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Friday, January 28, 2022

SECTION SIX ANCIENT GARDEN

 

 SECTION SIX 

ANCIENT GARDEN

ADDED TO COMPENDIUM 

AUGUST 2022

LOTS OF REPLICATION. PUTTING THIS TO WORD DOCUMENT THEN TRANSFERInG TO COMPENDIUIM


-6-1-THE GARDEN GREEN

-6-2- PLANT INVENTORY 


 -6-3-  WILDLIFE VALUE OF OUR PLANTS UU ATRIUMENT (ipm) LRJ  

-6-4-      RUMINATE    

-6-9-    RIVER RAT

-6-10-    WEEDS OR WILDFLOWERS?

-6-11-   FAVORITE QUOTES HISTORY OF THE PAGANS

-6-12-    PAGAN MILLENIUM / THE PEOPLE OF THE SHORT CORN

-6-13-    THIS IS THE FOLK MAGIC




 

 

                   by   Mr. Phyllode Pinnate RFD

section six 

article one

THE GARDEN GREEN 

THIS IS MY RESUME

Do you know what is spectacularly unique about this plant?

 

Bok Choy, Kale and Spinach seem to be the easiest for me to grow.  Brown Peppers and Purple Carrots not so much. 

Honestly, I'm not a gardener or a landscaper. I consider myself a habitat gardener, and will admit that I don't have a green thumb overall. 

BROccoli Black Thumb. Out there in the gardening world, habitat gardeners are not considered real gardeners. People who use annuals along with a hackneyed, static, biotic dead zone of a landscape concept, can't be considered gardeners either. It's a design for the throwaway culture.

 

 

THIS IS MY RESUME  

MY EARTH CAREER BEGAN IN 1980 IN TUCSON ARIZONA

1980 with LARRYS JANITORIAL   He wanted me to get on a career path and got me some work outside the restaurant we cleaned, moving six Barrel Cactus as my first job. "Remember they lean into the Sun." When he laid me off, I parleyed that minimal experience into a job with ...

 

1981    CASA VERDE LANDSCAPE   much to my surprise they had all the fancy accounts in town.  The new office buildings with lots of glass and fancy elevators. All new machines with Casa Verde and an enthusiastic crew of potheads that knew what they were doing.  It was agreed I would focus on plants n shit, and they would mow.  At the very first job I was told to rake the sand in a certain pattern in a 100-foot Zen Garden. Right in the middle was a 75-foot-tall Deodar Cedar. Probably the most beautiful tree I've EVER seen before or since, and I groomed it up cutting excessive branches and raking dead needles, so it looked nice and clean at the bottom. Then made the rake lines so it looked like a Zen Garden. I looked forward to this every week and have been in love with Deodar since. There are only four true Cedars in the world.

When I went to Connecticut in 1984 and I worked in the garden center,  Cedrus Atlantica was getting very popular. Then there's the Lebanon Cedar and one other I can't recall. 

               not the same tree. this Deodar Cedar needs a prune on the right side
         When he got the Park Mall account he told me, "I got the perfect job for you." Amazing place with beautiful street trees and a complex irrigation system with 528 heads. I learned irrigation and endurance. There was a bunch of Pyracantha hedges in the parking lot I had to keep precise. Every one of them had a different shape or style to it because the cement curb islands were all different shapes. So I parlayed THAT experience into an application at a work for rent job at

 a 40-acre horse ranch. 

1981-84    We lived in a converted tack room. There were six unfenced dogs guarding the property and nothing between us and Gammons Gulch, 45 miles away as the crow flies over the mountain.  See original oil painting below of our view in the morning. 


As the Buzzard flies,     
gammons gulch to tucson miles - Search (bing.com) This was a work-for-rent, full on, caretaker situation. More gardening good 'ol days. Wearing overalls every day for 40 hours as indoor/outdoor plant guy at the original mall in Tucson and a co-caretaker of the last house on Broadway. Bordering the 9-acre Sahuaro East Monument, and a 170,000-acre section of the Coronado National Forest it was a complete desert experience.. 

Then the boss lost the account at the mall by an unscrupulous head of maintenance, and I went to work for ...  

SCHOMBERT ELECTRIC 83/84   A great set of experiences I really needed. I'm not a fixup guy, you know, not real handy with tools ever, but I was running miles of wire through new condos and updating the wiring in a male dorm in the middle of a Tucson summer with only fans to keep us cool.  Average daily high temperature 104. 

APRIL 1984   picture of loaded van here. Moved to Connecticut and worked for 

TARNOW NURSERY  1984 -86

STANLEY GREENHOUSE 1985-1987

DAT SHENOY 1987-89 Entrepeneur, house flipper, I did painting, cleanup and landscaping as needed for each house. The wife often made me Indian lunch wraps when I worked on their yard.

PLANTATIONS 1986 interior plants professional training

PLANTSCAPES 1987   interior plants in an old building with a really old elevator. They went all female with a pink and black theme, and I was out of there.

SPIELMAN LANDSCAPING   88 TO 89 landscaped fancy homes in the hills. Redneck, Biker, Indian, and our Farm Girl boss who loved tractors. Was probably one of the best crews I was ever on.

moved to Florida

ATLANTIC VIEW 1989

BIOGREEN 1990

ORCHID ISLAND 1990 TO 2001

THE GARDEN GREEN  2001 TO 2021 

 

 

 



 

Ancient Garden (section six), attempts to bring you a working knowledge of the plant world, so we can all create a plan for the stewardship of nature. If we can get her back on her feet, she’ll take care of herself

            Left to its own devices, nature knows what to do. Humans however have taken resource extraction as a basis for wealth, with very few of them giving back. Everyone wants to park in the shade, but no one wants to plant a tree. Capitalism is like your Aunt emptying valuables from Grandmas house as me mere is dying in the hospital. 

            I like to use the example of the Astor family to illustrate how we've gone wrong. John Jacob Astor made his money by having millions of animals killed. A master of the Fur Trade, it's said he had a golden touch, but I can't stop the image of the bones of skinned animals drying in the sun. Slaughtered.

            Dynasties of wealth were made from the stripping of the ancient forests across the world. Proper society is filled with illegitimate wealth that has been derived from development and destruction and understanding this ... is lesson one. Creating abundance is the only true wealth. Taxing accumulated wealth is the only way to eliminate the national debt.

             Imagine some little 4-ounce bird has just flown 250 miles hopping from one island to the next looking for food and shelter as it migrates north. She goes to  the cookie cutter house in the gated community and sees oleanders, ixora, plumbago, philodendron, and other non-native plants. Off to the next house....no food here either.  

            Finally, she flies into my yard, White Indigo Berry, Wild Coffee (Psycotria nervosa), Tamarind, Elderberry, Sugar Cane, Fiddlewood, Maypop (passion vine) Marlberry, Saw Palmetto, Snowberry and others. If not fruiting, they are flowering which attracts the many pollinating insects birds love to eat. Right now in early November, Fiddlewood is flowering and Marlberry and Firebush and Wild Coffee have large, juicy berries waiting for migrating birds to arrive.

New England Rainbow 

 

      The ear of corn above, at the top of this article, reminds me of my best corn growing days. 1987. '88 and '89. My gardening good old days. I had ten packs of Indian Sweet Corn seeds I bought in February or so, and was going to mix them all together to make my own variety as soon as the soil temperature was right.  Mix all the breeds of Indian Sweet Corn together, then acclimate them to my ecosphere and start trading with others. 

The big surprise was when the ground had thawed out and I dug into the soil for the first time. "Are you kidding me?" I dug a second hole and more all over the yard, shocked at what I found. 

HARVEST 1987

 

          We rented the house on North Street in Hazardville Connecticut and there was 16 inches of black topsoil in this free rental that had been used by Stanley Greenhouses primary truck driver. Formerly a field office amidst a couple thousand acres of tabacco and corn, apparently no one had ever planted anything there. The land only knew poor people standing in line, waiting for their paycheck. 

     I'm sure the soil in the 200 acres of corn and 200 acres of shrubs planted nearby is nearly depleted of organic matter but the yard in the rental we were in was deep in black topsoil. Yet, it appeared to be Connecticut River Valley alluvial soil at our new home, but the curious thing was where we lived was not in any flood plains. In fact, the location of our house was at the crest of two watersheds. 

 I shoveled up a hunk of soil one day when my dad came to visit and showed him. He looked at it and it was like "OMG! Time to grow some vegetables, sonny boy".  

         It was a bit mysterious how 16 inches of black, crumbly alluvial soil sat on a crest at the 183 foot elevation of that area. Five miles away in the Connecticut River, the elevation is 36 feet. 

      Over yonder going northwest, the local area drains into bogs, then Freshwater Creek, then Freshwater Brook and eventually Freshwater Pond in downtown Enfield. Out the other way, most of North St. drains southeast to the Scantic River. So how did Connecticut River alluvial flood plain soil get to this elevation, over 180 feet above sea level? Could it be the blessings of the Corn Goddess?

 

         Above are dramatic photos of the flood of 1955. 

I was One Years old and often had nightmares of this flood till I was a teen. My dad's garden was at the edge of this flood plain in Wethersfield, Connecticut. He had a compost pile and rarely bought fertilizer, the soil was so rich and his compost abundant. There was even a grease pickup in those days. Kick the lid open, it was a stainless-steel bucket someone actually picked up with things that didn’t go in the .

Another hundred-year flood and the Connecticut River was six miles wide at the peak in the spring of 1955. In previous years, the edge of Red Schumans cow pasture was where our families Victory Garden was. My parents canned an enormous amount of food from this rich soil in the 60's. 

In our new home in Hazardville in the 80's, I spent a good deal of time breaking ground and planting the seeds I had been obsessively buying. I put all the grass clumps from digging out new areas, in a giant pile, and it was dirt by the end of the summer.

 

HAZARRDVILLE CONNECTICUT 1987

 

        Summer of 88 and I had a second year of gardening this site. Planted some corn seed that I grew in 87, and bought more varieties, some rare shit for sure, and I was ready to do some science.

 I bought a book called the Ethnobotany of the Hopi which I could relate to, having just spent six years gardening in the desert environs of Tucson Arizona.  But here I was, back in New England, growing Indian Sweet Corn and many other heirloom vegetables, such as the Egyptian Walking Onion. 

 

 

 

     Colonialism bullied its way across the North American continent 1635-1835, and I had a hankering to know more about the original inhabitants of Wethersfield now that I was back in the area with some practical out of state experience. 

  My search to uncover Native American traditions began ten years previous when I rode my bicycle to the state library in Hartford after high school.   

My friends went to college, my parents moved to Bloomfield, and I was out to re-educate myself properly. Deprogram my mind from the stultifying nonsense that dared to call itself education. I didn't want to train to be a bookkeeper any longer.

      I locked up my ten speed and walked in, marveling at how huge the place was. Immense. I wanted to find out more about the history of Wethersfield Connecticut, as a starting point, with the Great Wethersfield Elm (biggest Elm east of the Rockies) and the meeting house of the Charter Oak incident being on my paper route.  

Wethersfield soldiers during the Revolutionary War were the elite soldiers who escorted generals and what not. Some history in this town.

         The Rise and Fall of the Wethersfield Red Onion - New England Historical Society             

  I learned about the indigenous Podunks, who lived from central to northern Connecticut on the east side of the Connecticut River. They went to Boston and invited the original settlers of Wethersfield to settle the west side of the river. 

                Later, I learned about the Nipmucks, who also lived along the east side of the river from Springfield to the Quabbin Reservoir area in Massachusetts and inhabited territory north of the Podunk's.  Both tribes were trying to keep the Mohawks and Iroquois from infringing on their land. 

The Podunks and Nipmucks were quiet woodland tribes, and these peaceful people were often overwhelmed by hostile tribes, though, to their credit, the Iroquois Confederacy of Peace is allegedly the inspiration for the American Constitution and the Mohawks are pretty cool people.

 


 

I adopted the Native American notion of a planting stick out there in the desert and also beseeching the Corn Mother for her blessings. 

A couple summers in Thompsonville, then off to Hazardville after my firstborn arrived. Time to move to a safer neighborhood and the little white house in Hazardville was delightful. Then, as I related earlier, I dug into the soil.

Hazardville looking east

 

                16 inches of the richest soil I had ever seen. Black gold. I also grew perennials and they spread quickly and I split them and sold them the following two springtimes at my yard sale.  Flowers such as Echinacea grew to their maximum height at this site, and one corn variety grew 11 feet tall. A 60-foot row of sunflowers lined the south side of the property. Everything grew so well and I mixed everybody together. (see below)

 

But you know, people are not really interested in plants, but I was, and I did what I wanted because I was self-educating myself with botany, horticulture, habitat building and hobbyist gardening. No one cared. I was the plant guy. You know. the dude with no skills.

 Mike Two Hawks was someone who also did what he wanted.  Steeped in Mohawk tradition, he was an indigenous activist and caused quite a stir wherever he went.   I was able to share my thoughts with him and he seemed to think I was authentico, with my planting stick and all, so he shared with me a few of his native American rituals. 

I was growing corn ceremonially and my off road research kept returning to Native ways. The ancient ways, traditional ways. The way we all were once upon a time. Red, White and Black. 

 

My people are the Lusitanian people of Portugal, and people of the Copper Culture and the Stone People and the Cave Painters before that. Before xianity, indigenous Europeans were very much like the native Americans in their habits, customs and cultural practices. 

 

                    We talked about the Hopi when I wore my t-shirt one day that said, "Save Big Mountain. End Apartheid in America." That is about the Hopis being forcibly moved from their traditional land. For ten thousand years they have been there, protecting the Four Corners, repelling all invaders, even the Spanish who couldn't hustle their stout defense.  In the 80's more attempts to remove them from their land were fought back.

 

                So we'd do a Tabacco ritual before the work began for the day. The boss was cool and knew a bit of fun and bonding led to motivated workers and we were motivated, efficient, and professional.  Mike was forever quoting John Trudell   (2) John Trudell - Mining our Minds For The Machine - YouTube  

 

The corn I was growing was different than the Silver Queen F1 and F2 hybrids at the farm stands. Native American sweet corn is more nutrient dense than the candy corn hybrids but they were squeezed out of the market. I think the corn my dad grew was "Country Gentleman," which was the last of the popular heirlooms before the ridiculous F1 and 2 hybrids became popular and overwhelmed the market.   

                Native Sweet Corn is smaller and there was only a two day window when they could be eaten before the kernels became rock hard. For most people, they think its a waste of time to grow smaller, subtly flavorful corn, that ripens too quick. But I was motivated to try this as my science experiment and my conclusions were about common sense. Indigenous Americans grew Corn co-operatively, checking the crop frequently removing insect pests and scaring away Raccoons and such. Always coming home with the ripe ears. Fresh, vitamin packed Corn or shipped GMO sugar corn? We no longer have a choice but I’m thinking the demand for open pollinated sweet corn will return.

 

       I staggered the plantings three weeks apart and harvested from August to October. 4 or 5 every three days. Black Aztec dominated that second year and people would go "ewww why would you eat blue corn?" Blue is rot and fungus, right? Gorgonzola.

Then in the 90's, the super markets were selling this new Blue Corn Tortilla.

 Touche, mon aci.  

The 60 foot row of sunflowers Echinacea Roses Millet St. Annes lace and others popped up in there.

The 60 foot row of Sunflowers and Echinacea and Bee Balm and what all else, was an attempt to build a English hedgerow. (see above) A wonderful memory was counting at least 13 Yellow Finches in a feeding frenzy on the sunflowers one steamy August morning. So, two years of explosive growth and a total immersion into heirloom seeds and native perennials and it became a peak gardening time. 

          My little sweetie was going on two years old, and she had lots of running energy. On Earth again, yah! Lots of room to run in any random direction. Chasing Dickens the Calico, who never got caught, my little toddler would sleep good at night with all the outside activity.

       Then the cold weather, winter was coming. Somehow, I got into a lab for a growing job in a greenhouse and saw some early examples of tissue culture with plants. Joe, the rough and tumble greenhouse guy had a connection at the college. I was his assistant and we took a field trip to the lab one day. We then worked in Lori’s greenhouse in January and February. Whereas micro plugs were the rage in the early 80's, tissue culture came along in the late 80's with its trays of completely identical plants. Just happenstance that I came upon these new technologies early in the game.

Early 1989 was all about seeds for me personally. Traditional seeds. Vegetables, ground covers, small trees and tree seeds. Just ... everything.

                  I wrote to a dude in Oklahoma who had a company named "Corns".  Carl Barnes is now deceased but became famous for his "Glass Gem" variety of corn about a decade ago. 

