SECTION 7 CPSE BEATRX ( DANKBILLY ) COMPENDIUM THE GARDEN GREEN Johnny Huckster

   

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7-2   CPSE AnD Johnny Huckster

7-3   PHOTO DUMP AND DESCRIPTIONS

7-4   

It looks like I'll be stuck on this planet a bit longer so I'm going to make a new kind of business.

The name I wanted to use was Diversions. RENEWED IN 1986  Having diversions for people. 

Music, (5) John A Almada - YouTube    

PHILOSOPHY  on this blog

THE GARDEN GREEN   "sometimes gardening always green"

      "turning yards into gardens"

 SO HERE'S THE FIRST ONE            BEATRX   BEATRx 

2024 SONGLIST

Blue Boat Home

Don’t Look Now

Rockabilly Hall of Fame

Mother of a Miners Child

Jenny Are You Gay?

6 HEY LITTLE COBRA

7  C       New York is a lonely town Trade Winds 

8  I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU

9     Em     DRINKIN’ GASOLINE   THE BABOONS 

 10        I KNOW YOU Dave Clark 5  

11 GHOST DANCE

12   CRY BABY CRY

13 THE CHRISTIANS AND THE PAGANS

14  I’M TELLING YOU NOW

15   WALK LIKE A MAN

16   WORKING MAN

17 TABACCO ROAD

18 DON’T DREAM IT’S OVER

19 ACE OF SPADES

20 HURT YOU FIRST

21    HEADS CAROLINA

22   COMING UP

I make mistakes.

that's why I'm not a professional

Got a New Idea to work with. 

Ten percent of musicians make enough money, RIGHT?

What about the other 90%? I think they'd love an outlet for playing and I have the best forum for being inclusive of as many instruments as possible. 

BEATRX    OR  ICONoCLASTICS   iconOclastics

(Lyrics Prompt) first three words:bpm  and complete lyrics if needed 

   # Key

 1     E    BLUE BOAT HOME by Peter Mayer*

Drone  on the E note

6/8 TIME BRO

Though below me, I feel no motion Standing on these mountains and plains
Far away from the rolling ocean Still my dry land heart can say
I’ve been sailing all my life now Never harbor or port have I known
The wide universe is the ocean I travel And the Earth is my blue boat home

Sun my sail and moon my rudder As I ply the starry sea,   Leaning over the edge in wonder,  Casting questions into the deep.
Drifting here with my ship’s companions, All we kindred pilgrim souls,
Making our way by the lights of the heavens
In our beautiful blue boat home

I give thanks to the waves upholding me
Hail the great winds urging me on,
Greet the infinite sea before me,
Sing the sky my sailor’s song:
I was born upon the fathoms,
Never harbor or port have I known.
The wide universe is the ocean I travel,
And the Earth is my blue boat home.

2  DON’T LOOK NOW   1 who’ll take the coal from the mine, who'll take the salt from the mines who'll take a leaf       2 who’ll work the field  who'll put his back to the plough who'll take the mountain (DON’T LOOK NOW SOMEONES DONE YOUR STARVIN’) solo repeat chorus 3 repeat don’t look now  4 who'll make the shoes for your feet? who'll make the clothes you wear?  who'll take the promise that you don't have to keep don't look now it aint you or me         5   Solo    6  who’ll take the coal from the mine who'll take the salt from the earth?  who'll take the promise that you don't have to keep? 

 3  F   SIMPLE  130 ROCKABILLY HALL OF FAME   B side band. The Rockabilly Hall of Fame has yet to embrace this song. I give it a more danceable beat      

1 found ourselves this cool    won't believe the folks we saw 2 poster hung up on the wall perkins vincent had a ball  Johnny Cash and Elvis too  3 Marty Robbins made us dance Elvis put us in a trance that night   won't forget the sights we saw all those rockers yelled for more

 4    G            MOTHER OF A MINERS CHILD   GORDON LIGHTFOOT   very nice song. I give it a harsh beat which brings out the lyrics better, I think.     138

1 she is my flower (waits for me beside the kitchen door) 2 She is my light (wash away the coal dust from my face)

 3 SOLO    4 When the night shifts done (and the promise I made to carry on) 

5 sometimes I smile  in the cage where the cables softly hum I'd curse that old straw boss to the bone but the mother of a miners child is waiting for her paycheck to come home come saturday (he is just a miners boy, I hope that he will find a better way 

 6 repeat 1

5 JENNY ARE YOU GAY?

1  C#m     LAYLA   90 train

BLUEGRASS VERSION LOTS OF SOLOS, NO BORING ENDING verse solo verse solo 1 what will you do 2 I tried to give you 3 let’s make the best

 2   D         TABACCO ROAD by the Nashville Teens and John D Loudermilk who created the song 120 simple

  I was born in a trunk Mama died and my daddy got drunk  left me here to die alone
Let me hear two dying crows …
2 grew up in 3 gonna leave, get a job 4 Bring dynamite and a crane

 3   Eb    DON’T DREAM IT’S OVER  1986 Crowded House 4/4 130

1 There is freedom within 2 there’s a battle ahead 3 Now I'm towing my car 4 in the paper today 5 now I’m walking again 6 only shadows ahead

 4   Em       ACE  OF SPADES   MOTORHEAD    I do a slower version. More like “Coals” version. Hail Lemmy.   80's 150

 1 If you like to gamble (the pleasure / I don’t) 2 playing for the high one, dicin’ (seven or 11 / double up or)   3 Pushing up the ante   (I see it in your eye    the only one you see)    

 

 5   E          DON’T LOOK NOW   CREEDENCE     1969 a lesser -known 

         album cut. 4/4 130      138 kicks it

 1 who’ll take the coal from the mine, who'll take the salt from the mines who'll take a leaf       2 who’ll work the field  who'll put his back to the plough who'll take the mountain (DON’T LOOK NOW SOMEONES DONE YOUR STARVIN’) solo repeat chorus 3 repeat don’t look now  4 who'll make the shoes for your feet? who'll make the clothers you wear?  who'll take the promise that you don't have to keep

dont look now it aint you or me         5   SOLo    6  who’ll take the coal from the mine wholl take the salt from the eearth?  who'll take the promise that you don't have to keep?

 6   

 8   

Ab      SHUT DOWN SHUT DOWN    BEACH BOYS  60’s 

tach it up tach it up 1 it happened on the strip 2 declinin numbers    (super stock Dodge is )  3 pedals to the floor hear his dual quads rake

 

  9   A to Bb  HEY LITTLE COBRA 1963 140 simple The Rip Chords. Great key change third verse 1 

I took my Cobra 2 when the flag went down 3 around the far turn in the striaghtaway

10  C       New York is a lonely town Trade Winds   The last surf song to reach the top ten. 1965 

 130 simp   138 SEEMS BETTER

1 my folks moved to New York 2 from central park to Pasadena’s such a long way

11   C#       THE WORKIN’ MAN  lesser known album cut from Creedence Clearwater Revival 1 well I was born on a Sunday 2 mama said 3 solo I AINT NEVER BEEN IN TROUBLE 4 whatever you say lord ADD SOLOS AS NEEDED 5 don’t take me on friday

12  D          I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU original by Dusty Springfield. Loved it but it needed a new beat and Volbeat gave it the metal/rockabilly treatment 

1 I don’t know what it is that makes me love you so 2 it doesn’t really matter what 3  now listen honey I just want to be beside you everywhere as long as were together honey I dont care cuz you started something can't you see ever since we met youve had a hold on me no matter what you do

13     Em     DRINKIN’ GASOLINE   THE BABOONS  2012 Rockabilly  90 Train beat or 140

1  Well I'm driving down the road in my Cadillac Travelling lies me by a road turning black
Drinking gasoline is a whole lotta do Drinking gasoline to get over you
We were doing swell with a short way to hell on the hill
2   Well I met you in the desert at Sabriskey point
 
3 Well I drove ten thousand miles away from home
See no trap in jail, but ain't no desert spawn (solo) 4 Engine started smoking and wings on fire
Big wheels started shaking and I lost a tyre

14   Em7       HURT YOU FIRST   NIIA   pop song from a couple years ago I try to make it a Power Station style   simp 130

1 you’re too good for me 2 are you guilty is there a secret 3 gonna make you  cry gonna say goodbye  it'll be nice4 I’m gonna I’m gonna hurt you first youll be the one the only one thats a cryin'

15   E         COMING UP  Paul McCartney  super optimistic song PUNK 4/4

1- you want a love 2 you want a friend 3 you want some peace and understanding  so everyone can be free 4 you want a better kind of future one that everyone can share

16  G   JENNY ARE YOU GAY? HILLBILLY MOON EXPLOSION  From 2010. R'BILLY 110 

1 jenny are you gay 2 jenny r u gay you got a real cool shirt 3 I didn’t see you at the ball game.4 I saw you dancing techno

17    G         CRY BABY CRY    BEATLES   built for metal. SIMP 140

1 The king of Marigold was in the kitchen 2 the king was in the garden 3 the duchess of Kirkaldy 4 at twelve o clock a meeting for a seance

18    Am      MY LOVE FOREVERMORE   HILLBILLY MOON EXPLOSION 150 BPM

1 I’d like to pack this in 2 oh the river is cold and black 3   SOLO  4 don’t lose your step 5  SOLO   6 we’ll stay at home listen to a record and watch the candle burn

19     A           RED CLAY HALO   VARIOUS ARTISTS   130 simple

1 well the girls all dance 2 it’s under my nails CHORUS 3 now it’s mud in the spring  dust in the summer 4 solo chorus 5  now Jordans banks are red and muddy

