business. One of the few things Bernie Sanders is wrong about. Make $13.50 the minimum for any businesses grossing less than a million $16 for most business and $19 for big billion dollar businesses

25           WORLD PARK IN THE ARTIC CIRCLE

Another issue is these countries think they have the right to pillage the Arctic as the ice melts. People in the three countries can unite and declare the ocean open to all individuals AND not to profit. It’s needed for the future. we have to learn to live with less or people a hundred years from now will have no precious metals left. to make shit with. How do we make people realize we are stealing from the future? Putting their survival at risk with a world stripped of resources and farmland that has lost 75% of it’s fertility through erosion and straight up shitty ignorant farming, on large farms. Make the Arctic a World Park with no mining.

 Trump Putin Mao, and another issue is these countries think they have the right to pillage the Arctic as the ice melts. What's your view?

 

26      Build an infrastructure for every small farm in the world to utilize and make the rich pay for it. They pollute, they hire goons to threaten others, they cheat on taxes, they unfairly accumulate land and launder money. So yesm I’m suggesting double taxation.  10% luxury tax on accumulated asests and a 1% national property tax for the top 10% of landowners.

27   GO PRO MONDAY     hopefully we will have a wave of independents and Green Party elected to Congress and the Senate in 2026.

We have to marginalize these two lame ass parties so they can never have a majority. We need 5 Independents in the Senate and 20 in Congress. No new lawyers either in 2026. Get working people in office. What did Thomas Jefferson call that concept? Citizen legislators. A continual changing face of representation.

So here’s the deal. Those gaining office that year will wear Go-Pro cameras every Monday. Go Pro Monday. It should be made easy to live stream your own representative. Piece of cake folks, we need strategy. Show the life of DC. Lobbyists ducking out of sight. Polluters scheduling meetings on Tuesday. Unpaid interns. Another dirty way to marginalize the poor.

 

   People back in their districts can observe the gladhanders, crooks and influence peddlers that our elected representatives have to deal with every day. The actual swamp. Who they talk to as they wait to vote.

 Clyde the plumber who won on his motto. "Time to Unclog the Shit" was reading notes for an upcoming bill while the greedy lobbyist paces in the hallway. "You still out there?" asked Clyde. You need to be roto rootered? Git, ya varmint. 

No private meetings, but everything right out in the open. Not everything can be national security.  Tuesday we wear our work clothes from back home. In fact we wont wear suits so we know who the bought off crooks are. 

Asking your congressional representative if they would participate in this effort to make it easier for a third party. I got Mike Haridopolouse in Congressional District 8 as my representative. RiK Scott and Marco Rubio as my senators. I’m going to follow their voting and object as I see fit. The GOP has that mean streak. 

 

28    There is a trucking crisis.

It’s real. How many truck drivers tired and over worked today? Way too many, even after regulations to help them. We need to hear their stories. Farmers trucks and localstores. Who would be a good transportation Secretary? 

Surely, he articulates workers dissatisfaction better than someone  whose initiatives for truckers was about vaccines. No vaccines. Wah wah.

What about unpaid drivers sitting around waiting for the next ride? Drivers making less than some states minimum wage because of all the expenses they incur as “private contractors?”

I get worried on the interstate, when these drivers are three feet behind me, then they zoom past me with their blade encrusted hubcaps.

Okay? Does the Green Party address the needs of workers, or just the whiny, virtue signaling issues of the big city? For every covenant issue, I’m going to have the more detail down below in section 3.

 

 

29  Demand an executive order.

 Limit lawyers who work on government cases to have a cap of $100 an hour. This is when the American public finds out how roaches have been hiding in the walls.

Putting ethics back the economic order.

From Thomas Paines "Common Sense" that spurred on the revolution of 1776. 

A SONG, WRITTEN EARLY IN THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION

Tune-The gods of Greece.

IN a chariot of light, from the regions of day,

The Goddess of Liberty came,

Ten thousand celestials directed her way,

And hither conducted the dame.

A fair budding branch from the gardens above,

Where millions with millions agree,

She brought in her hand as a pledge of her love,

And the plant she named Liberty Tree.

The celestial exotic stuck deep in the ground,

Like a native it flourished and bore;

The fame of its fruit drew the nations around,

To seek out this peaceable shore.

How all the tyrannical powers,

Kings, Commons, and Lords, are uniting amain

To cut down this guardian of ours.

From the East to the West blow the trumpet to arms,

Thro’ the land let the sound of it flee :

Let them unite with a cheer,

In defense of our Liberty Tree.

 

The final blossoming of the Constitution. The founding revolutionaries could not free everybody all at once, but left a structure in place that could.

30   JOIN THE GREEN PARTY

 

I suggest Progressives join the Green Party that has done the work to get on the ballots of most states, but otherwise politically, is a fish flopping on the dock. 

 Let the Democrats have all the dinner party, city slicker rich Libruls they want. Conservative conspiracy theorists rarely have any true insights and offer very little for community cohesiveness and nothing to improve the blessings of liberty for many people. But I have found that most people don't care either way with politics and would support a small business revival.  t***p voters are generally nature enthusiasts and pet lovers, and we can help the ones that have regained their common sense. They will vote for independents. half of us are independents and would find many areas of agreement. Todays Liberals and Conservatives are out of touch. 

Like I said most dont care about either "side". These are regular folks; these are the people that can be lured away from the GOP by a common-sense third-party agenda. 

People see Democrats now as men who want to be women, and women that act like men. Do nothing Democrats have stigmatized themselves. Pretty messed up and an inaccurate analysis of an important demographic. #independentmajorityparty

 

Xian nationalists consider the America we know as a secular mistake. It’s supposed to be Gods country! Christian Conspiracy theorists show aerial diagrams of Washington DC to be laid out in a pentagram! (Actually, a Goddess temple complex nyuk nyuk.). The want to invalidate the Founding Revolutionaries ideals and make it a booga booga bible belt bamboozle. 

 Lady Liberty is an evil, demonic goddess. Did you know that? That's right, the statue of Liberty. They are clearly out of their minds and #250 can be our foundation in reality.

           But that's what Liberals do. It can be called enlightened despotism, and its their intention that they are doing things for your own good. 

            This is how Democrats absorb every good radical impetus into it's managed maw. Calm down radicals, we got this, say the Democrats, but they have been feckless, ineffectual do nothings who can't stand up to Neo-con bullying.

         Over two decades of feel good, gauzy nothingness. The Democrats couldn't counter the GOP "Contract on America" in 1995 or the Tea Party buffoons in 2010 and have been mute since, steadily losing governorships and state legislatures. Both major parties are broken down ships unfit for sailing into the future. Like two teams no one likes in the Super Bowl.

 

    This is why it has to be third party or bust

This is how Democrats absorb every good radical impetus into it's managed maw. Calm down radicals, we got this, say the Democrats, but they have been feckless, ineffectual do nothings who can't stand up to Neo-con bullying.

         Over two decades of feel good, gauzy nothingness. The Democrats couldn't counter the GOP "Contract on America" in 1995 or the Tea Party buffoons in 2010 and have been mute since, steadily losing governorships and state legislatures. Both major parties are broken down ships unfit for sailing into the future. Like two teams no one likes in the Super Bowl.

 

    This is why it has to be third party or bust

King Arthur: Well, I am king.

Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. 

By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there's ever gonna be any progress...

Peasant Woman: Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here... Oh! How do you do?

[Dennis joins the Peasant Woman in the nearby filth patch]

King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? I am Arthur, king of the Britons. Whose castle is that?

Peasant Woman: King of the who?

King Arthur: The Britons.

Peasant Woman: Who're the "Britons"?

King Arthur: Well, we all are. We're all Britons, and I am your king.

Peasant WomanDidn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Dennis: You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy, in which the working classes...

Peasant Woman: Oh, there you go, bringing class into it again.

Dennis: Well, that's what it's all about! If only people would--

King ArthurPlease, please, good people, I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

Peasant Woman: No one lives there.

King Arthur: Then who is your lord?

Peasant Woman: We don't have a lord.

King ArthurWhat?

Dennis: I told you, we're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort of executive officer for the week...

 

 

-  -7-3- THE INDEPENDENT MAJORITY     

THE INDEPENDENT MAJORITY PARTY    

                          “If you are stuck in an ideological rut, (Liberal or Conservative), the incendiary rhetoric contained herein may greatly increase blood pressure. Please be advised that in the emerging marketplace of ideas, the independent viewpoint needs to be heard.” Excerpts from the zine, “Conservative Conservationist” (1995) and 2021 updates.

This chapter goes to the core of workers dignity and personal Liberty, and seeks economic and environmental justice.

        A   Malicious Guile on Display

        B   Environmental Justice

       C    Economic Justice

       D   The High Thread count in the Fabric of Freedom 

To find peace in this chaos is to be enlightened. The clotted nothingness of liberalism and the venomous spewing of most conservatives, represent only small slices of the American Pie; unfortunately, the only two that have a voice in the mainstream media. What about the independent viewpoint?   Independents have no steadfast, limiting ideology and we develop our own unique viewpoints and philosophies. We are tired of coercive governments and corrupt, polluting corporations and reclaiming the Commons is going to be one of our strategies.   We anticipate the logjam of the Liberal-Conservative debate to break soon and new ideas, independent ideas, will burst onto the media.

 Many people are beginning to recognize the emptiness of the consumer culture and are striving to put communication back in our communities, although it seems that a vast majority seems more concerned with appearances and acquisitions. In the past, many Independents have voted reluctantly or not at all. Over many years I have heard “there’s no one to vote for. I don’t like either if them.” The truth is that we don’t need term limits; we need easier ballot access for third party candidates and Independents.  There is not much choice between the embattled attorney at Law Tweedle Dee or embittered lawyer Tweedle Dum.

The Democranks and Republicants have our opinions properly stifled.  The next wave of activism will be a Progressive initiative to reform capitalism into a system that the world can work with forever.  At first, I thought of Democratic Capitalism. Concerned with the general welfare of the populace, Democratic Socialists such as Bernie Sanders are looking to take our current revenue and arrange that money to go where it is needed.  However, for the long term,  I settled on Market Socialism.  A refinement of Democratic Socialism. Market Socialism immediately goes to the core of America: where we get supplies. Who cares about our war machine really and what the War Hawks want?  I don’t remember voting for perpetual war. Slash that budget in half and let the whiny white people leave the salty stains of their tears on the Statue of Liberty.

Every day we must have supplies on hand but the corporate stranglehold leaves us dependent on them. Pandemics and Hurricanes showed us that.  The threats of terrorism and communism seem unimportant in retrospect. A New Square Deal is what we will call getting back the money the 1% has stolen from the working people in the last fifty years.

Progressives have been around a long time and here is the theme of the current Progressive Party, “We of The American Progressive Party seek government accountability, an end to wars of aggression, a vibrant economy, including living wage jobs, sustainable environments, social justice and constitutional rights for all.”   I would like to add from my own box of sayings, “encode liberty, embed equality, ostracize criminality and vanquish cruelty.”  This can be achieved in any country in the world.  If we have a global economy, we will certainly need global unions and global morality. We all can fight for each other and most know the apropos phrase is “an injury to one is an injury to all.”

               The Independent Majority is about the many millions of unique, free-thinking people around the world; a majority of people that crosses all class, gender and race barriers. Independents are not brainwashed into religious or cultural extremes, and comprise the bulk of what we call ‘regular folks’.

                In a collapsing society or in a Depression, or when the dollar is no longer the go-to world currency; how many pension funds, guaranteed by the government, can be paid?    How much money deposited in banks can be insured? Tea Party enthusiasts don’t realize they are one government guaranteed pension fund away from dumpster diving, and the government is backing far more than it could possibly support in a large market crash.  This is why Wall Street was bailed out in 2008.  The government didn't have the trillions to pay depositors and investors. 

                 A new culture and economic system have begun to rise up and its healthy greenery will grow a canopy over the dying, destructive, death dealing, war loving culture of Manifest Destiny.  This final, demented phase of Capitalism that wasn’t imagined, even by Milton Friedman and the Chicago School of Oligarchy, with their rose-colored greed glasses.  In their world, the rich should own everything, for our own good of course. 

                                                                                  

a)      MALICIOUS GUILE ON DISPLAY

                  The star of the Progressive Era was Teddy Roosevelt, Progressive Conservative, who was often at odds with big business.  A true conservative historically has been mistrustful of the Bigs.  Big banks, big companies, and big religions.

                Theodore Roosevelt was one of the few in power who were brave enough to confront Big Business and the predatory monopolies head on.  He saw what grappling beasts the giant corporations could be, and how the Mom and Pop, Market Capitalism, and our traditional rural culture  were suffering from corporate bullying in the market place. He was also enough of a conservationist to have started the National Parks system AND the National Estuary Program.         

   Je suis Teddy. Sadly, even if government taxes and interference were reduced, as the conservatives want, greedy corporations would quickly jump in and increase their chewing and sucking of our lifeblood, as parasites are inclined to do. This is why we have to reduce the influence of corporations AND government equally. Most regulation has only stifled the very small business entrepreneurs, not vulture capitalists investors like Stupid Bigly. The goal of reformers will be to knock aside the corporate apologists  and entrenched bureaucracy. while the real battle ahead for authentic conservatives and practical Liberals, will be in defense of small business.  

Barry Goldwater was an advocate of small business and a smaller government, and his advice over 60 years ago regarding budget cuts was to, “put the ax in the right places.” However, these days (1995) there have been a lot of misguided chopping. Mean spirited Republicans eagerly axing small programs that funded community improvements in 1995. Programs that often organized (liberal) volunteers to help assist paid employees were dramatically slashed for no reason other than spite. It doesn't matter how clever the program, if there is one whiff of Liberalism; these empty hearted Republicans go after it. A 2022 update: they are worse than ever.

                The Master Gardener program, within the Agriculture Department, harnesses 10 times more volunteer labor than the total paid labor hours of the program. I know because I went through the program three times in two states.  It is one of the best government-subsidized programs going and for how much, the cost of a dozen patriot missiles.  That’s ten volunteers or Interns or apprentices for every paid employee.  You won’t find any conservative based programs that can do the same. What other organization does that? Hmmm? Meals on Wheels, that’s who! For god’s sake, how can you stop feeding the hungry and send an army of volunteers packing as the administration of the Orange Menace got into gear? It’s the most shortsighted budget cuts ever, nothing but malicious guile on display.

                The Master Gardeners are helpful educating the public.  I know because I volunteered 175 hours with them, and every year there were budget cuts in the Agriculture Department, slashing ten or twenty thousand dollars on this good program every year or two so everyone involved sacrifices a little to work and volunteer for the Extension Service.  Meanwhile the Congress in the last 15 years can’t write a check fast enough to buy bombs or increase their own pay and benefits. 

               Service in America has gone to shit with the tight-fisted corporations who spend lavishly on themselves but pay peanuts to the employees. Servers working too many tables, part timers covering too many departments in a store, and many other degradations of the once, service-oriented America. Sales oriented Sears may or may not survive as one example.  They didn’t at our local mall.

                Another example of shortsighted Republican budget cuts in 1995 was the 2.5 million dollars cut in the department that releases formerly classified documents. You know, like the documents that exposed the names of soldiers who were used as nuclear guinea pigs in the 50’s during atomic weapon testing or the files of black men that were given diseases to see what happened.  We’ve read the news and compartmentalized the torture and people say, “Aw that’s a shame, thankfully it’s in the past”. Well it’s not. The right wing reprehensibles would light witches and gays on fire in the center of town if they could.