 

Gardeners know the anticipation of incoming seed catalogs and I was psyched for the next growing season. So here I am 33 years ago writing to this dude about what I was attempting to do with corn.  I told him I wanted to blend all the varieties together and then send free seed to people in various countries, locations and elevations to revive traditional growing and chemical free agriculture. 

 

 Carl sent me a letter in return, stating the seeds he sent back were from Anasazi stock. 900 years old.     Carl Barnes Documentary Trailer - YouTube  

He signed the letter, "White Eagle," which is a name of great distinction and honor.  Some of my stated intentions were what he was already doing. Looking at his video now, I realize he was a mid-century Luther Burbank, and his letter is now in my scrapbook.  His wall of Corn Seeds in the video took my breath away when I first saw the video. I could comprehend the amazing amount of work it took to have a wall like that. Seed is the history of the people. You take that away and you are a world class asshole.

The "Glass Gem" variety of Corn was trending hard ten years ago or so, and when I read an article about it, I noticed the name Carl Barnes of Oklahoma. It was HIM! Dude went viral. 

He even has a meme. He's the "at least it's an honest living guy."

 

                       Back to that cold winter day, I mailed a check with my order. I wanted two packs of seeds and he sent me back five. Not even sweet corn either. Flint corn, among others such as Hopi Orange. I questioned the generous response but had enough confidence that the mf knew what he was doing. But still, I'm thinking the Flint Corn is gonna make my sweet corn hard to chew, but I was wrong. 

Soon enough the summer came along and I began marveling at what grew that year. It was astonishing. "Lots of genetic diversity" he stated in the letter.  I had the genetic base already in place, to brace for the explosion of botanic wonders he sent me. Saved seeds from the previous year and new varieties made the perfect storm of genetic diversity. The photo of the corn ear above from 2020, is the one that seems to have lasted the longest.

                      First and foremost, I managed to get Teosinte and Maize on a single cob, proving Corn evolved from Teosinte. Would this be heresy to those that believe the Corn Mother gave the Native Peoples Corn by using magic? Did he know that I might discover this? I told him I grew Teosinte at the edge of my patch like the Tarahumara people have done for a long time.

 

                   Finally, what a year that was! Cobs grew at the top of the plant and at the bottom. Ears were fat, ears were thin. Three ears grew together. Triple goddess symbolism. Things that didn't even look like corn grew on the stalks. Smut and other weird shit was abundant. Modern corn has 22 rows or something like that jammed together and sweet as candy corn, but I had 8. 12. Even 4 with flattened sides. (see below) Despite my instinct that I was going to ruin my sweet corn crop with these Flint seeds he sent me, I had planted them anyways. Trust is the essence of anarchy. That year the taste improved, the size improved, and the window of edibility increased. Early version of Glass Gem.

 

             Evolutionarily speaking, anomalies such as variegation and dwarfism occur in 1 in a thousand cases. Sometimes one in a million, depending on the animal or plant. 

              Who noticed a Teosinte plant that had enlarged kernels and who had the foresight to save those seeds to plant another time? Teosinte seeds are hard as heck but Dove, Turkey and Quail can eat them, and they could fracture human teeth.  

Teosinte and Maize on the same cob

                    It was an incredible piece of land I was on and I created a permaculture structure in three years, harvesting an abundance of beans and squash and corn ... and I forgot all what else. We froze instead of canned. Pollinator friendly perennials and potted fruit trees.  June to September 25th, the abundance was a total blessing. 

 

         I could have lived in Hazardville Connecticut forever, but by the 27th of September, we had arrived in Florida, and it was 97 degrees. Blistering, dry heat, but within a month, the temperature had moderated, and we found ourselves on another relatively fertile piece of land. It was USDA Zone 9b, and in the last 30 years here, I have noted the change in climate. Now we are just into zone 10. 10a.

MESQUITE

      The previous spring in 1989, in Connecticut, I went through the Master Gardener certification Program in February and March, so I naturally turned to the Extension Service and Master Gardener Program for my questions when I moved to a new state. 

              "Can I grow Mesquite in Florida?" I queried back in 1990.  I was in the office and there was an Extension employee and two elderly Master Gardeners. They were briefly stumped. "Can I grow Mesquite trees in Florida?"

"Of course not," was the derisive reply. I could tell they weren't sure.

                 I had so many seeds and many of them were thriving in one-gallon pots. I had seeds for Palo Verde, Acacia koa, (photo at top of the page), Indian Rosewood (hardest wood in the world, well, third hardest), Carob, Tamarind and many others which I soon planted.  Needless to say, by '93, the Mesquite were producing pods (cattle feed) and in 95 they were stout and throwing shade. This is the deeper green gardener ... doubting the experts and succeeding despite them. Trying something anyways despite the experts. 

Having gotten Master Gardener certifications in Connecticut in '89 and Florida in '91, I had learned quite a lot. Could I simulate similar conditions? I planted my three little straplings in extremely hot, sunny, quickly draining area. Being used to 10 inches of rain a year, the Mesquite Tree could not tolerate ANY water accumulation.

               So they grew fast. When it rained heavy like it does in Florida, the soil drained in a few hours in the location I chose. So it was ideal. Hottest sunniest part of the yard, lots of moisture without the rot. Three years is easy to keep something alive, but could it survive the many cyclical fungus diseases that thrive in Florida? They were still growing fast after five years, and this indicated that they made it. 

                                    In 2001 I had quit the job I had for ten years and started my own business. The Garden Green. Green from the git go, I was also one of a handful of registered Green Party citizens and was interviewed because of that by the local paper in 1995. "Sometimes Gardening, always Green". 

      No college degree to wave around, so it seems I have to establish my horticultural cred with some people here in 2023 and that's why my resume is at the top of this. I need to make some kind of resume for future employment, and this is it. May need a bit of editing.

 

 When I moved to Florida, I found a job with the landscaping crew at Atlantic View.  Indian River County had banned oceanside condos over three stories, so Atlantic View was just over the line in St. Lucie County. Seven stories and three buildings. Developer delirium. 

 Well one day my landscape boss was caught smoking crack on the fifth floor. He got fired and my New Age buddy, Dave, was suddenly boss. Turnover such as it is in Arizona and Florida, Dave was funny and smart but definitely suffered from IED. Intermittent Explosive Disorder. He ended up getting fired too, so there I was, two months in Florida and I was the landscaping boss.

South American investors with alleged, old school drug gang connections, was the shadowy power behind the throne of this development. It was reputed they were laundering money. Then one day, they went to clear land on the dunes, and we were all told "if we called the county, we'd be fired immediately." They began clearing the dunes like a military invasion, then a helicopter flew over and hovered. The county caught them.

Fred Stresau had done the landscape design and I learned he was a bestselling author. He wrote “Florida, My Eden” which remained the landscape bible through the nineties for many in Florida. He had died before the project was finished and planted, and I never met him, but Fred Stresau Jr. visited the site, and he was such a dick.

         The project manager was also a dick. The developers hired gun, he fucked with everybody, but respected me for some unknown reason. On December 24th, one of the worst freezes in decades was predicted for all of Florida. It snowed on Christmas Day in Titusville, we later found out. Even though I had a difficult time whipping the boys into being 100% productive during regular hours, this emergency made us gel into a real team. Through their initiative.

There was nothing we could do to protect the 70 Coconut Palms out by the street from the predicted 22 to 24 degrees, but we had many plants in pots that were bound to be frozen by this freeze. The site boss would write it off as a business loss, but the boys had a different idea. This was one of those worker moments when the workers grabbed the initiative. 

There was Paul the pot dealer and a seriously redneck dude from West Virginia and the guy that looked like Jesus. A 6’4” Jesus. He gave me some Alligator toes and I still have them. A pagan welcome to me in Florida, you don’t meet people like this when you’re stuck in an insurance company cubicle for 30 years. All great, sincere men who respected each other and they got the notion to build a greenhouse. Five hooligans with a focus.

 “Are you kidding,” the developer said when I told him their idea, We didn’t need to buy a thing I said. They made a 15 by 10 foot greenhouse to protect the more rare and frost sensitive material.  I planted those tree seeds I had ordered from catalogs in 89 that I had hoped to grow in Florida. 

They built the entire thing from what was in the dumpsters and what we could scrouge from home that night. Plastic and wood, it was a work of genius with this incredible cold front headed our way. Twenty degrees along the whole Treasure Coast as it turned out, the coldest night in 40 years. 

Everything survived, and my seeds even germinated. What didn’t fit in the greenhouse we placed next to it where it was warmer and covered them with sheets.  Our fifth guy, a young troublemaker, but a good egg, didn’t have anything to do on Christmas Day, so he came in and checked on the heater.  

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  TURNING YARDS INTO GARDENS

                   Twenty years as the Garden Green and now I'm looking to do something else here in 2022/3. My back is wore the hell out, so now I want to use my brain instead of my shovel.  However, how do I tell these young Perma culturalists about what I know?  I try to avoid saying things like "I was doing native plants, planting heirlooms and practicing permaculture when you was still shittin' your britches." Sounds like a grumpy old man. Lol.

                  My dad had a "victory garden" which was very productive.  Still, I just took it for granted, and other than bringing the bounty in the house, I really didn't notice.  I DID notice no one else's dad did. "Victory Garden?" I questioned. "The war's been over for 20 year," I said in 1965. He knew what he was doing and this imprinted on my brain.  We had a cellar pantry that was huge.  Green Beans, Peaches, home-made Tomato Sauce and others. They had three to four months of food at any one time I had my paper route and had chores like taking out the garbage and brought in the milk and other things but never did any gardening.  My Mom loved Roses and my Dad loved Peonies and we had a really nice Mountain Laurel near the chimney where I practiced throwing and catching the baseball. 

So in '73, I got my own apartment and planted my first garden in the spring of '74. Heavy rain from a Tropical storm actually destroyed my lettuce at the end of the summer and then I gave vegetarianism a try. I joined a pretty cool Food co-op and would bring home Peanuts, Potatoes and Peppers.  '75 and 76 were party years till I got arrested for running out of Bowl-O-Rama with my bowling shoes.  Fourth degree larceny and three cancelled court appearances when the charge was finally dropped, and I entered the "accelerated rehabilitation" program. Suddenly the harmless hooligan days were done.

                        I got more serious with researching ecosystems and botany in ‘76. I subscribed to Mother Earth News and Harrowsmith, and other back to the earth publications.  In 1977 I discovered Seed Savers Exchange via Michael Pilarski, a Permaculture Pioneer. Now that was some shit ... learning about our genetic heritage of seeds and how important seeds and forests are and what Permaculture is.

Gardens all the time from here out.  Garden in East Granby Connecticut. Then the move to Tucson Arizona. Three Amigos out Ajo Way. Cat Mountain was in view, and Kitt Peak was a short drive away. 

 

 

The inventor of the Glass Gem variety of corn and I communicated in the 80’s about corn breeding and this is what I came up with.

We developed a system where everything we planted could be watered with a hose. Just turn it on for a half hour and it filled the ditches where the watermelons were. Rivulets were diverted to the side to water radishes and all the other things we tried. The soil was good, just add water. 

We lived near the Tucson-Sonora Desert Museum which is best stated on their web page.   

"21 interpreted acres, two miles of walking paths, 242 animal species, plants from 1200 taxa and one of the worlds largest regional mineral collections."   

               Three New Englanders living the western life at 160 Swinging A. Little Jenny next door often visited because we were fun and her parents knew we was good people. Gardens, Music and Art. TS always had a painting going, and this is his below.   

The painter moved downtown and we moved mid-town in 1980. A tiny home on Adams St. with more good soil for gardening. I aspired to be nothing more than a janitor for work and a gardener at home. One day my boss Larry sat me down. Normally a garrulous old fart, he sat me down one night and asked me what were my plans for the future.

"Chop wood and carry water" I shrugged?

          "where do you see yourself in ten years?" He seriously cared. At the time I had been thinking that somehow it might be nice if I could translate my irresistible urge to garden into some kind of occupation. So I told him. A week later he got me some work outside at the restaurant we cleaned. Moving six Barrel Cactus that were out near the street, closer to the windows, so customers could see them. Always leaning towards the sun, now I find out they can be eaten. So I planted them in the same leaning direction southwards and so they had me do some pruning. Larry got me on my career path.

                     He lost the account, six Village Pizzas, and so I got a job with Casa Verde Landscaping. I turned that minimal experience into an updated resume.

 They had the best accounts in town and when the owner got the 78 store Park Mall account, I was sent there, since I seemed more into plants that mowing. 520 sprinkler heads and me not having ever even   seen an irrigation set up. 106 degrees and me turning on a station, getting on my bicycle and checking it. The perimeter road had about a 2000 feet of Juniper along it I was responsible for.

THEN ... my gal and I got a job on a 40 acre horse ranch in 1982. Can't hurt to try, we figured, applying for the positions, and somehow we beat 125 other applicants. I had Citrus and Joshua Trees and much more to take care of, such as pulling mistletoe out of trees. We had six Australian Shepards who were not fenced or leashed because we were so far outside of town. Though when the Peccaries were around, they had to be fed within the walled compound.

One day some coyotes thought they'd go through the yard in the daytime and I watched as Sammy (on the left) stood on his hind legs, looking very much like a bear because he had no tail, and scared them off. One of those great moments where I wished I had a camera. I did catch my cat Dickens standing up once during our time there.

 

That caretaking gig lasted three years and I had a fenced garden where I used sheet composting and other composting methods using my books from Rodale to learn the organic way. 

We had experienced so much in six years but we moved back to New England because we missed it and I intended to learn more about my craft. First at a nursery then a greenhouse back to the nursery and back to the greenhouse. Then I gave indoor plant maintenance a try for a year and a half keeping me employed during the winter. 

Rolling my 30-gallon tank of water through parking lots and into elevators with Plantations and Plantscapes. Rolling through IBM, Ernst & Young, Deutsche Bank and many insurance companies I fielded hundreds of questions from employees. I was big on giving plants away too. 

Then a landscaping job in Ellington with our super crew of farm girls, bikers, rednecks, Mohawks and me ... whatever I was. The working class knows how to get along, we had fun.

 

 

           1989 was a great year. Everywhere I went my two-year-old was there too. Trips to the Dump or the Trolley or the store or over to the woods Mike Two Hawks hung out. We let her run ahead the first time we were there, and he told me later she found all the power vortexes on the property. But she didn't go to the Master Gardener Course I took. 

Carl Salsedo was a very entertaining teacher, and he was extension agent and he and his wife who was the administrator of the building were always arguing. It was funny because they would laugh at themselves after one of their silly arguments. To get your Master gardener certification we had to do 50 hours of volunteer work. Mostly phone work in four-hour chunks. We ended up moving to Florida in September and so I went through the program in 1991 and 2001. 

       University research was now showing the harm of chemicals, and instead of promoting their use, it was now being discouraged and the 2001 program was dramatically upgraded. 

As I explained earlier, I got to be landscape boss at Atlantic View, then worked for Biogreen, which was an organic fertilizer company. Then on May 30th, 1990, I got hired at Orchid Island, a gated community.

I thought I had learned a lot in the 80's but the nineties proved to be even more educational. In '94 I entered my A1A / Jungle Trail native plant work with the Florida Native Plant Society FNPS and got a Certificate of Distinction. Today you can still see the results. The west side of A1A is still a biotic dead zone with the invasive Brazilian Pepper choking out everything else. The east side where I worked, is all natives, even today.  2000 feet by 40 feet and part of my job was burying the dead animals that got hit by cars. I made the claim I created this habitat using only a chain saw and Roundup.  But that's a story for another day.     

In '98, I somehow got first place in the residential category with the FNPS. On his 2 acre oceanside, 10 million dollar home, Mr. Avery saved all the native plants in a 150' x 40' part of his property by the roadside. It was a wreck after construction of the home and I cleaned it up, pulled the weeds and invasives, which allowed native seeds to live long and prosper. Liz Gilleck got an award for her work designing the remainder of the property using the hackneyed choices of that time.  Same old stuff for beauty and lines and all the stuff overpaid landscape architects do. Notorious for putting Queen Palms next to pools, the clueless experts never saw the great delight that Raccoons exhibited by this choice. On the steps the barely digested fruit was deposited on the steps going into the pool.

 

 

           The walkway to be beach had to be just so. The environmental laws had caught up to the developers at long last. At this point, I had made two thoughtful presentations to two bosses. The mucky mucks at the top. Trying to get them to do mainstream environment initiatives proved impossible.   So anyways, I went to the annual conference where I saw my slides enlarged to twenty feet and given an award. First god damn place no less. 