20    Bb      WALK LIKE A MAN    FOUR SEASONS  1963  How about sing like a man? 100 BPM

1 oh how your tried 2 bye bye baby

21   C        HILLBILLY HIGHWAY   Steve Earle song. I do a version reminiscent of the Road Hammers  INTRO SOLO "ON AND ON AND ON" THEN QUIET   90 TRAIN

1 my grandaddy was a miner 2 he worked and saved his money so that one day he might send

 3 granddaddy rolled over in his grave

22      D     CHANGES OF LATTITUDE     JIMMY BUFFETT 1 I took off  visions of good times that brought so much pleasure(I didn’t ponder) 2 reading departure signs in some big airport  (if it suddenly) 3 I think about Paris I WISH I could jump on a plane(oh yesterdays over my shoulder)

23    D     SKINHEAD LOVE AFFAIR   “she stole a shirt I went to court”  1 I met her at a ballroom gig (I bought her lotta drinks that night) 2 I took her down to Last Resort (I thought about her every day) 3 on the day that I got out, ( I got down on bended knee) 

24    F   I KNOW YOU     F        I KNOW YOU Dave Clark 5   British invasion inspired by rockabilly and I use surf beat 140      1 I know you don’t  2 I’m a fool believe me

25  F   LOVIN  YOU

26    F#   REDNECK WOMAN  a very mean spirited parody  could be offensive to some 

Redneck Woman (Reality Remix)  [Verse 1] Well, I done never, Read words that's typed I don't like to solve problems with my words I'd rather get drunk and fight Whammy on my Grandma Or my little one Or a random passerby My boyfriend takes good care of me

And gave me these black eyes No, I ain't got no degree And I can't even rhyme Got my ‘leven kids with me And not one dad in sight Since I'm a redneck woman, never been to a mall
Just the product of the incest From my sister and my Pa And I keep them engine car parts On my front yard all year long Not that you can see 'em Since my lawn's so overgrown Callin' all you white-trash skanks In Confederate Country Get your hands off my man, bitch!
Or you got to deal with me! Cuz I'm tough Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)

2] It's ain't no secret That my stuff's real prime Get ma number offa that bathroom stall Call me for a good time
That's a real number wrote it myself So I's can find a good man No, there's no such thing as a Sothern fag 'Cuz they've all dug my clam
You might think I'm nasty And you might call me poor But in my mind and in my heart (Offscreen): You're just a backwoods whore! Hey!
 I'm a redneck woman And you stay off my land My Grampy stole it fair and square From that American Injun Stan And my family's been residing here For over a hundred years And we don't want our country filled with Immigrants and queers So here to all out here screamin' loud" The South will rise again" Let me get a big hell yeah From a  southern minute man    Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)

[Verse 3] So I'm a redneck woman that's all I am Proud to be from the USA The place that brought you spam
And I go to church on Sundays Cuz I'm a god-fearin woman The preacher uses all big words
That I don't understand So here's to all the people That never cross that county line

Let's stay home in our shit towns Until the end of time Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)

27    G   MARY LOU

COMPLETE LYRICS FOR SONGS 1-28 ARE IN THE BLOGPOST    BEATRX SONGLIST

 18  MY LOVE FOREVER MORE

·         MY LOVE FOREVERMORE   

80’s 150?

HILLBILLY MOON EXPLOSION drumbeat youtube

>>>Drum beat 120 BPM funk rock

So this song has a male and female part so I have to sing both. Therefore if you know this song you are  welcome to sing the female part.

1   Am   I'd like to pack this in, C   and take you to the stars E  we’ll eat at fancy restaurants anAmd drive in fancy cars

AmWe tried our luck, we made a buck,C so lean back have some fun. Oh yes my love but first just this ine last one

F We stood on a cliff on a Cstarless night I held your hand in myAm mine... so stand by me wCith all your heart, I need you by Ammy side

2     Oh, the river is cold and black  and the bottom is a long way down

another one going underground Why can't we cut the ropes and let that poor fool go..

Don't go getting weak on me not when I need you so  F  C  E Am F  C E  Am     F We stood on a cliff in a starless night I held your hand in my mine...so stand by me with all your heart, I need you by my side       

   3     Dont lose your step, now we're almost there go wash Your face, and comb your hair

So trust me now, believe in me  forever more your love, you have pledged to me.We stood on a cliff in a starless night I held your hand in my mine...        so stand by me with all your heart, I need you by my side

 4 We'll stay at home and C  call this day our own, listen to a record and watch a candle burn I'm feeling kind of drowsy there's blood on the floor. And when I'm gone you still will have my love forevermore

 

 19             19 WALK LIKE A MAN

still noit certain of that chorus

   GROOVE BEAT!!!

1 OH HOW YOU tried, to cut me down to si-yize

2   Bye Bye baby

1  Oh how you tried to cut me down to size Tellin' dirty lies to my friends
But my own father said give her up, don't bother The world isn't comin' to an end
(He said) Walk like a man, talk like a man Walk like a man my son
No woman's worth crawlin' on the earthSo walk like a man, my sonOh, walk, walk, walk, walk
2  Oh Bye bye baby, I don't-a mean maybe Gonna get along somehow
Soon you'll be cryin' on account of all your lyin' Oh yeah, just look who's laughin' now
(I'm gonna) Walk like a man, fast as I can Walk like a man from you
I'll tell the world forget about it, girl And walk like a man from you

20 HILLBILLY HIGHWAY

HILLBILLY  HIGHWAY HILLBILLY HIGHWAY  Steve Earle

Simp 130

My granddaddy was a miner, but he finally saw the light 
He didn't have much, just a beat-up truck and a dream about a better life 
Grand mama cried when she waved goodbye, never heard such a lonesome sound 
Pretty soon the dirt road turned into blacktop, Detroit City bound 
Down that hillbilly highway 
On that hillbilly highway That old hillbilly highway Goes on and on

Now he worked and saved his money so that one day he might send 
My old man off to college, to use his brains and not his hands 
Grand mama cried when she waved goodbye, never heard such a lonesome sound 
But daddy had himself a good job in Houston, one more rollin' down

that old hillbilly highway That old hillbilly highway That old hillbilly highway Goes on and on 
On and on, on and on Here it goes

Granddaddy rolled over in his grave the day that I quit school 
I just sat around the house playin' my guitar, Daddy said I was a fool 
My mama cried when I said goodbye, I never heard such a lonesome sound 
Now I'm standin' on this highway and if you're going my way 
You know where I'm bound

Bound that hillbilly highway On that hillbilly highway 
That old hillbilly highway Goes on and on 
Hmm, yeah that's the road I'm on it

21   CHANGES IN LATITUDES 130

Intro:  G   D   A   G D

120 BPM

                     I took off for a weekend last month  Just to try and recall the     whole year    All of the faces and all of the places

    Wonderin' where they all disappeared

Bm                  F#m

I didn't ponder the question too long    I was hungry and went out for a bite

    G                  D

Ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinkin' all night

                G                                           D  It's these changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes

              Nothing remains quite the same

         G                  With all of our running and all of our cunning    if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane

 

Reading departure signs in some big airport

 Reminds me of the places I've been

Visions of good times that brought so much pleasure

Makes me want to go back again

If it suddenly ended tomorrow I could somehow adjust to the fall      Good times and riches and son of a b**ches I've seen more than I can recall

Chorus:

   These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes Nothing remains quite the same

     Through all of the islands and all of the highlands If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane

 

I think about Paris when I'm high on red wine

I wish I could jump on a plane So many nights I just dream of the ocean God I wish I was sailin' again

Oh, yesterday's over my shoulder So I can't look back for too long

There's just too much to see waiting in front of me

And I know that I just can't go wrong

     With these changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes

     Nothing remains quite the same     With all of my running and all of my cunning

    If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane

   If we couldn't laugh just would go insane

        A                       F     C    G    D   A   D

 

22  skinhead love affair

SKINHEAD LOVE AFFAIR  80’s 150 works real good

 

 I met her at a ballroom gig she said my braces were to big i said "i like your 2tone clothes" she said "I like you're broken nose" i bought her alot of drinks that night she bought me nothing but a fight she said i wasnt mister right its over its over its over it was a skinhead love affair you know a skinhead love affair

 

i took her down the last resort she stole a shirt,I went to court she said she'd always stand by me even when i did D.C

 i thought about her everyday like lovers do when they're away she never came to visit me its over its over its over it was a skinhead love affair you know a skinhead liove affair

 

on the day that I got out my skinhead girl she werent about she got herself a soul girl perm joined

 the Canvey Island Firm i got down on bended knee

and asked her if she'd marry me she said "SKINHEAD CANT YOU SEE?" its over its over its over it was a skinhead love affair you know a skinhead love affair just a skinhead in love just a skinhead in love a skinhead,a skinhead, a skinhead in love im just a skinhead in love (repeat to end)

 

 

23 BAD TO ME

E   E/D# C#m

If you ever leave me, I'd be sad and blue
G#m                         F#m              Gaug
Don't you ever leave me, I'm so in love with you 
    E            G#m         C#m
The birds in the sky would be sad and lonely
        E         G#m      C#m
If they knew that I lost my one and only,
          A             B7     E   G#m  B7
They'd be sad if you're bad to me
 
    E             G#m           C#m
The leaves on the trees would be softly sighin'
        E              G#m            C#m
If they heard from the breeze that you left me crying,
          A             B7     E    N.C.
They'd be sad, don't be bad to me
 