 

                              b)          ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE

                Seventy five years ago, there were three times as many hiking trail miles as there were logging road miles. Currently the opposite is true and there are now three times as many linear miles of logging roads, compared to hiking trails. It’s cheaper to develop hiking trails, isn’t it?  Keep the trees, where they are, we can recycle for our paper needs. We can grow Hemp and Kenaf and others to make many wood and paper products.  We are quite ready to leave the trees where they are and let forests become wild again. We are eager to give hemp crops a chance to revitalize small farms.

You see, those scurvy Republicans are poised to launch more forays into our ancient forests. Moreover, in 2022, republicans are ready to sell naming rights of our National Parks to corporations, if not outright sell the parks to mining companies and other polluters.   It’s not about global warming in my mind, it’s about the pollution of our air and water and the nearly complete destruction of the world’s ecosystems. It’s about planning for 1,000 generations from now despite Capitalisms goal to liquidate it all. They will need the earth too. Please, sell some military bases around the world to balance the budget. Computerize the Pentagon and have bake sales to buy that next jet.

                 I found some old forestry magazines from the thirties and took a look. Many articles warned about the foolishness of clear cutting. The last of the old time, original conservationists of the Teddy Roosevelt Progressive Era had passed on by the 1930's. Logging companies were slogged for being greedy instead of being steward of our wild lands. The Forest Service lost sight of their mission and became a toady to large corporate interests by the end of the Second World War.   Forests became primarily for the corporations: bribes and politics and all that. Money doesn’t grow on trees, it is trees. 

              Millions of acres were clear-cut for the population explosion and cheap paper products fueled a big chunk of the prosperity of the 50’s and 60’s oblivious to that were, in many cases, hundreds of years old. Destroyed also were the micro niches in ancient forest ecosystems that are now lost.

                With logging lobbyists rewriting forestry laws, the last ten percent of the Americas ancient forests are in peril, in the name of cheap paper and wood products that have been priced far below what they should have been since the end of WW2. Why did the greatest generation figure the rapacious plundering of the forests would last forever? I thought they were good at math? Clear cutting until they were clear cutting second growth, and forest devastation was finally curtailed during the seventies.

Didn't their parents dunk their heads in ice water to punish them if they got bad grades?  Allowing nuclear waste and encouraging the use of poisonous chemicals while they hacked away at America’s natural resources and pocketing the profits for themselves was wrong it’s too late to dunk their heads in a galvanized basin filled with ice water.  The people, who have been asleep since WW2 ended, are too old now for that, and they need young people to lead as the love generation boomers were nearly as bad. The Love Generation found out what they actually loved was money, luxury, and retirement security and they were nearly as bad as the greatest generation when it came to the foresight needed for the future. They invested in the war machine pretending it was “the space program.”

                Why have conservationists been assaulted in the media during this never-ending Reagan Era of Greed? The concerns of conservationists over the last 50 years have been to save what is worth saving, while every hurdle possible is thrown out in front of them. Corporations throwing teams of avaricious attorneys at private civic groups fighting for their land and safety. The conservers of nature battle with conservatives who have sold as much of the natural world as they possibly could, not comprehending what they are doing to God’s treasures.

              What is wrong with saving a 500-year-old tree? What is so right about making toothpicks or cheap tissue paper out of it? Hang tough, it’s no crime to have a little foresight, and saving the Creators wilderness is important. I may or may not believe in a creator, I am pandering here to believers, but they need to realize we need trees, god or no god.  Trees are real; they make air, while religion hot air from the pulpits of hate.

                Can’t we make toothpicks from recycled material?  Of course, we can. Logging companies still clear cut because it is cheaper to cut down a 200-foot tree than it is to recycle old pallets and wooden construction waste and the forest service needs to be gutted and re]aced by the protectors of the forests. That’s a real shame and an indictment on capitalisms excess and waste.  If clear cutting were banned for 10 years, woodlot management and recycling would finally become viable.  No more than four trees an acre every ten years is my guide to define what clear cutting is. Inflation yes, but we need a good dose of inflation so prices can float up to where they should be for resources and essential labor.  You might not know this, but, with inflation, your home will have more value with an inflationary spiral and many fewer of us would be underwater with our mortgages.  The Country Club doesn’t want you to know that because they make money from usurious loans, and so by the end of a twenty year loan, inflation has eaten away some of their profit.

            How many Independents in the House and Senate? One? Two? It’s a joke and we know it.  (I was thinking of Bernie Sanders and his brave solo struggle when I wrote most of this in 1995.) Independents are not middle of the road, yet we are weary of two extremes. A constant hum of moralistic rantings and non-stop ravings by the moral high ground hypocrites and the immoral, depraved criminal class cheating their way through life. They are there lurking in the shadows of the honest workers.

              Independents are tired of the preachers and tired of the perverts and weary of do nothing politicians, so I’m asking, who speaks for us?  We are weary of the con men and the dishonest hucksters everywhere in America.

                We nearly woke up during the GATT “debate,” but they slipped it by us and now it’s another layer of bureaucracy to peel off. The public outcry did not convince Congress that GATT wasn’t what we wanted.  Are you kidding? A world trade bureaucracy? Telling me how much I sell my organic peaches for!

            I don’t think so; no to GATT and no to the New World Order. Say NO to a two-tier global structure of struggling peasants who have lost their land and rich elite parasites and polluters that are buying it up and destroying it along with the local ecosystem.

                                                        c)                     ECONOMIC JUSTICE

                How much longer will the 20 cent an hour worker in third world countries remain silent, docile and obedient? They struggle every day with the knowledge that, in their heart, they know something is deeply wrong when they work so fucking hard under such horribly difficult conditions, while a select few are clipping fat cigars at the country club. 

                These workers need a match to set them off, and I’m eager for the day when that will happen. If the workers of the world unionized and protected themselves, they’d be off to a good start in this rat race. Our placid, over consumptive lifestyle will be badly shaken if 20 cent an hour workers were to start making two dollars an hour but it would create a good deal of income equality.  Not sure if you stockholders will agree. Your stock broker said space program but your investment went to incinerating wedding parties.

                Asian sweatshops that make our clothing a would have to pay workers a livable wage, then voila, Instead of being on the verge of starvation workers would have money in their pockets. American made clothing becomes more competitive in that case when slave labor gets paid a living wage.  I can’t emphasize it enough so I’ll say it again, the more workers make in all the other countries of the world, the more competitive American exports become. Furniture and many other products, whose manufacture has left our shores, would return if workers around the world were paid a living and thriving wage.

           Their product costs more but workers have more to spend.  It’s a win win, ya know and as Will Rogers said, “it all trickles back up to them anyways.” You are told of the down side of inflation by economists and Wall Street who only care about their investments that will lose their value with inflation and they repeat the lie in a thousand different ways that inflation is a terrible thing. 

 People have been brainwashed to accept a minimum wage that creeps up while insurances and many services  increase their costs at a far greater rate than the inflation rate would indicate. 80% of us struggle with the cost of this modern life that has been forced on us by the violent and wasteful paradigm of Capitalism. 

The war economy and nature destroying economy. Paltry pay affects too many families, but raising the pay of the lowest paid of the world would be good for all in that lifting up of all boats kind of way. Call it float up economics as opposed to trickle down. Some say the only way forward is to smash capitalism, but I am inclined to think that we create a new economy for workers instead and let capitalism collapse.

              (  #bernwallstreetbern )  All American products become more competitive when wages go up in the poorest parts of the world, and conversely,  these same people will be able to afford American products with better wages.  You know, like movies and music that doesn’t need super tankers to ship it. Float up Economics, let wages go up and create inflation. We can’t lose. Tax the funny money of the wealthy and turn their fake paper profits into housing and food for people. 

              Promote good pay and safe working conditions around the world and a new economy will emerge and a more competitive market for our exports.  Imagine better wages for all when CEO pay and shareholder benefits are reined in as a result of higher wages and safer working conditions and a 35-hour week which will give people more time to spend with their families. 

What I’m saying is that many people have become rich by providing goods for unnaturally low prices and call it prosperity. This makes it appear that Industrial Predatory Capitalism has really worked great with so much prosperity but an inevitable Predatory Capitalist system collapse will be discussed in terms of trillions of dollars. We are living under an Illusion of Prosperity, and the curtain of deceit is being pulled back exposing the swindles of them gold hoarding bastards.

10% on all accumulated wealth over 10 million dollars.  A luxury tax a la Monopoly until the national debt is paid, how about that as a budget balancer? It would pit bankers against the rest of the rich. The rich will pay off the six billion in interest on the national debt with this tax and a laser hot focus will be put on this ridiculous price gouging of the banksters.  The rich can also put the money back in social security that they used for two ridiculous wars and Ronnie Ray guns military buildup, which initially ballooned the deficit into the stratosphere.

                It’s a living hell for many in this world, and I want to know, where is the joy the Creator presumably wants us to have? On the other hand, is life supposed to be brutal with no universal consequences?  Maybe god is an asshole who hates people. You never know; that boss who screws us at work--is it any different than the cheetah biting and tearing the neck of the Impala? It’s just a slower death, a death of the spirit.  A concussion of the heart.

                Who best to lead the vanguard of economic justice?  Who has the simple concepts we can follow while reducing the ridiculous bureaucracy we have now? Brave enough to expose the parasite economy?  forward thinking enough to abandon the steam age economics of Narxists. The answer you’re looking for is modern 21st century Progressives.

My favorite concept is called the Escalating Minimum Wage. I’d raise the minimum wage to 10 dollars an hour for small business, and 12 dollars an hour for businesses that have sales or income of a million dollars or more the next year. Then the following year, 16 dollars an hour minimum wage for billion-dollar corporations    An across the board 15 dollars an hour will not work and will be the final nail in the coffin for small business here in America.      

Republicans lying out their ass about this tax reform nonsense they passed that Democrats will have to repeal. Corporations such as McDonalds and Walmart depended on minimum wage workers to build their empires and fortunes and put all local small business, OUT OF BUSINESS.  Teen workers forced to go home if the worksite wasn’t busy. Workers with no transportation and workers having to arrange baby-sitting are frustrated to tears with this arrangement.

  Imagine all the workers that would have more disposable income with a more equitable worldwide minimum wage. Money to catch up on bills and go out, have some fun occasionally, and maintain sturdy, time saving appliances for their homes.  We are not looking for Jaguars with mink umbrella holders. People are weary of suffering. Our culture would diversify with even more variety and freedom of expression if more people had time to recreate and relax and having some jingle jangle in their pocket to do things would be a great relief to the people who have kept America running the last fifty years.   

                 Use minor league baseball as an example, and local bands and singers and musicians as another. Fans and audiences would better be able to pay for more entertainment with better pay.  Part time musicians and minor league ball players would all make more with a prosperous middle class, and consequently spend more.  People would be going out to listen to live music and watch minor league ballgames with a little more money to burn. This floating up of poor people’s incomes would benefit many, but the Wall Street “experts” will say inflation is a bad, dangerous thing.  Wall Street doesn’t want you to know that inflation due to increased wages would increase house values, but provide no benefits for banks whose profits would diminish as the value of their loan decreases.

  Restaurants and Historic sites would see an upswing in visitors when incomes increase and vacations expand.  People would vacation more with better pay, no shit. Corporate kingpins such as the Walton’s that own Walmart would find their 175 billion dollar nest egg start to shrink and it would be a good thing, as millions had more to spend.  People just want a vacation and a little vacation ,oney to spend but Sam Walton was a ruthless parasite. Soon a circle of prosperity would develop among the working poor, we don’t need luxuries, we need to pay the bills.  Extremely profitable business should pay the best.

 People growing and selling food as capitalisms waste and excess is sent to the showers. Food trucks are going to get a larger share of the restaurant market. Picture this: Non-GMO corn from Mexico made into tortillas filled with locally grown beans and tomatoes. For meat eaters there’s a certified humanely grown beef market to expand. Small Farm agriculture as it used to be known. Voila! A taco truck on every corner sounds like a good idea with people growing, buying and selling locally. A ravioli truck and a Hummus truck too.

                Many recognize what has been lost and it is not a social decay as much as the loss of the vibrant small businesses that had always been the backbone of the United States. The Klondike Capitalism of the early 1800’s and the Mom and Pop Capitalism up to World War 2 were vibrant, alive and diverse, and this is what has been destroyed by predatory capitalism.

                Big Business (Wall Street) has sucked the life out of Main Street and I think the whole Predatory Capitalist system is dysfunctional, anti-family and anti-liberty.    Do we revolt or reform? No, our answer to paracidicidal price gouging and usury is to take on second or third jobs. Too busy, too busy, and there is no time for spiritual renewal or healing. No time to slow down the destruction of the planet.

There are the lawyers, the bankers, and insurance industry profit pigs and health care price gougers. Not to mention bureaucrats and criminals: the parasites of the workers. All paracidicidal industries I’ve mentioned, do they make food or fuel? Do they actually produce something of value? Like vultures on our shoulders, their job is to wait for a dollar to fall out of our pocket so they can take it. Then Wall Street finds many different ways to funnel your money their way.  The final bamboozling is yet to come and upper middle class savings are the next target.

            Economies need to be based on workers protection and the easy movement of unions where they are needed, like, everywhere. Escalating Minimum Wage….hmmmm…...business experts would say that as wages rise, so would inflation. The Federal Reserve, a private corporation, wouldn’t like this either, but we need a good dose of inflation right now to take some pressure off some artificially low prices, and to raise some long stagnated wages.

                Governments and corporate elites have an economic system tailored to their greed and cruelty.  Seriously, would you personally have 500 workers making 20 cents an hour in your factory? Cold blooded CEO’s fire you if you cannot inspect and test a circuit board in less than 73 seconds---all day long, one after another. Human robots standing on an assembly line 16 hours a day so the workers children can have something to eat.  These companies need to feel the sting of the workers anger and frustration. Never mind having a family life in these conditions. Go home and sleep, go back to work.  The workers revolution is inevitable. The “owners of this country” are too blind to understand what they are doing to the spirit of people.

                In this country, lawyers have created a law debilitated justice system along with a grossly disproportionate representation in congress. Our constitutionally guaranteed rights cost over a hundred dollars an hour and predatory capitalists use the judicial system to bully anyone that bothers them.  They tie them up in court or bankrupt them with lawyer’s fees and there are literal armies of lawyers out there fighting against the public.

                               d)     THE  HIGH  THREAD  COUNT  IN  THE  FABRIC OF  SOCIAL  JUSTICE

                Where are the liberty seeking patriots? They aren’t the ones in those militias all fired up to fight a war with the government. They are not those big business sycophants who are holding up the crumbling façade of Manifest Destiny. The real patriots are the Independents and the Progressives and the Greens.  The activism and street protests are going to increase until the obvious inequalities in our societies are finally changed. Tired of the Republican Stupid, people are ready for action and I’m feeling energy. There is magic in the air and we need to pull it down. Anticipating an activist spring, an educational year to de-program those who have been indoctrinated.          

              The spirit of 1776 has been crushed.  We have replaced independence and small business with interdependence and convenience and what Noam Chomsky calls manufactured demand. We have replaced Liberty and Justice for all with the culture of the warrior elite.  Bloodthirsty foreign actions with drones and   jets dropping bombs on numerous wedding parties in Middle Eastern countries and trillion-dollar wars encouraged by misguided people.   They are the War Culture. The tree cutting culture.  We are not a christian nation, we are an asshole nation.