I was getting to know all the horticultural players in the county and applied for an opening on the Sebastian Tree Board. I was told, "you know what, you could be an adviser and not be subject to the Sunshine Law." Turned out to be good advice because members could talk to me when the meeting was done. 

Walmart was expanding and we tried desperately to get them to save the existing semi scrub habitat. The parking lot was goinbg to be atthe same elevation as the Scrub Pine Forest.  Parking spots in the shade and downpours could be collecting in natural, quickly draining soil. Today the sad looking Elms they planted twenty years ago are not even 15 feet tall. They are so sad.

 

My first real assignment was filming all the cities properties. Many were small for drainage, but some were really large. I suggested that all they had to do at the 2.3 acre property on the corner of George and Barber was take out the Brazilian Peppers and you would still have a canopy of Oaks and native Palms. They did and added a playground area there. My firstborn helped me with the filming and we went to the 5 acre site on Keen Terrace and came up with the idea that it would be a cool place for dogs to run free. I also had an open door agreement with the city manager to come in anytime and I made the case for it. We imagined the whole place fenced in and dogs could avoid each other but the one they made is pretty large. None of my dogs seemed to like it though.

I was told by the Orchid Island people my ideas were valid ...but...and... uh. They seemed more concerned their real estate parasite friends, would all be millionaires. Or selling club memberships. 

One year a big log had blown into the lake near #7 Tee. When we went in for lunch there was always a couple birds and turtles resting on it. A place to feel safe, you know. Where is a turtle supposed to go with these biotically dead retention ponds? There was native Spartina everywhere but that gets old. 

            In Sebastian I could be part of the developing park system. There was 4000 people when I moved there and 14 thousand about fifteen years later. 

2001 came along and I started my own business. Oh ... one more thing about Orchid Island. I was driving my tractor picking up brush and I finally had had enough of these Brazilian Peppers so I went on private property and ran my chain saw through five of the thickest trunks I could find. 

A couple days later the golf course boss came running over. "John ... John did you cut those trees that are all dying now?"

"Which trees?"

"Over by nine fairway?"

"Why yes I did."

"Are you crazy. The property owner is in Kevins office and hysterical that someone cut his Oak trees down."

"MMMM. I don't think I cut any Oaks. Maybe accidently. Why don't you go over there and look for yourself. I'll talk to the guy if you like." Well, long story short the property owner and I got together and I explained about Florida plants and how the Brazilian Peppers were subsuming millions of acres of native habitat. He knew all about what I was talking about. I went on and on about birds and how they used that site for feeding and nesting and it was being lost to this pest tree. Atlantic Flyway, blah blah blah. 

Turns out he was a Birder and I worked for him for over five years. He gave me a signed copies of the book his mother wrote. A Little Bird Told Me So: Birds in Mythology and History by Eleanor Stickney (1997-12-04): Amazon.com: Books

This resume needs to be edited and reduced, and I 'll make 20 years of being the Garden Green creating native habitat, for another day. I was into the work, not the money. My customers no longer spend money on irrigation repairs or fertilizer applications. Some began taking care of their own which I encouraged and that's what I want to do in 2022. Weekly visits had gotten so restrictive in many ways. I was never able to really take a vacation. I was happy in the Pine Forest next door. 

I'm looking for monthly customers. People who give me free rein to plant what I thought was right, and to keep what is doing well as long as it's not invasive. I did one yard in 8 phases over 4 years. A minimum of expenses since I start with small plants so there is less plastic waste with up-potting. I tell people that whatever they may spend on my labor and new plants, double that and that is probably how much I increased the total value of the property. 

That 20 dollar unstaked tree is worth 200 in les than ten years. Where else you gonna get that kind of return?

I can check the property monthly or when you’re away for a season. I know how much water is needed when I visit. My customers have moved or died and I tried to rest my back, so now I want to transition to property stewardship. I need some work so let me know.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 SECTION SIX

ARTICLE THREE

Here are some of my Connecticut job experiences. 

Looking for a New Englandy place to live after living in Tucson for six years, I went to the Boston area first. I got pulled over by a cop trying to find my way around a tight little neighborhood in Boston in my search for a home and the only way out was going the wrong way on a one-way street… and there’s a cop. I talked my way out of it and went on to a quieter town between there and Salem.

Then I realized that maybe Vermont, New Hampshire and Massachusetts were far from the people we knew, and Enfield Connecticut was quite New Englandy in its own way with its old houses, Apple orchards and farm stands. At the end of April, I had been at Norms for two weeks. They spent a month or something in Cape Cod and I was house sitting which, all in all, was a pretty cool transition to New England. Taking care of Freddy the dog and shepherding the arrival of Dickens and Rocky, our cats.

 I applied at Tarnow Nursery which was down the road about a half a mile and got a job. Minimum wage had risen to $3.35 an hour and despite a pretty good horticultural resume by this point, I started at only$3.50. Owner John was a well-known skinflint as I found out from his nieces Nancy and Susan who had set up the nursery the previous fall and ran the place. He barely paid them 4 an hour to run the place, and they were kin.

There’s that pattern emerging that most guys wanted to be millionaires. The nursery owner probably became a millionaire eventually, on the backs of 100, mostly dedicated young people of course. As did Tom Collins in later years with lots of turnover and probably 1000 employees at Captain Hirams in Sebastian Florida. As did the owners of Rock City leaving at least 500 disgruntled employees in their wake at least.

Joe from Springfield came along at Tarnow Nursery, and he was a young, but old looking, college grad and he became the boss and Susan and Nancy went back to the main store to work, except weekends when Joe was off, and they were the bosses. Susan Nancy and I spent a lot of time talking on the weekends and there was quite a bunch of interesting kids that came through that summer. That was a good crew.

At 32, I was the oldest at the jobsite and should have been well on my way to a capitalist career and accumulating assets and investing for retirement, but I wasn’t buying into this system. I had learned quite a bit about plants the previous four years with the mall and caretaker job, and I quickly learned about Connecticut's favorite plants, it seemed more fun than being a functionary in the insurance capital of the world (Hartford Conn.)

I thought I had quite a good sales approach and we were taught to handle two or three customers at once and go between them while, you know, keeping the elbows and ankles flying when Joe was there. I started by being a loader and met many of the Enfield people who frequented the store who often lauded the variety of the plants. This was no vegetable stand with plants, it was a slick professionalism that people like, and Tarnows quickly became Enfields favorite nursery.

The end of the summer came, and it was pumpkins and fall decorations and selling the fall planting concept. The kids went back to college, and I became the main salesperson (except when that lazy guinea schlub from the Main store worked there). He was lazy as fuck and immediately had an effect on productivity. By November, Michelle ran the Christmas shop, and I was the everything else person. She was sharp and knew how to please the little old ladies buying Christmas fluff.

So, my first winter since 1977-8 was set to arrive. (Blizzard of 78 picture here) We came back to experience the seasons, right? My partner and I had moved to the Thompsonville section of Enfield, and it was like a slice of Boston, a dose of “Southy” that had dropped down in the Connecticut River Valley. 

There was Ragnos where they served the food I had missed out in Arizona. A little further away was the best Polish Deli I had ever hoid. Our daughter was born and then baptized at the ancient gothy church down the street. A little further down the street, a Norman Rockwell Christmas emerged at Freshwater Pond when the ice froze.   

It was exciting and I realized at this point that I had truly created my own path. My peers were buying houses and working in cubicles, but I decided to carve my own path. I was creating my own horticultural college experience in a pull up your bootstrap's way with job experience. 

There was Tiny’s Little criminal enterprise next door in a pool hall and a host of characters living in 8 rentals in two large houses. Add loose soap opera here.

I bought some choice little evergreens and had planted them on the side of the house. Rocky and Dickens would run up the steps to come in because the back steps were missing. I was planting in this grey dust they called soil and people were digging it. “Looks good” said local murderer Wilmer Paradise.

My partner was working downtown, and I went to the local employment agency to find another job when I got laid off after Christmas at Tarnow’s. When you make peanuts, the unemployment was very minimal and a couple weeks before Valentines day I got a job with a wholesale Greenhouse.

Former Ball Seed Vice President Peter Stanley was one of the most manic people I’d ever met. He had reconstructed two 440 foot greenhouses and was striking out on his own with his patented concept called Jet Plugs. Instead of the usual 75 cent plugs, these were much smaller and only about 35 cents if I recall, so that was 40 cents a plant profit. I learned the long road from producer to purchaser. This was three years before I went to the tissue culture lab. Tissue culture jet plug eventually became the industry norm in the 90’s and the aughts.

One day running between greenhouses I caught the top of my head on a round eyehook. Shouldn’t have torn my head open since it wasn’t sharp in any way, but that was a trip to the emergency clinic and 13 stitches. My nickname was Zipperhead for a while.

So, there I was off to a new job in early February with the temperature around 10 degrees and a dry wicked wind was blowing so it felt like it was well below zero and I was reminded of one of the reasons I moved to Arizona. It was COLD! Everything was frozen and the loading dock area looked to be abandoned with 4’x4’ flattened boxes blowing around and other litter was being blown around. I was looking for a job here? It looked like a disaster area.

Peter was short on employees and this was his problem. So he hired me on at $4.25 an hour which was 25% more than I was making at Tarnow Nursery. An employee was walkie talkied to come and give me an orientation. She was one of those tall Nordic women who cursed very fluently. We got on pretty good, I was always monogamous, so there was never sexual tension with any female co-workers.

 In the world of capitalism, men are sheltered from the minorities and they were the bosses of the women and this is why so much sexism remains. You treat a woman like a dude, and they respond in kind. At the mall, I also talked with dozens of the employees from every demographic as they were walking in to punch in. I reject the notion that I “don’t know how to communicate”. At Tarnow Nursery I met practically everyone in town who came to check out the place. I had the gift of gab when I was younger. I spent the entirety of the 80's meeting people. 9 different jobs 9 different experiences. 

I don’t remember the flaxen haired Valkyries name but she walked me to the first Greenhouse and it was a moment like no other. People with glasses know how they fog up in changing conditions. Ten below zero with a wicked wind chill and it was like Dorothy opening the door to the colors of Oz.

Tropical plants as far as the eye could see (once I took my glasses off) and a temperature to match. Plants poised for the Valentines Day sales. Here was a new experience to jump into, fer sure. Many tales I will relate later and just one to keep the flow. Bosses such as Jim the asshole came along and White Knight Dwight from out of state was a hired gun and a spectacular dude. No college for him either and he was older than me and had a wide variety of job experiences. He and his friend from Pittsburgh completely refurbished the existing greenhouses and brought another one into service.

When all was said and done, our little family moved to the field office of Consolidated Cigar that Dwight and Marian had previously lived in. There was always a boss over me, and they all got fired or quit and I was the constant for Stanley Greenhouses and now I lived across the street in the cutest little white house you ever saw.

Summer of 86 with my firstborn who was a fun little baby and it was an exciting time. I believe the wife quit her job to be a mommy since I was putting in 60 hours a week, and making enough. A typical day would have me at 7:00 walking over to begin venting around 15,000 sq. ft. of greenhouse.

By then the Weather Channel had become the bomb, and I would vent accordingly, depending on that days conditions. Weather forecasting dramatically improved. Rolling carts waited on the very large loading dock and sometimes I took a smaller truck and loaded from the greenhouse. Then I would drive and deliver for ten hours going to Mattapan or Poughkeepsie or over Mt Adams with a ton of wet plants. I’d come back and close the vents to keep the greenhouses at 75 degrees, then walk home after a 13-hour day. But it was interesting, you know? I set up plant displays at BJ’s Wholesale and delivered to every Paperama in southern New England out to the Hudson in New York.

Work hard and be rewarded was the message of my youth but then I learned from a friend that I had to work smart, not hard. That made sense. But did it mean conniving and scratching and clawing my way above other employees? Yes, it did. The secret to the American Dream, if you wanted financial security, is that you needed to be the boss. You needed to be able to manipulate people to work harder than they should but squeezing productivity from underpaid employees was never a lure to me.

The boss at Walmart making sure no one talks to each other. That’s working smart. The warehouse manager not caring about workers injuries. On target. The head nurse that all the CNA’s hate? The Administrator likes her. My philosophy is that I don’t like being bossed and I don’t like BEING the boss.  

So here I was with caretaking experience, a difficult mall gardening job experience that included irrigation work, and then some electrical work. A nursery job and greenhouse experience. I was training myself in Horticulture and Botany. So, by 1987 Peter ratcheted down his business because his mercurial bossmanship just wasn’t making the money he expected, although of course he blamed the employees.

He even had me set up a retail shop the spring after Dwight left and people recognized me from Tarnows and that was a fun spring with my own perennials tripling and quadrupling. Then there were the BJ Wholesale sites where I set up the indoor displays and returned weekly to replace plants in ‘86. I even drove to Syracuse a couple of times.

I reckon it was the end of the summer of 86 and I decided I needed indoor plant experience on my resume. The good thing about interior plantwork was that it was a way to work through a New England winter. I spent nine months at Plantations who gave some very professional training to new hires. I forgot how I left that job. Think it was to work a third season at Stanley Greenhouses.

Then there was the Plantscape job where I was the only dude. When they went big on a pink and black theme with uniforms and stickers and what all else, I found it amusing and they found a way to frame and fire me.

In spring of ’88 I got a job with probably one of the best crews ever. There was the boss, a dairy farmers daughter. She had grown up with machines and tractors and got the notion to start a landscaping business. Dwarf Evergreens were trending and the plant selection was minty and the boss was calm and organized.

There was Bob the biker. A big bear of a guy with a big beard that the boss described as more a Teddy Bear than a Grizzly. There was Randy the Redneck and there were many interesting discussions altogether between all of us, usually starting with Randys whacked out views. A big gun enthusiast and one of the first Preppers I ever met. He had enough food for a year at least and he even an underground gasoline tank. Randy and his Super Swampers were such a caricature.

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Armageddon happens and people are hungry roaming the land for food and shelter We asked him what he would do if dozens of hungry people and their children were walking up his driveway looking for assistance. His answer was that he would “mow them down like zombies.” Then there was Mike Two Hawks, who said he was derided as “only” a quarter blood Mohawk by his peers, but who seemed to be fully authentic. He taught me ceremony and quite a bit else, though he was younger.

 There was Dat Shenoy and his family. He was a tech dude who quit the biz and wanted to be a landlord. He would be buying houses and I would renovate the landscaping and help him clean and paint the indoors. I’ve liked Painting ever since.

I don’t know what years those were with Dat and his lovely family and where they fit in with all those other Connecticut jobs I had, but it was certain that no one could cite my lack of hustle. A 50 hour week was quite normal for me in the 80’s. I had packed in quite a bit of training in horticulture and with Spielman landscaping I had the classic experience of driving a 1949 Ford tractor down the state road, creating a traffic jam.

With my previous greenhouse experience, I stayed on with the landscaper when it got too cold to plant Junipers in the frozen ground. There was Joe Gidvelas with his mafioso persona. He cursed all the time and was very gruff, except when he was planting tissue culture jet plugs which he treated like newborn babies.

In ’89 we got an offer to come to Florida to be manipulated by my in-laws. My dad drove my rusted Datsun King Cab pickup, and I drove a Hertz rental truck like the ones I drove for Stanley.  Without cell phones and global positioning satellites, we always had a place where we would meet if we got separated. This was important going on the six lane I-295 around Washington DC.

Susan and Nancy

Probably more administrative skill than all the men in the Tarnow organization. A song called “The Warrior” brought me back to that time.  Susan had recently been ghosted by a dude and she would sing this if there were no customers. And really it all just brings me back to when I started getting into the groove with a career in horticulture, botany, and hydrology and being in on the beginning of tissue culture and all the rest.  

With this purposefully diverse background, I have developed the notion that the Green Industry is about the least green of them all. All the pollution required to make plastic pots. Once upon a time everyone used leaf mulch. They mowed their leaves and put them in the garden beds. Now we buy chopped up wood for mulch and every year a gazillion plastic mulch bags go to the landfill.

THE DULL GREENS

Immense tracts of irrigation pipes at Park Mall where I worked in ’81/2. 528 sprinkler heads in an area so vast I had to use a bicycle to reach the further ends of it. Today they have an easy, remote thingy that lets you to change to different irrigation zones without having to go back to the time clock. Anyways, there must be SO MUCH PVC pipe underground.