               A                         B7
But I know you won't leave me 'cause you told me so,
E                    C#7
I've no intention of letting you go,
A                   B7               F#m             Gaug
Just as long as you let me know, you won't be bad to me 
       E            G#m         C#m
So the birds in the sky won't be sad and lonely
            E         G#m     C#m
'Cause they know that I got my one and only
           A               B7     Bm     C#7
They'll be glad you're not bad to me
 
           F#m             B7     E   G#m   F#m   B7
They'll be glad you're not bad to me
   E   G#m   F#m   B7
To me
   E   G#m   F#m   B7
To me

 

 

26   REDNECK WOMAN

[Verse 1]
Well, I've done never
Read words that's typed
I don't like to solve problems with my words
I'd rather get drunk and fight
Whammy on my Grandma Or my littlelest
Or just random passerby
My boyfriend takes good care of me
And gave me these black eyes
No, I ain't got no degree
And I can't even write
Got my eleven kids with me
And not one dad in sight[Chorus]

Since I'm a redneck wI've never been to a mall
Just the product of the incest From my sister and my Pa
And I keep them engine car parts On my front yard all year long
Not that you can see 'em Since my lawn's so overgrown
Callin' all you white-trash skanks In Confederate Country
Get your hands off my man, bitch!Or you got to deal with me! 'Cuz I'm tough
Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)
Verse 2
It's ain't no secret That my stuff's real prime
Get the number off that bathroom stall Call me for a good time
That's a real number
From myself So I's can find a good man
No, there's no such thing as a Sothern fag 'Cuz they've all dug my clam
You might think I'm nasty  And you might call me poor
But in my mind and in my heart
(Offscreen): You're just a backwoods whore!
Hey! im a redneck woman  And you stay off my land

My Grampy stole it fair and square
From that American Injun band
And my family's been residing here For over a hundred years
And we don't want our country filled with Immigrants and queers
So here to all out here screamin' loud "The South will rise again"
Let me get a big hell yeah From an one minute southern man
Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)
[Verse 3]So I'm a redneck woman And that's all I am
Proud to be from the USA
The place that brought you spam
And I go to church on Sundays Cuz I'm a god-fearin woman
The preacher uses all big words That I don't understand
So here's to all the people That never cross that county line
Let's stay home in our shit towns
Until the end of time Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)  

   27   MARY LOU

My roommate Don Francois grew up on a farm.. I grew up without a single pet, cat or dog. So one day I mentioned it might be fun to have a cat and he said the barn cat just had some kittens. We went to his parents farm and here wee 5 kittens just over a month old. Some ordinary colored cats and this guy. Distinctly different than the others I said I'd be willing to adopt this one but it was the one Dons mother wanted to keep. An aggresive player, we were drawn to each other and his mother relented. "Boy or girl?" and I was told "pretty sure it's a male." I named him Roger after my favorite ball player, Roger Maris. In the hallway of the flophouse Don and I were living at, I would throw a small bouncy ball Roger would chase as it ricocheted in every direction. I couldn't have asked for a more loving playful pet. I would take her to friends' house when I visited. Finally it came time to get Roger fixed and the vet said that he had transitioned to female.. So rough and tumble Roger became the ferocious, razor-clawed Mary Lou. At two years old we moved from Connecticut to Arizona. I walked her on a leash at an RV park in Indiana and we walked around a small pond at a rest stop in Kansas and nearly lost her in a cornfield in Nebraska. Our most memorable moment was spending the afternoon at Shiprock New Mexico. Unleashed there were no plants and I could see her easily. Then we packed in in and headed for Tucson. I lived at a friends for a couple weeks waiting for my roommates to arrive. Mary Lou had gotten a case of mange and had to fight with other cats while living under a Pontiac Tempest not to mention a totally insane neighbor dog that would get loose occasionally. Finally we settled in at 5801 Swinging A on the far west side and she became desert kitty.

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28 SHUT DOWN

Tach it up, tach it up, buddy gonna shut you down

It happened on the strip where the road is wide

Two cool sharks standing side-by-side  (Ya)

My fuel-injected stingray and a 413 We're revin' up our engines and it sounds real mean

Tach it up, tach it up, buddy gonna shut you down

2    Declinin' numbers at an even rateAt the count of one we both accelerate

My Stingray is light, my slicks are starting to spin

and the 413's really diggin' in Gotta be cool now, power shift here we go

Super stock Dodge is winding out in low but

My fuel-injected Stingray's really startin' to go

To get the traction I'm ridin' my clutch

My pressure plate's burnin' that machine's too much

 (Saxophone/Guitar Solo)

Pedals to the floor, hear his dual quads drink

And now the 413's lead is startin' to shrink

He's hot with ram induction, but it's understood

I got a fuel-injected engine sittin' under my hood

Shut it off, shut it off, buddy now I shut you down

           

30  THIS KISS  E F#Faith Hill - This kiss 

 

 ^B I don't want another ^G#mheartbreak, I don't^Aneed another turn to^F#mcry, no

^B  I don't want to learn the ^G#mhard way, Baby ^Ahello, oh ^F#mno, goodbye,^B  but you got me like a ^G#mrocket,shooting ^Astraight across the ^Asky,E          (G# bassit's the way you love me,^A  it's a ^Bfeeling like this,E          (G# bass)it's centrifugal motion,^A  it's per^Bpetual bliss,E           (G# bass it's that pivotal moment,^A  It's ah, im^BpossibleE     (G# bass)   A     C#m   B

  this kiss, this kiss,    unstoppableE      (G# bass)  A     C#m  B  this kiss, this kiss^B 

Ci

cnderella said to ^G#mSnow White  How does ^Alove get so off ^F#mcourse, oh ^B  All I wanted was a ^G#mwhite knight With a ^Agood heart, soft touch, ^F#mfast horse ^B  Ride me off into the ^G#msunset Baby, ^AI'm forever ^Ayours,

E          (G# bass)

  it's the way you love me, ^A  it's a ^Bfeeling like this,E         (G# bass)

  it's centrifugal motion, ^A  it's per^Bpetual bliss,E           (G# bass) it's that pivotal moment,

^A  It's ah, un^Bthinkable E      (G# bass)  A     C#m   this kiss, this kiss,    unsinkable

E      (G#m bass) A     C#m  B this kiss, this kiss

^C  You can kiss me in the ^Am7moonlight on the ^Drooftop under the ^Gsky, oh

^C  You can kiss me with the ^Am7windows ope  while the ^Drain comes pouring in^Gside, oh

^C  Kiss me in ^Am7sweet slow motion^DLet's let everything ^Gslide, ^Esus4  You got me floating you ^Bgot me flying,

F#          (A# bass  it's that pivotal moment ^B  it's ah ^C#subliminal F#     (A# bass)  B     D#m    C# This kiss, this kiss    It's criminal... F#     (A# bass)  B     D#m    C#This kiss, this kiss F#         (A# bass)       B    D#m   C#

  it's the way you love me babyF#         (A# bass)       B    D#m   C#

  it's the way you love me darlin'

 

 

F#         (A# bass)

  It's the way you love me ^B  it's a ^C#feeling like this  F#         (A# bass)it's centrifugal motion ^B  it's pe^C#rpetual blissF#         (A# bass) it's that pivotal moment^B  it's ah ^D#m sub^C#liminal                        F#     (A# bass)  B     D#m   C# This kiss, this kiss,  It's criminal...  F#     (A# bass)  B This kiss, this kiss ^F#  it's the way you love me ^Bbaby ^F#  it's the way you love me ^BdarliN

34   SUNNY AFTERNOON

GROOOVE BEAT    120

Dm|The taxman's taken all my dough,     C and left me in my stately home,

A      A/G  A/F   A/E  Dmlazin' on a sunny afternoon.

            CAnd I can't sail my yacht F          C he's taken everything I've got.

 All I've got's this sunny afternoon.

Chorus:D                                   G7

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze,

           C7                           F   A7

I've got a big fat mama tryin' to break me.

      Dm              G7

And I love to live so pleasantly, Dm                G7   C7 Live this life of luxury,

F           A7         Dm

lazin' on a sunny afternoon,                In the summertime.. 

                       In the summertime,  in the summertime..

  Dm                   C

2  My girlfriend's run off with my car, And gone back to her ma and pa.

Tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty. C Now I'm sittin' here, F             C Sippin' at my ice-cooled beer,            All I've got's this sunny afternoon.

 Help me, help me, help me sail away,or give me two good reasons why I oughta stay 

Dm       G7  Cuz I love to live so pleasantly, Live this life of luxury,

F           A7         Dm  lazin' on a sunny afternoon,              

                       In the summertime,  in the summertime..   Dm                   

D                                   G7

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze, C7                           F   A7  I've got a big fat mama tryin' to break me And I love to live so pleasantly, Live this life of luxury,

F           A7         Dm  lazin' on a sunny afternoon

HOW DOES IT END

36   TAPESTRY

  E               B7          E              B7
My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue,
   E           B7            E            B7
an everlasting vision of the everchanging view,
  F#m7           B        A                B
a wondrous woven magic in bits of blue and gold,
  Amaj7       G#m7            F#m         B7
a tapestry to feel and see, impossible to hold.
 
Emaj7         B9          Emaj7          B9
Once amid the soft silver sadness in the sky
      E             B9         E               B7
there came a man of fortune, a drifter passing by
   F#m7            B                A                  B
he wore a torn and tattered cloth around his leathered hide
      Amaj7        G#m7           F#m             B7       F#m7 B7
and a coat of many colors, yellow-green on either side.
 