Veterans have bought into all this flag worship and my country right or wrong nonsense, and feel they are patriots because they risked their lives in Europe and Asia and wherever else.  George Washington might not agree with the patriotism angle, and would find that bomb bomb bombing Iraq or Vietnam isn‘t the same kind of effort he made at Valley Forge.

Who will pay for all the fake wars of the future? Pension costs and toxic cleanup sites of military bases is going to bust the budget in the future. Can you see the headline in the year 2081? ARMY PENSIONER DIES AT 108. COLLECTED PENSION FOR RECORD 65 YEARS.  Yes, they can collect a full pension after twenty years of service. The military has become the prime example of socialist overkill. There is tremendous waste and virtually no citizen oversight and lots of money to spread around. Of course, injured and traumatized veterans earned their free health care and deserve what they get and more for rehabilitation, but this type of socialism will soon be costing us 100 billion a year in benefits for former soldiers.  This is why I think the military should cap its budget at 500 billion, and as the Post Office had to, the Military should also show how much is being set aside for pensions.

                    I know a dude that spent 18 years in the commissary selling shoes and he started collecting a full pension at the age of 45.   Needless to say, a Rush Limpaw addict and Obama hater and ironically a great complainer of moochers. What I mean to point out is that, to support the Conservative world totalitarian conquest, great incentives had to be given to people serving in the military so they would be gung-ho hoes disguised as heroes and unapologetic flag wavers.   You can bet that Mr. Sunshine, the shoe sales clerk, loves playing golf and going to the Tiki bar on your dime.

                 First thing they do to a soldier is unconstitutionally strip you down mentally and physically during boot camp.  Today we have a nation of hyper patriotic, roided up alo=hiccup=coholic retirees. Maybe we should shift the pension to start after 30 years served, instead of 20? Everyone is tightening his or her belts---except the military. Many today that are biding their time and milking it, so to speak, so they can get that 20 year pension.  You see them at the Tiki Bar, spending freely and drinking bigly. Later, they wobble towards their flag bedecked Cadillac. Let these leeches retire, then start phasing out all this gravy. Then there are the paper tigers in the Pentagon, the pencil pushing pensioners with plush payments.  So much can be cut from the military budget!  

The older generation had been brainwashed to worship all coercive authority. The boomers work ceaselessly to keep their heads above water or are deeply into the greed machine. The youth are looking ahead but don’t understand some of the old American traditions like blue-collar solidarity.

We don‘t want militias or Unabomber’s. Did Mahatma Gandhi belong to a political party? Billions of us have been transcending generation, race, gender, and class barriers to discuss the taboos of peace, love and rock and roll, and are aware of our right to speak out. Fight for your right to party, if you know what I mean.

                     Was America great when forests were clear-cut to ignite the housing boom of the 50's and there was the cheap electricity from government-subsidized nuclear power?  The rich were taxed 90% and the biggest middle class the world had ever known were born. Weapon manufacturing jobs gave people great pay, but now we have a trillion dollar cleanup at military bases and weapon manufacturing sites.             

              People got cheap electricity in the 50’s and 60’s but left the problem of storing nuclear waste to generations unborn.  There will be 10,000 years’ of storage problems in the future, another face palm moment because of the bass ackwards ‘greatest generation’.  The agenda of the Predatory Industrialists was to make a lot of money and creating nuclear weapons from the spent fuel. It was all about the bombs not the integrity of the workers lives.

                The profits of previous decades has given us the weapon-saturated world owe have today. When weapons are captured from Daesh (Isil), they are usually from America is the  opinion I have heard.  Along with toxic military sites, there will also be a multi-billion dollar effort to decommission these nuclear power plants that created temporary cheap electricity in the 50's 60's and 70's.  It will cost 40 billion dollars per plant to break it down and decontaminate it and then leave it to future taxpayers to bury monitor radioactive concrete for 1,000 years. This illusion of prosperity created by the misnamed ‘greatest generation’  of the 50’s and 60’s who didn’t give much thought to the consequences, or worry about the world they were poisoning as proxies to the Industrialists.

                Individuals may have free speech, but when many are united in the associations and organizations we belong to, it gives us citizens /voters/workers a weapon to use against coercive authority. The big boat is starting to change its course, so be prepared and look over the next rouge wave. Help is on the way. Be prepared to snap out of our national coma and be prepared to burn the ticks, fleas, leeches and parasites off our wallets and/or pocketbooks. Get independent, get in the majority.

 

Who has got the money, time AND temerity to be independent and face down the Democrat-Republican monopoly? Our constitution demands that we protect our liberty…how will we do it? This has to be the time Independent Progressives and Greens and Libertarians and others can create an umbrella third party. I suggest calling it the Independent Majority Party. IMP. #independentmajorityparty. The Independent majority Party would gain ballot access everywhere to allow Independents to emerge from the shadows.

                 Our life will be a cakewalk compared to what union organizers in the third world will face. The worldwide revolt of the 20 cent an hour worker is inevitable. Entirely new principals of thrifty and fair, war-free governments will be developed. The totalitarian capitalist despots and socialist coral colony  do-nothings will be on the run. Independents need to stand up and be counted.

                Imagine extraneous laws wiped off the books. A future where lawyers  make 1,600 dollars a week instead of 160 dollars an hour. We will all be able to afford fair representation in our justice system as our constitution demands? Maybe if enough laws are eliminated, people could get a law degree at like, a community college or something. Cool.

                A cleaning of the barn doesn’t say it any better. Ross Perot drove to the heart of our dissatisfaction with that statement. Paradise has been lost to the parasites. They exploit the hard-working people of the world and we act like faithful dogs, lemmings and sheep. We bleat furiously but realize we are already fenced in, “for our own good.” Push aside the liberals and conservatives. America waits for her sons and daughters to react. The Independent Majority has arrived. Focus…wake up….get involved.

 

-7-4-   KEVIN THE TURKEY Kevin the Turkey   Kevin the Turkey is attempting to take back the land of his ancestors. He was a polarizing figure in Wethersfield Connecticut and had a large following on Facebook. He gave me an idea for the germ of an article regarding wildlife returning to populated areas that were once their genetically encoded forage areas. KEVIN THE TURKEY===Birds have large areas they forage in and Kevin was brave enough to mix with the human population.

I would certainly hope no one is feeding him but on the other hand he needs to stay away from people who want him to be safe. This is such a teaching moment. We hold our breath fearing the day when we read that Kevin got hit by a truck, but conveniently forget the millions of animals whose habitat was destroyed as Wethersfield went from farms, forests and wetlands, to suburbs stores and sprawl.

Baby bunnies buried as the foundation of your house was being poured. Muskrats starving and hiding when their wetland was filled in during the silent slaughter created by "civilization".

Everything wild about America was tamed and Kevin the Wethersfield Turkey is the symbol of what we once were, and there are many ways to integrate wild life back into our life. Plant trees that have nuts that wild turkeys like, and grow native grasses so turkeys can harvest the seeds. Prune up the canopies of the numerous beautiful trees in Olde Wethersfield so Kevin can fly low like turkeys do.

Kevin reclaiming the ancient hunting grounds and America is finally ready to stop running over wild life. The cavalier attitude towards animal suffering in the 50’s has been put to the test as a social norm these last 50 years and has failed. He symbolizes the wildness we have lost and don't let the Quilting Club knit sweaters for him.

We hold our breath fearing the day when we read that Kevin got hit by a truck, but conveniently forget the millions of animals whose habitat was destroyed as Wethersfield went from farms, forests and wetlands, to suburbs stores and sprawl.[JA1] 

What happened to Kevin? Some government agency unceremoniously caught him, then took him out to a state forest about 40 miles away. They didn’t tell anyone the location either.

 

-7-5-   JOHNNY HUCKSTER  

ROAD CAKE recipes & More

            From the Druddité Ranger cookbook. The Greencake philosophy. The #1  Roadcake recipe. 

                It’s the Apocalypse, right?  You're rummaging through someone's kitchen in order to find ingredients to make Greencakes.  "Got no milk" the citizen states to Johnnys first question. "Got sour cream and plain yogurt, though."

                Johnny Huckster found a large bowl and fork. He grabbed the sour cream, yogurt and a pint of fancy Italian Egg Whites. Normally, someone has some eggs, always seems to be layin' hens somewhere. This wasn't the case. "Snap to it old man, whatcha got for flour?"

                "Well, ma wife got that there organic oatmeal flour.” He said nervously pulling it out from behind the cereal. “I got some newfangled mix from ma daughter for Father's Day. Here it is, Dancing Deer Baking Company Pumpkin Spice mix.” Johnny grabbed some sea salt and began mixing it all together.

                “Don’t mean to be harsh pops, but there’s a crowd building outside.” Grandpa Gallup pulled back the kitchen curtains and saw a small crowd gathering around Johnny Hucksters truck.

                "Here Pops, you stir, we need to adjust the mix, ya got any sugar?" said Johnny rifling through the cabinets pulling out grapefruit fiber, brewers yeast and very green vegetable protein powder. "Got any liquid sugar" the mix was getting a little thick.

                "Got nothin' sweet there, lad. Don't got the urge no more." Johnny was getting on his nerves. " I hope that is not a menacing look young man. You better not be glowering at me."

                "You want to eat, you will help, instead of hinder. You have sugar somewhere, you must!" The old man walked to the empty cookie jar and from behind it pulled out a pint of maple syrup that he had survived on the last 5 days. 

                "Maple Pumpkin Greencakes, virtually unsweetened." Johnny added. "I just sold all my grease to the Biofuel Center, what have you got", he said gruffly.

                "Only olive oil, my wife read in Readers Digest that………..  " Johnny grabbed the bottle and went back outside and over to the grill in his truck. He placed it all on a table he had set up and spooned out 30 pancakes. On high to get it going, let's say 300 degrees and then keep it at 250 and with this low temp you can attend to chores as you cook.  A series of frightening tornadoes destroyed power grids in the entire area and it had been three weeks since stoves and refrigerators have worked in this particular location. Grandpa Gallup had a freezing unit he was able to keep going with self-generated fuel. People had reverted to ice boxes of different sorts to keep food viable. Hence the sour cream and plain yogurt and foods that tend not to spoil were still available.  The Greencakes he was cooking should survive sealed for three weeks.  

                The old man had finally gotten to the truck. More people had smelled the cooking and came over. "God bless you, Johnny Huckster" said the old man as he bit into a Greencake. The last solid food he had was 5 days ago. "Oatmeal flakes don't fill ya up, ya know?"

                "Eat 'em as they are folks, barely sweetened Pumpkin Maple Greencakes." He said as he began making another 30. Then he remembered the other ingredients to put in his recipe diary. Originally, he soaked sunflower seeds and oatmeal in water before adding to the mix he noted on the laptop. His solar truck had charged batteries in reserve that were converted for minor electrical use.

         As the next 30 greencakes came off, someone had brought milk and sugar and another person had organic pancake mix and he whipped up another bowl and was soon sloppin' that on the griddle he ran off a solar charged battery. After three weeks, many were waiting for a delivery of propane for their emergency generators. The rumor was that the whole country is experiencing a fuel shortage. Republican budget cuts have cut FEMA and other sources. The Red Cross is overwhelmed with victims of the volcano and is not available to help.

                In 2027 the Johnny Huxter concept was launched. That was the name all the drivers used and the commercial catch phrase was, 'MOM! Johnny Huxter is here' . H is The Fruit Man, the Shaklee salesman and the organic veggie dog vendor all rolled into one. Setting up wherever they wanted to without permits, they would point to a poster on the inside of the truck that said, "The First Amendment is my permit!", if confronted by Johnny Law.    

RECIPE #2   biscuit grave

Johnny drives off after feeding as many people as possible then he was off to the next abandoned home or neighborhood. Nothing was to be bought.  He found a home that wasn’t destroyed in the 250 MPH tornadic winds of Hurricane Joey and found a way in.  With the electric off for three weeks, most of what they left in the fridge wasn’t very good. He found a large Publix biscuit and an unopened container of half and half in the freezer that didn’t smell bad. The bacon grease seemed fine and there was about a half cup of sprouted wheat flour left in a bag so he took the ingredients to his huckstermobile and turned on the stove. Heat bacon grease gently and stir in flour and stir in as much flour as needed. Add water, place on low and go check the cabinets. Bragg herbs and the Seminole seasoning was a classy selection. cans galore. Mushroom soup he hates mushrooms   but would seem to add bulk to the biscuits and gravy. Back at the truck he strained the mushrooms out of the soup and added to the gravy then he soaked the biscuit in the mess and ate it. He added stuffing mess to the gravy for a bulky snack for later. other ingredients were Alligator Jacks alligator jerky that was only one year expired. Then add leftover stuffing peas and corn.

RECIPE #3

PROTEIN CUPCAKES     built for survival

I enjoy making a shit ton of pancakes and using them for food at work for a week. Now I want to make something out of Protein Flour and Peanut Flour and Cocoa. Need to be firm for travel but soft to eat. Got some almond milk so the only dairy I’ll use is eggs. Avoiding sugar, I don’t need Twinkies, more like the survival cakes I’ve made before. I got some dried citrus peels and Google says they are packed with Vitamin C so let me get some soaking in something (1).

Soaking in a couple tablespoons of cold coffee and Oatmilk. Time to add the eggs and sugar.

 

RECIPE # 4   THANKSGIVING EVENING MEAL

Like, fast all day, ya know.

Except for the cook who has to sample everything.

Have 20 tasting spoons ready

First, we cut up an onion. Oh did I tell you the circumstance?

On the run from radiation, I’ve found a recently abandoned home site.

As soon as the winds shifted, the family took off. They left the front door unlocked, presumably for officials checking on the where abouts of citizens. So anyways, there was still another two or three days that the radioactive cloud MIGHT head this way. This house was just out of view.

So of course, there were onions and two cast iron pans.  Cut up a large white onion. The electric was still on in this part of the county so I checked the fridge. There was like, shortening but it had a lump of I cant believe its not butter in it. So got the onions going with that.

There are some olives, so we can run with that. Checked the pantry out in the garage. Some Food Bank spaghetti had all crusty white and brown things on it so I threw it out. There were only three boxes to use altogether out of 8 boxes. Shit can get into a spaghetti box. It looked like it came from an airborne fungus or something.

I like to cook spaghetti in herbs. Just pour on the dried herbs. I used two or three a lot, you’ll be draining it later so who cares. It hydrates the herbs some and some of it sticks to spaghetti. Lots of Italian seasoning, gavonne. “AHHHH.  WHAT ARE THESE LITTLE BLACK THINGS!!!  Oh yeh, fergot.

Meanwhile I added some orange sauce to the onions. Love orange sauce so glad they have some. Looking at the olives there was half a jar of whole green ones and two thirds a jar of diced ones with the pimentos.  A whole unopened can in the kitchen pantry!

So I drained the spaghetti, always save some of the water because I will continue to heat the spaghetti.  Any added water boils off leaving only flavor. Two half jars of expensive tomato sauce, I don’t recognize the name.  Pour the tomato sauce out and then I add a little water to what’s left of the tomato sauce and shake the remaining contents with the water and all. And remember the spaghetti is always as close to al dente as possible. You have to watch spaghetti. 7 minutes, not 14.