I started to point out the hypocrisy of using a lot of mulch for environmental reasons when the plastic bags for one job created more plastic garbage than ten families could make in a week! I really noticed it after I moved to Connecticut and worked at Tarnow nursery as a loader. All day long loading “green” products in thousands of plastic bags. Brian and I had to wind down with some California bud and Motley Crues, “Shout at the Devil" after loading many tons of bags.

                    Stanley Greenhouse was a joke in the waste department. Thousands of hanging baskets. Thousands of throw away holiday plants. It was about the profit.  I went back to Tarnow for another interesting spring but Stanley wanted me and I got another paltry raise to $4.75.

I went and did 18 months with two interior plant companies in the third largest indoor plant market at the time, Hartford Connecticut. 

 After I told Mike Two Hawks about my Indian sweet corn project, we began talking how the natives here, The Podunks among others, lived cleanly and simply on the east side of the Connecticut River.

I told him about the Charter Oak and how it was also the ceremonial Oak. When the oak leaves were the size of mouse ears, it was time to plant the corn. Later the “Fundamental Orders of 1639” were hidden in the tree.

So I learned ceremony at the start of the work day.  It was the cusp of the dwarf evergreeen trend and we planted many yards during the year and a half I worked there. The same crew; a redneck - a biker -an Indian- a farm girl foul mouthed fat guy and me the heirloom organic dude.

Orchid Island;  invasive plants A1A and Jungle Trail and cutting the pepper at Stickneys. So much I haven’t even touched yet.

I made TWO habitat reports for Orchid island and talked to two property managers and if nothing else showed them up to be hypocrites. Headline proclaiming how they gave $3726 to the Environmental Learning Center. A greenwashing of the corporate sort. A showy gift of charity (probably some costume fetish ball) but not able to comprehend how the 600 acre community should be managed in an environmentally progressive way. No outdoor stewardship, it was about selling memberships and empty million dollar lots. No fucks given for migrating animals and enhancing nature. No one to notice the disappearing stands of native plants on site so this was a battle I lost.

I saw an opportunity for me to create a job with habitat at this place but these richy rich clubs have their richy rich wanna be millionaire employees (bag boys / shop girls / wait staff / department heads /real estate parasites) all stabbing each other in the back as they kick and claw their way to the top of the Torwest corporate organization. They didn’t care about being a stop on the Atlantic Flyway for migrating birds.

          Finally, I had enough of trying to get Orchid island to do th e right thing environmentally, I started my own business, The Garden Green. A humble, small company as there ever was. 2001 to 2021. Now I’m off to start something new.

Diversions. 2022.

DIVERSIONS 2023

DIVISIONS OF DIVERSIONS

THE GARDEN GREEN

FANCY PLANTS NURSERY

 

 

INTEGRATED PEST MANAGEMENT

broccoli black thumb

 

 

 

     Ancient Garden is the title of SECTION SIX in my book, “Compendium” and I attempt to bring you a working knowledge of the plant world, so we can all create a plan for the stewardship of nature. 

            Left to its own devices, nature knows what to do. Humans however have taken resource extraction as a basis for wealth, with very few giving back, and our ecosystems are on the ropes. Everyone wants to park in the shade but no one wants to plant a tree. Capitalism is like the Aunt emptying valuables from Grandmas house as me mere is dying in the hospital. Capitalism has been allowed to run rampant and are unable to create a true economy. The Free Market is the method people have used to stip anything valuable from anywhere navigable

            I like to use the example of the Astor family to illustrate how we've gone wrong. John Jacob Astor made his money by having millions of animals killed. A master of the Fur Trade, it's said he had a golden touch, but I can't stop the image of the bones of skinned animals drying in the sun. Slaughtered. Most wealth has illegitimate beginnings and of course it take money to make money.

            Dynasties of wealth were made from the stripping of the ancient forests across the world. Proper society is filled with illegitimate wealth that has been derived from development and destruction. Understanding this is lesson one. Creating abundance is the only true wealth. 

             Imagine some little 4-ounce bird has just flown 250 miles hopping from one island to the next looking for food and shelter as it migrates north. She goes to  the cookie cutter house in the gated community and sees oleanders, ixora, plumbago, philodendron, and other non-native plants. Off to the next house....no food here either.  

            Finally, she flies into my yard, White Indigo Berry, Wild Coffee (psycotira nervosa), Tamarind, Elderberry, Sugar Cane, Fiddlewood, Maypop (passion vine) Marlberry, Saw Palmetto, Snowberry and others. If not fruiting, they are flowering which attracts the many pollinating insects birds love to eat. Right now in early November Fiddlewood is flowering and Marlberry and Firebush and Wild Coffee have large, juicy berries waiting for migrating birds to arrive. Right now, during another rewrite in July, the Simpson Stoppers are engorged with big red berries. For us there is a bit of a turpentine taste, but if you were a hunter gatherer, you’d find them a welcome site.

 

 

 by   Mr. Phyllode Pinnate

 

 

 









 

 

                   by   Mr. Phyllode Pinnate RFD



6-2- Current plant inventory
n NATIVE

ACALYPHA
ALOE
n AMERICAN ELM
AVACADO
n BAHAMIAN WILD COFFEE
BAMBOO  black & yellow
n BAY TREE
BEAUTY BERRY 
BEGONIA
BIG FLOWER AQUATICA
BIRD OF PARADISE
BLACK BAMBOO
BOBS DRACENA
BOUGANVILLA
n BUMELIA TENAX 
n CABBAGE PALM
CANNA LILY
CARAMBOLA (STARFRUIT)
CARDBOARD PALM
CASSIA
n CASSIA
CAST IRON PLANT
CHINESE EVERGREEN (pink)
CONFEDERAT JASMINE
CROTON
n CYPRESS
DESERT ROSE
DRACENA
DRAGON FRUIT
EGGFRUIT
EXPERIMENTAL CITRUS
n FIDDLEWOOD
n FLORIDA PRIVET
FRANGIPANI
GARDENIA
GERTS FERN
GRAPES
HACKBERRY
HELICONIA
HIBISCUS (red hot)
HOMERS BROMELIAD
ICE CREAM BEAN
IVY'S ERYTHINA
n JAMAICA CAPER
LADY PALM
LEAD TREE
LIME 
n MAGNOLIA
n MAHOGANY
MARIGOLDS
n MARLBERRY Ardisia escallonioides
                                              MILLET   NC roadside
          n MORNING GLORY MERRIAM DISSECTA  
Nepthytis (red veins)Syngonium podophyllum
  OAKS
ONIONS 
PAPAYA
PASSION VINE
PEPPER
PINEAPPLE
PINTO BEANS
n POINSETTIA
POISONOUS EUPHORBIA
POND APPLE
n PORTERWEED
PORTULACA
n POST OAK
POWDER PUFF
QUEEN PALM Syagrus romanzoffiana
RED FLOWER
n RED MAPLE
ROSE
n ROUGE PLANT
SAPOTE
SAW PALMETTO
n SCORPION TAIL
n SEMINOLE PUMPKIN
SHAMPOO GINGER
n SMILAX
SNAKE PLANT (DWARF)
SOUTHERN TREE (purple flower)
SWAMP LILY
SWEET POTATO
TI PLANT
TOMATO
TRIANGLE PALM
WAX MYRTLE
WHITE INDIGOBERRY
WILD COFFEE
YLANG YLANG
YUCCA 

ALL THIS ON LESS THAN 10,000 SQ FT. I have a Squirrel problem now. 9 new houses and 9 lots cleared and since I have lots of food for them, I now have about 8 squirrels living in the yard. Though I think the two from Larrys lineage are trying to contact me.


SECTION SIX
ARTICLE THREE
Here are some of my Connecticut job experiences. 
Looking for a New Englandy place to live after living in Tucson for six years, I went to the Boston area first. I got pulled over by a cop trying to find my way around a tight little neighborhood in Boston in my search for a home and the only way out was going the wrong way on a one-way street… and there’s a cop. I talked my way out of it and went on for a quieter town between there and Salem.

Then I realized that maybe Vermont, New Hampshire and Massachusetts were far from the people we knew, and Enfield Connecticut was quite New Englandy in its own way with its old houses and farm stands. At the end of April, I had been at Norms for two weeks. They spent a month or something in Cape Cod and I was house sitting which, all in all, was a pretty cool transition to New England. Taking care of Freddy the dog and shepherding the arrival of Dickens and Rocky, our cats.

 


I applied at Tarnow Nursery which was down the road about a half a mile and got a job. Minimum wage had risen to $3.35 an hour and despite a pretty good horticultural resume by this point, I started at $3.50. Owner John was a well-known skinflint as I found out from his nieces Nancy and Susan who had set up the nursery the previous fall and ran the place. He barely paid them 4 an hour to run the place, and they were kin.

There’s that pattern emerging that most guys wanted to be millionaires. The nursery owner probably became a millionaire eventually, on the backs of 100, mostly dedicated young people of course. As did Tom Collins in later years with lots of turnover and probably 1000 employees at Captain Hirams in Sebastian Florida. As did the owners of Rock City leaving 500 disgruntled employees in their wake at least.

Joe from Springfield came along at Tarnow Nursery, and he was a young, but old looking, college grad and he became the boss and Susan and Nancy went back to the main store to work, except weekends when Joe was off, and they were the bosses. We spent a lot of time talking on the weekends and there was quite a bunch of interesting kids that came through that summer. That was a good crew.

At 32, I was the oldest at the jobsite and should have been well on my way to a capitalist career and accumulating assets and investing for retirement, but I wasn’t buying into this system. I had learned quite a bit about plants the previous four years with the mall and caretaker job, and I quickly learned about Connecticut's favorite plants.

I thought I had quite a good sales approach and we were taught to handle two customers and go between them while, you know, keeping the elbows and ankles flying when Joe was there. I started by being a loader and met many of the Enfield people who frequented the store who lauded the variety of the plants. This was no vegetable stand with plants, it was a slick professionalism that people like, and Tarnows quickly became Enfields favorite nursery.

The end of the summer came, and it was pumpkins and fall decorations and selling the fall planting concept. The kids went back to college, and I became the main salesperson (except when that lazy guinea schlub from the Main store worked there). He was lazy as fuck and immediately had an effect on productivity. By November, Michelle ran the Christmas shop, and I was the everything else person. She was sharp and knew how to please the little old ladies buying Christmas fluff.

So, my first winter since 1977-8 was set to arrive. We came back to experience the seasons, right? My partner and I had moved to the Thompsonville section of Enfield, and it was like a slice of Boston, a dose of “Southy” that had dropped down in the Connecticut River Valley. 

There was Ragnos where they served the food I had missed out in Arizona. A little further away was the best Polish Deli I had ever hoid. Our daughter was born and then baptized at the ancient gothy church down the street. A little further down the street, a Norman Rockwell Christmas emerged at Freshwater Pond when the ice froze.   

It was exciting and I realized at this point that I had truly created my own path. My peers were buying houses and working in cubicles, but I decided to carve my own path. I was creating my own horticultural college experience in a pull up your bootstrap's way. 

There was Tiny’s Little criminal enterprise next door in a pool hall and a host of characters living in 8 rentals in two large houses. Add loose soap opera here.

I bought some choice little evergreens and had planted them on the side of the house. Rocky and Dickens would run up the steps to come in because the back steps were missing. I was planting in this grey dust they called soil and people were digging it. “Looks good” said local murderer Wilmer Paradise.

My partner was working downtown, and I went to the local employment agency to find another job when I got laid off after Christmas. When you make peanuts, the unemployment was very minimal and a couple weeks before Valentines day I got a job with a wholesale Greenhouse.

Former Ball Seed Vice President Peter Stanley was one of the most manic people I’d ever met. He had reconstructed two 440 foot greenhouses and was striking out on his own with his patented concept called Jet Plugs. Instead of the usual 75 cent plugs these were much smaller and only about 35 cents if I recall, so that was 40 cents a plant profit. I learned the long road from producer to purchaser. 

One day running between greenhouses I caught the top of my head on a round eyehook. Shouldn’t have torn my head open since it wasn’t sharp in any way, but that was a trip to the emergency clinic and 13 stitches. My nickname was Zipperhead for a while.

So there I was off to a new job in early February with the temperature around 10 degrees and a dry wicked wind was blowing so it felt like it was well below zero and I was reminded of one of the reasons I moved to Arizona. It was COLD! Everything was frozen and the loading dock area looked to be abandoned with 4’x4’ flattened boxes blowing around and other litter was being blown around. I was looking for a job here? It looked like a disaster area.

Peter was short on employees and this was his problem. So he hired me on at $4.25 an hour which was 25% more than I was making at Tarnow Nursery. An employee was walkie talkied to come and give me an orientation. She was one of those tall Nordic women who cursed very fluently. We got on pretty good, I was always monogamous, so there was never sexual tension with any female co-workers.

 In the world of capitalism, men are sheltered from the minorities and they were the bosses of the women and this is why so much sexism remains. You treat a woman like a dude, and they respond in kind. At the mall I also talked with dozens of the employees from every demographic. I reject the notion that I “don’t know how to communicate”. At Tarnow Nursery I met practically everyone in town who came to check out the place. I had the gift of gab when I was younger. I spent the entirety of the 80's meeting people. 9 different jobs 9 different experiences. 

I don’t remember the flaxen haired Valkyries name but she walked me to the first Greenhouse and it was a moment like no other. People with glasses know how they fog up in changing conditions. Ten below zero with a wicked wind chill and it was like Dorothy opening the door to the colors of Oz.

Tropical plants as far as the eye could see and a temperature to match. Plants poised for the Valentines Day sales. Here was a new experience to jump into, fer sure. Many tales I will relate later and just one to keep the flow. Bosses such as Jim the asshole came along and White Knight Dwight from out of state was a hired gun and a spectacular dude. No college for him either and he was older than me and had a wide variety of job experiences. He and his friend from Pittsburgh completely refurbished the existing greenhouses and brought another one into service.

When all was said and done, our little family moved to the field office of Consolidated Cigar that Dwight and Marian had p reviouslylived in. There was always a boss over me, and they all got fired or quit and I was a constant for Stanley Greenhouses and now lived across the street in the cutest little white house you ever saw.

Summer of 86 with my first biological child who was a fun little baby and it was an exciting time. I believe the wife quit her job to be a mommy since I was putting in 60 hours a week, and making enough. A typical day would have me at 7:00 walking over to begin venting around 15,000 sq. ft. of greenhouse.

By then the Weather Channel had become the bomb, and I would vent accordingly, depending on that days conditions. Rolling carts waited on the very large loading dock and sometimes I took a smaller truck and loaded from the greenhouse. Then I would drive and deliver for ten hours going to Mattapan or Poughkeepsie or over Mt Adams with a ton of wet plants. I’d come back and close the vents to keep the greenhouses at 75 degrees, then walk home after a 13-hour day. But it was interesting, you know. I set up plant displays at BJ’s Wholesale and delivered to every Paperama in southern New England out to the Hudson in New York.

Work hard and be rewarded was the message of my youth but then I learned from a friend that I had to work smart. That made sense. But did it mean conniving to scratch and claw my way above other employees? Yes, it did. The secret to the American Dream, if you wanted financial security, is that you needed to be the boss. To be able to manipulate people to work harder than they shouldSqueezing productivity from underpaid employees was never a lure to me.

The boss at Walmart making sure no one talks to each other. The warehouse manager not caring about workers injuries. The head nurse that all the CNA’s hate. My philosophy is that I don’t like being bossed and I don’t like BEING the boss.  

So here I was with caretaking experience, a difficult mall gardening job that included irrigation work, and then some electrical work. A nursery job and greenhouse experience. I was training myself in Horticulture. So, by 1987 Peter ratcheted down his business because his mercurial bossmanship just wasn’t making the money he expected, although of course he blamed the employees.

He even had me set up a retail shop the spring after Dwight left and people recognized me from Tarnows. Then there were the BJ Wholesale sites where I set up the indoor displays and returned weekly to replace plants in ‘86. I even drove to Syracuse a couple of times.

I reckon it was the summer of 87 and I decided I needed indoor plant experience on my resume. The good thing about interior plantwork was that it was a way to work through a New England winter. I spent nine months at Plantations who had some very professional training. I forgot how I left that job.

Then there was the Plantscape job where I was the only dude. When they went big on a pink and black theme with uniforms and stickers and what all else, I found it amusing and they found a way to frame and fire me.

In spring of ’88 I got a job with probably one of the best crews ever. There was the boss, another Lori with an I, who was a dairy farmers daughter. She had grown up with machines and tractors and got the notion to start a landscaping business. Dwarf Evergreens were trending and the plant selection was minty and the boss was calm and organized.