   G                 D7sus  D7     Gmaj7        D7
He moved with some uncertainty, as if he didn't know
G                D7sus D7      Gmaj7             D7
just what he was there for, or where he ought to go
B                   Gb7              Abm7           B
once he reached for something golden hanging from a tree
        Emaj7               Gb
and his hand came down - empty.
 
E              B7         E              B7
Soon within my tapestry along the rutted road
   E             B7             E             B7
he sat down on a river rock and turned into a toad,
   F#m7               B           A                B
it seemed that he had fallen into someone's wicked spell,
      Amaj7           G#m7             F#m             B7
and I wept to see him suffer, though I didn't know him well.
 
F               C7            F          C7
As I watched in sorrow, there suddenly appeared
  F               C7        F               C7
a figure gray and ghostly beneath a flowing beard
   Gm7              C              Bb                  C
in times of deepest darkness, I've seen him dressed in black
       Bbmaj7        Am7            Gm              C7
now my tapestry's unravelling; he's come to take me back,
     Gm7             D9sus  Dm7/4
he's come to take me back.
 
F    C7    F    C7    F.
 
D9sus = x00553
Dm7/4 = x00011

38  TOMBSTONE SHADOW

TOMBSTONE SHADOW  G1  D5

Groove  beat  lots of solos

TOMBSTONE SHADOW  stretchin' across my path.
Tombstone shadow, stretchin' across my path.
Ev'ry time I get some good news, ooh,There's a shadow on my back

.2Saw the gypsy man, 'way down in san berdoo. Said, I saw the gypsy man, 'way down in san berdoo. Five dollars on the table, ooh,  Keep me 'way from my tomb.
3 BRIDGE OR WHATEVER IT IS Said I got thirteen months of bad luck,
Bound to be some pain. Don't you do no trav'lin', Fly in no machines.
Tombstone shadow, stretchin' across my path. Every time I get some good news, ooh,There's a shadow on my back.

4  The man gave me a luck charm, cost five dollars more,
Said, "put some on your pillow, and put some on your door."

He said, "take a long vacation, ooh, For thirteen months or more."
Oh, lord!      5  Tombstone shadow, stretchin' across my path.
Tombstone shadow, stretchin' across my path. Every time I get some good news, ooh,

There's a shadow on my back.Oh, oh, lord!Oh, lord!

39   DARK DREAM

VOICE RECORDER 5/22/18 PRACTICE THE BASS PARTS WITH THIS AND RECORD ON PHONE WHEN IT WORKS

 1 THERE was a girl I could have loved but no I left for space

There is IS A NAME FOR WHAT i DO YOU KNOW i CAN NEVER BE TRUE

gIGOLO YES i'M HEADED FOR FAME BUT NOW i WISH i KNEW YOUR NAME

2   SINCE IVE BEEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD NOTHING LEFT TO SEE  MILLIONS OF PLANETS MOONS AND BARS LOTS OF GIRLS TO MEET

iVE BEEN TO vENUS BEEN TO mARS ive even been to the black hole zoo

I've crossed a million mile void just to be here tonight with you

REMEMBER Eb E Bb E

 

3 added sedative effect measures lose their meaning sleep wins and then I start to dream

1  I was walking through the night when i heard something call was it a deathly scream of fright or was it nothing at all

2  So up the path i went f and now I know what it meant a new shipment had come by rail

 3  There I was in a strange place I had no voice at all I couldn’t see very far in front of me    4 Connecting parts  control of them now they rule themselves

1       Electric beam bring had to life then it moves a way fight another world war our only human function

   40 WHEN SHE SEES ME SEE 

PELICAN BOOK FOR LYRICS

1 WHEN I FIND

2-WHEN … THERE’S NO LOVE

3/4-SOLOS

5AND THEN SOMETIMES I COME HOME AT NOON

6       IN HER PRIVATE MOMENTS I DON’T SHAKE HER

                       

-7-2- COMMUNITY PRODUCT AND SERVICE EXCHANGE is first. A way for all the people to connect. Build markets, close bases. regulate big business, deregulate for small business. Free spaces for household industry in waste areas, Move people away from chemical plants and pull the charters of the worst of them.

so much of government could be reduced.  

 Bio-regionally based, autonomous trading associations.  BBATA bbata CPSE

.-7-3-The Covenant of the 99 

 getting on a Green Party committee 

"creatng a new economy as if the old one doesn't matter

7-2   BEATRX   BEATRx 

2023 SONGLIST

I make mistakes.

that's why I'm not a professional

Got a New Idea to work with

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(Lyrics Prompt)

and first three words bpm         # Key

1  C#m     LAYLA   90 train

BLUEGRASS VERSION LOTS OF SOLOS, NO BORING ENDING verse solo verse solo 1 what will you do 2 I tried to give you 3 let’s make the best

 2   D         TABACCO ROAD by the Nashville Teens and John D Loudermilk who created the song 120 simple

  I was born in a trunk Mama died and my daddy got drunk  left me here to die alone
Let me hear two dying crows …
2 grew up in 3 gonna leave, get a job 4 Bring dynamite and a crane

 3   Eb    DON’T DREAM IT’S OVER  1986 Crowded House 4/4 130

1 There is freedom within 2 there’s a battle ahead 3 Now I'm towing my car 4 in the paper today 5 now I’m walking again 6 only shadows ahead

 4   Em       ACE  OF SPADES   MOTORHEAD    I do a slower version. More like “Coals” version. Hail Lemmy.   80's 150

 1 If you like to gamble (the pleasure / I don’t) 2 playing for the high one, dicin’ (seven or 11 / double up or)   3 Pushing up the ante   (I see it in your eye    the only one you see)    

 

 5   E          DON’T LOOK NOW   CREEDENCE     1969 a lesser -known 

         album cut. 4/4 130      138 kicks it

 1 who’ll take the coal from the mine, who'll take the salt from the mines who'll take a leaf       2 who’ll work the field  who'll put his back to the plough who'll take the mountain (DON’T LOOK NOW SOMEONES DONE YOUR STARVIN’) solo repeat chorus 3 repeat don’t look now  4 who'll make the shoes for your feet? who'll make the clothers you wear?  who'll take the promise that you don't have to keep

dont look now it aint you or me         5   SOLo    6  who’ll take the coal from the mine wholl take the salt from the eearth?  who'll take the promise that you don't have to keep?

 6    F           ROCKABILLY HALL OF FAME   B side band. The Rockabilly Hall of Fame has yet to embrace this song. I give it a more danceable beat     130 simple

1 found ourselves this cool    won't believe the folks we saw 2 poster hung up on the wall perkins vincent had a ball  Johnny Cash and Elvis too  3 Marty Robbins made us dance Elvis put us in a trance that night   won't forget the sights we saw all those rockers yelled for more

 7    G            MOTHER OF A MINERS CHILD   GORDON LIGHTFOOT   very nice song. I give it a harsh beat which brings out the lyrics better, I think.     138

1 she is my flower (waits for me beside the kitchen door) 2 She is my light (wash away the coal dust from my face) 3 SOLO    4 When the night shifts done (and the promise I made to carry on) 4 sometimes I smile  in the cage where the cables softly hum I'd curse that old straw boss to the bone but the mother of a miners child is waiting for her paycheck to come home come saturday (he is just a miners boy, I hope that he will find a better way

 8   

Ab or A      SHUT DOWN SHUT DOWN    BEACH BOYS  60’s 

tach it up tach it up 1 it happened on the strip 2 declinin numbers    (super stock Dodge is )  3 pedals to the floor hear his dual quads rake

 

  9   A to Bb  HEY LITTLE COBRA 1963 140 simple The Rip Chords. Great key change third verse 1 

I took my Cobra 2 when the flag went down 3 around the far turn in the striaghtaway

10  C       New York is a lonely town Trade Winds   The last surf song to reach the top ten. 1965 

 130 simp   138 SEEMS BETTER

1 my folks moved to New York 2 from central park to Pasadena’s such a long way

11   C#       THE WORKIN’ MAN  lesser known album cut from Creedence Clearwater Revival 1 well I was born on a Sunday 2 mama said 3 solo I AINT NEVER BEEN IN TROUBLE 4 whatever you say lord ADD SOLOS AS NEEDED 5 don’t take me on friday

12  D          I ONLY WANT TO BE WITH YOU original by Dusty Springfield. Loved it but it needed a new beat and Volbeat gave it the metal/rockabilly treatment 

1 I don’t know what it is that makes me love you so 2 it doesn’t really matter what 3  now listen honey I just want to be beside you everywhere as long as were together honey I dont care cuz you started something can't you see ever since we met youve had a hold on me no matter what you do

13     Em     DRINKIN’ GASOLINE   THE BABOONS  2012 Rockabilly  90 Train beat or 140

1  Well I'm driving down the road in my Cadillac Travelling lies me by a road turning black
Drinking gasoline is a whole lotta do Drinking gasoline to get over you
We were doing swell with a short way to hell on the hill
2   Well I met you in the desert at Sabriskey point
 
3 Well I drove ten thousand miles away from home
See no trap in jail, but ain't no desert spawn (solo) 4 Engine started smoking and wings on fire
Big wheels started shaking and I lost a tyre

14   Em7       HURT YOU FIRST   NIIA   pop song from a couple years ago I try to make it a Power Station style   simp 130

1 you’re too good for me 2 are you guilty is there a secret 3 gonna make you  cry gonna say goodbye  it'll be nice4 I’m gonna I’m gonna hurt you first youll be the one the only one thats a cryin'

15   E         COMING UP  Paul McCartney  super optimistic song PUNK 4/4

1- you want a love 2 you want a friend 3 you want some peace and understanding  so everyone can be free 4 you want a better kind of future one that everyone can share