There was a large packet of taco sauce I added needing a bit more tomato sauce. It was barely enough. I had to add some more orange sauce and of course this is why we cook the onions in lard and a lot of “Shake Tasty” salty herb seasoning mix. Still a lot of goo so we scoop out about two thirds of the onions leaving behind the goo and the last third.  Cut the second onion up and throw it in the goo with the translucent flavorful older ones. The second onion gets cooked till they are just barely crunchy, THEN add some of this second onion to the spaghetti.

Did I forget an ingredient? Probably. lets get a sample and see what it tastes like. One half jar of sauce was marinara the other was a half can or roasted garlic. At the very end I add the Green and Black Olives (love that) and shut it off allowing moisture to seep into the Olives.. Most of the Busghetti was broken into two to three inch pieces so it’s much easier to eat I think.

Oh, look at this. Someone hid some Irish Butter in the back of the fridge! This inspires me to get the frozen loaf of Sourdough bread and put it in the toaster. Delightful. I like the toast. Mmmm, something to make me hungry.

The taste test reveals wow.,. flavor galore. A tiny sting as an after taste. You see, I found a packet that said seasoning. Something that someone didn’t use the package was open already and I poured it out when I started the onions. Then I took a sample and realized I made a mistake. It seemed to be hotter than I liked. So I got a large spoon and scooped 80% of it out.  Reminds me to check everything completely before going in.

When you’re pulling leftovers together for a recycled thanksgiving or you be making breakfast on the run, you still have to check every step of the way. Salt is another one that can ruin a meal. After a big dose of busghetti, go out side and do some manly activity or another. Lay some pavers or something.

For second breakfast I’ll be preparing hot dogs and beans. I found three cooked hot dogs with grill marks on them from a special cast iron pan. So I gently warm up the skillet and cut the hot dogs into the size I like them. Add orange sauce  on top of the dogs and add some greasy onion mix that is still cooking in the other cast iron pan.

Let the dogs singe a bit.  I wanted to add Black Beans which is my fave, but they had two kinds. Red Kidneys and some other one I didn’t look at the label close.  Actually, there was one pull tab can of black beans so I stowed it in my supply bag.  The other beans turned out to be refried beans. So, what would refried beans do to a Hot Dog and Beans recipe? Make it saucier, that’s what. Just two giant scoops, I’ll leave the rest of the refried  contents for something else.

Second breakfast can be the most important meal of the day. Hot Dogs and beans and onions got you going. Take out the snowmobile and raise hell somewhere while I slow cook lunch. The last third of the onions and a good deal of the original grease in the round cast iron was turned on again. I added some liquid I don’t remember now. Just water? Put some baby carrots in with the onions  and got some liquid out of the can of Garbanzos zi opened du crème. This takes a while. I just cook it on low low as possible, so I can go outside and throw axes or something.

Oh, and whenever I can, I add some Key Lime Juice in many of these spontaneous meals. What a lucky find.  I keeps some in a cool bag … which reminds me… get my blue ice in the freezer while I can. I like to add Key Lime Juice to water and voila! No scurvy. Zoot alors!

Is it high fat I dwell on, not exactly low calorie Orange Sauce?  I haven’t added any butter since the beginning with the onions. I used watered down tomato sauce to slow-cook all the flavors together. I only used the Irish Butter for the opening toast. The hunger maker.  I used kidney bean sauce that was pretty thick as the watery stretcher. Use the whole can. Pour out watery bean stuff in a can and keep the creamy stuff. All helps with the added flavor of slow cooking. Hot dog and beans cooked over an hour on very low. Carrots and Garbanzos cooked for two hours on very low. Even the busghetti was slowly kept warm for  half an hour to let the flavors mingle.

So as the lumberjacks stroll in for lunch, I cook some cauliflower noodles or some shit. Someone pretending to eat healthy, I guess but it’s just pasta. Some food bank tuna I found in the garage is still good. So mac salad with tuna and some Dukes Mayonnaise of course cools it down. Maybe add a smidge of Irish Butter. The Garbs and rots and yuns was already cooled off so we add them altogether.

Garbazos Carrots Macaroni Walnut Oil Shake Tasty Herb Mix Greasy Onions and Dukes Mayonnaise. Oh, and the diced Olives. There. Now you have a whole meal in a big bowl. A big lunch means a long hike to burn off some calories and some cannabis for the walk back.  Yoga in the mid afternoon. It’s Thanksgiving, a traditional day for anarchists to use leftovers and

So we have busghetti, carrots from the garbanzo mix and beans and dogs in a three section sealable container and that gets saved for later. Could be four or five days before I have to evacuate again.  That is going to make a hearty meal to go in a rush. The wind is going to change direction one of these days but meanwhile hope you had a good Thanksgiving.

 

 

 

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-7-6-  EXTINCTION EVENT Here comes artificial intelligence(AI) like a comet headed for earth. The white collar world is worried because they are supposed to be the specialists when it comes to derivative content and AI is going to supplant them.

 The great inventions of this country came out of the garages and workshops of Americans, not the board rooms of corporations where the destruction of American small business was planned.

. So here’s a chance for gardeners to shine. Bring people back to what is real. Grow for real. Not just for color and design. Now people are posting plants they think are real but they are photoshops.

 

      I mean, I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger singing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” from the Wizard of Oz on a reel. Slightly out of tune, it’s a comedy bit with Arnolds face seamlessly replacing Judy Garlands. The future will be about discerning what is real and what is not. You’ll see. Plants are real and people getting back to nature and this will start to draw people away from excesses of tech.

       I was the dude who didn’t want to own a microwave and so I get my chance to use the AI chatbot or whatever it’s called. I was thinking maybe I should boycott this AI stuff but there is no avoiding it.

What do you want to find out about I was asked?

                                                         

 I asked the robot that will soon take over the world,

write me a essay on weeds, wildflowers and soil health for the central florida ecosystem.”

 Then badda bing, there it was. Like I told my friend it would have taken me a week to create and edit something like this. I thought the robot answer was rather concise with a nuanced compassion for nature. Here it is. I use triple quotation marks to denote it is derivative content conjured up by AI.

“””The Central Florida ecosystem is home to a diverse range of plant and animal species, with weeds and wildflowers playing a crucial role in the health of the soil and the overall ecosystem.

Weeds, often thought of as nuisances, actually have important ecological functions. They help to prevent soil erosion, control pests, and provide habitat for beneficial insects and other organisms. Weeds also have deep root systems that help to break up compacted soil and increase water infiltration, which can be especially important in Florida's sandy soils that are prone to erosion and water runoff.

Wildflowers, on the other hand, are not only beautiful to look at, but they also provide important habitat for pollinators such as bees and butterflies. Pollinators play a crucial role in maintaining the health of ecosystems by helping to pollinate plants and ensure the production of fruits and seeds. Without pollinators, the entire food chain would be disrupted, affecting everything from birds to humans who rely on pollinated crops for food.

In addition to providing habitat for pollinators, wildflowers also help to improve soil health. Their deep root systems help to hold soil in place, prevent erosion, and improve soil structure, allowing for better water retention and nutrient uptake by plants. They also help to increase biodiversity by providing food and habitat for a variety of insects, birds, and other wildlife.

Soil health is critical for the overall health of the ecosystem. Healthy soil is essential for plant growth and can help to mitigate climate change by storing carbon. By promoting the growth of weeds and wildflowers, we can help to improve soil health and create a more resilient and sustainable ecosystem in Central Florida.

However, it's important to note that not all weeds and wildflowers are beneficial. Invasive species, such as Brazilian pepper and cogon grass, can have devastating effects on the ecosystem by outcompeting native plants and disrupting the food chain. It's important to properly identify and manage these invasive species to prevent their spread and minimize their impact on the ecosystem.

In conclusion, weeds and wildflowers play a critical role in the health of the soil and the overall ecosystem in Central Florida. By promoting the growth of these plants, we can improve soil health, provide habitat for pollinators, and increase biodiversity. However, it's important to properly manage invasive species to prevent their negative impact on the ecosystem. By working together to promote a healthy and sustainable ecosystem, we can ensure a bright future for Central Florida's unique and valuable natural resources.”””

“””  indicates that content is derivatively derived from artificial intelligence. The remainder of this content is from my experiences and my current incorrect notions.

“You’ve been working hard all your life, haven’t you?” was the first thing the pain management dude said when he met me after looking at my MRI. When my shovel hits the ground now, I feel it square in the middle of my right hip. Time to be an educato.Trying to come up with a presentation that will be understandable to all demographics. WE DON’T WANT THE BROHOLES AND TECH DEPENDENT WORLD.

 

-7-6-   DR KURTZ 2559

Back in 1970, I began writing as a hobby after a short-lived movie career (I was Gronk in  "Return of the Snorf". )  With my good friend Pete, we had an underground newspaper he cleverly NAMED, The Truffle.  There were also many belly laughs while we were making up skits with Steve as we did our paper routes or walked to school.   Kevin my next door neighbor, collaborated with me on reel to reel tape. The most memorable of which was when we pretended that we were co-anchors for the Chicago Convention of 68, with many goofy interviews and bizarre characters.  We ended up erasing over it for new material. Regret on that one.

So many running jokes, smoky cellars, sidecars and 411's with Tom and Fitz.  In recent years, I want to thank Jack and Jane for their helpful advice as I conclude my stealth acknowledgements on page 198. In high school, a dude named Kurt Griffith and I had a gag we did in study hall, with a character called Dr. Kurts. Dr. Kurts was the rudest scientist ever, and I had a couple pages in the archives. A drunken, irresponsible 70 +, with expert opinions on any scientific topic, he rises again like a zombie. 

     THE  MIDKNIGHT  SHOW  2083

"Mommy, does Dr Kurtz really control the weather?"

Dr Kurts  has always been politically, culturally, and philosophically incorrect, and for decades, children have been mesmerized by his magnetic personality and insulting manner on his local TV and and national radio shows.

In 1970, shortly after the moon landing, Science was eagerly looking forward to the time when genes could be manipulated to "benefit mankind".  Most of us however, were skeptical.  Kurt Griffith and I wrote this in 11th grade study hall in 1971.

  Let's go forward to the year is 2074 and there are all kinds of hybrid mutants running loose in the countryside, living side effects and escapees of genetic experiments.

Our story begins as the Smith family was coming back from a month long stay at a lake in New Jersey, near Brickton Township. The Smiths had been on the highway for more than 10 hours, headed for their home in North Wilburville, Maine. The three young children were yelping and a long afternoon nap had their energy level high. 

"When are we gonna get home?" cried little Enard Smith in horrific despair.

"We seem to be lost kids, but don't worry, we'll get home." Dad Smith said wearily. They had crossed the Maine border and Dad tried a shortcut he knew, and was now lost.  Leaving at 8:30 a.m., they hoped to be in their home by 9:00 at night and now it was nearly midnight.

Dale Smith angrily told her husband, "You're a real jerk, you know that, for getting us lost, "she said as she fidgeted frightfully. They were distracted by a dark circular object that caught their attention and Mrs. Smith said, "slow down….something in the road." Was it a shopping bag? Maybe something fell off a truck and had bounced into their lane. Mother Smith pushed her kids back into their seats and yelped to her husband, "……you're going to hit it. It's a mutant,   the Flying Duck Billed Platypus !  Brakes…You idiot!"

Dad Smith slowed down and said, "Watch this." He then pushed the accelerator roughly to the floor. THUMP THUMP was all they heard.

The children jumped for joy because they knew that irresponsible gene splicing had produced mutants, scary creatures that escaped from labs and it was good form to kill them before they started breeding.  There was now a bounty on all GMM's (Genetically Modified Monsters) and everyone was hunting them.

The family shared a robust laugh and Mrs. Smith smiled and said, "You're too much." She sighed, greatly relieved. They'd get home sooner or later, and they needed a laugh to lighten up the angry atmosphere created by their impatience and longing for home.

"Hey!" Dad interjected and interrupted. "It's 12 midnight. The MidKnight Show is on and guess who is one of the guests? That crazy old dude, Dr. Kurtz, the local kids show host that lives downtown. He is tonights guest.  Turn on that radio!"

The show was just starting and after a quick opening monologue, Jerry Schmucox went into his first segment and Dad pointed to a sign. "There it is. Wilburville in 30 miles, we're almost home."

They all listened to the show and Jerry Schmucox began, "Yesterday a milestone in genetic history was reached. Dr. Kurts has successfully mated the rutabaga and a bagel. Our reporter obtained this interview earlier in the day."

“The first genetically engineered vegetable and bakery product to come alive in a test tube was created in Dr. Kurts's secret laboratory, at 455 Main St. on the fifth floor; third door down on the right. The one with the real loose door handle.”

"Hi Jerry, I'm here talking to Dr. Bowell J. Kurts to ask the question on everybodys mind.  Sir, why did you do it?"

"Well, ah had a friend who liked ta eat rutabagers and bagels at the same time, but of course you know that's impossible. Ayah. So ah set out to find the answer…that was 39 years ago on my 37th birthday. Or was that 37 years ago on my 39th birthday?"

"How did you mate them Dr. Kurts?"

Well, ah put a rutabager and a bagel in a test tube and they really went at it. Why, they broke hunnerd test tubes before I had them mate in a steel pipe. Finally, I walked home and let them stay overnight in the lab."

He continued," Soooo, the next day, I opened the door and all kinds of these new hybrids came a-runnin' after me, even flying at me.  They was jumpin' up and down and playin' all kind'sa games I never seen before. They was shoutin' obscenities and watchin' mah color TV; drinkin' all mah beer and smokin' all mah ceegars."

"This behavior was fine and I like a good party like anyone else, but when they started eatin' ma equipment I became enraged.  'Git in Yer Cages' I yelled as loud as I could, but they jumped out the winders instead; and three flights down is a killer for a vegetable and bread product based genetic hybrid. All that was left of my experiment was rutabager mash. Ho Ho. Ayah."

"But Dr. Kurts, we're on the 5th floor here in your secret lab."

"Son, I'm good at equations and theories not mere numbers."

"Professor Kurts, what are you going to do now?"

"Goin' back doin' what I do best.; planning tomorrows weather."

The Smiths all laughed at Dr. Kurts usual madness and Mrs. Smith announced, "The weather WAS very nice today," she said winking at Mr. Smith. It was a gag parents had with little children kind of like Santa Claus, " if you're not a good boy, I'll have Dr Kurts rain on your birthday party." A mythical figure with super powers.

"Mommy…… does Dr Kurts really control the weather?"  Enard asked again from the back seat. She shushed the children so they could hear the show.

They drove down the road feeling lighthearted and at ease when little Abelard Smith spotted something out the window.  He poked his sister and pointed.    "It won't be much longer and the children would be sleeping in their beds" she whispered to her husband when they went by the Wilburville 20 miles sign.

"Quiet, quiet, "said Mrs. Smith when the show came back from commercial, and the announcer was saying, "Dr. Kurts Nature Corner for Children. Today, Dr. Kurts is having a Q&A at the Atlanta Seaquarium. Take it away, Professor."

"Today we are going to discuss the Sea Aardvark. First are there any questions?"
        "Dr. Kurts, where does a Sea Aardvark come from?"

"You dumb little twerp!  Everyone knows they come from aquatic cabbage leaves. Okay any other moronic questions?"

Editor: remember this was 1971 and Cabbage Patch dolls had yet to make their appearance.