There was Bob the biker. A big bear of a guy with a big beard that the boss described as more a Teddy Bear than a Grizzly. There was Randy the Redneck and there were many interesting discussions altogether between all of us. A big gun enthusiast and one of the first Preppers I ever met. He had enough food for a year at least and even an underground gasoline tank. Randy and his Super Swampers were such a caricature.

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Armageddon happens and people are hungry roaming the land for food and shelter We asked him what he would do if dozens of hungry people and their children were walking up his driveway looking for assistance. His answer was that he would “mow them down like zombies.” Then there was Mike Two Hawks, who said he was derided as “only” a quarter blood Mohawk by his peers, but who seemed to be fully authentic. He taught me ceremony and quite a bit else though he was younger.

 There was Dat Shenoy and his family. He was a tech dude who quit the biz and wanted to be a landlord. He would be buying houses and I would renovate the landscaping and help him clean and paint the indoors. I’ve liked Painting ever since.

I don’t know what years those were with Dat and his lovely family and where they fit in with all those other Connecticut jobs I had, but it was certain that no one could cite my lack of hustle. A 50 hour week was quite normal for me in the 80’s. I had packed in quite a bit of training in horticulture and with Lori I had the classic experience of driving a 1949 Ford tractor down the state road creating a traffic jam.

With my previous greenhouse experience, I stayed on with the landscaper when it got too cold to plant Junipers in the frozen ground. There was Joe Gidvelas with his mafioso persona. He cursed all the time and was very gruff, except when he was planting tissue culture jet plugs and he treated those like newborn babies.

In ’89 we got an offer to come to Florida to be manipulated by my in-laws. My dad drove my rusted Datsun King Cab pickup, and I drove a Hertz rental truck like the ones I drove for Stanley.  Without cell phones and global positioning satellites, we always had a place where we would meet if we got separated. This was important going on the six lane I-295 around Washington DC.

Susan and Nancy

Probably more administrative skill than all the men in the Tarnow organization. A song called “The Warrior” brought me back to that time.  And really it all just brings me back to when I started getting into the groove with a career in horticulture, botany, hydrology, being in on the beginning of tissue culture and all the rest.  

My first notion is that the Green Industry is about the least green of them all. All the pollution required to make plastic and then there’s the toxic particles when it burns. 

First there is the immense tracts of irrigation pipes at Park Mall where I worked in ’81/2. 528 sprinkler heads in an area so vast I had to use a bicycle to reach the further ends of it. Today they have an easy, remote thingy that lets you to change to different irrigation zones without having to go back to the time clock.

I started to point out the hypocrisy of using a lot of mulch for environmental reasons when the plastic bags for one job created more plastic garbage than ten families could make in a week! I really noticed it after I moved to Connecticut and worked at Tarnow nursery as a loader. All day long loading “green” products in thousands of plastic bags. Brian and I had to wind down with some California bud and Motley Crues “Shout at the Devil" after loading many tons of bags.

                    Stanley Greenhouse was a joke in the waste department. Thousands of hanging baskets. Thousands of holiday plants. It was about the profit.  I went back to Tarnow for another interesting spring but Stanley wanted me and I got another paltry raise to $4.75.

I went and did 18 months with two interior plant companies in the third largest indoor plant market at the time, Hartford Connecticut. 

 After I told Mike Two Hawks about my Indian sweet corn project, we began talking how the natives here, The Podunks among others, lived cleanly and simply on the east side of the Connecticut River.

I told him about the Charter Oak and how it was also the ceremonial Oak. When the oak leaves were the size of mouse ears, it was time to plant the corn. Later the “Fundamental Orders of 1639” were hidden in the tree.

So I learned ceremony at the start of the work day.  It was the cusp of the dwarf evergreeen trend and we planted many yards during the year and a half I worked there. The same crew; a redneck - a biker -an Indian- a farm girl who loved tractors, -a foul mouthed fat guy and me the heirloom organic dude.

Orchid Island;    invasive plants A1A and Jungle Trail and cutting the pepper at Stickneys.

I made TWO habitat reports and talked to two property managers and if nothing else showed them up to be hypocrites. Headline proclaiming how they gave $3726 to the Environmental Learning Center. A greenwashing of the corporate sort. A showy gift of charity (probably some costume fetish ball) but not able to comprehend how the 600 acre community should be managed. No outdoor stewardship, it was about selling memberships and empty  million dollar lots. No fucks given for the sake of migrating animals and enhancing nature. No one to notice the disapearing stands of native plants on site.

I saw an opportunity for me to create a job with habitat at this place but these richy rich clubs have their richy rich wanna be millionaire employees (bag boys / shop girls / wait staff / department heads /real estate parasites) all stabbing each other in the back as they kick and claw their way to the top of the Torwest corporate organization.

          Finally, I started my own business The Garden Green. A humble, small company as there ever was. 2001 to 2021. Now I’m off to start something new.

Diversions. 2022.

DIVERSIONS 2023

DIVISIONS OF DIVERSIONS

THE GARDEN GREEN

FANCY PLANTS NURSERY



INTEGRATED PEST MANAGEMENT

broccoli black thumb



-6-4-

THE FINAL SLAUGHTER

and my resume


     Ancient Garden attempts to bring you a working knowledge of the plant world so we can all create a plan for the stewardship of nature. 

            Left to its own devices, nature knows what to do. Humans however have taken resource extraction as a basis for wealth, with very few giving back. Everyone wants to park in the shade but no one wants to plant a tree. Capitalism is like the Aunt emptying valuables from Grandmas house as me mere is dying in the hospital. 

            I like to use the example of the Astor family to illustrate how we've gone wrong. John Jacob Astor made his money by having millions of animals killed. A master of the Fur Trade, it's said he had a golden touch, but I can't stop the image of the bones of skinned animals drying in the sun. Slaughtered.

            Dynasties of wealth were made from the stripping of the ancient forests across the world. Proper society is filled with illegitimate wealth that has been derived from development and destruction and understanding this is lesson one. Creating abundance is the only true wealth. 

             Imagine some little 4-ounce bird has just flown 250 miles hopping from one island to the next looking for food and shelter as it migrates north. She goes to  the cookie cutter house in the gated community and sees oleanders, ixora, plumbago, philodendron, and other non-native plants. Off to the next house....no food here either.  

            Finally, she flies into my yard, White Indigo Berry, Wild Coffee (psycotira nervosa), Tamarind, Elderberry, Sugar Cane, Fiddlewood, Maypop (passion vine) Marlberry, Saw Palmetto, Snowberry and others. If not fruiting, they are flowering which attracts the many pollinating insects birds love to eat. Right now in early November Fiddlewood is flowering and Marlberry and Firebush and Wild Coffee have large, juicy berries waiting for migrating birds to arrive.



 by   Mr. Phyllode Pinnate

 
          



  • -6-5-IPM LRJ     rough draft

Integrated pest management (IPM)

SUGGESTIONS FOR STEWARDSHIP AT THE LAURA RIDING JACKSON HISTORICAL HOME AND GARDENS

this is the current working copy 

           I went through the master gardener program in the spring of 1989 in Connecticut, and in Florida in the fall of 1991. This was thirty years ago, back when people still had bags of toxic powders such as Chlordane in their chemical sheds.  The Cold War was over there somewhere, but the war on insects raged continuously my entire life here in the homeland. Most garages and sheds had a toxic stink with the dizzying compounds of the day. But, after all, there was a war on insects.   And weeds.   Poisoned groundwater be damned.

   I’ve promoted the idea of adding native plants for 33 years. Diversity is the key. So, I plant natives and tear out some invasives. I work with what people have. Move a few things. Add natives and check monthly on the gardens progress. The places I take care of currently don’t get sprayed for insects.  Established sites with diverse insects' populations.

 I added two native Porterweeds to the Firebush area. The Porterweeds that were planted, are actually not the native.  Native Plant choices is an important part of Integrated Pest Management. (IPM)

HERE IS A LIST OF PLANTS THAT ARE NOT NATIVE BUT ARE BEING USED ON THE SITE OR BEING PROPOSED

WEDELIA extremely invasive and University of Florida recommends its removal.

LANTANA   only the white Lantana is not invasive or toxic. Most Lantana is invasive and one of its problems is the unripe toxic berries that make them a dealbreaker. Livestock, pets and people can be poisoned by all parts of the Lantana and they should all be slated for replacement. With their rapid growth, there will be proportionally more time spent pruning it back. 

A native plant like White Indigoberry attracts pollinators with its flowers, and birds with its fruit. It grows 90% slower than something like lantana and never needs fertilizer. White Indigoberry has small shiny leaves and white fruit that is purple inside.  This color surprise is the kind of thing a child would appreciate. 

I would be cautious about changing too much. Replacing Lantana with Gopher Apple would be a great idea.

TURKS CAP  naturalized in Florida, but not a native. It is useful for Hummingbirds and others. One to keep, but keep only one, and don’t let it spread. Needs a lot of pruning

BOTTLEBRUSH  from Australia, not even from this hemisphere. Fixin’ to bloom so it looks good. Dwarf is a good choice since Bottlebrush needs room to grow and time devoted to pruning it. Otherwise, I think the native plant palette is lacking at this site because of the effort to be pretty like a dinner party setting. This is not Hershy Gardens, this is something new. People stopped planting Bottlebrush twenty years ago because of its pruning needs to keep it from over growing its location.  It’s supposed to be wild. It doesn’t matter how far Gopher Apple Spreads or where it grows. It's useful anywhere.

JASMINE  Night blooming Jasmine has great blooming time three or four times a year and is easy to keep under control. Native to the West Indies, not Florida, but a worthy exotic and will delight nightime visitors to the garden. Has a wicked caterpillar problem but grows back quickly after it's pruned. Confederate Jasmine is a 40 foot vine and I’m not sure how compatible it will be with a 2’x4’ trellis in that tiny childrens scent garden. It will probably bloom nice in March, but maybe consider moving it somewhere else after that. Maybe to hide the rat killing box near the house. I think some of the students are finding the rat killing boxes distasteful. Two people walking by went Ewwww. I don’t know if it was that or the smell of Fish Emulsion fertilizer.

CITRUS       Key Lime seems to love where it is and more of them would be recommended. What would Laura do? Maybe have ten of them and make it a U-Pick for a yearly fundraiser.

SESBANIA punicea        (RATTLEBOX)   an invasive escaping into fragile wetland areas. Extremely not recommended.

CARDBOARD PALM   at the old LRJ site at the ELC, the Atala Butterfly made a spectacular display after eating the COONTIES leaves. Cardboard Palm has been mistaken for Coonties or something. Cardboard Palm (Zamia furfuracea) is a prickly plant to prune and quite invasive and too large to be next to a path. My encounters with it are as a notorious, invasive plant. Difficult to prune back or dig out, it is also extremely not recommended.

HONEYSUCKLE   all types are invasive. Japanese particularly, not even worth it for the flowers. Pulled some out that had escaped a pot today. The exception is a Florida Honeysuckle that is valuable for wildlife.

Plant choice is a very important aspect of Integrated Pest Management. Time management also.

We have to decide right from the start whether big showy flowers from plants from countries on the other side of the world are going to seem practical.  Or do we want to illustrate the more subtle delights of our own native plants. To the young people coming to learn green alternatives, they aren't really going to experience that.  i don't think we want to create some comfort zone for Boomers. The use of Lantana is laughable to young radical horts (horticultualists) who see that people with degrees don't use the internet to see if Lantana is poisonous or invasive. 

I see a complete abandonment of the basic principles that were supposed to be behind the garden.  The first mistake was putting in an irrigation system. Google PVC production and pollution. Greenpeace was aware of the hazards twenty years ago. PVC: The Poison Plastic (greenpeace.org)

At a Sebastian Tree Board meeting in 1998 it was suggested we plant a native garden between the Annex buildings. A chronically flooded area with a couple of sad Queen Palms, it was the intention of the Tree Board to exhibit alternatives to the same old, same old, hackneyed landscapes. My co-advisor, Janice Broda, was busy with other projects and suggested I draw a plan. So I did and the Tree Board tweaked it and the City Council approved it. 

To make a very long story very short, I'd like to point out I took care of it the first ten years and never added fertilizer or mulch. The total cost at that time was $326. It never needed mulch and fertilizer. It replicated itself with native wildflowers. AND, its still there 24 years later. 33'x90'.  In 2010, the Town added benches and a sidewalk, and they trim the two hedges. These two hedges are, Florida Privet (Forestiara segragata) and the other one is Necklace Pod. (Sophora tomentosa)

 

Unfortunately, in most cases these highly not recommended plants, in general, have no wildlife value.  Zero. For every plant we should ask. Is it useful, or just pretty? Cardboard Palm isn't even pretty. This isn't an arrangement for a dinner party, we want to show people how to be a healthy cell in a sick world.  

Necklace Pod, Firebush, Live Oak, Coral Bean  and Buttonwood are solid choices for a native plant garden. Sea Grape is a 30'x30' monster and I am wondering about the thought process that placed them 3' from a pathway. Recently I saw hundreds of Dragonflies flying between the Buttonwoods. Definitly impressive. The Dragonfly needs high vantage points to rest, and look for their next hunting area.

 "Don't need to prune Button woods" is what I'm told.  The problem with that would be when unpruned side branches grow sideways twenty feet, impeding mowing. So in this case, I'd prune the tallest ones at six feet (they are the most vigourous growers and will fill in quicker). This way the sideways branching occurs higher up the tree and never interferes with mowing or walking.  As they get tall and grow a canopy, lower branches can't compete. Something as simple as this saves many hours of pruning time in the future.

          Back to the bugs, in '89, as a phone volunteer for The Extension service, I was supposed to be recommending Sevin to kill Japanese Beetles on roses. Then two days later, "aren't those a beautiful bunch of roses" were on the dinner table. Little chunks of Sevin falling in the mashed potatoes. Today people still use it, but in many countries Sevin has been banned.  

            Instead, I'd tell people to knock the Jbeetles into bags (they were all paper bags back then) and burn the little bastards in the Bar-B-Q. Wink wink, nod nod. No one likes to kill anything, but University research says to kill them. Kill kill kill. Some people don’t have it in them to kill every bad bug they see, and I totally get it.  Tomato Hornworms are so gross, I throw them in the street instead of trying to crush them with a brick or something.

           I’ve been fortunate to no longer have insect problems in the seven gardens I currently take care of, other than occasionally spraying horticultural oil. Luckily, I only see an occasional Japanese Beetle where I live but I know how bad they can be. How would we deal with an infestation? 

                I designed the Atrium Garden at The Emerson Center in 2010 and have taken care of it since.  Briefly I want to point out this garden is surrounded by four high walls and is at least 75 feet from any other plants. How can birds and insects find this area? What plants could survive the summer heat and direct sun in June July and August? 

Another self replicating area, it has a native Aster that blooms every November when the snowbirds arrive. This year I spent about $25 for new plants.  One was Goldenrod and the little plant grew quite a few branches and I'm waiting for it to bloom. Another area that only uses fish emulsion for fertilizer. No mulch because there are fallen leaves and groundcover.  

The Atrium is about 30 feet from the Emerson Center Box office inside the Unitarian Universalist church if you want to see it. There are always at least ten different plants that are blooming. A very nice example of how good a White Indigoberry can look, is there. Birds stripped the Simpson Stopper that had hundreds of berries.  

                    In the Atrium, a young Palm became infested with scale. I had been cutting the fronds off, but kept the stems that were infested with Scale. As an experiment I didn’t smother them with horticultural oil but waited to see how the problem would develop further. As it turned out three months later, the Scale was completely gone. I suspect Lizards ate them.  Another important part of IPM is knowing when to leave things alone.

With long term customers there is always a plethora of insects. I was   fortunate to be working on a site when there was a hatching of Atala Butterflies. I was like, …endangered species, gotta get a count... there was 23. I was ecstatic as they flew all around me because I knew that was why so many Coonties were planted. This was at the ELC site of the Laura Riding Jackson house.

In general, pest insects abound and invade quickly, while beneficials are slower to reproduce.  I worked with Biogreen once upon a time and learned there was a registry of chemically sensitive people. These were among Biogreens customers, who did natural shrub and lawn fertilization. With the proposed cement dust replacement of the shell paths, I have to say we shouldn't be encouraging any kind of cement since it is the ... From BBC news, "If the cement industry were a country, it would be the third largest emitter in the world - behind China and the US. It contributes more CO2 than aviation fuel (2.5%) and is not far behind the global agriculture business (12%)." Aside from that, it seems incompatible with children digging in the dirt for word rocks. 