16  G   JENNY ARE YOU GAY? HILLBILLY MOON EXPLOSION  From 2010. R'BILLY 110 

1 jenny are you gay 2 jenny r u gay you got a real cool shirt 3 I didn’t see you at the ball game.4 I saw you dancing techno

17    G         CRY BABY CRY    BEATLES   built for metal. SIMP 140

1 The king of Marigold was in the kitchen 2 the king was in the garden 3 the duchess of Kirkaldy 4 at twelve o clock a meeting for a seance

18    Am      MY LOVE FOREVERMORE   HILLBILLY MOON EXPLOSION 150 BPM

1 I’d like to pack this in 2 oh the river is cold and black 3   SOLO  4 don’t lose your step 5  SOLO   6 we’ll stay at home listen to a record and watch the candle burn

19     A           RED CLAY HALO   VARIOUS ARTISTS   130 simple

1 well the girls all dance 2 it’s under my nails CHORUS 3 now it’s mud in the spring  dust in the summer 4 solo chorus 5  now Jordans banks are red and muddy

20    Bb      WALK LIKE A MAN    FOUR SEASONS  1963  How about sing like a man? 100 BPM

1 oh how your tried 2 bye bye baby

21   C        HILLBILLY HIGHWAY   Steve Earle song. I do a version reminiscent of the Road Hammers  INTRO SOLO "ON AND ON AND ON" THEN QUIET   90 TRAIN

1 my grandaddy was a miner 2 he worked and saved his money so that one day he might send

 3 granddaddy rolled over in his grave

22      D     CHANGES OF LATTITUDE     JIMMY BUFFETT 1 I took off  visions of good times that brought so much pleasure(I didn’t ponder) 2 reading departure signs in some big airport  (if it suddenly) 3 I think about Paris I WISH I could jump on a plane(oh yesterdays over my shoulder)

23    D     SKINHEAD LOVE AFFAIR   “she stole a shirt I went to court”  1 I met her at a ballroom gig (I bought her lotta drinks that night) 2 I took her down to Last Resort (I thought about her every day) 3 on the day that I got out, ( I got down on bended knee) 

24    F   I KNOW YOU     F        I KNOW YOU Dave Clark 5   British invasion inspired by rockabilly and I use surf beat 140      1 I know you don’t  2 I’m a fool believe me

25  F   LOVIN  YOU

26    F#   REDNECK WOMAN  a very mean spirited parody  could be offensive to some 

Redneck Woman (Reality Remix)  [Verse 1] Well, I done never, Read words that's typed I don't like to solve problems with my words I'd rather get drunk and fight Whammy on my Grandma Or my little one Or a random passerby My boyfriend takes good care of me

And gave me these black eyes No, I ain't got no degree And I can't even rhyme Got my ‘leven kids with me And not one dad in sight Since I'm a redneck woman, never been to a mall
Just the product of the incest From my sister and my Pa And I keep them engine car parts On my front yard all year long Not that you can see 'em Since my lawn's so overgrown Callin' all you white-trash skanks In Confederate Country Get your hands off my man, bitch!
Or you got to deal with me! Cuz I'm tough Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)

2] It's ain't no secret That my stuff's real prime Get ma number offa that bathroom stall Call me for a good time
That's a real number wrote it myself So I's can find a good man No, there's no such thing as a Sothern fag 'Cuz they've all dug my clam
You might think I'm nasty And you might call me poor But in my mind and in my heart (Offscreen): You're just a backwoods whore! Hey!
 I'm a redneck woman And you stay off my land My Grampy stole it fair and square From that American Injun Stan And my family's been residing here For over a hundred years And we don't want our country filled with Immigrants and queers So here to all out here screamin' loud" The South will rise again" Let me get a big hell yeah From a  southern minute man    Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)

[Verse 3] So I'm a redneck woman that's all I am Proud to be from the USA The place that brought you spam
And I go to church on Sundays Cuz I'm a god-fearin woman The preacher uses all big words
That I don't understand So here's to all the people That never cross that county line

Let's stay home in our shit towns Until the end of time Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)

27    G   MARY LOU

COMPLETE LYRICS FOR SONGS 1-28 ARE IN THE BLOGPOST    BEATRX SONGLIST

 18  MY LOVE FOREVER MORE

·         MY LOVE FOREVERMORE   

80’s 150?

HILLBILLY MOON EXPLOSION drumbeat youtube

>>>Drum beat 120 BPM funk rock

So this song has a male and female part so I have to sing both. Therefore if you know this song you are  welcome to sing the female part.

1   Am   I'd like to pack this in, C   and take you to the stars E  we’ll eat at fancy restaurants anAmd drive in fancy cars

AmWe tried our luck, we made a buck,C so lean back have some fun. Oh yes my love but first just this ine last one

F We stood on a cliff on a Cstarless night I held your hand in myAm mine... so stand by me wCith all your heart, I need you by Ammy side

2     Oh, the river is cold and black  and the bottom is a long way down

another one going underground Why can't we cut the ropes and let that poor fool go..

Don't go getting weak on me not when I need you so  F  C  E Am F  C E  Am     F We stood on a cliff in a starless night I held your hand in my mine...so stand by me with all your heart, I need you by my side       

   3     Dont lose your step, now we're almost there go wash Your face, and comb your hair

So trust me now, believe in me  forever more your love, you have pledged to me.We stood on a cliff in a starless night I held your hand in my mine...        so stand by me with all your heart, I need you by my side

 4 We'll stay at home and C  call this day our own, listen to a record and watch a candle burn I'm feeling kind of drowsy there's blood on the floor. And when I'm gone you still will have my love forevermore

 

 19             19 WALK LIKE A MAN

still noit certain of that chorus

   GROOVE BEAT!!!

1 OH HOW YOU tried, to cut me down to si-yize

2   Bye Bye baby

1  Oh how you tried to cut me down to size Tellin' dirty lies to my friends
But my own father said give her up, don't bother The world isn't comin' to an end
(He said) Walk like a man, talk like a man Walk like a man my son
No woman's worth crawlin' on the earthSo walk like a man, my sonOh, walk, walk, walk, walk
2  Oh Bye bye baby, I don't-a mean maybe Gonna get along somehow
Soon you'll be cryin' on account of all your lyin' Oh yeah, just look who's laughin' now
(I'm gonna) Walk like a man, fast as I can Walk like a man from you
I'll tell the world forget about it, girl And walk like a man from you

20 HILLBILLY HIGHWAY

HILLBILLY  HIGHWAY HILLBILLY HIGHWAY  Steve Earle

Simp 130

My granddaddy was a miner, but he finally saw the light 
He didn't have much, just a beat-up truck and a dream about a better life 
Grand mama cried when she waved goodbye, never heard such a lonesome sound 
Pretty soon the dirt road turned into blacktop, Detroit City bound 
Down that hillbilly highway 
On that hillbilly highway That old hillbilly highway Goes on and on

Now he worked and saved his money so that one day he might send 
My old man off to college, to use his brains and not his hands 
Grand mama cried when she waved goodbye, never heard such a lonesome sound 
But daddy had himself a good job in Houston, one more rollin' down

that old hillbilly highway That old hillbilly highway That old hillbilly highway Goes on and on 
On and on, on and on Here it goes

Granddaddy rolled over in his grave the day that I quit school 
I just sat around the house playin' my guitar, Daddy said I was a fool 
My mama cried when I said goodbye, I never heard such a lonesome sound 
Now I'm standin' on this highway and if you're going my way 
You know where I'm bound

Bound that hillbilly highway On that hillbilly highway 
That old hillbilly highway Goes on and on 
Hmm, yeah that's the road I'm on it

21   CHANGES IN LATITUDES 130

Intro:  G   D   A   G D

120 BPM

                     I took off for a weekend last month  Just to try and recall the     whole year    All of the faces and all of the places

    Wonderin' where they all disappeared

Bm                  F#m

I didn't ponder the question too long    I was hungry and went out for a bite

    G                  D

Ran into a chum with a bottle of rum and we wound up drinkin' all night

                G                                           D  It's these changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes

              Nothing remains quite the same

         G                  With all of our running and all of our cunning    if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane

 

Reading departure signs in some big airport

 Reminds me of the places I've been

Visions of good times that brought so much pleasure

Makes me want to go back again

If it suddenly ended tomorrow I could somehow adjust to the fall      Good times and riches and son of a b**ches I've seen more than I can recall

Chorus:

   These changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes Nothing remains quite the same

     Through all of the islands and all of the highlands If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane

 

I think about Paris when I'm high on red wine

I wish I could jump on a plane So many nights I just dream of the ocean God I wish I was sailin' again

Oh, yesterday's over my shoulder So I can't look back for too long

There's just too much to see waiting in front of me

And I know that I just can't go wrong

     With these changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes

     Nothing remains quite the same     With all of my running and all of my cunning

    If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane

   If we couldn't laugh just would go insane

        A                       F     C    G    D   A   D

 

22  skinhead love affair

SKINHEAD LOVE AFFAIR  80’s 150 works real good

 

 I met her at a ballroom gig she said my braces were to big i said "i like your 2tone clothes" she said "I like you're broken nose" i bought her alot of drinks that night she bought me nothing but a fight she said i wasnt mister right its over its over its over it was a skinhead love affair you know a skinhead love affair

 

i took her down the last resort she stole a shirt,I went to court she said she'd always stand by me even when i did D.C

 i thought about her everyday like lovers do when they're away she never came to visit me its over its over its over it was a skinhead love affair you know a skinhead liove affair