The kids all laughed because they know that yelling at children is one of Dr. Kurtz's gags and they loved it.  The next question was, "Do Sea Aardvarks make any sounds?"

Dr. Kurts gave the child a milk curdling stare and yelled, "You grungy little sea slime; don't any of you know anything?" he said as he looked around the area in front of the Sea Aardvark tank. "Of course they can't talk. Can you talk underwater? Sheeesh."

Another child piped up, "But scientists say whales and dolphins communicate?" she countered as the Sea Aardvark floated menacingly behind Dr Kurtz.

"Well I don't think that's any of our business, and don't you listen to any of those crackpot  scientists. There ain't many of us worth our salt these days."

"Yes, next question. Any subject, any topic.  You! Go ahead. Challenge me, I can answer any question."

Competing hands were raised but he had pointed to one child who asked, "Not long ago, I saw a bird with 4 foot orange wings, two of them coming out of his tail. Three beaks, seven heads and plants growing out of its face. What kind of bird was it?"

He gave a serious look to the audience and strategically gave this answer. "According to your description, it may be one of two species. Perhaps it was the Mountain Neck Bluebeak;  I would really have to see a picture or video or something to truly know.  However, I am more inclined to think it was a Goggle-eyed Goggle Google. Either way, I advise you to run like Hell next time and leave scientific observations to the scientists."

  When they went to a commercial Mommy Smith looked in the back seat to figure out what the commotion was, "Enard and Abelard! Git yer heads back in the car. What is in your hand outside the window?"

"Nuthin'"

In the next instant, a Flying Duck billed Platypus was frantically flapping in the back seat. "Roy! Pull over…one of the mutants is in the back seat!"  In less than another second, Daddy Smith   rolled down the window and then grabbed the mutant platypus   as Mrs. Smith grabbed the wheel and drove.

After flinging it out the window he calmly asked, "Geez, you guys. You didn't have enough fun at the cabin?" The kids, always eager for mischief, shrugged their shoulders. Up ahead a ground level flock of the GMM Flying Duck Bills was sloppily flying just above the car. In their own mindless way, these creatures were trying not to get hit, yet oddly attracted to moving vehicles like Love Bugs.  Bink! One hit the side of the car HARD. 

The parents conferred quietly, "I'm a little worried about this Dale," Dad said as he got out his handgun and flipped the safety with his thumb.

"Don't let the kids see you sweat," she whispered, and then pointed in the road at five things standing there.  Dad slowed the car to a crawl and aimed.

Just as they stopped, Daddy Smith said, "hey kids, look at your old dad. Left handed!" BLAM BLAM BLAM. "Kill 5 birds with 3 stones, not bad. Or… a bird in the hand is….Hey! Dad has a request, I just remembered something."  They drove around the bodies then got back up to a normal speed.  "My favorite Dr. Kurts episode.  I want to hear the Dr. Kurts episode about the KIKI Birds. Someone do a search, would ya."  He loved his 2029 F-250, and every seat had its own screen and online access. 

In seconds it was playing on the screen. " Welcome to Vanishing! Species! Geopathic! featuring esteemed professor and scientist, Dr. Bowell J Kurts. Today he discusses the immortal, or seemingly so,…the amazing … the inimitable, Kiki Bird; a rare species that is only found in central Quebec Canada near the St James Bay."

The camera cut away to Dr. Kurts. "The Kiki bird is, of course, the unfortunate genetic hybrid of a Kiwi bird and an ostrich and a Penguin.  The, uh. Kiki Bird has thick feathers and is able to live in sub zero temperatures."

"These feathers are not used for flying, but to protect themselves from the tribe of Amerioque Hosers that go up there to feast and gorge themselves on the delicious Kiki during the summer.  Those ugly and disgusting, post-apocalyptic, snot gobbling, feather ripping humans, completely gorge on the Kiki." Pausing briefly he continued, “Luckily for the Kiki bird, there is only a short hunting season at the end of July.  Unlike most GMM's, the Kiki's meat is prized. Far better than chicken and weighing 300 pounds, this is one of the few species taken out of the crosshairs of eradication and into the kitchens of international chefs."

Dr Kurtz continued saying, "The young Kiki is hatched from a five foot egg and we presume that this is also why there are so few of them left in the wild, and very very few females left in the wild.  After an exhausting birth, the female passes out temporarily and the male covers the egg with snow and dead hosers. In 3 months a deranged, but otherwise healthy KIKI emerges."

Then the camera did a close up on his face as he sincerely pleaded to the audience, "Help me, would you, " Dr Kurtz's plaintive glazed gaze stared out of the  screen, " Help me save them marvelous creatures…won't you? Our Save A KIKI   Fund may be the tether that keeps them from extinction." He paused dramatically, " Or it may be the window that we watch them disappear. "

 Every age spot filled the screen with an extreme close-up.  He had poked his eye off camera to get a tear rolling down. "Please don't let them go extinct," and the tear cascaded down his face.

"Send fifty dollars a week to the address you see on your screen. For the visually impaired, here is the address. I'll wait till you get a pencil. It's Dr. Kurts care of (c/o) Joes Bar & Grill 33, 33rd Street. Postal Zone 3. North Wilburville Maine. "

The moderator said, "Dr Kurts will send you a picture of your underprivileged KIKI along with a colorful progress chart."  Then they cut to a commercial.`

The Smiths were on the highway just outside of town where the swamps were reported to be haunted. Almost there! More Flying Duck Bills were visible in the brighter street lights as they approached Wilburville.  Then the dark cloud came into view and Mrs. Smith said, "there's thousands of them!" and it became very dark that moon lit night.

The cloud approached, a few fly by and then began furiously splattering against the windshield. Soon, out of every window, the snarling monsters could be seen. Abelard the oldest, rolled down his window and grabbed one and beat it on the back of the front seat as they all shared a good belly laugh. As they were roaring with laughter Dad Smith said loudly, "If were gonna die, at least we'll go down laughing!!!""  Then the car stalled and the windows began breaking and a vicious attack commenced. 

 

Dr Kurtz was one way we could discuss some of the dangers of genetic manipulation, and you may have noticed the entire chapter is concerned with genetic engineering, and what we imagined for the future. Now with GMO's, we have become too close to this becoming a reality.

 

-7-7-ALIEN CONTACT WILL BE SOON


  SOON    SOME    SAY 

   My only worry is that the aliens will be republicans. They will feel no remorse dumping all their waste from their 10 year flight directly into our oceans. 
The aliens will tell us, "China does it too so what the heck and Japan has radiated the Pacific from the leaking Fukushima Nuclear Plant. " Aliens will pop the top of every “capped” underwater well and let the oil leak out in order to kill the oceans and all watersheds eventually.

These alien republicans will package us, E coli anti depressants and all, as wholesome wholesale human meat to the ET sausage company back on the home planet. “Fresh from Earth! Anus-free boneless liberal nuggets.!”

They will line their ships with all the worlds gold and silver and tell us, “It’s not about working hard, but working smart.”

Human mothers will all be crowded together in giant warehouses to produce milk for the home planet, while babies will live in a small cages and be grown like veal.

The old and feeble will be pushed off cliffs. Enforced submission will be called “respect”. The Pagan statue known as the statue of Liberty will be blown up and the District of Columbia will be called the District of Walmart. All media will be illegal except copies of the Alien Overlords book and movie called, “How we created everything and we hear your every thought.”

 

 

All tractors will be destroyed and earthlings will only be allowed to eat insects, unless of course, we are being fattened up to be anus-free, boneless liberal nuggets.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                  Actual morality

 

=7=8-= NON-PROFIT BANKING   

      With the exception of Alexander Hamilton, the American Founding Revolutionaries greatly feared a central banking system.

Imagine all the work involved in building a house with all the different contractors; and compare this to a banker who makes the same amount of money with a click of a mouse. They make as much money as the builder and all the contractors   PUT   TOGETHER!

Amazingly, I hear no one trying to reform this system.

           It's all pure profit for the Banksters, since they don’t need tools or trucks to move and install their product, like roofers, electricians or landscapers. They don't even need stagecoaches anymore like they did when banking was dangerous. It’s the elephant in the room that everyone is intensely trained to avoid. Well; we rationalize, we signed a contract and nothing could get done without the money involved in a loan, right? People tell me this and I think “what servile chumps they must be not to call out this gangsterish . It’s part of our gritty reality, that banks can make these outrageous, engorged and fully ripened profits, and too bad for families and homeowners, who pay at least five times more interest than they should. Did we forget, "Authority is derived from the free consent of the people"? I'm outraged that people retreat with their tails between their legs against these bankster crooks who make the Mafia look like bumbling amateurs.

           The tea party protestors don’t seem to notice this robbery out in broad daylight, and Faux news doesn’t see it either because they are too busy inspiring brave individuals who are urinating on Islamic prayer rugs and telling everyone else they are going to Hell.

          Was it President Andrew Jackson that said bankers were nothing but a den of vipers, or was that Jesus? In the 1830’s Andrew Jackson managed to eliminate the National Debt while calling the entire banking system, ‘A pit of vipers’. Or was it Jesus that called the bankers, "a Den of Vipers", I can't recall. Andrew Jackson was determined to get these parasitical leeches off the life blood of the country. With the exception of Alexander Hamilton, the founding fathers greatly feared a central banking system that would feed upon the healthy commerce of an emerging nation.

 I have an idea for a new kind of banking company that would charge a true 10 percent, and it would break even. This new bank would loan you 100,000 dollars, and you pay back 110,000. It's as simple as that, and the question is, how much would the paperwork cost with nonprofit banking?  Every loan Banking executive would make less money in this system, because it would be a slimmed down operation that would handle this loan. HERE’S YOUR NEW SQAURE DEAL!

 And happy people with refinanced mortgages, interest deleted from college loans or car loans for cars over ten years old. Someone has been paying off that car loan. Along with payments for everything else from laptops to refrigerators, would be reduced 10 to 60 percent. A stimulus program the government doesn’t have to pay for. Non-profit banking would reconfigure all the loans to 10% of the remaining balance, and bill accordingly. It's not that people can't afford the items they get on credit, it's the interest paid, that weighs down consumers. They don’t have to charge that kind of interest. Period. Give these fucks some non-profit competition.

                The basis of the common 30 year Home loan is the institutionalized price gouging, the front loading of ten years of interest right at the start, so capital doesn’t get paid down for a long time. With this non-profit 10% system I am suggesting, it becomes a 20 year loan instead of 30 with a house. There has been a smash and grab robbery of the middle class by the banking class system and its why people won’t feel guilty about taxing wealth. Once people understand. A hundred thousand dollar loan to most people ends up as 200,000 dollars of total payments when you add in the accumulated interest and ten extra years of payments.

              Another horror of this anachronistic system to me is the fact that the interest is almost all front loaded, so people refinancing with lower rates end up paying for the principal twice. I fell for that scheme.

               This is really a crime, and we have allowed it. Legalized theft, I don't see what else you can call it.  They penalize us like law enforcement with these late fees, LIKE WE ARE SPEEDING OR RUNNING A RED LIGHT. They have these supernatural rights beyond any individual and they get bailed out, to boot. This is the corrupt white-collar class robbing you in broad daylight and Glenn Beck wants to talk about restoring honor to America. Wake the fuck up conservatives.

             One day a child is born and a father puts a couple of hundred dollars into a savings account for the child and years later, when he goes to move the money to a CD, he finds the account empty due to “inactivity fees.” The population has been screwed in many ways like this. 50 billion dollars in overdrawn charges in 2013. If I was in Congress I would propose a ten dollar limit to all fees, everywhere. Banking is rich in corruption and are the true drag on the economy but the billionaires have managed to brainwash people thinking that the poor hold us poor.

So clear, so plain, and these reasonably priced loans I suggest, could be such a stimulus package for 50 million struggling American home owners---why is no one discussing this? Nonprofit loans could be very popular. In my case, I could pay off my house loan and save 75,000 dollars in interest payments if I could get a loan like this. Many millions can feel closer to owning their home.     

Very importantly, the evil Bankers use these gouged profits to buy up and accumulate land and buildings and assets as tax write offs, while investing in companies that pollute our waterways and contaminate the groundwater.   Mother Nature loses with every turn of the wheel. When we’re ready to rise up, it will be sweet to see.

Bankers financed the brutal western expansion of the United States, and therefore sponsored the silent slaughter of most of North Americas precious fauna. Beavers and mink turned into fur. Wolves extirpated in state after state to raise sheep. Rivers dammed and streams gutted and lakes polluted, as America was recklessly bulldozing nature. Money doesn't grow on trees, it is trees. The cheap homes of the 50's and 60's that the Greatest Generation sold for 10 times as much during real estate booms, led to the demise of southern forests.

Americas Corporate legacy will not age well in the history books. AS toxic sites are cleaned up, I see activists archiving the corporate activity that led to cases of toxic pollution. Time to stop polluting and let's break down all these toxic wastes. Chemicals combining underground even create a new substance. Dioxin is frequently created by 2 bad chemicals mixed together. This toxic brew needs to be cleaned up, not encouraged.

            What’s the reality here? You are trained to not be aware of rapacious, gangrenous, oozing greed as it haunts your life with payments that are far higher than necessary. It seems wrong, but don't think about it! You are raised with the double brush brainwashing of worshiping authority and shaped by the greatest generations' mantra, "you can't stop progress". Seniors look in dismay at their CD, and see a .083% interest, and remember the time in their youth when they got 5% with their savings accounts. Even to them, it is apparent the banksters have found many schemes for accumulating their fortunes but they are resigned to make a token objection now and then.  Today we have arbitrary late charges that are really not earned, but more like civil fines, than business between two adults. 

 To hear Andrew Jackson put it, “If the people only understood the rank injustice of our money and banking system, there would be a revolution by the morning.” Shame on all you people, worried about the ‘ground zero mosque’, and gay marriage.

           You were right Jesus, bankers are evil, and thanks Andrew Jackson, for the worthy effort you made during your presidency, eliminating the federal debt owed to bankers. I know he is despised for being a genocidal maniac but we are talking about corrupt banking here,

Here is how non profit banking would work. A Non-profit banking company, loans your hard working family 100 thousand dollars with 10 percent interest. A real ten percent, a non-usurious 10 %, an authentic, stripped down, no bullshit loan. 100,000 is lent and 110,000 is paid back. How much paperwork is needed in this computer streamlined world? For Gods sake, give these lending institutions some competition.

          Non-profit banking is not socialism. It's common sense.

 

 

 

 

 

 

New England Rainbow 

           

 

        

 

-7-9-   RIVER RAT

Here are some of my Connecticut job experiences. 

Looking for a New Englandy place to live in 1984, after living in Tucson for six years, I went to the Boston area first. I got pulled over by a cop trying to find my way around a tight little neighborhood in Boston in my search for a home and the only way out was going the wrong way on a one way street… and there’s a cop. I talked my way out of it and went on for a quieter town between there and Salem.

Then I realized that maybe Vermont, New Hampshire and Massachusetts were far from the people we knew, and Enfield Connecticut was quite New Englandy in its own way with its old houses and farm stands. At the end of April I had been at Norms for two weeks. They spent a month or something in Cape Cod and I was house sitting which, all in all, was a pretty cool transition to New England. Taking care of Freddy the dog and shepherding the arrival of Dickens and Rocky, our cats.