People have been programmed to think that all insects needed to be killed. Annoying little buggers. But there’s a Dragonfly resting on that tall dead flower stem you were just going to prune because no one wants to see dead things. For every plant, ask the question, pretty or practical?  People don’t want to see dead things, but the insects do.  I use logs with prominent branches for Lizards to climb and live near. I use Leaf Mulch to harbor food for birds and encourage as much of the web of life as possible.

Luckily, people are beginning to learn that we shouldn’t be trying to attract European Honeybees. If we do things right, we can create a favorable environment for the 400 Native Bee species who can be doing a lot more to pollinate crops here in Florida where we grow things all year long. Shipping Bees a thousand miles to pollinate crops is the height of absurdity in my opinion, and illustrates how dead our ecosystems have become. We need to educate but the LRJ Foundation seems poised to go back to the poisonous 80’S and the ignorance that has led to what is now being called the Insect Apocalypse.

 In central Florida, once the mosquito problem begins in earnest, the Dragonflies follow about two weeks later. When I moved to Florida 33 years ago, I was expecting far more mosquitos and I found out that Indian River County was foresightful many decades ago in its mosquito management plan. The spray trucks gotta go but people don't have that kind of patience it seems.

Chemical companies come in and spray a site with chemicals before parties so there are no mosquitos. “Safe once is it dry” is a big fat lie. The green alternative that is becoming popular, is for people to use fans because mosquitos can’t fly when there is more than a 15 MPH breeze. 

This is the main reason for the garden,I thought. To show people there are non-toxic alternatives to yardcare. Lauras house at the ELC was a Hornet and Wasp magnet. So, should we spray the typical Hornet Killer that contains petroleum distillates? The idea I had was to use poles to knock them down. I can make bamboo poles of any size at home. So, I kept one at the site and when I saw a Hornets I knocked the nest down with an 8 foot or 12 foot pole and ran like the Dickens. Non-toxic pest control. That’s IPM.      

 People are used to having pest control companies come and spray, but I convinced customers that they didn’t have to spend all that money every year and encouraged the use of leaf mulches. I never charge for fertilizer and mulch. Leaf mulches could keep the plants green without the pelletized fertilizer, which is something a chemical free, organic, historical home with many visitors would want. There are many lesser-known good guys such as Assassin bugs we need to bring to the garden. Master Gardener educators will tell you 99% of insects will not harm your plants, and this is a good basis for a LRJ ted talk. How we deal with insects? A panel of three IPM knowledgeable people (who know all the facts better than I do), taking questions, would be very educational forum on site for the public.

THE PLANT OF THE MONTH DISPLAY SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY GOOD IDEA

JAN            Firebush

FEB            Saw Palmetto /// Gopher Apple

MAR            Cabbage Palm /// Rouge Plant

APRIL          Live Oak MYRSINE

MAY             weeds or wildflowers native poinsettia   No Mow May

JUNE           Longleaf Pine 

JULY            Simpson Stopper

AUG               Sea Grape

September     Coral Bean -flowering currently

OCTOBER       Coco Plum   still has fruit on it

NOVEMBER      Erdonia /// White Indigoberry

DECEMBER       Beach Sunflower /// Fiddlewood

  It was the end of an era when I got to Indian River County in September ‘89. I remember one of the first times I went to cross the Wabasso Bridge there was a tractor pulling a 500 gallon tank in a field right after the tackle shop. Then …splip… all this gray chemical on the windshield and side window.

                Having No scheduled sprayings is the essential aspect of IPM. This is what happened. Companies figured out it was cheaper to monitor and only spray when necessary.  We did it with the entire community of Orchid Island during its foreclosure (91-94). Orchid island was a grapefruit grove that became a town. There were 11 houses there during foreclosure and many acres of citrus groves to drive through. 

                            Many were dead and ready for the burn pile but the soil there was very similar to Lauras, two miles away in Wabasso,  a sandy gray marl.   There were five of us to take care of 60 acres of grounds and 160 acres of golf course. Letting much of the rough go, iit left 100 acres to mow. 

                         Master Gardener class in ’91 in St. Lucie County was a lot about citrus and how things were changing in the groves. Golf courses and groves were all about saving money on buying all those expensive toxins, when a little monitoring made a big difference. I saw both industries change in the early 90’s. Extension agent Dan Culbert came to visit our skeleton crew at Orchid Island in 1992 to see if he had any advice on managing the property. He said we were the first commercial account he visited, and conversely, he learned a lot from us.

           Integrated pest management begins with knowing your plants. Knowing your site. Is that leaf spot on the Gumbo Limbo a problem? “It looks like it’s dying”. A few weeks later, the new growth covered it up and the spotty leaves fell off. Leaf spot rarely kills plants. I trimmed off a branch that was headed for the house and noted “crisis averted.” 

                A natural, unsprayed garden in 2022 will look like Laura’s citrus in one way. Brown dead looking things are normal for citrus with its thick hide, as Laura knew, and dead things are normal for gardens that endeavor to create habitat for wildlife. A real wildlife habitat is not elegant but when there was a baby Sand Hill Crane to feed, I’m glad we didn’t have pelletized fertilizer spread around. The parents were spending the mornings hunting for any insects that moved on and on both sides of the site. The baby Crane grew quick in June and July and now they are gone. 

 I imagine Laura had gotten many regular customers who understood that organic growing was just the old school way of growing. She didn’t need Arsenic to sweeten her grapefruit, as was the custom with the big companies. She probably wouldn’t use pelletized fertilizer either, but would add organic compost of some sort. Probably by the seventies, Scotty’s was selling it in bagged form. Horse manure was probably readily available during her business years. i wonder if she kept any garden diaries.

I have to mention the most interesting insect invasion so far. Elliot and I were talking about the property,  and he wanted me to take a second look at the Pine Trees. We were in a semi-drought condition from May through July and it rained just enough, just in time, to avoid a severe drought. I had thought the Pines were a bit drought stressed and it would have been natural for them to have yellow needles ready to fall off because of the dryness. 

So, I hadn’t noticed a problem up to that point. Let ‘em drop, makes a good mulch. ‘Better take a second look’ he said, and I did and it was the most caterpillars I’d seen in a long time.    What the goody two sticks, I thought, there were millions of them. They were absolutely destroying this tree. A couple more nearby were rapidly getting devoured and this looked like a terrible infestation.  

Here they are, the much harder to find, Long leaf Pines, doing really well, but covered with, what reminded me of Gypsy Moth, on trees up north. We are just outside the range of the Long Leaf Pine which is being re-introduced in Northern Florida.  Hopefully we have introduced an up north pest to the area.

 Turns out they were not even moth or butterfly caterpillars, but Sawfly larvae. This is knowing the bug part of IPM.  I see that docents from the nearby college and high school are going to be recruited and this is a concept that is going to be worked on for future planning. I think you will find some enthusiasm for this garden with the many sciences that are involved and the issues we can explore.  

 Put the word garden where the childrens garden is now. The Mimosa is a shoveling out nightmare. Pull the Wedelia out by the entrance, and put the Mimosa there. The Conferate Jasmine will never survive in that spot. It wants to grow forty feet. So that’s the best place for a word garden or over to the right to replace the ferns.


  -6-6- THE GARDEN GREEN

In 1984, as a salesman for Tarnow Nursery, I was supposed to recommend Diazinon to kill moles or something. Birds were eating the Diazinon pellets and dying and it was finally banned in 2004. Unfortunately today, people still use weed and feed whose pellets look like seed and in most neighborhoods it’s like it’s still the eighties and chemcicals will fix everything. Don't claim to be for nature if y’all do stuff like this. Imma put another picture of the baby Crane who was feeding in the garden this summer. Food only, it’s why I was only going to use fish emulsion and time release fertilizer. All the oaks got a proportional amount from the $24.99 bucket of slow release fertilizer from Busy Bee. And some iron plus or something for anything that looked yellow and weak. Something from Home Depot. Slow release over three months is the only way to go. Some pelletized materials go below the root zone in a two-inch downpour! It’s that soluble.

        At the time, in the mid-eighties I was reading permaculture literature, primarily, Michael Pilarski.   There wasn't a need for chemicals in a food forest he would explain. Permanent Agriculture is called permaculture and I was able to do that in Hazardville Connecticut. So I would like to introduce the idea of a food forest to the LRJ site.

            I was reading and purchasing the Rodale books about organic gardening and really started gardening organically with heirloom seeds when I got to North Street for the summers of 87 88 and 89.

            Seed Savers Exchange was my other primary source of information. Seed Savers Exchange - Wikipedia   Magazines such as Harrowsmith promoted no-till pesticide free farming while the Rodale books on organic gardening laid out the basics for keeping chemicals off your own food. Why the wholesale genocide then? At a gated community, they seemed to have no birds for a while. For a good six months it was like, there … are … no birds. Wading birds, sure, because of the ponds. There were no insects and consequently no songbirds. It was spooky.

         

Integrated pest management is about knowing the insects. In the last few years Bagworms seemed to become prolific. I thought it might make good nesting material. Tiny sticks and food ready to hatch. When I researched it, it seems that bagworms are not a useful bird food so I rinsed them off the persons house. Maybe some ground feeders would enjoy them, like Doves. We've all been poisoned, the younger ones less so, since many of the worst chemicals have been banned.  Chemical warfare on the Boomers has subsided once the worst of the WW2 chemicals had been expended. None of the last seven presidents have wanted to tackle the Trillion-dollar Toxic Waste cleanup that waits for us at military bases here in the homeland. La Jeune military base in the news lately. It’s really important for us to illustrate.......


 







New England Rainbow 
           

        

-6-6-Ruminate

I was thinking about the grass and the poets need to ruminate. 

Then I wondered what Laura would say.

That's what cows do, she might speculate.

After they came over for the next bale of hay.

Alas, but to ruminate in the grass in languid splendor, in a poetry fueled bender. The gently swaying Rye Grass farted out in a clamorous thunder. 
ETC.


 I imagine Laura had gotten many regular customers who understood that organic growing was just the old school way of growing. She didn’t need Arsenic to sweeten her grapefruit, as was the custom with the big companies. She probably wouldn’t use pelletized fertilizer either, but would add organic compost of some sort. Probably by the seventies, Scotty’s was selling it in bagged form. Horse manure was probably readily available during her business years. i wonder if she kept any garden diaries.

-6-9-   RIVER RAT
Here are some of my Connecticut job experiences. 
Looking for a New Englandy place to live in 1984, after living in Tucson for six years, I went to the Boston area first. I got pulled over by a cop trying to find my way around a tight little neighborhood in Boston in my search for a home and the only way out was going the wrong way on a one way street… and there’s a cop. I talked my way out of it and went on for a quieter town between there and Salem.

Then I realized that maybe Vermont, New Hampshire and Massachusetts were far from the people we knew, and Enfield Connecticut was quite New Englandy in its own way with its old houses and farm stands. At the end of April I had been at Norms for two weeks. They spent a month or something in Cape Cod and I was house sitting which, all in all, was a pretty cool transition to New England. Taking care of Freddy the dog and shepherding the arrival of Dickens and Rocky, our cats.

 


I applied at Tarnow Nursery which was down the road about a half a mile and got a job. Minimum wage had risen to $3.35 an hour and despite a pretty good horticultural resume by this point, I started at $3.50. Owner John was a well known skinflint as I found out from his nieces Nancy and Susan who had set up the nursery the previous fall and ran the place. He barely paid them 4 an hour to run the place, and they were kin.

There’s that pattern emerging that most guys wanted to be millionaires. The nursery owner probably became a millionaire eventually, on the backs of 100, mostly dedicated young people of course. As did Tom Collins in later years with lots of turnover and probably 1000 employees at Captain Hirams. As did the owners of Rock City leaving 500 disgruntled employees in their wake at least.

Joe from Springfield came along at Tarnow Nursery and he was a young, but old looking, college grad and he became the boss and Susan and Nancy went back to the main store to work, except weekends when Joe was off, and they were the bosses. We spent a lot of time talking on the weekends and there was quite a bunch of interesting kids that came through that summer. That was a good crew.

At 32, I was the oldest at the jobsite and should have been well on my way to a capitalist career and accumulating assets and investing for retirement, but I wasn’t buying into this system. I had learned quite a bit about plants the previous four years with the mall and caretaker job, and I quickly learned about Connecticuts favorite plants.

I thought I had quite a good sales approach and we were taught to handle two customers and go between them while, you know, keeping the elbows and ankles flying when Joe was there. I started by being a loader and met many of the Enfield people who frequented the store who lauded the variety of the plants. This was no vegetable stand with plants, it was a slick professionalism that people like, and Tarnows quickly became Enfields favorite nursery.

The end of the summer came, and it was pumpkins and fall decorations and selling the fall planting concept. The kids went back to college and I became the main sales person (except when that lazy guinea schlub from the Main store worked there). He was lazy as fuck and immediately had an effect on productivity. By November, Michelle ran the Christmas shop and I was the everything else person. She was sharp and knew how to please the little old ladies buying Christmas fluff.

So my first winter since 1977-8 was set to arrive. We came back to experience the seasons, right? My partner and I had moved to the Thompsonville section of Enfield, and it was like a slice of Boston, a dose of “Southy” that had dropped down in the Connecticut River Valley. 

There was Ragnos where they served the food I had missed out in Arizona. A little further away was the best Polish Deli I had ever hoid. Our daughter was born and then baptized at the ancient gothy church down the street. A little further down the street, a Norman Rockwell Christmas emerged at Freshwater Pond when the ice froze.   

It was exciting and I realized at this point that I had truly created my own path. My peers were buying houses and working in cubicles, but I decided to carve my own path. I was creating my own horticultural college experience in a pull up your bootstraps way. 

There was Tiny’s Little criminal enterprise next door in a pool hall and a host of characters living in 8 rentals in two large houses. Add loose soap opera here.

I bought some choice little evergreens and had planted them on the side of the house. Rocky and Dickens would run up the steps to come in because the back steps were missing. I was planting in this grey dust they called soil and people were digging it. “Looks good” said local murderer Wilmer Paradise.

My partner was working downtown, and I went to the local employment agency to find another job when I got laid off after Christmas. When you make peanuts, the unemployment was very minimal and a couple weeks before Valentines day I got a job with a wholesale Greenhouse.

Former Ball Seed Vice President Peter Stanley was one of the most manic people I’d ever met. He had reconstructed two 440 foot greenhouses and was striking out on his own with his patented concept called Jet Plugs. Instead of the usual 75 cent plugs these were much smaller and only about 35 cents if I recall, so that was 40 cents a plant profit. I learned the long road from producer to purchaser. 

One day running between greenhouses I caught the top of my head on a round eyehook. Shouldn’t have torn my head open since it wasn’t sharp in any way, but that was a trip to the emergency clinic and 13 stitches. My nickname was Zipperhead for a while.

So there I was off to a new job in early February with the temperature around 10 degrees and a dry wicked wind was blowing so it felt like it was well below zero and I was reminded of one of the reasons I moved to Arizona. It was COLD! Everything was frozen and the loading dock area looked to be abandoned with 4’x4’ flattened boxes blowing around and other litter was being blown around. I was looking for a job here? It looked like a disaster area.

Peter was short on employees and this was his problem. So he hired me on at $4.25 an hour which was 25% more than I was making at Tarnow Nursery. An employee was walkie talkied to come and give me an orientation. She was one of those tall Nordic women who cursed very fluently. We got on pretty good, I was always monogamous, so there was never sexual tension with the female co-workers.

 In the world of capitalism, men are sheltered from the minorities and they were the bosses of the women and this is why so much sexism remains. You treat a woman like a dude, and they respond in kind. At the mall I also talked with dozens of the employees from every demographic. I reject the notion that I “don’t know how to communicate”. At Tarnow Nursery I met practically everyone in town who came to check out the place. I had the gift of gab when I was younger. I spent the entirety of the 80's meeting people. 9 different jobs 9 different experiences. 

I don’t remember the flaxen haired Valkyries name but she walked me to the first Greenhouse and it was a moment like no other. People with glasses know how they fog up in changing conditions. Ten below zero with a wicked wind chill and it was like Dorothy opening the door to the colors of Oz.

Tropical plants as far as the eye could see and a temperature to match. Plants poised for the Valentines Day sales. Here was a new experience to jump into, fer sure. Many tales I will relate later and just one to keep the flow. Bosses such as Jim the asshole came along and White Knight Dwight from out of state was a hired gun and a spectacular dude. No college for him either and he was older than me and had a wide variety of job experiences. He and his friend from Pittsburgh completely refurbished the existing greenhouses and brought another one into service.