 

on the day that I got out my skinhead girl she werent about she got herself a soul girl perm joined

 the Canvey Island Firm i got down on bended knee

and asked her if she'd marry me she said "SKINHEAD CANT YOU SEE?" its over its over its over it was a skinhead love affair you know a skinhead love affair just a skinhead in love just a skinhead in love a skinhead,a skinhead, a skinhead in love im just a skinhead in love (repeat to end)

 

 

23 BAD TO ME

E   E/D# C#m

If you ever leave me, I'd be sad and blue
G#m                         F#m              Gaug
Don't you ever leave me, I'm so in love with you 
    E            G#m         C#m
The birds in the sky would be sad and lonely
        E         G#m      C#m
If they knew that I lost my one and only,
          A             B7     E   G#m  B7
They'd be sad if you're bad to me
 
    E             G#m           C#m
The leaves on the trees would be softly sighin'
        E              G#m            C#m
If they heard from the breeze that you left me crying,
          A             B7     E    N.C.
They'd be sad, don't be bad to me
 
               A                         B7
But I know you won't leave me 'cause you told me so,
E                    C#7
I've no intention of letting you go,
A                   B7               F#m             Gaug
Just as long as you let me know, you won't be bad to me 
       E            G#m         C#m
So the birds in the sky won't be sad and lonely
            E         G#m     C#m
'Cause they know that I got my one and only
           A               B7     Bm     C#7
They'll be glad you're not bad to me
 
           F#m             B7     E   G#m   F#m   B7
They'll be glad you're not bad to me
   E   G#m   F#m   B7
To me
   E   G#m   F#m   B7
To me

 

 

26   REDNECK WOMAN

[Verse 1]
Well, I've done never
Read words that's typed
I don't like to solve problems with my words
I'd rather get drunk and fight
Whammy on my Grandma Or my littlelest
Or just random passerby
My boyfriend takes good care of me
And gave me these black eyes
No, I ain't got no degree
And I can't even write
Got my eleven kids with me
And not one dad in sight[Chorus]

Since I'm a redneck wI've never been to a mall
Just the product of the incest From my sister and my Pa
And I keep them engine car parts On my front yard all year long
Not that you can see 'em Since my lawn's so overgrown
Callin' all you white-trash skanks In Confederate Country
Get your hands off my man, bitch!Or you got to deal with me! 'Cuz I'm tough
Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)
Verse 2
It's ain't no secret That my stuff's real prime
Get the number off that bathroom stall Call me for a good time
That's a real number
From myself So I's can find a good man
No, there's no such thing as a Sothern fag 'Cuz they've all dug my clam
You might think I'm nasty  And you might call me poor
But in my mind and in my heart
(Offscreen): You're just a backwoods whore!
Hey! im a redneck woman  And you stay off my land

My Grampy stole it fair and square
From that American Injun band
And my family's been residing here For over a hundred years
And we don't want our country filled with Immigrants and queers
So here to all out here screamin' loud "The South will rise again"
Let me get a big hell yeah From an one minute southern man
Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)
[Verse 3]So I'm a redneck woman And that's all I am
Proud to be from the USA
The place that brought you spam
And I go to church on Sundays Cuz I'm a god-fearin woman
The preacher uses all big words That I don't understand
So here's to all the people That never cross that county line
Let's stay home in our shit towns
Until the end of time Hell Yeah! (Hell Yeah!)  

   27   MARY LOU

My roommate Don Francois grew up on a farm.. I grew up without a single pet, cat or dog. So one day I mentioned it might be fun to have a cat and he said the barn cat just had some kittens. We went to his parents farm and here wee 5 kittens just over a month old. Some ordinary colored cats and this guy. Distinctly different than the others I said I'd be willing to adopt this one but it was the one Dons mother wanted to keep. An aggresive player, we were drawn to each other and his mother relented. "Boy or girl?" and I was told "pretty sure it's a male." I named him Roger after my favorite ball player, Roger Maris. In the hallway of the flophouse Don and I were living at, I would throw a small bouncy ball Roger would chase as it ricocheted in every direction. I couldn't have asked for a more loving playful pet. I would take her to friends' house when I visited. Finally it came time to get Roger fixed and the vet said that he had transitioned to female.. So rough and tumble Roger became the ferocious, razor-clawed Mary Lou. At two years old we moved from Connecticut to Arizona. I walked her on a leash at an RV park in Indiana and we walked around a small pond at a rest stop in Kansas and nearly lost her in a cornfield in Nebraska. Our most memorable moment was spending the afternoon at Shiprock New Mexico. Unleashed there were no plants and I could see her easily. Then we packed in in and headed for Tucson. I lived at a friends for a couple weeks waiting for my roommates to arrive. Mary Lou had gotten a case of mange and had to fight with other cats while living under a Pontiac Tempest not to mention a totally insane neighbor dog that would get loose occasionally. Finally we settled in at 5801 Swinging A on the far west side and she became desert kitty.

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28 SHUT DOWN

Tach it up, tach it up, buddy gonna shut you down

It happened on the strip where the road is wide

Two cool sharks standing side-by-side  (Ya)

My fuel-injected stingray and a 413 We're revin' up our engines and it sounds real mean

Tach it up, tach it up, buddy gonna shut you down

2    Declinin' numbers at an even rateAt the count of one we both accelerate

My Stingray is light, my slicks are starting to spin

and the 413's really diggin' in Gotta be cool now, power shift here we go

Super stock Dodge is winding out in low but

My fuel-injected Stingray's really startin' to go

To get the traction I'm ridin' my clutch

My pressure plate's burnin' that machine's too much

 (Saxophone/Guitar Solo)

Pedals to the floor, hear his dual quads drink

And now the 413's lead is startin' to shrink

He's hot with ram induction, but it's understood

I got a fuel-injected engine sittin' under my hood

Shut it off, shut it off, buddy now I shut you down

           

30  THIS KISS  E F#Faith Hill - This kiss 

 

 ^B I don't want another ^G#mheartbreak, I don't^Aneed another turn to^F#mcry, no

^B  I don't want to learn the ^G#mhard way, Baby ^Ahello, oh ^F#mno, goodbye,^B  but you got me like a ^G#mrocket,shooting ^Astraight across the ^Asky,E          (G# bassit's the way you love me,^A  it's a ^Bfeeling like this,E          (G# bass)it's centrifugal motion,^A  it's per^Bpetual bliss,E           (G# bass it's that pivotal moment,^A  It's ah, im^BpossibleE     (G# bass)   A     C#m   B

  this kiss, this kiss,    unstoppableE      (G# bass)  A     C#m  B  this kiss, this kiss^B 

Ci

cnderella said to ^G#mSnow White  How does ^Alove get so off ^F#mcourse, oh ^B  All I wanted was a ^G#mwhite knight With a ^Agood heart, soft touch, ^F#mfast horse ^B  Ride me off into the ^G#msunset Baby, ^AI'm forever ^Ayours,

E          (G# bass)

  it's the way you love me, ^A  it's a ^Bfeeling like this,E         (G# bass)

  it's centrifugal motion, ^A  it's per^Bpetual bliss,E           (G# bass) it's that pivotal moment,

^A  It's ah, un^Bthinkable E      (G# bass)  A     C#m   this kiss, this kiss,    unsinkable

E      (G#m bass) A     C#m  B this kiss, this kiss

^C  You can kiss me in the ^Am7moonlight on the ^Drooftop under the ^Gsky, oh

^C  You can kiss me with the ^Am7windows ope  while the ^Drain comes pouring in^Gside, oh

^C  Kiss me in ^Am7sweet slow motion^DLet's let everything ^Gslide, ^Esus4  You got me floating you ^Bgot me flying,

F#          (A# bass  it's that pivotal moment ^B  it's ah ^C#subliminal F#     (A# bass)  B     D#m    C# This kiss, this kiss    It's criminal... F#     (A# bass)  B     D#m    C#This kiss, this kiss F#         (A# bass)       B    D#m   C#

  it's the way you love me babyF#         (A# bass)       B    D#m   C#

  it's the way you love me darlin'

 

 

F#         (A# bass)

  It's the way you love me ^B  it's a ^C#feeling like this  F#         (A# bass)it's centrifugal motion ^B  it's pe^C#rpetual blissF#         (A# bass) it's that pivotal moment^B  it's ah ^D#m sub^C#liminal                        F#     (A# bass)  B     D#m   C# This kiss, this kiss,  It's criminal...  F#     (A# bass)  B This kiss, this kiss ^F#  it's the way you love me ^Bbaby ^F#  it's the way you love me ^BdarliN

34   SUNNY AFTERNOON

GROOOVE BEAT    120

Dm|The taxman's taken all my dough,     C and left me in my stately home,

A      A/G  A/F   A/E  Dmlazin' on a sunny afternoon.

            CAnd I can't sail my yacht F          C he's taken everything I've got.

 All I've got's this sunny afternoon.

Chorus:D                                   G7

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze,

           C7                           F   A7

I've got a big fat mama tryin' to break me.

      Dm              G7

And I love to live so pleasantly, Dm                G7   C7 Live this life of luxury,

F           A7         Dm

lazin' on a sunny afternoon,                In the summertime.. 

                       In the summertime,  in the summertime..

  Dm                   C

2  My girlfriend's run off with my car, And gone back to her ma and pa.

Tellin' tales of drunkenness and cruelty. C Now I'm sittin' here, F             C Sippin' at my ice-cooled beer,            All I've got's this sunny afternoon.