 I applied at Tarnow Nursery which was down the road about a half a mile and got a job. Minimum wage had risen to $3.35 an hour and despite a pretty good horticultural resume by this point, I started at $3.50. Owner John was a well-known skinflint as I found out from his nieces Nancy and Susan who had set up the nursery the previous fall and ran the place. He barely paid them 4 an hour to run the place, and they were kin.

There’s that pattern emerging that most guys wanted to be millionaires. The nursery owner probably became a millionaire eventually, on the backs of 100, mostly dedicated young people of course. As did Tom Collins in later years with lots of turnover and probably 1000 employees at Captain Hirams. As did the owners of Rock City leaving 500 disgruntled employees in their wake at least.

Joe from Springfield came along at Tarnow Nursery and he was a young, but old looking, college grad and he became the boss and Susan and Nancy went back to the main store to work, except weekends when Joe was off, and they were the bosses. We spent a lot of time talking on the weekends and there was quite a bunch of interesting kids that came through that summer. That was a good crew.

At 32, I was the oldest at the jobsite and should have been well on my way to a capitalist career and accumulating assets and investing for retirement, but I wasn’t buying into this system. I had learned quite a bit about plants the previous four years with the mall and caretaker job, and I quickly learned about Connecticuts favorite plants.

I thought I had quite a good sales approach and we were taught to handle two customers and go between them while, you know, keeping the elbows and ankles flying when Joe was there. I started by being a loader and met many of the Enfield people who frequented the store who lauded the variety of the plants. This was no vegetable stand with plants, it was a slick professionalism that people like, and Tarnows quickly became Enfields favorite nursery.

The end of the summer came, and it was pumpkins and fall decorations and selling the fall planting concept. The kids went back to college and I became the main sales person (except when that lazy guinea schlub from the Main store worked there). He was lazy as fuck and immediately had an effect on productivity. By November, Michelle ran the Christmas shop and I was the everything else person. She was sharp and knew how to please the little old ladies buying Christmas fluff.

So my first winter since 1977-8 was set to arrive. We came back to experience the seasons, right? My partner and I had moved to the Thompsonville section of Enfield, and it was like a slice of Boston, a dose of “Southy” that had dropped down in the Connecticut River Valley. 

There was Ragnos where they served the food I had missed out in Arizona. A little further away was the best Polish Deli I had ever hoid. Our daughter was born and then baptized at the ancient gothy church down the street. A little further down the street, a Norman Rockwell Christmas emerged at Freshwater Pond when the ice froze.   

It was exciting and I realized at this point that I had truly created my own path. My peers were buying houses and working in cubicles, but I decided to carve my own path. I was creating my own horticultural college experience in a pull up your bootstraps way. 

There was Tiny’s Little criminal enterprise next door in a pool hall and a host of characters living in 8 rentals in two large houses. Add loose soap opera here.

I bought some choice little evergreens and had planted them on the side of the house. Rocky and Dickens would run up the steps to come in because the back steps were missing. I was planting in this grey dust they called soil and people were digging it. “Looks good” said local murderer Wilmer Paradise.

My partner was working downtown, and I went to the local employment agency to find another job when I got laid off after Christmas. When you make peanuts, the unemployment was very minimal and a couple weeks before Valentines day I got a job with a wholesale Greenhouse.

Former Ball Seed Vice President Peter Stanley was one of the most manic people I’d ever met. He had reconstructed two 440 foot greenhouses and was striking out on his own with his patented concept called Jet Plugs. Instead of the usual 75 cent plugs these were much smaller and only about 35 cents if I recall, so that was 40 cents a plant profit. I learned the long road from producer to purchaser. 

One day running between greenhouses I caught the top of my head on a round eyehook. Shouldn’t have torn my head open since it wasn’t sharp in any way, but that was a trip to the emergency clinic and 13 stitches. My nickname was Zipperhead for a while.

So there I was off to a new job in early February with the temperature around 10 degrees and a dry wicked wind was blowing so it felt like it was well below zero and I was reminded of one of the reasons I moved to Arizona. It was COLD! Everything was frozen and the loading dock area looked to be abandoned with 4’x4’ flattened boxes blowing around and other litter was being blown around. I was looking for a job here? It looked like a disaster area.

Peter was short on employees and this was his problem. So he hired me on at $4.25 an hour which was 25% more than I was making at Tarnow Nursery. An employee was walkie talkied to come and give me an orientation. She was one of those tall Nordic women who cursed very fluently. We got on pretty good, I was always monogamous, so there was never sexual tension with the female co-workers.

 In the world of capitalism, men are sheltered from the minorities and they were the bosses of the women and this is why so much sexism remains. You treat a woman like a dude, and they respond in kind. At the mall I also talked with dozens of the employees from every demographic. I reject the notion that I “don’t know how to communicate”. At Tarnow Nursery I met practically everyone in town who came to check out the place. I had the gift of gab when I was younger. I spent the entirety of the 80's meeting people. 9 different jobs 9 different experiences. 

I don’t remember the flaxen haired Valkyries name but she walked me to the first Greenhouse and it was a moment like no other. People with glasses know how they fog up in changing conditions. Ten below zero with a wicked wind chill and it was like Dorothy opening the door to the colors of Oz.

Tropical plants as far as the eye could see and a temperature to match. Plants poised for the Valentines Day sales. Here was a new experience to jump into, fer sure. Many tales I will relate later and just one to keep the flow. Bosses such as Jim the asshole came along and White Knight Dwight from out of state was a hired gun and a spectacular dude. No college for him either and he was older than me and had a wide variety of job experiences. He and his friend from Pittsburgh completely refurbished the existing greenhouses and brought another one into service.

When all was said and done, our little family moved to the field office of Consolidated Cigar that Dwight and Marian had p reviouslylived in. There was always a boss over me, and they all got fired or quit and I was a constant for Stanley Greenhouses and now lived across the street in the cutest little white house you ever saw.

Summer of 86 with my first biological child who was a fun little baby and it was an exciting time. I believe the wife quit her job to be a mommy since I was putting in 60 hours a week and making enough. A typical day would have me at 7:00 walking over to begin venting around 15,000 sq. ft. of greenhouse.

By then the Weather Channel had become the bomb, and I would vent accordingly, depending on that days conditions. Rolling carts waited on the very large loading dock and sometimes I took a smaller truck and loaded from the greenhouse. Then I would drive and deliver for ten hours going to Mattapan or Poughkeepsie or over Mt Adams with a ton of wet plants. I’d come back and close the vents to keep the greenhouses at 75 degrees, then walk home after a 13-hour day. But it was interesting, you know. I set up plant displays at BJ’s Wholesale and delivered to every Paperama in southern New England out to the Hudson in New York.

Work hard and be rewarded was the message of my youth but then I learned from a friend that I had to work smart. That made sense. But did it mean conniving to scratch and claw my way above other employees? Yes, it did. The secret to the American Dream, if you wanted financial security you needed to be the boss. To be able to manipulate people to work harder than they should. Squeezing productivity from underpaid employees was never a lure to me.

The boss at Walmart making sure no one talks to each other. The warehouse manager not caring about workers injuries. The head nurse that all the CNA’s hate. My philosophy is that I don’t like being bossed and I don’t like BEING the boss.  

So here I was with caretaking experience, a difficult mall gardening job that included irrigation work, and then some electrical work. A nursery job and greenhouse experience. I was training myself in Horticulture. So, by 1987 Peter ratcheted down his business because his mercurial bossmanship just wasn’t making the money he expected, although of course he blamed the employees.

He even had me set up a retail shop the spring after Dwight left and people recognized me from Tarnows. Then there were the BJ Wholesale sites where I set up the indoor displays and returned weekly to replace plants in ‘86. I even drove to Syracuse a couple of times.

I reckon it was the summer of 87 and I decided I needed indoor plant experience on my resume. The good thing about interior plantwork was that it was a way to work through a New England winter. I spent nine months at Plantations who had some very professional training. I forgot how I left that job.

Then there was the Plantscape job where I was the only dude. When they went big on a pink and black theme with uniforms and stickers and what all else, I found it amusing and they found a way to frame and fire me.

In spring of ’88 I got a job with probably one of the best crews ever. There was the boss, another Lori with an I, who was a dairy farmers daughter. She had grown up with machines and tractors and got the notion to start a landscaping business. Dwarf Evergreens were trending and the plant selection was minty and the boss was calm and organized.

There was Bob the biker. A big bear of a guy with a big beard that the boss described as more a Teddy Bear than a Grizzly. There was Randy the Redneck and there were many interesting discussions altogether between all of us. A big gun enthusiast and one of the first Preppers I ever met. He had enough food for a year at least and even an underground gasoline tank. Randy and his Super Swampers were such a caricature.

 




Armageddon happens and people are hungry roaming the land for food and shelter We asked him what he would do if dozens of hungry people and their children were walking up his driveway looking for assistance. His answer was that he would “mow them down like zombies.” Then there was Mike Two Hawks, who said he was derided as “only” a quarter blood Mohawk by his peers, but who seemed to be fully authentic. He taught me ceremony and quite a bit else though he was younger.

 There was Dat Shenoy and his family. He was a tech dude who quit the biz and wanted to be a landlord. He would be buying houses and I would renovate the landscaping and help him clean and paint the indoors. I’ve liked Painting ever since.

I don’t know what years those were with Dat and his lovely family and where they fit in with all those other Connecticut jobs I had, but it was certain that no one could cite my lack of hustle. A 50 hour week was quite normal for me in the 80’s. I had packed in quite a bit of training in horticulture and with Lori I had the classic experience of driving a 1949 Ford tractor down the state road creating a traffic jam.

With my previous greenhouse experience, I stayed on with the landscaper when it got too cold to plant Junipers in the frozen ground. There was Joe Gidvelas with his mafioso persona. He cursed all the time and was very gruff, except when he was planting tissue culture jet plugs and he treated those like newborn babies.

In ’89 we got an offer to come to Florida to be manipulated by my in-laws. My dad drove my rusted Datsun King Cab pickup, and I drove a Hertz rental truck like the ones I drove for Stanley.  Without cell phones and global positioning satellites, we always had a place where we would meet if we got separated. This was important going on the six lane I-295 around Washington DC.

Susan and Nancy

Probably more administrative skill than all the men in the Tarnow organization. A song called “The Warrior” brought me back to that time.  And really it all just brings me back to when I started getting into the groove with a career in horticulture, botany, hydrology, being in on the beginning of tissue culture and all the rest.  

My first notion is that the Green Industry is about the least green of them all. All the pollution required to make plastic and then there’s the toxic particles when it burns. 

First there is the immense tracts of irrigation pipes at Park Mall where I worked in ’81/2. 528 sprinkler heads in an area so vast I had to use a bicycle to reach the further ends of it. Today they have an easy, remote thingy that lets you to change to different irrigation zones without having to go back to the time clock.

I started to point out the hypocrisy of using a lot of mulch for environmental reasons when the plastic bags for one job created more plastic garbage than ten families could make in a week! I really noticed it after I moved to Connecticut and worked at Tarnow nursery as a loader. All day long loading “green” products in thousands of plastic bags. Brian and I had to wind down with some California bud and Motley Crues “Shout at the Devil" after loading many tons of bags.

                    Stanley Greenhouse was a joke in the waste department. Thousands of hanging baskets. Thousands of holiday plants. It was about the profit.  I went back to Tarnow for another interesting spring but Stanley wanted me and I got another paltry raise to $4.75.

I went and did 18 months with two interior plant companies in the third largest indoor plant market at the time, Hartford Connecticut. 

 After I told Mike Two Hawks about my Indian sweet corn project, we began talking how the natives here, The Podunks among others, lived cleanly and simply on the east side of the Connecticut River.

I told him about the Charter Oak and how it was also the ceremonial Oak. When the oak leaves were the size of mouse ears, it was time to plant the corn. Later the “Fundamental Orders of 1639” were hidden in the tree.

So I learned ceremony at the start of the work day.  It was the cusp of the dwarf evergreeen trend and we planted many yards during the year and a half I worked there. The same crew; a redneck - a biker -an Indian- a farm girl who loved tractors, -a foul mouthed fat guy and me the heirloom organic dude.

Orchid Island;    invasive plants A1A and Jungle Trail and cutting the pepper at Stickneys.

I made TWO habitat reports and talked to two property managers and if nothing else showed them up to be hypocrites. Headline proclaiming how they gave $3726 to the Environmental Learning Center. A greenwashing of the corporate sort. A showy gift of charity (probably some costume fetish ball) but not able to comprehend how the 600 acre community should be managed. No outdoor stewardship, it was about selling memberships and empty million dollar lots. No fucks given for the sake of migrating animals and enhancing nature. No one to notice the disappearing stands of native plants on site.

I saw an opportunity for me to create a job with habitat at this place but these richy rich clubs have their richy rich wanna be millionaire employees (bag boys / shop girls / wait staff / department heads /real estate parasites) all stabbing each other in the back as they kick and claw their way to the top of the Torwest corporate organization.

          Finally, I started my own business The Garden Green. A humble, small company as there ever was. 2001 to 2021. Now I’m off to start something new.

Diversions. 2022.

 

 

-7-10-  Paintball and the Economy Part 1

       I spent a weekend two months ago at the psychic center of Florida, Cassadega. I didn't go for the readings but to see what I could pick up earthwise. There's supposed to be a powerful geophysical feature there underground: kind of like the ley lines in England near Stonehenge.       

         At  the beginning of December it seemed as if the economy was really on the verge of messing it's pants. Sure there was some positive momentum thinking good hearted reformers were going to Washington to replace the entrenched  trickle down lobbyists. Doubts clouded my outlook ---this could be like some people say,  it could take decades to restore an equilibrium. I know too that when there are earthquakes and volcanoes the next few years the insurance companies will be going bankrupt and pension funds are going to disapear into a black hole somewhere in the SOL Galaxy.

        Is there any hope? Is it 'the end of all hope'? As I drove away from Cassadega much relaxed and recreated with some nice experiences under my belt, I took Rt.44 back to I-95. Alot of large properties to see, cows and that, and then I drove by Petes Paintball Range and I realized that here it is. Here is the New Economy. The last 50 years has seen Americans pursuit of happiness expand into previously  uncharted territory.   There are so many clubs and sports and organizations and volunteer groups I wish people could comprehend the massive variety we now have. Who could have imagined 50 years ago that paintball would be a popular sport, growing quickly I might add. 50 years ago people were still emotionally dead from 2 World Wars and you'd be insane if you make up a sport like that.

          

         What paintball is actually, is a giant evolutionary step. So many generations of men being brainwashed that war is inevitable and you must go and kill and maybe you're never quite the same when you get back. War is even considered an honor. Well, no thanks, we can stop killing each other now. It is deeply engrained in our genes to be warriors. In this modern world, warfare seems completely uncivilized and out of synch with our future. If men can load up 50 paint bullets and set off into the woods in search of their foe this warrior urge can finally evolve into the next level. From battle junkies hewing heads off with their sword as it was done for many hundreds of years,  opponents can have some good laughs,  get  some exercise and keep life interesting and diverse.                                                                                                                                                                   

      Pete's Paintball range could very well survive this recession  as will other clever entrepeneurs. Red paint is the future, red blood spurting from an enemy in battle will become passe. My point is that there is so much diversity and pent up innovation that we are going to invent our way right out of this mess.