When all was said and done, our little family moved to the field office of Consolidated Cigar that Dwight and Marian had p reviouslylived in. There was always a boss over me, and they all got fired or quit and I was a constant for Stanley Greenhouses and now lived across the street in the cutest little white house you ever saw.

Summer of 86 with my first biological child who was a fun little baby and it was an exciting time. I believe the wife quit her job to be a mommy since I was putting in 60 hours a week and making enough. A typical day would have me at 7:00 walking over to begin venting around 15,000 sq. ft. of greenhouse.

By then the Weather Channel had become the bomb, and I would vent accordingly, depending on that days conditions. Rolling carts waited on the very large loading dock and sometimes I took a smaller truck and loaded from the greenhouse. Then I would drive and deliver for ten hours going to Mattapan or Poughkeepsie or over Mt Adams with a ton of wet plants. I’d come back and close the vents to keep the greenhouses at 75 degrees, then walk home after a 13-hour day. But it was interesting, you know. I set up plant displays at BJ’s Wholesale and delivered to every Paperama in southern New England out to the Hudson in New York.

Work hard and be rewarded was the message of my youth but then I learned from a friend that I had to work smart. That made sense. But did it mean conniving to scratch and claw my way above other employees? Yes, it did. The secret to the American Dream, if you wanted financial security you needed to be the boss. To be able to manipulate people to work harder than they shouldSqueezing productivity from underpaid employees was never a lure to me.

The boss at Walmart making sure no one talks to each other. The warehouse manager not caring about workers injuries. The head nurse that all the CNA’s hate. My philosophy is that I don’t like being bossed and I don’t like BEING the boss.  

So here I was with caretaking experience, a difficult mall gardening job that included irrigation work, and then some electrical work. A nursery job and greenhouse experience. I was training myself in Horticulture. So, by 1987 Peter ratcheted down his business because his mercurial bossmanship just wasn’t making the money he expected, although of course he blamed the employees.

He even had me set up a retail shop the spring after Dwight left and people recognized me from Tarnows. Then there were the BJ Wholesale sites where I set up the indoor displays and returned weekly to replace plants in ‘86. I even drove to Syracuse a couple of times.

I reckon it was the summer of 87 and I decided I needed indoor plant experience on my resume. The good thing about interior plantwork was that it was a way to work through a New England winter. I spent nine months at Plantations who had some very professional training. I forgot how I left that job.

Then there was the Plantscape job where I was the only dude. When they went big on a pink and black theme with uniforms and stickers and what all else, I found it amusing and they found a way to frame and fire me.

In spring of ’88 I got a job with probably one of the best crews ever. There was the boss, another Lori with an I, who was a dairy farmers daughter. She had grown up with machines and tractors and got the notion to start a landscaping business. Dwarf Evergreens were trending and the plant selection was minty and the boss was calm and organized.

There was Bob the biker. A big bear of a guy with a big beard that the boss described as more a Teddy Bear than a Grizzly. There was Randy the Redneck and there were many interesting discussions altogether between all of us. A big gun enthusiast and one of the first Preppers I ever met. He had enough food for a year at least and even an underground gasoline tank. Randy and his Super Swampers were such a caricature.

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Armageddon happens and people are hungry roaming the land for food and shelter We asked him what he would do if dozens of hungry people and their children were walking up his driveway looking for assistance. His answer was that he would “mow them down like zombies.” Then there was Mike Two Hawks, who said he was derided as “only” a quarter blood Mohawk by his peers, but who seemed to be fully authentic. He taught me ceremony and quite a bit else though he was younger.

 There was Dat Shenoy and his family. He was a tech dude who quit the biz and wanted to be a landlord. He would be buying houses and I would renovate the landscaping and help him clean and paint the indoors. I’ve liked Painting ever since.

I don’t know what years those were with Dat and his lovely family and where they fit in with all those other Connecticut jobs I had, but it was certain that no one could cite my lack of hustle. A 50 hour week was quite normal for me in the 80’s. I had packed in quite a bit of training in horticulture and with Lori I had the classic experience of driving a 1949 Ford tractor down the state road creating a traffic jam.

With my previous greenhouse experience, I stayed on with the landscaper when it got too cold to plant Junipers in the frozen ground. There was Joe Gidvelas with his mafioso persona. He cursed all the time and was very gruff, except when he was planting tissue culture jet plugs and he treated those like newborn babies.

In ’89 we got an offer to come to Florida to be manipulated by my in-laws. My dad drove my rusted Datsun King Cab pickup, and I drove a Hertz rental truck like the ones I drove for Stanley.  Without cell phones and global positioning satellites, we always had a place where we would meet if we got separated. This was important going on the six lane I-295 around Washington DC.

Susan and Nancy

Probably more administrative skill than all the men in the Tarnow organization. A song called “The Warrior” brought me back to that time.  And really it all just brings me back to when I started getting into the groove with a career in horticulture, botany, hydrology, being in on the beginning of tissue culture and all the rest.  

My first notion is that the Green Industry is about the least green of them all. All the pollution required to make plastic and then there’s the toxic particles when it burns. 

First there is the immense tracts of irrigation pipes at Park Mall where I worked in ’81/2. 528 sprinkler heads in an area so vast I had to use a bicycle to reach the further ends of it. Today they have an easy, remote thingy that lets you to change to different irrigation zones without having to go back to the time clock.

I started to point out the hypocrisy of using a lot of mulch for environmental reasons when the plastic bags for one job created more plastic garbage than ten families could make in a week! I really noticed it after I moved to Connecticut and worked at Tarnow nursery as a loader. All day long loading “green” products in thousands of plastic bags. Brian and I had to wind down with some California bud and Motley Crues “Shout at the Devil" after loading many tons of bags.

                    Stanley Greenhouse was a joke in the waste department. Thousands of hanging baskets. Thousands of holiday plants. It was about the profit.  I went back to Tarnow for another interesting spring but Stanley wanted me and I got another paltry raise to $4.75.

I went and did 18 months with two interior plant companies in the third largest indoor plant market at the time, Hartford Connecticut. 

 After I told Mike Two Hawks about my Indian sweet corn project, we began talking how the natives here, The Podunks among others, lived cleanly and simply on the east side of the Connecticut River.

I told him about the Charter Oak and how it was also the ceremonial Oak. When the oak leaves were the size of mouse ears, it was time to plant the corn. Later the “Fundamental Orders of 1639” were hidden in the tree.

So I learned ceremony at the start of the work day.  It was the cusp of the dwarf evergreeen trend and we planted many yards during the year and a half I worked there. The same crew; a redneck - a biker -an Indian- a farm girl who loved tractors, -a foul mouthed fat guy and me the heirloom organic dude.

Orchid Island;    invasive plants A1A and Jungle Trail and cutting the pepper at Stickneys.

I made TWO habitat reports and talked to two property managers and if nothing else showed them up to be hypocrites. Headline proclaiming how they gave $3726 to the Environmental Learning Center. A greenwashing of the corporate sort. A showy gift of charity (probably some costume fetish ball) but not able to comprehend how the 600 acre community should be managed. No outdoor stewardship, it was about selling memberships and empty million dollar lots. No fucks given for the sake of migrating animals and enhancing nature. No one to notice the disappearing stands of native plants on site.

I saw an opportunity for me to create a job with habitat at this place but these richy rich clubs have their richy rich wanna be millionaire employees (bag boys / shop girls / wait staff / department heads /real estate parasites) all stabbing each other in the back as they kick and claw their way to the top of the Torwest corporate organization.

          Finally, I started my own business The Garden Green. A humble, small company as there ever was. 2001 to 2021. Now I’m off to start something new.

Diversions. 2022.


 

-6-10-  WEEDS WILDFLOWERS & MULCH

The blog is fun because I can have a lot of pictures. We really need to cool it with weed eradication.



Lawn vs. oaks and lawns versus wildflowers. Golf leaf surface and carbon dioxide respiration.

      On the golf course we heard that there was more leaf surface on the grass than in the Oak Canopy nearby. And, per square inch, I could believe that for a while.

   Think of covering a kitchen table with grass and leaves. A lot of photosynthesis going on in both cases.

Weeds tend to bring a lot of dirt with them when you pull them. So keep a weed pile. Sea Grape leaves to cover and kill.

Cover with sea grape leaves. Now there is a product with potential. You cant beat it for weed control.  But the look is unacceptable.

A lot of what is unacceptable is common sense.. We nearly emptied the swamps of Cypress Trees in our green initiatives in the nineties. The demand for irrigation and PVC surely didn’t decline. Suddenly everyone seemed to need irrigation.

 

 

 the green industry wants us to abandon. The Farmacy maxim of “Using what you got.”

I go out and I need a bit of soil and go to pull the weeds out of a small 30 sq ft area. But here is Merrimia diseccta and there is the TASSELFLOWER. It sprouts about. but no real problem. It’s easy to pull out. But it has a unopened Dandelion look, and a lovely purple color, so leave it.

Learn the weeds. The worst is Spurge. It has ten different kinds around here and its easy to identify. They breed in like 5 days and can quickly take over a brick sidewalk.

The scourge of Spurge is how I remember it.

Learn to spot Sedges. They will tell you when something is being over watered. Keep the ones you like and put the others in your weed pile.

It’s not about knowing so much its about learning what tends to not work and in gardening the exception to the rule is the rule. I got  A Blue Eucalyptus to survive down to 5 degrees in Connecticut and took it to Florida later in the year. 1989.

Dollar Weed too is a problem. Many irrigated lawns have Dollar weed and people call in the herbicides to et rid of it but, and today the recommendation is not to spray it but turn down the time on your irrigation in that zone. Oh! But then an area that needs it will get dangerously dry.

So see, doing without irrigation simplifies life. Keep Dollar Weed at least two feet away from the garden areas but otherwise its green and shiny. Mow it with everything else.

 We should try and identify these nice looking daisies and other wildflowers that pop up and dominate the lawn. In February and March.

Most importantly now we have to realize how much photosynthesizing goes on with a wildflower meadow. You don’t need a forest canopy.

Give our native flowers and worthy exotics a chance to get established and they will do the work from there on keep bare areas covered to prevent wind erosion.



 

-6-11- FAVORITE QUOTES FROM HISTORY OF THE PAGANS Copyright 2008

             “… a slow turning of the patriarchal screw. The richness of pagan cultures was sacrificed to the square peg of patriarchy banging itself into the round holes of nature.”

           Pagan News Network     “….another pagan village was destroyed today in southern Poland as Christian……” If there was an honest media in 1354.

           “Motivation to be good is derived from wisdom, knowledge and a sense of civility most of us have, not the thought of demon pitchforks poking us for 363,000 years.”

            “Give them some ancient hand gesture if you are told by pagan intellectuals to be neo-pagan. Pagan is as pagan does, there is no neo about it.”

            “Come on evil dudes, make up your own symbol and stop using positive ones like the swastika and the pentacle.”

           “Colonial foreclosure took place as Christians helped themselves to the goods and wares and property of the accused”

             Not from a monkey as we’ve been told but another primate they haven’t found the skeleton for, a relatively quickly evolving ‘missing link’ the goddesses used to achieve the final evolution”

“…… The richness of pagan cultures was sacrificed to this square peg of patriarchy banging itself into the round holes of nature.”……

 “The Ten Commandments is a dumbed down version of morality.”                                                         

     …It wasn’t me. Pilate took his magic, his sorcerers did!’

“You liar, I dispose of you not as revenge for my son but because you are no damn good.” She held her hands out, Drudd style in the fence of protection, and instantly Lucifer’s form turned to powder that floated briefly, leaving only the iron molecules he used to assume his shape and these percolated through the soil till they reached the molten core of the earth where they melted…… 

  “If you are a scientist and go against conventional wisdom, such as saying the pyramids and Stonehenge are 10,000 years old or more: you are banned, fired, harassed, ridiculed and banned from publishing. In some ways Science is even worse than religion…..”

” Worship with exuberance as Julian the last Pagan emperor of Rome said….”………  

 ”……..we also keep plunging into the tar pit of technology and genetics, nodding our heads to anything that scientists say.”…..

              “..do you see what I’m trying to say? Pagans were building fire altars, kissing images of mother earth and forgiving past wrongs, but the Christian propaganda machine has you visualizing goat horned demons and bizarre rituals. The simple folk religion is harmless, respectful and exemplary.” 

               “ Your favorite pagan neighbor who traded potato soup recipes with you now had their head impaled on a spike to scare other pagans into converting to Christianity”…

               “ These Goddess believers were no sissies, driving away the Vikings when no one else could and on the other side of their land they were keeping gold grubbing sacred site smashing Christians at bay.  These were tough people proud of their pagan past.”…………………………                                                  

                    “Paganism truly allows the freedom of thought and choice and association and especially our freedom of speech which we hold dear, unlike Christianity and  Islam whose precepts counter American style freedom. For instance neither religion allows you to use the tarot.”                                                                     

              “Christian Christmas mostly ends up in the landfill while Solstice fills the heart……………………….”   

  “Know me in my simplicity and awake   to  my  love  and   justice”

 ”………..xians and xlamics claim the moral high ground when they have proven themselves to be hypocrites, terrorists, thieves and perverts…”          

                      “….If foreign goods began to go up in price because of higher labor costs, then guess who benefits? We do! Get it? American goods will still cost the same while those sweatshop sneakers cost more. The more that these corporate slaves in other countries get paid, the more competitive American products become. We can’t lose! It’s in our best interest to promote safety and good pay in all jobsites around the world, no matter what the grumpy neocons tell you…..”

             “There will be  a separation of church and state or there will not be the United States that the founding revolutionaries intended.“                                                  

              “There is no hell and I only capitalize god at the beginning of a sentence. I kneel for no diety   “The innovations of the future will come from the garages of America, not the boardrooms of corporations.” They won’t be real victories till we encode liberty, embed equality, ostracize criminality and vanquish cruelty. Let’s give ourselves the chance for a new start, with the rejection of violence and the ushering  in of The Dawn of Civilization.

                Try as they might to make mass murder acceptable and patriotic, deep in our collective American hearts we know it’s wrong.”                         

               “In Republican America the severity of the punishment ensures the authority as the warrior elite creates a necessity for war as our dominant reality.”                                                             

              If foreign goods began to go up in price because of higher labor costs then guess who benefits? We do! Get it? This is when inflation is a good thing; American goods still cost the same while those sneakers from Thailand will cost more and the more these Corporate Slaves in other countries get paid, the more competitive American products become. We can’t lose!

It’s in our best interest to promote safety and good pay in all jobsites around the world no matter what the grumpy neocons may tell you. This is the secret corporate taboo no one is to speak of. Union is the word we dare not speak.”                                                                             

“Churches serve quasi-governmental functions, as do the Cub Scouts, the Rotary,   

          Homeowners associations and Garden Clubs. Government should be our solid edge and border and all these civic groups are a high thread count in the fabric of freedom”      

         I made up a religion that I discuss in other parts of The History of The Pagans. All adherents are known as Druddités or Drudds for short. I combined the words Druid and the word Luddite. Here’s where I bump into a wall of pagan snobbishness. They believe you can’t combine goddesses and gods from different pantheons.  Historically, Druids were collectors of knowledge and were poets and bards along with leading ceremonies.                                                                                                                                                                   

          The Luddites were people in the early 1800’s who rebelled against the quick acceptance of every new technology that came down the pike.

       The Luddites destroyed machines back then but today would be questioning our overly quick acceptance of genetically engineered food and plants along with the pandoras box of cloning. Druids of course were hunted down and killed, many of course fleeing to outlying posts of the once forested world to try and pass down Druid traditions. The Luddites became the enemies of the newly emerging industrialized and predatory capitalism so you can guess what happened to them.                    

          I was a Reagan Era Pagan, and my best ever nature experience was the overwhelming nature spirituality of a power spot near the Rincon Mountains in Tucson Arizona in the early 80’s. I lived in the last house on Broadway in Tucson. On one side was the Saguaro National Monument, a startlingly beautiful desert preserve featuring the Saguaro Cactus. Travel then 40 miles to the next town and in between was a mountain range, part of the 250,000 acre Coronado National Forest. Nature was a powerful force in that area and I was fortunate to be a caretaker on a 40 acre ranch which has since become a nature center. I’ve extensively hiked everywhere I’ve lived, and the outskirts of Tucson was the most remote wilderness I’ve ever known. On Google Earth go to 12,661 East Broadway in Tucson  to see where I’m talking about.                                                           

            One day I found this unique grassy area in some shady trees. Snowmelt and storms created a network of temporary streams that ran nearby and this was a very special place of peacefulness. Not much natural grass and not many deer in the Sonoran Desert, but I have seen them scampering away from this place. When I found a pair of antlers on the short soft grass it felt like some special gift.