 Help me, help me, help me sail away,or give me two good reasons why I oughta stay 

Dm       G7  Cuz I love to live so pleasantly, Live this life of luxury,

F           A7         Dm  lazin' on a sunny afternoon,              

                       In the summertime,  in the summertime..   Dm                   

D                                   G7

Save me, save me, save me from this squeeze, C7                           F   A7  I've got a big fat mama tryin' to break me And I love to live so pleasantly, Live this life of luxury,

F           A7         Dm  lazin' on a sunny afternoon

HOW DOES IT END

36   TAPESTRY

  E               B7          E              B7
My life has been a tapestry of rich and royal hue,
   E           B7            E            B7
an everlasting vision of the everchanging view,
  F#m7           B        A                B
a wondrous woven magic in bits of blue and gold,
  Amaj7       G#m7            F#m         B7
a tapestry to feel and see, impossible to hold.
 
Emaj7         B9          Emaj7          B9
Once amid the soft silver sadness in the sky
      E             B9         E               B7
there came a man of fortune, a drifter passing by
   F#m7            B                A                  B
he wore a torn and tattered cloth around his leathered hide
      Amaj7        G#m7           F#m             B7       F#m7 B7
and a coat of many colors, yellow-green on either side.
 
   G                 D7sus  D7     Gmaj7        D7
He moved with some uncertainty, as if he didn't know
G                D7sus D7      Gmaj7             D7
just what he was there for, or where he ought to go
B                   Gb7              Abm7           B
once he reached for something golden hanging from a tree
        Emaj7               Gb
and his hand came down - empty.
 
E              B7         E              B7
Soon within my tapestry along the rutted road
   E             B7             E             B7
he sat down on a river rock and turned into a toad,
   F#m7               B           A                B
it seemed that he had fallen into someone's wicked spell,
      Amaj7           G#m7             F#m             B7
and I wept to see him suffer, though I didn't know him well.
 
F               C7            F          C7
As I watched in sorrow, there suddenly appeared
  F               C7        F               C7
a figure gray and ghostly beneath a flowing beard
   Gm7              C              Bb                  C
in times of deepest darkness, I've seen him dressed in black
       Bbmaj7        Am7            Gm              C7
now my tapestry's unravelling; he's come to take me back,
     Gm7             D9sus  Dm7/4
he's come to take me back.
 
F    C7    F    C7    F.
 
D9sus = x00553
Dm7/4 = x00011

38  TOMBSTONE SHADOW

TOMBSTONE SHADOW  G1  D5

Groove  beat  lots of solos

TOMBSTONE SHADOW  stretchin' across my path.
Tombstone shadow, stretchin' across my path.
Ev'ry time I get some good news, ooh,There's a shadow on my back

.2Saw the gypsy man, 'way down in san berdoo. Said, I saw the gypsy man, 'way down in san berdoo. Five dollars on the table, ooh,  Keep me 'way from my tomb.
3 BRIDGE OR WHATEVER IT IS Said I got thirteen months of bad luck,
Bound to be some pain. Don't you do no trav'lin', Fly in no machines.
Tombstone shadow, stretchin' across my path. Every time I get some good news, ooh,There's a shadow on my back.

4  The man gave me a luck charm, cost five dollars more,
Said, "put some on your pillow, and put some on your door."

He said, "take a long vacation, ooh, For thirteen months or more."
Oh, lord!      5  Tombstone shadow, stretchin' across my path.
Tombstone shadow, stretchin' across my path. Every time I get some good news, ooh,

There's a shadow on my back.Oh, oh, lord!Oh, lord!

39   DARK DREAM

VOICE RECORDER 5/22/18 PRACTICE THE BASS PARTS WITH THIS AND RECORD ON PHONE WHEN IT WORKS

 1 THERE was a girl I could have loved but no I left for space

There is IS A NAME FOR WHAT i DO YOU KNOW i CAN NEVER BE TRUE

gIGOLO YES i'M HEADED FOR FAME BUT NOW i WISH i KNEW YOUR NAME

2   SINCE IVE BEEN ALL AROUND THE WORLD NOTHING LEFT TO SEE  MILLIONS OF PLANETS MOONS AND BARS LOTS OF GIRLS TO MEET

iVE BEEN TO vENUS BEEN TO mARS ive even been to the black hole zoo

I've crossed a million mile void just to be here tonight with you

REMEMBER Eb E Bb E

 

3 added sedative effect measures lose their meaning sleep wins and then I start to dream

1  I was walking through the night when i heard something call was it a deathly scream of fright or was it nothing at all

2  So up the path i went f and now I know what it meant a new shipment had come by rail

 3  There I was in a strange place I had no voice at all I couldn’t see very far in front of me    4 Connecting parts  control of them now they rule themselves

1       Electric beam bring had to life then it moves a way fight another world war our only human function

   40 WHEN SHE SEES ME SEE 

PELICAN BOOK FOR LYRICS

1 WHEN I FIND

2-WHEN … THERE’S NO LOVE

3/4-SOLOS

5AND THEN SOMETIMES I COME HOME AT NOON

6       IN HER PRIVATE MOMENTS I DON’T SHAKE HER

  

-7-3-    JOHNNY HUCKSTER  ROAD CAKES

            From the Druddité Ranger cookbook.

                It’s the Apocalypse, right?  You're rummaging through someone's kitchen in order to find ingredients to make Greencakes.  "Got no milk" the citizen states to Johnnys first question. "Got sour cream and plain yogurt, though."

                Johnny Huckster found a large bowl and fork. He grabbed the sour cream, yogurt and a pint of fancy Italian Egg Whites. Normally, someone has some eggs, always seems to be layin' hens somewhere. This wasn't the case. "Snap to it old man, whatcha got for flour?"

                "Well, ma wife got that there organic oatmeal flour.” He said nervously pulling it out from behind the cereal. “I got some newfangled mix from ma daughter for Father's Day. Here it is, Dancing Deer Baking Company Pumpkin Spice mix.” Johnny grabbed some sea salt and began mixing it all together.

                “Don’t mean to be harsh pops, but there’s a crowd building outside.” Grandpa Gallup pulled back the kitchen curtains and saw a small crowd gathering around Johnny Hucksters truck.

                "Here Pops, you stir, we need to adjust the mix, ya got any sugar?" said Johnny rifling through the cabinets pulling out grapefruit fiber, brewers yeast and very green vegetable protein powder. "Got any liquid sugar" the mix was getting a little thick.

                "Got nothin' sweet there, lad. Don't got the urge no more." Johnny was getting on his nerves. " I hope that is not a menacing look young man. You better not be glowering at me."

                "You want to eat, you will help, instead of hinder. You have sugar somewhere, you must!" The old man walked to the empty cookie jar and from behind it pulled out a pint of maple syrup that he had survived on the last 5 days. 

                "Maple Pumpkin Greencakes, virtually unsweetened." Johnny added. "I just sold all my grease to the Biofuel Center, what have you got", he said gruffly.

                "Only olive oil, my wife read in Readers Digest that………..  " Johnny grabbed the bottle and went back outside and over  to the grill in his truck. He placed it all on a table he had set up and spooned out 30 pancakes. On high to get it going, let's say 300 degrees and then keep it at 250 and with this low temp you can attend to chores as you cook.  A series of frightening tornadoes destroyed power grids in the entire area and it had been three weeks since stoves and refrigerators have worked in this particular location. Grandpa Gallup had a freezing unit he was able to keep going with self-generated fuel. People had reverted to ice boxes of different sorts to keep food viable. Hence the sour cream and plain yogurt and foods that tend not to spoil were still available.  The Greencakes he was cooking should survive sealed for three weeks.  

                The old man had finally gotten to the truck. More people had smelled the cooking and came over. "God bless you, Johnny Huckster" said the old man as he bit into a Greencakes. The last solid food he had was 5 days ago. "Oatmeal flakes don't fill ya up, ya know?"

                "Eat 'em as they are folks, barely sweetened Pumpkin Maple Greencakes." He said as he began making another 30. Then he remembered the other ingredients to put in his recipe diary. Originally he soaked sunflower seeds and oatmeal in water before adding to the mix he noted on the laptop. His solar truck had charged batteries in reserve that were converted for minor electrical use.

         As the next 30 greencakes came off, someone had brought milk and sugar and another person had organic pancake mix and he whipped up another bowl and was soon sloppin' that on the griddle he ran off a solar charged battery. After three weeks, many were waiting for a delivery of propane for their emergency generators. The rumor was that the whole country is experiencing a fuel shortage. Republican budget cuts have cut FEMA and other sources. The Red Cross is overwhelmed with victims of the volcano and is not available to help.

                In 2024 the Johnny Huxter concept was launched. That was the name all the drivers used and the commercial catch phrase was, 'MOM! Johnny Huxter is here' . H is The Fruit Man, the Shaklee salesman and the organic veggie dog vendor all rolled into one. Setting up wherever they wanted to without permits, they would point to a poster on the inside of the truck that said, "The First Amendment is my permit!", if confronted by Johnny Law.    

RECIPE #2

Johnny drives off after feeding as many people as possible then he was off to the next abandoned home or neighborhood. Nothing was to be bought.  He found a home that wasn’t destroyed in the 250 MPH tornadic winds of Hurricane Joey and found a way in.  With the electric off for three weeks, most of what they left in the fridge wasn’t very good. He found a really large Publix bisquit and an unopened container of half and half in the freezer that didn’t smell bad. The bacon grease seemed fine and there was about a half cup of sprouted wheat flour left in a bag so he took the ingredients to his huckstermobile and turned on the stove. Heat bacon grease gently and stir in flour and stir in as much flour as needed. Add water place on low and go check the cabinets. Bragg herbs and the Seminole seasoning was a classy selection . cans galore. Mushroom soup he hates mushrooms   but would seem to add bulk to  the biscuits and gravy. Back at the truck he strained the mushrooms out of the soup and added to the gravy then he soaked the biscuit in the mess and ate it. He added stuffing mess to the gravy for a bulky snack for later. other ingredients were Alligator Jacks alligator jerky that was only one year expired. Then add leftover stuffing peas and corn.