          First, a quick review of tax reform that might leave you scratching your head. 10 percent flat tax on all income. Individuals and businesses. It doesn't sound like enough---then a 10 per cent state sales tax as the federal government closes many departments and states can more efficiently monitor programs and this goes along with states rights and a decentralization of Federal control. So here we are destroying the coral colony of the federal government and since the 10% f lat tax is only concerned with sales and income, thousands of CPA's will be looking for work as the 4,000 page tax code is reduced to 10 pages. No more exemptions and deductions and write offs; send in ten percent of all income. Period, no questions, no capital expenses. I remember when Ross Perot ran for President his income had been taxed at 6% with all the fancy bookeeping footwork that probably cost him $250,000 with the luxurious pay we give our bean counters

          Next reform is social security. At the end of the year everyone pays 5% into it. Not enough..... how about taking the cap off that social security limit of $106,000 ?   This would mean that when Michael Eisner made 180 million dollars one year  with Disney it would be taxed completely. 5% would be 9 million dollars, some nice jingle jangle in our food stamp program,eh? Or that social security needs to be filled up before the more serious problems occur. Then as a coup de grace there would be a 1% Property tax on all properties worth over a million dollars. American citizen or not, you own something worth a million dollars or more. Be thankful and appreciative, this is not a transfer of wealth and this income will be used to fund whatever is left in the budget.

            Catch that little code word I slipped past you, Nocapitalexpenses. This would completely undercut this current dying form of capitalism where companies need to be bailed out and are 'too big to fail.'  "How can I grow my business without spending millions of dollars for equipment." Ya grow it slower ya moron. Ten per cent of your income. Period end of story

-7-11-INDIAN RIVEr BIOREGION Next I want to lay out how a small business economy can survive. We don’t really need the corporate masters as you will see as I build a virtual business world. With Americas inventive spirit we could be as prosperous as China. We have many precepts, conventions, and precedents to show how markets work and that with our cultural traditions that rely on constitutional freedoms, small business America can virtually run itself as soon as all of us good hearted progressives really get to work and accomplish this. We need a truly extraordinary idea to unleash innovation with our needs of the future. I propose a small business flat tax of 10%. No exemptions or deductions. All sales or income is duly recorded and a 10% tax paid. Imagine all the small business operators spending more time working and less time trying to figure out the morass of laws and regulations and tax complications. Something this simple would work. If forests were no longer clear cut wood and paper recycling would become viable instead of marginally existing as it does today.

Here’s how predatory capitalism works. Clear cut 1,000 acres of trees in Canada’s boreal forest. Loggers make some income but most goes to executives of these corpulent corporations and stockholders see big checks. Grind up the trees and sell tissue paper for it. People use this tissue paper for crying as they are foreclosed on because they can’t find work. Permaculture and Bioregions will be words the mean spirited neo-cons will attempt to demonize. Unity without hierarchy, we can build a capitalist system that divides the world into bioregions and everybody works on self sustaining economies. I live in the Indian River bioregion. A 155 mile waterway between fragile coastal strands and sand ridge protected swamp lands. We are not Palm Beach and we are not Orlando or Daytona. Encompassing Cocoa Beach to Jupiter and out twenty five miles or so from the beach, this is the basic framework of my bioregion. The St Johns bioregion would be our neighbor to the west and northwest, and Miami Tropics our southern neighbor. Palm Beach to Key West. A bioregion simply works with the reality of our natural systems, not for profit but productivity.


Let’s build our virtual business community. Al comes in and he’s a real animated artist and entrepeneur who loves to network and rents a building for his workout club but also starts the Drudd Truck Farm Union,(I’ll explain later) DTFU, and uses space in the building for offices. Betty moves over to from the west coast of Florida and she cleans pools- and shops organic and is the second to join and sets up the union website. Carol, retired, goes to the gambling arcade and sell quilts. Dave is an electrician and has what it takes for most of the union members electrical needs. He has a gym membership and also shops local organic. Ernie sells sheds, who would have known, he had such a promising career as a butcher.

Flossie owns a small nursery and starts many plants from seed using old fashioned open pollinated, genetically untainted , varieties of vegetables and fruits. Many local people get their starters from her and soon organic produce becomes the bioregions star player. She ships from Sebastian out to Cocoa beach and down to Pit St.Lucie in the small truck fleet owned by Henry, Isaac and Joey. They have vegetable oil run bio-diesel vehicles they converted from money they had made with a successful solar installation company. They sell- buy organic and Dave does electrical work at their warehouse. Henry Isaac and Joey all go to Al workout club and joins the union. Let me add here a new phrase I heard today. It’s co-operative capitalism and it’s about networking and people helping each other with their small businesses. Call it what you like: enlightened capitalism, cooperative capitalism or natural capitalism and my phrase, ‘sustainable capitalism’. This socialist fear mongering is so much hot air and fog that our vision becomes clouded. America is not going to be based on socialism …ever. Capitalism is energetic and innovative like the American people but it has become so embedded in the culture that greed is good. Greed is the true evil in the world and we see it everywhere but are too lame to change. Giselle is a ballet teacher and her ballets are famous for the metal music her ballerinas dance to and they are highly creative artistically. Somehow the metal blends with ballet so well and she appeals to people who like their music sugar free, and then there’s Pete. He owns a paintball range and his prices are very reasonable. He also does a great deal of trade with EBAY which takes over shopping as years go by. Louise joins the union, she is a dermatologist. She has her own small practice and will show you references and photos anytime. On the weekends she imports antique furniture and uses newly renewed train facilities to do her shipping along the east coast with gas prices going up and spurs being built near the FEC. (Florida East Coast Railway loading docks are called spurs).
Henry calls a friend of his he knew back when they did aquaculture with tomatoes and basil, ‘Hey we got a small business union, wanna join?”. Arthur the Aquatic guy can achieve a balance in your swale or retention pond like nobody else can and becomes an enthusiastic member of the union. Like most of the others, his business is on the union web site that is growing every day. Everyone in the union shares equipment and uses each others services. Bunny is a famous beekeeper round these parts and has Tori Amos plays at her club. The Biergadden of the Black Forest. Joey’s been there, loves it. Then there’s Corinne that sells biofuel to a lot of companies. Even trucks it in with diesel trucks that run on biofuel. Claire is a photographer and has a gym membership and 2 daughters that take lessons from Giselle.

Darryl is a pontoon boat operator that he sells and rents and Friday to Sunday he’s a ships captain (every Thursday is talk like pirate Thursday). Monday is his weekend and he works his ass off. Next door his friend Eddie has his own florist shop at his home that union members like to frequent with flowers he buys locally instead of shipped from South America. He takes suggestions and has quite a flair for design and keeping the product fresh and he hires 3 people as business becomes way successful. Kevin is the owner of the senior gambling arcade and makes sure everyone has a good time. Once a month he rents a pontoon boat and takes his best customers on a cruise of the Indian River. It’s his community, a rich community where we need each other and trade with each other, protect each other and watch out for each other and criminal activity is more easily detected. With national health care we are in this together to save money wherever we can while providing a lessening of misery wherever possible and a reduction of grandiose gluttonous gorging gourmandizing profits.

Let’s see what we have so far. Many products but not all the products the box stores provides, but we are building a small business community from the ground up. A sustainable community that will create jobs and be innovators for many years to come. Instead of the economy we had before. A housing BOOM and lots of jobs, then, the housing bust with foreclosures, disappointment, family stress and anger. There is an organic fruit co-op for all union members who become smarter fruit shoppers and healthier eaters of local fruits and vegetables. Another star player, 50 fruits become common in the Indian River Bioregion and not just the 20 we are used to. You can see the diversification lately with the rapid expansion of pomegranate and blueberries and mangos nationwide. Melissa is a water purification expert and is a lawyer that takes citizen unions into court to represent them in lawsuits for victims of pollution or toxic waste. Their safety must not be the taxpayers expense she insists but man up and pay for your mistakes of toxic by products.

Nancy is an expert at freeze wrap and freezes the local bounty and sells them to the wholesale produce club. She is also a Reiki master and Yogaerobics instructor. Oliver is a small business bookkeeper and notary public and his brother Paul has 10 vehicles as a taxi service, some old used hybrids he often takes to Pauls garage. Where are the corporations? Toothbrushes- no human can make toothbrushes as well as a machine so there is a store that is called a non-sustainable store with items that decrease value of the earths living systems. Propane tanks and car parts are some of the things that can’t be made but are sold at a local box box store. How about baby powder? Quinn has come up with a product even better than Tom’s and can make it cheaper. Quinns wife has developed a recyclable diaper service. His friend developed an extract from willow trees, an old formula for headaches that seems to work. Something organic that people can trust. So we have frozen food and shippers and store owners and medical experts and construction expertise and Caveat emptor, everyone has to be a smart shopper. Have you seen any businesses yet that are too big to fail? So far no one with a business bigger than ten people. Mel and Susan own horses on a large property and has become the site of the monthly union meetings. Also people cooperate to co-own horses. Roger the sheep herder comes to the meeting (Druddmoot) with a new goats cheese he brings in with a cooler and recyclable plates. Scott the computer guy will reconstruct and update your computer in less than two hours. Trish has a bakery that everyone has been going to and there soon becomes three Trish’s Donuts with it’s sudden success. You never quite know what will work and what won’t. This is raw Klondike Kapitalism stripped of the institutional greed of the parasiticidal white collar class. This is capitalism in it’s purest form, don’t let the word union scare you away. It’s 1890 again and the Progressives are just beginning to wake up to change the system. The cream rises to the top with Sustainable Capitalism as I’ve shown the examples with Trish and Flossie and Eddie. With the law of caveat emptor in effect, and decades of safety being job 1 we are so much more aware of most of the products we buy and the food we eat. Union member s have been choosing to go to an office with 5 nurse practitioners and 2 Physicians Assistants who will fix your severe cut for 125 dollars instead of the usual 800 dollar emergency room visit. What kind of saving is this? 85%? They become the local doctors.

A lumber yard was built was built and created in the nearby St. Johns River Bioregion where sustainable woodlot management is turning pulp into paper. A lot of individuals selling trees from their yards sustainably to bring in more income. Forests saved such as the Amazon and Boreal and Taiga and gazillions of birds and other animals She calls it Ure Paper and makes a lot of deliveries to the Indian River Bioregion using local office supplies companies such as Sebastian Office Supply in Sebastian who sell many paper products. Nationally a 1% property tax was put into law and clear cutting has been banned and hundreds of thousands of jobs have been created recycling waste wood and paper. All this innovation and economic activity is traced back to the 10% Bank. Where the tea baggers are misguided is the corporatism-the corporate fascism they support is not going to help the future of America. The rich make jobs say the braying sycophant dittoheads, but the wrong kind of low paying, minimal craftsmanship focused work. Much cheaper medical care, local food, locally grown and ground hamburgers being sold fresh and frozen. Florida has a lot of grasslands and cattle needs to be taken out of semi-arid prairie states that can have the wolves and buffalo come back. Where is that truck from California? With a local trucking union, less miles are driven, bridges get worn out slower. (Pssst. Hey tea baggers. This lowers taxes--get it? Tony moves in from New Jersey, got any jobs? He posts on the union web site. There are five openings right now, does he live close to any and what is the pay? Then move this whole sustainable capitalist structure into many other regions of this country. Into this world. Creeping capitalism is what is going to work. Progressive forward looking people are who we need to lead now, not people that glue tea bags to their head.


Spare parts? Automotive appliance electronic? Norbert will find it on the web and get it shipped to a union lodge. Vince vacationed here and never left. Good weather, thriving small business economy, the union members have a lot of fun and the gloves are off at Petes Paintball range. Violet has her reputable house cleaning business and she helped Al with the start of the union venture and ended up marrying Dave the Electrician. Do I need to tell you about the alpaca farm or Xerxes the horseradish farmer? Anarchic criminal activity is monitored in the region much better since everyone is interconnected in this bioregion and all losses affect prices. Can’t discuss it, the internal security geeks are allied with the enforcers, a combination of people with law enforcement experience AND unemployed, intimidating looking biker dudes All get employed to help this new atmosphere of small business and our unions that help us unite….without hierarchy.


Do you see how it works then? Many products grown locally, frozen locally and sold locally and exported to other bioregions. Where is that lawyer lobbyist trying to get tax exemptions or that warehouse CEO who always seems to be on vacation and all those accountants and investment firms? In my capitalist sustainable bioregionally based system they are not needed. Neither are businesses too big to fail. Local Bank No 1 makes one kind of loan… 100,000 dollars at 10 percent and many people are able to pay off their usurious loans. Members have their usurious loans paid off and are also guaranteed not be suffer foreclosure. Over the life of a 20 year loan there will be bumps in the road--for anyone. If you haven’t paid off the loan in 20 years THEN the penalties begin, now uploaded up front in our modern banking system that has institutionalized greed.

 DTFU savings support the congenial loaning system. Agnes is almost 94 and take the biofuel bus to the library two times a week still, but the income just isn’t there anymore. In the old avaricious predatory capitalist days she would be in foreclosure in two months. I mean really, over the immense time of a 30 year loan, you are going to have bumps in the road. Why lose your home? With the DTFU Union members volunteer for a car wash for her and earn 6 more months of mortgage. She is not worried because she knows as a union member she will NEVER be foreclosed on.
Socialism is passé, fascism and fundamentalism too brutal and the capitalist system in need of reform. There is not one type of capitalism and one form of socialism. The Republicans Socialist fear mongering will not stop, wiccan cages will be for real and not an internet joke. These idiots have shown they would allow wiretapping of people but not have the President address schoolchildren. They’ll believe a sheep herders story about the son of god born from a virgin 2,000 years ago but won’t believe the State of Hawaii’s birth certificate for Barack Obamao
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-7-12 -         ECONOMICS 2101

 This is a story comparing the Predatory Capitalism of today with the mom and pop capitalism of 100 years ago. Let’s welcome Willard Suggins, a chicken farmer, a self sufficient farmer, from 1908. Also Presenting CEO of Big Chicken Corporation, Melvin Pinholster the Third representing 2008. Go back now to 1908 when there was still a lot of independent farms and gigantic forests, and most of the Goddesses original brooks and streams were still intact and yet to be demolished by progress. Willard Suggins is a young man with a small herd of chickens and a modest dream. Willard’s hard working youth netted him enough savings to buy a small 50 acre farm. Standing in his driveway one day he was watching the chickens. Like his Mom and Dad he likes the way they run around the yard being mischievous and being useful by eating insects. They had a fun life till they needed to be eaten and went through a humane death unlike todays factory production style of meat and its subsequent animal torture.

Shortly before Willard’s first winter on his new farm, his dad brought over some nicely seasoned firewood for smoking meat and keeping the house warm. There was so much to do with the harvest Willard didn’t have enough time to do this. His father was glad to help. They quietly knew that some day Willard would be helping his parents. His initial 30 chickens had gotten bigger and by the end of ’09 he expanded to about 80 birds. Making coops was worth the time and effort. In 2008 Melvin Pinholsters 55,000 chickens also live on about 50 acres, its attendant stench sometimes drifting in the air as the chickens squawk and cackle in the one square foot cage they spend their lives in and then yowling in pain as their beaks are cut off. Even to a greedmeister like Pinholster, whose only concern is profits, the stench and overcrowded conditions seem extreme. But the boss of the “farm” Toby Dogdrag assures him that this is how everyone does it. Toby found some really cheap 3rd rate feed to save money. He jokingly calls it Cannibal Kibbles because it has chopped up chicken parts in the feed. He’s not even sure of the legality of it because he knows that cows are no longer allowed to eat chopped up cow parts because of the fear of mad cow disease.