RECIPE #3

PROTEIN CUPCAKES

I enjoy making a shit ton of pancakes and using them for food at work for a week. Now I want to make something out of Protein Flour and Peanut Flour and Cocoa. Need to be firm for travel but soft to eat. Got some almond milk so the only dairy I’ll use is eggs. Avoiding sugar, I don’t need Twinkies, more like the survival cakes I’ve made before. I got some dried citrus peels and Google says they are packed with Vitamin C so let me get some soaking in something (1).

Soaking in a couple tablespoons of cold coffee and Oatmilk. Time to add the eggs and sugar.

 

ROAD CAKES    #4

An elusive recipe

 

RECIPE #5    THANKSGIVING EVENING MEAL

Like, fast all day, ya know.

Except for the cook who has to sample everything.

Have 20 tasting spoons ready

First, we cut up an onion. Oh did I tell you the circumstance?

On the run from radiation, I’ve found a recently abandoned home site.

As soon as the winds shifted, the family took off. They left the front door unlocked, presumably for officials checking on the where abouts of citizens. So anyways, there was still another two or three days that the radioactive cloud MIGHT head this way. This house was just out of view.

So of course, there were onions and two cast iron pans.  Cut up a large white onion. The electric was still on in this part of the county so I checked the fridge. There was like, shortening but it had a lump of I cant believe its not butter in it. So got the onions going with that.

There are some olives,  so we can run with that. Checked the pantry out in the garage. Some Food Bank spaghetti had all crusty white and brown things on it so I threw it out. There were only three boxes to use altogether out of 8 boxes. Shit can get into a spaghetti box. It looked like it came from an airborne fungus or something.

I like to cook spaghetti in herbs. Just pour on the dried herbs. I used two or three a lot, you’ll be draining it later so who cares. It hydrates the herbs some and some of it sticks to spaghetti. Lots of Italian seasoning, gavonne. “AHHHH.  WHAT ARE THESE LITTLE BLACK THINGS!!!  Oh yeh, fergot.

Meanwhile I added some orange sauce to the onions. Love orange sauce so glad they have some. Looking at the olives there was half a jar of whole green ones and two thirds a jar of diced ones with the pimentos.  A whole unopened can in the kitchen pantry!

So I drained the spaghetti, always save some of the water because I will continue to heat the spaghetti.  Any added water boils off leaving only flavor. Two half jars of expensive tomato sauce, I don’t recognize the name.  Pour the tomato sauce out and then I add a little water to what’s left of the tomato sauce and shake the remaining contents with the water and all. And remember the spaghetti is always as close to al dente as possible. You have to watch spaghetti. 7 minutes, not 14.

There was a large packet of taco sauce I added needing a bit more tomato sauce. It was barely enough. I had to add some more orange sauce and of course this is why we cook the onions in lard and a lot of “Shake Tasty” salty herb seasoning mix. Still a lot of goo so we scoop out about two thirds of the onions leaving behind the goo and the last third.  Cut the second onion up and throw it in the goo with the translucent flavorful older ones. The second onion gets cooked till they are just barely crunchy, THEN add some of this second onion to the spaghetti.

Did I forget an ingredient? Probably. lets get a sample and see what it tastes like. One half jar of sauce was marinara the other was a half can or roasted garlic. At the very end I add the Green and Black Olives (love that) and shut it off allowing moisture to seep into the Olives.. Most of the Busghetti was broken into two to three inch pieces so it’s much easier to eat I think.

Oh, look at this. Someone hid some Irish Butter in the back of the fridge! This inspires me to cut off a loaf and put it in the toaster. Delightful. I like the toast. It’s a nice loaf from Publix or something. Mmmm, something to make me hungry.

The taste test reveals wow.,. flavor galore. A tiny sting as an after taste. You see, I found a packet that said seasoning. Something that someone didn’t use the package was open already and I poured it out when I started the onions. Then I took a sample and realized I made a mistake. It seemed to be hotter than I liked. So I got a large spoon and scooped 80% of it out.  Reminds me to check everything.

When you’re pulling leftovers together for a recycled thanksgiving or you be making breakfast on the run, you still have to check every step of the way. Salt is another one that can ruin a meal. After a big dose of busghetti, go out side and do some manly activity or another. Lay some pavers or something.

For second breakfast I’ll be preparing hot dogs and beans. I found three cooked hot dogs with grill marks on them from a special cast iron pan. So I gently warm up the skillet and cut the hot dogs into the size I like them. Add orange sauce  on top of the dogs and add some greasy onion mix that is still cooking in the other cast iron pan.

Let the dogs singe a bit.  I wanted to add Black Beans which is my fave, but they had two kinds. Red Kidneys and some other one I didn’t look at the label close.  Actually, there was one pull tab can of black beans so I stowed it in my supply bag.  The other beans turned out to be refried beans. So, what would refried beans do to a Hot Dog and Beans recipe? Make it saucier, that’s what. Just two giant scoops, I’ll leave the rest of the refried  contents for something else.

Second breakfast can be the most important meal of the day. Hot Dogs and beans and onions got you going. Take out the snowmobile and raise hell somewhere while I prepare lunch. The last third of the onions and a good deal of the original grease in the round cast iron was turned on again. I added some liquid I don’t remember now. Just water? Put some baby carrots in with the onions  and got some liquid out of the can of Garbanzos zi opened du crème. This takes a while. I just cook it on low low as possible, so I can go outside and throw axes or something.

Oh, and whenever I can, I add some Key Lime Juice in many of these spontaneous meals. What a lucky find.  I keeps some in a cool bag … which reminds me… get my blue ice in the freezer while I can. I like to add Key Lime Juice to water and voila! No scurvy. Zoot alors!

So I do things like work on my Iconoclastic BEATRX Songlist. Writing a novel called Middlestone Avenue.  Actually, I write it out to describe a scene leaving room for interpretation by cartoonists and animators. Enough description so You get the picture. Take Bernie for a walk to the park to walk off lunch. We ran the neighborhood earlier. Trying to get in better shape.

Is it high fat I dwell on, not exzactly low calorie Orange Sauce?  I haven’t added any butter since the beginning with the onions. I used watered down tomato sauce to cook all the flavors together. I only used the Irish Butter for the opening toast. The hunger maker.  I used kidney bean sauce that was pretty thick as the watery stretcher. Use the whole can. Pour out watery bean stuff in a can and keep the creamy stuff. All helps with the added flavor of slow cooking. Hot dog and beans cooked over an hour on very low. Carrots and Garbanzos cooked for two hours on very low. Even the busghetti was slowly kept warm for a half an hour to let the flavors mingle.

So as the lumberjacks stroll in for lunch, I cook some cauliflower noodles or some shit. Someone pretending to eat healthy I guess but it’s just pasta. Some food bank tuna I found in the garage is still good. So mac salad with tuna and some Dukes Mayonnaise of course cools it down. Maybe add a smidge of Irish Butter. The Garbs and rots and yuns was already cooled off so we add them altogether.

Garbazos Carrots Macaroni Walnut Oil Shake Tasty Herb Mix Greasy Onions and Dukes Mayonnaise. Oh, and the diced Olives. There. Now you have a whole meal in a big bowl. A big lunch means a long hike to burn off some calories and some cannabis for the walk back.  Yoga in the mid afternoon. It’s Thanksgiving, a traditional day for anarchists to use leftovers and

So we have busghetti, carrots from the garbanzo mix and beans and dogs in a three section sealable container and that gets saved for later. Could be four or five days before I have to evacuate again.  That is going to make a hearty meal to go in a rush. The wind is going to change direction one of these days.

 

 

 

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• The Garden Green
• Fancy Plants Nursery:  free advice, expensive plants
• Bird Feed and Bird Feeders
• Survivalist Biscuit Meal---vacuum sealed  Greencakes
• Water Purification tablets
• Water and air testing equipment
• Rocks and Stones: Yule Logs
• SILVER  create our own currency- stamp our own silver coins- .3333silver is a 20 dollar coin
• Copper ---Dumpster Diving---#recycle everything
• Rare Bamboo
• New England Rainbow Sweet Corn
• Gator Jerky
• Quartz Products or raw stone
• Black and Green items for agrarian anarchy
• Black flowers: Hawaiian Ti Croton Black Velvet Petunia. Black Kush, black Leopard.
• Johnnie Huckster reminds us of the fruit peddler of yore…..but different.  
• DRUMS   USED CYMBALS, PERCUSSION INSTRUMENTS. Simple  folk  instruments
• Perennial Teosinte seeds and annual teosinte-can birds eat them /// oil content?
• Marijuana Seeds/Hemp seeds for cellulose production
• Organic nuts and shit. Like cassava flour,  kava kava, root vegatables protein flour.
• Pineapples
• Local Eggs
• John Thegardengreen     educational zone 8-10  education
•   "hey mom," he said shouting, " Johnny Huckster’s here and Mr Haney is with him."
• FANCY PLANTS NURSERY   "Free advice and Expensive Plants"
• Johnny Huckster Demon Catching box   ***new item
• Bacon Grease with flavor bits

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