 

I don’t know what you remember, but, Kentucky Fried Chicken tasted much better 30 years ago unlike today’s tough veiny unhappy meat. Factory farming is only about profits. The chickens are nothing more than bolts or boxes or packaging. The incredibly small area they live in is something Americans don’t want to think about. “Chickens are not supposed to be healthy, my bank account is supposed to be healthy. In fact I hate chickens”, said Marvin Pinholster the Third. Willard Suggins has a growing list of customers. People visit on carts or horses. There are a couple automobiles out this way but none at the farm yet till finally one day someone drove in and it didn’t seem to bother the chickens, despite the noise. Some approached the man as he stepped out of the car. “Hi Willard!, I got a barbeque tonight, how about a couple frisky ones.”

 

Local butchers visit and head chefs from downtown become customers. To keep cash flow going with his young business he also does chores and repairs for people. One day he fixed ‘widder’ Gladys water pump and the three dollars came in handy. He was able to buy nails he needed to finish another coop for next years expansion.

 

TWO years go by in each time period and both businesses are doing well financially, in fact Melvin’s tax shelter, a failing egg operation has ………turned a profit. Uh oh, he flies out to California to look at a new tax loss, a citrus grove. When offered an orange from his new grove he refuses to take it. A trip to the chemical storage shed nearly made him sick. He reminds himself to have the maid buy more organic vegetables.

 

. Back to 1910 and Willard was now selling 20 dozen eggs a week and his eatin’ chickens are known as the plumpest and juiciest around. By age 35 he eclipsed his dad’s success and his dad could not be prouder. In 2010 Melvin goes national when he gets the Entenmanns Bakery contract for eggs and it’s only 800 miles from “the farm” to the Entenmanns warehouse. His old buddy from the fraternity owns 200 supermarkets and all the local producers are kicked out: to make room for Melvins Frozen Wonders. Melvin and Willard are both successful. The question for all of us is which style of capitalism do we prefer for our world in 2101? Not sure? Pride in the product and service? Or profits of the product? Cheaper imported sneakers for us and grinding poverty for the people that make them? We accept this as the American Way? We build for the future, and our futures future. Economics 2101

 

 

      -7-13-   AMERICAS LEAST WANTED       as of April 24 26

T***p was the top of my list since the mid 80's for the fraud he's always been doing. But I also feel that there are quite a few international crooks to keep out of our country.  So rich billionaires from other countries would algorithmically float to the top. 

2   PETE KEGSBREATH   for now, till he's fired, then he'll drop down to Bovinos level. To call a war for Armageddon is Treason. Always has been so no ones done it.

3  Lindsay Graham bloodthirsty ghoul/ Israel's butt plug. 

4  Elon Musk   foreigner who gets billions from our government. Should go on trial for spying

 "Have two and you're through." Don't be responsible for more than two births. Maybe you can afford to raise ten children, but will the earth be able to feed the 400 descendants ten generations later? Not a fan of Elon Musk.

 5   Stephen Miller   "are you going to eat the rest of that mouse?"

 6   Bill Gates   Can't imagine how many billions Microsoft has made by not having a phone line and people pay for shit they don't want all the time. He's like that AV kid that seems to be up to something. Can pretend to be a dweeb with the glasses, but evil lurks within.

 7  Ghislaine Maxwell   she was going to build a floating human trafficking ring that was going to be out of range of any laws. She's dangerous as fuck, her dad brainwashed Americans kids with his half asleep white nationalist history. Columbus Day? Are you shittin' me?

 8  JARED KUSHNER  empaths run the other way when they see him. The Epstein class respects him. 

 9  Marco Rubio. Sugar money .    responsible for genocide of Cubans

10  Peter Theil    itchin' to be big brother. his company needs their charter pulled

11    Howard Lutnick   at the bottom of the Epstein barrel, the people will find the bankers.

12    Ron Lauder wants to be king of Greenland

13   Rush limbaugh.  put a lock on his casket. once was enough

14    PPDiddly  hey where'd everyone go?

15   Wexner   hearing a lot about him. up to his eyeballs in it. Those who go down the highway of crime must pay the toll.

16   Pam Bondi. Perjury or treason? coverup ICE murders. 

17   Jeff Bozos  employees working to exhaustion when he knows he can pay much better. It takes a village of billionaires to protect their friends.

18   ZUCK   people suggesting these wealth hoarders & money launderers & Epstein class power mad perverts need to be sentenced to an island they can all enjoy each others company.  Big crime does the big time. No phones. Vegetable seeds. mosquito spray. Didn;t zuck buy a Hawaiian Island or something?

19    Netunyahoo   still alive. pariah ... not welcome I hope the UN boos him next time. 

20   Harvey Weinstein.     "casting couch" was normalized. Victims needs to sue. Bleed them all.

21   Borge Brende   bullshit band leader. euro scum.

22  Howeird Luttnick   the roach is in the middle of the kitchen floor with the lights on who thinks he's invisible

23   Larry Ellison  using illegitimate wealth to buy anything not nailed down. maro lago manface.

24   Erika Kirk     people think she may have killed Charlie

25   SEAN "Half truth" Hannity

26   glennbeck    rodeo clown

27   tedcruz   don't need to be an empath to know he;s got some bad joo-joo going on

28   narcorubio    programmable robot

29    jdvance    programmed robot

30    nattgaetz    creeps creeps I know many peole are creeped out with people like him

31    Nit Romney    a vulture capitalist to me, a branch of the epstein class who destroy businesses to make money.  mormon underwear cultist.

32   forever traitor pedophile   Leon Black 

33   Sam Altman. fckem

34  Bovino   natzi shadow

35  Steve Feinberg. Pentagon parasite.

36   Scott Bessent     creepy feeling

37   Leon Black   Paolo Zampoli   {two pervs in a pod) they will be the first two arrested.

38    Athena Kuhn/Conservative Hammer/Traci Coston   extremely deceitful facebook pages

39    "lucky" Larry Silverstein.   

40   glenbeck   rodeo clown   The original invalidator

41    McMahon   the minister of de-education   If you can read the WWE program that's good enough

42   Rothchids and Rockefellers. The dark shadow of our world. Which ones are unwelcome? Do they still have enough money.  Edmond and Ariane are the first to be investigated. This is going to be so much fun. As an aside here. I predict a bunch of dudes with guns are going to kidnap Maxwell and make her talk. CBI. The Citizens Bureau of Investigation. 

43    

 

 

 

Or they could have a debate. The cruel versus the clever

w/ Independents and leftists. no dinner party liberals

Claudia from Mexico

Jesse Ventura

Thom Hartmann

Bill Maher

AOC

Bernie Sanders 

Jon Stewart

Stephen Colbert

Keanu Reeves

Ana Kasparian

Roger Waters

Krystal Ball

The real Slim Sherry                                        vs, tedcruz

Chris Hayes


 [JA1]

 

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   DARK DREAM

VOICE RECORDER 5/22/18 PRACTICE THE BASS PARTS WITH THIS AND RECORD ON PHONE WHEN IT WORKS

 THERE was a girl I could have loved but no I left for space

There is IS A NAME FOR WHAT i DO YOU KNOW i CAN NEVER BE TRUE

gIGOLO YES i'M HEADED FOR FAME BUT NOW i WISH i KNEW YOUR NAME


2   SINCE IVE BEEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD NOTHING LEFT TO SEE  MILLIONS OF PLANETS MOONS AND BARS LOTS OF GIRLS TO MEET

iVE BEEN TO vENUS BEEN TO mARS ive even been to the black hole zoo

I've crossed a million mile void just to be here tonight with you

REMEMBER Eb E Bb E

 

3 added sedative effect measures lose their meaning sleep wins and then I start to dream

1  I was walking through the night when i heard something call was it a deathly scream of fright or was it nothing at all

2  So up the path i went f and now I know what it meant a new shipment had come by rail

 3  There I was in a strange place I had no voice at all I couldn’t see very far in front of me    4 Connecting parts  control of them now they rule themselves

1       Electric beam bring had to life then it moves a way fight another world war our only human function

   40 WHEN SHE SEES ME SEE 

PELICAN BOOK FOR LYRICS


   27   MARY LOU

My roommate Don Francois grew up on a farm.. I grew up without a single pet, cat or dog. So one day I mentioned it might be fun to have a cat and he said the barn cat just had some kittens. We went to his parents farm and here wee 5 kittens just over a month old. Some ordinary colored cats and this guy. Distinctly different than the others I said I'd be willing to adopt this one but it was the one Dons mother wanted to keep. An aggresive player, we were drawn to each other and his mother relented. "Boy or girl?" and I was told "pretty sure it's a male." I named him Roger after my favorite ball player, Roger Maris. In the hallway of the flophouse Don and I were living at, I would throw a small bouncy ball Roger would chase as it ricocheted in every direction. I couldn't have asked for a more loving playful pet. I would take her to friends' house when I visited. Finally it came time to get Roger fixed and the vet said that he had transitioned to female.. So rough and tumble Roger became the ferocious, razor-clawed Mary Lou. At two years old we moved from Connecticut to Arizona. I walked her on a leash at an RV park in Indiana and we walked around a small pond at a rest stop in Kansas and nearly lost her in a cornfield in Nebraska. Our most memorable moment was spending the afternoon at Shiprock New Mexico. Unleashed there were no plants and I could see her easily. Then we packed in in and headed for Tucson. I lived at a friends for a couple weeks waiting for my roommates to arrive. Mary Lou had gotten a case of mange and had to fight with other cats while living under a Pontiac Tempest not to mention a totally insane neighbor dog that would get loose occasionally. Finally we settled in at 5801 Swinging A on the far west side and she became desert kitty


           

30  THIS KISS  E F#Faith Hill - This kiss 

 

 B I don't want another G#mheartbreak, I don'tAneed another turn toF#mcry, no

B  I don't want to learn the G#mhard way, Baby Ahello, oh F#mno, goodbye,B  but you got me like a G#mrocket,shooting Astraight across the Asky,E          (G# bassit's the way you love me,A  it's a Bfeeling like this,E          (G# bass)it's centrifugal motion,A  it's perBpetual bliss,E           (G# bass it's that pivotal moment,A  It's ah, imBpossibleE     (G# bass)   A     C#m   B

  this kiss, this kiss,    unstoppableE      (G# bass)  A     C#m  B  this kiss, this kissB 

Ci

cnderella said to G#mSnow White  How does Alove get so off F#mcourse, oh B  All I wanted was a G#mwhite knight With a Agood heart, soft touch, F#mfast horse B  Ride me off into the G#msunset Baby, AI'm forever Ayours,

E          (G# bass)

  it's the way you love me, A  it's a Bfeeling like this,E         (G# bass)

  it's centrifugal motion, A  it's perBpetual bliss,E           (G# bass) it's that pivotal moment,

A  It's ah, unBthinkable E      (G# bass)  A     C#m   this kiss, this kiss,    unsinkable

E      (G#m bass) A     C#m  B this kiss, this kiss

C  You can kiss me in the Am7moonlight on the Drooftop under the Gsky, oh

C  You can kiss me with the Am7windows ope  while the Drain comes pouring inGside, oh

C  Kiss me in Am7sweet slow motionDLet's let everything Gslide, Esus4  You got me floating you Bgot me flying,

F#          (A# bass  it's that pivotal moment B  it's ah C#subliminal F#     (A# bass)  B     D#m    C# This kiss, this kiss    It's criminal... F#     (A# bass)  B     D#m    C#This kiss, this kiss F#         (A# bass)       B    D#m   C#

  it's the way you love me babyF#         (A# bass)       B    D#m   C#

  it's the way you love me darlin'

 

 

F#         (A# bass)

  It's the way you love me B  it's a C#feeling like this  F#         (A# bass)it's centrifugal motion B  it's peC#rpetual blissF#         (A# bass) it's that pivotal momentB  it's ah D#m subC#liminal                        F#     (A# bass)  B     D#m   C# This kiss, this kiss,  It's criminal...  F#     (A# bass)  B This kiss, this kiss F#  it's the way you love me Bbaby F#  it's the way you love me BdarliN


34   SUNNY AFTERNOON

GROOOVE BEAT    120

Dm|The taxman's taken all my dough,     C and left me in my stately home,

A      A/G  A/F   A/E  Dmlazin' on a sunny afternoon.

            CAnd I can't sail my yacht F          C he's taken everything I've got.

 All I've got's this sunny afternoon.

Chorus:D                                   G7

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze,

           C7                           F   A7

I've got a big fat mama tryin' to break me.

      Dm              G7

And I love to live so pleasantly, Dm                G7   C7 Live this life of luxury,

F           A7         Dm

lazin' on a sunny afternoon,                In the summertime.. 

                       In the summertime,  in the summertime..

  Dm                   C

2  My girlfriend's run off with my car, And gone back to her ma and pa.

Tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty. C Now I'm sittin' here, F             C Sippin' at my ice-cooled beer,            All I've got's this sunny afternoon.

 Help me, help me, help me sail away,or give me two good reasons why I oughta stay 

Dm       G7  Cuz I love to live so pleasantly, Live this life of luxury,

F           A7         Dm  lazin' on a sunny afternoon,              

                       In the summertime,  in the summertime..   Dm                   

D                                   G7

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze, C7                           F   A7  I've got a big fat mama tryin' to break me And I love to live so pleasantly, Live this life of luxury,

F           A7         Dm  lazin' on a sunny afternoon

HOW DOES IT END


36   TAPESTRY

  E               B7          E              B7
My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue,
   E           B7            E            B7
an everlasting vision of the everchanging view,
  F#m7           B        A                B
a wondrous woven magic in bits of blue and gold,
  Amaj7       G#m7            F#m         B7
a tapestry to feel and see, impossible to hold.
 
Emaj7         B9          Emaj7          B9
Once amid the soft silver sadness in the sky
      E             B9         E               B7
there came a man of fortune, a drifter passing by
   F#m7            B                A                  B
he wore a torn and tattered cloth around his leathered hide
      Amaj7        G#m7           F#m             B7       F#m7 B7
and a coat of many colors, yellow-green on either side.
 
   G                 D7sus  D7     Gmaj7        D7
He moved with some uncertainty, as if he didn't know
G                D7sus D7      Gmaj7             D7
just what he was there for, or where he ought to go
B                   Gb7              Abm7           B
once he reached for something golden hanging from a tree
        Emaj7               Gb
and his hand came down - empty.
 
E              B7         E              B7
Soon within my tapestry along the rutted road
   E             B7             E             B7
he sat down on a river rock and turned into a toad,
   F#m7               B           A                B
it seemed that he had fallen into someone's wicked spell,
      Amaj7           G#m7             F#m             B7
and I wept to see him suffer, though I didn't know him well.
 
F               C7            F          C7
As I watched in sorrow, there suddenly appeared
  F               C7        F               C7
a figure gray and ghostly beneath a flowing beard
   Gm7              C              Bb                  C
in times of deepest darkness, I've seen him dressed in black
       Bbmaj7        Am7            Gm              C7
now my tapestry's unravelling; he's come to take me back,
     Gm7             D9sus  Dm7/4
he's come to take me back.
 
F    C7    F    C7    F.
 
D9sus = x00553
Dm7/4 = x00011









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