           The antlers are a memory and a remnant of what I felt at that time in that very special area. My atheism lapsed knowing that nature was the true force in the world. Nature is my god I used to say. Then, I worked with this quarter blood native American dude named Mike Two Hawks in the late 80’s

              He was an enthusiastic modern native doing ceremony at work.  He had a lot of respect for his surroundings and enthusiastic about Mohawk tradition. People would say quarter bloods aren’t real Indians but trust me he could wipe the floor with any 10 gambling moderns. Most importantly he taught me how to feel the unseen energy of nature. Regarding the human assault on mother Earth, Mike would often use a baseball metaphor saying, “Earth bats last and she’s coming to the plate.”  Nobody out with the three best hitters coming up. Hurricanes earthquakes and volcanoes.” from this place. of temporary streams. the most remote wilderness i'rested world. and bards.s that

                  Suddenly everything has come alive for me again, this time for good. I’ve been a pagan all along. My message is that you also may be a pagan and maybe you’ve been a pagan all along. Here's History of the Pagans to help your curiosity.

 

Here are some more viewpoints that I hope cut through the fog of deception and half-truths that will fill our media in 2020. As I mentioned it will be presented by Fux News that there is some ‘Great Awakening’ going on and I’m going to quote conservative historian Richard Hofstadter from his book, ‘America in 1750‘ about the original Great Awakening to start educating you about it.

            Richard Hofstadter, “The end of religious wars and extreme persecution, the rise of mercantile cosmopolitanism and a more affluent and luxurious life, had taken some of the terror out of existence. In America, it had not been long since (slaveholder and witch executioner Cotton Mather had seen the Protestant Vanguard as leading a direct assault on Satan’s wilderness bastion, the cooling of religion could be felt, and men, even clergymen, leaned unmistakably to Enlightenment heresies. A society that was beginning to produce deistical leaders would soon affect the solid middle class, whose members wanted the best and latest of everything, including freedom of thought.”                              

         Americans continue to become more logical and educated but still we have to live with this Christian fantasy of a great battle between good and evil. 4000 other religions are not talking about war but Dharma, Harmony, Community, and maybe we need to give them a listen. Xianity and X lam by themselves, have subdivided into 4000 sects. They are sectally promiscuous and they all have miracles and talk to God. Yeah the one with the capital G. The Mason God.

         Atheists are experiencing miracles at this fortuitous time, except they call them, random, un- designated realities fluctuating somewhere between the glass half empty and the glass half full.

                   Get lost ya mugs, and just remember fellow patriots---

Liberty will always be in ascendance over religion in the United States, or there will not be a United States.  Revolution time has come. Christo Nazis  fuck off.

 

   

 

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Pagan Millenium
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The influence of paganism is everywhere and yet this word stirs up the ancient hatred, a brainwashing that has been going on for many hundreds of years, by as an illegitimate authority as there has ever been. My intention is not to preach to the pagan choir but to grab the attention of those who are seeking new answers. I want to explain to them that it is okay to be a pagan and to accept others that call themselves pagan. If you are, then have confidence in what you believe and "worship with exuberance" as Julian the last pagan emperor of Rome told the population, Christians and Pagans all. Go right in the yard and do a sun salutation. Instead of saying ‘thank god’, thank the Goddess.

Masons and Rosicrucian’s and all the other secret societies need to come forward and peel away the Christian facade of their organizations and let it be a secret no longer. There are many ways to seek the Creator or search for a truth to guide you. The Inquisition is over and the tolerance of the American people is beyond reproach. We cling to our freedom of speech as if it were life itself.

Paganism is just below the radar of the media and there are so many issues regarding our freedom of religion it will be like the 50's when the concept of race equality was a wildfire in the shag carpeting of the day, or like in 1919 when the American Congress actually had to debate the merits of allowing women to vote or like in 1834 one of the first organized strikes was started by child workers who went on strike to lower the workday to 11 hours.

Paganism suffers from so many glaring misconceptions in the folklore of our society that your average American will be shocked to realize that pagans are not evil after all and witches especially can be considered do-gooders. We need to act and pile on as the emergence of paganism begins to happen because people will see the vigorous opposition pagans get from an outspoken minority as we begin to surface. Open-minded tolerant Americans would be more supportive than we can imagine… and they are the actual majority.

Back in 1774 when Israel Putnam heard about the first battle of our revolutionary war he unhitched his horse from his plow and with the soil of his homeland on his boots and hands he rode off to join the fight for independence. Freedom of association, expression and the pursuit of happiness are compatible with pagan lifestyles whereas followers of patriarchal religions are not allowed to even use Tarot cards as one simple example. Writers such as Phyllis Orcutt in 'The Book of Shadows' and Alan Butler in 'The Goddess, the Grail and the Lodge' make a strong case that America was founded by masons, deists and free thinkers of every stripe.

Thomas Jefferson’s ‘God of Nature’, Washington's and others ‘Providence’, and the Masons’ deepest mysteries reflect the Goddess at Adelphi along with an acceptance of the god and the goddess together. The phrase ‘under God’ was only added in 1954 to the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance and ‘In God We Trust’ was added to money in the mid 1800's. If a religion was involved in the founding of the country, it was decidedly not the Christian religion. Considering the American freedoms it doesn’t seem possible.

Allow to me to add some early American History to show pagans that we have a stake in American freedoms:

With not a bishop in sight, George Washington took the oath of office in full Mason regalia. Thomas Paine echoed the sentiments of Edward Gibbon denouncing the attempt of religion to usurp the power that freedom brings. Edward Gibbon noting how Christianity usurped the power of Rome in a book he wrote at the time of the American Revolution. Thomas Paine, in his part of the world, denounced the steady insinuation of religious strictures that contrasted with the freedoms American colonists were seeking.

The Inquisition was still fresh in his 18th century mind. Among the first people of America, the Iroquois and Mohawk had governing charters that codified individual freedom. Women’s gifts were honored and women made certain important tribal decisions. There was a lot of friendliness and trade between the natives and the roughneck pioneers. It was the ‘elitists’ who actively promoted their slaughter. The Native Americans were seen as far too pagan to be managed and assimilated and, being extremely earth centered, they could never really be Christians.

The natives helped the Mayflower gang with their sissy preachers who were unprepared for life in the wilderness. Earlier than that in Jamestown, indentured servants helped the rich preppies in an attempt to settle Virginia. After the rich dudes left for England one cold winter, the workers fled to purportedly live with the Croatans, a nearby Indian tribe, and were never seen again.

The arriving black slaves were forcibly converted (Yemaya and voodoo went underground or mixed with Christianity in some cases) and the red genocide was instrumental in bringing down the Great Spirit who ruled our continent. Today, pagan expression of the black and red people needs to be free to flourish once again as guaranteed by our constitution.

There are thirteen stars on our flag in a circle, thirteen stars and stripes. This despite “13” being considered an unlucky number. It is well known Lady Liberty represents a goddess and Washington D.C. is laid out as an outdoor Mason Lodge. Our first four presidents were downright antagonistic to the pesky preachers pontificating their pernicious platitudes.

Our American mythology carefully sidesteps the pagan aspects of what actually happened. But there is a clue in the Bible: The meek shall inherit the earth. Well, guess who the meek are? The conquered people, the people whose cultures included many goddesses, and yes.... when I say the pledge of allegiance I say ‘one nation under the goddess’. The people once pushed aside are today on the rise.

Plymouth Massachusetts became the first permanent European town in 1620 and other settlements began on the nearby east coast. The Puritans were a dominant force and despite escaping the clutches of tyrannical royalty they proceeded to impose a ridiculously restrictive theocracy on themselves when they got here. If you said a curse word and you were found out, you might get your tongue nailed to a board in the center of town.

It wasn't long before people tired of this religious extreme and the tally-ho of English elitists became the westward-ho of those disenchanted with the Puritans in the Massachusetts Bay Colony. Thus began the westward movement in this country. Many pioneers were handier with an ax than a Bible and these unsung heroes never wrote down their history. These non-Puritans were agriculturally independent and self-sufficient working slobs who were ruled by good spirits and generally mingled with the natives and the Indians were welcoming.

Then there is the case of Thomas Morton. He was a rich dude yet spirited and fun loving. He and his mates wanted to grow their town after they started it in 1624. He often mocked Miles Standish and his Puritan Stormtroopers but when he erected America’s first Maypole to show the local maidens how to party in 1626, he was finally banished and deported. Exuberant pagan joy needed to be crushed at every turn. The war had begun, the war to banish paganism in the New World. The friendly Native pagans unfortunately were not aware that the war was already over a thousand years old and the faith based genocide and deforestation had landed on their shores.

Encouraged by a Podunk Chief whose tribe were settled on the east side of the Connecticut River, settlers explored the west side and founded a Dutch trading post in 1632 at the future site of Wethersfield. In 1633, the first permanent settlement was built in Windsor. In 1634, Wethersfield became the first incorporated town and in 1635, an area between the two towns, Hartford was founded. Wethersfield, Windsor and Hartford commingled in trade and held town meetings and in 1639 banded together into what they called, "One Publick state or commonwealth".

Inspired by Thomas Hookers iconoclastic sermons, Roger Ludlow drew up a document for governing this new organization and called it The Fundamental Orders and he created what has been praised as the first practical constitution to declare, "The foundation of authority rests with the free consent of the people." Also at that time in 1636 Roger Williams said the king had no right claim native lands and was banished for his efforts and went south to Rhode Island where he started his town through legal means, purchasing land from the Narragansetts at fair value.

By 1662, the Connecticut Colony was a proud and thriving region. The locally appointed governor sailed across the pond to visit the King Of England and they discussed commerce and other logical things. Meanwhile, most of the population paid lip service to the preachers who were whipping up an anti-native frenzy. To Christians, the New World was filled with pagans, and a popular T-shirt back then would have been, "So little time, so many pagans to smite."

These moral high ground hypocrites saw the native population as troublesome and ungovernable and sought their extinction from the start. Yet, the population began drifting away from this religious extreme and according to Richard Hofstadter, a famous historian, by 1750 only one in seven had a religious affiliation. (An important statistic to those seeking to counter the urban legend that this country was founded by Christians.)

Justice for all had to begin somewhere, it had to begin somehow and these pioneers left us an enduring structure that has led to freedom for all today.

In 1687 a new king, James the second, threw a fit when he heard about the Fundamental Orders and stated thusly, "Authority is created from the free consent of the People!! This is an outrage!!" He appointed a new governor, Sir Edmund Andros, to sail to the Connecticut Colony and demand they give up their precious charter, the now controversial Fundamental Orders. Upon arriving, Andros endured a town meeting and listened to people rant and rave about his appointment and authority.

Meeting day fell on Halloween and as evening wore on candles were lit at the center of a large table. Apparently either some magic happened or the town narcoleptic fell asleep at the main table and knocked the candles over and the room went dark and the original copy of the Fundamental Orders that was in plain view had disappeared even though no one left the meeting. Tradition states that the charter was thrown out the window to someone on horseback and hidden in a giant oak tree. As years went by, the hidden charter was a source of pride and mystery and an important part of the fuel that built our 1776 revolutionary machine.

That hiding place, that infamous tree, became known as the Charter Oak. The state of Connecticut chose this symbol for its state quarter as representative of its ideals. As a pagan whose path is influenced by Europeans who venerated the oak and often built shrines nearby or had eternal fires near them, this was a triumphant moment. Then further research shows that the local native people used this very same oak as their guide to planting corn.

As land was being cleared near the tree, in 1646, the local natives pleaded with the farmer not to cut this tree because the tree was their guide. When the leaves were the size of mouse ears on the consecrated tree they did their planting and he obliged them. This famous symbol of defiance, the Charter Oak, already an old tree, should also be a pagan symbol of the America we need for the future.

Sacred sites desecrated, statues and altars destroyed; shrines and wells and caves defiled and ancient trees and sacred groves incinerated: everywhere in the world that pagans prayed and loved and appreciated the goddesses and gods has been under attack. While the free consent of the people to express themselves as a witch or druid is denied anywhere in this country, then the full flowering of the Constitution has not occurred.

Yes, it may take some time but the millennium of patriarchy, war and slavery has begun to shift into our peaceful spiritual future of the 

Pagan Millennium. The People of the Short Corn   

WIKIPEDIA---   “In the Hopi Prophecy, it spoke of a white man who would come to them and help transform the entire continent into a spiritual paradise. He would be recognized because he would carry the fragment of stone which would complete their Holy Stone, filled with Indian writing characters. The Holy Stone had been preserved for thousands of years. Thus, when the white settlers came to the American continent, remembering their prophecy, they were openly welcomed. The Indians shared all they had. But, in return, all the White Man did was to take. The Indians noticed that their White Brothers had brought a cross. However, it was not enclosed by the circle of the Great Spirit, showing the White Man had lost his way.

                             The Indians believe that at the beginning of the 5th World, when man was told to disperse throughout the planet, from Four Corners, the White Race was one of the original races that went East. Upon their return to our continent, they had become confused and forgotten the ways of the Great Spirit. Further the prophecy continued, either the White Man would bring peace and harmony or attempt to totally destroy the Indian's way of life and take all his possessions and the land. If the latter occured, (which is clearly the case today) there would come a time when the Indian people would appear to be almost non-existent.  Yet, one day, they would rise out of nowhere, as the white race is falling due to their own ignorance and destruction, to lead a spiritual revolution, so all people on this continent would become attuned to the Great Spirit. To hold fast to the traditional ways even if it seemed that everything was against them. To protect Four Corners at all cost, because there is great power under the land that if it is allowed to escape, great destruction would result.                                                   

                             The Indians believe that at the beginning of the 5th World, when man was told to disperse throughout the planet, from Four Corners, the White Race was one of the original races that went East. Upon their return to our continent, they had become confused and forgotten the ways of the Great Spirit. Further the prophecy continued, either the White Man would bring peace and harmony or attempt to totally destroy the Indian's way of life and take all his possessions and the land. If the latter occured, (which is clearly the case today) there would come a time when the Indian people would appear to be almost non-existent.  Yet, one day, they would rise out of nowhere, as the white race is falling due to their own ignorance and destruction, to lead a spiritual revolution, so all people on this continent would become attuned to the Great Spirit. To hold fast to the traditional ways even if it seemed that everything was against them. To protect Four Corners at all cost, because there is great power under the land that if it is allowed to escape, great destruction would result.                                                   

                            Today, the Indians are going through the test to hold onto their traditional ways and protect the land. The Pahana (or Bahana) is the "Lost White Brother" of the Hopi; a white, bearded deity who appeared to the Hopi and worked many miracles. The Hopi say that he will return again and at his coming the wicked will be destroyed and a new age of peace will be ushered into the world. It is said he will bring with him a missing section of a sacred Hopi stone and that he will come wearing red. Traditionally, Hopis are buried facing eastward in expectation of the Pahana who will come from that direction.”--- WIKIPEDIA 

                           Wikipedia turns out to be very helpful with a writers needs. As I state elsewhere Romuvan paganism is the closest I can find for my own needs but the Native Americans are  my sentimental favorites. Among them I find the Hopis are similar to the Romuvans. A Great Mother Goddess created the Hopi world and like The Romuvan Zemyna, the world is our mother. A child that is born will become part of the womans clan though naming is done by fathers clan. On the 20th day the child is taken to an eastward facing cliff and held out to be embraced by the rising sun. Did I hear someone say Lion King?  Thanks for all those pagan fairy tales Walt. I know, he forgot about the good witches and demonized the bad ones. Most witches are god so I think Disney needs  to straighten it up with a movie about a good witch. Sabrina and Samantha didn’t quite capture the  authentico of witchcraft. Magic is real, supernatural powers such as turning  people into monkeys is show biz.                                                                                                                                                                                               If you are open to it , Native American culture is all around when you live in Arizona. Papagos or O’odham were only 15 miles away when I lived on the west side of Tucson. Mother earth and the corn mother loom large and the  west side of the city has Cat Mountain and Kitt Peak the famous observatory is not too far away.  The Hopis live in cliff dwellings in northern Arizona, as many people know, and despite the harsh conditions they are able to sustain themselves with crops. The lost white brother is certainly a curiosity and since white dominated technocracy could easily fall if their computer system were put out with an EMG burst it could very well land in the laps of the Hopis to spiritually lead the remnants. Hopis have been on their land for over 11.000 years and I  see a link between them and the Black Sea people who settled the land between the Black and Baltic Seas on Eurasian continent  seven to 10,000 years ago, even 14,000 years ago according to my Pagan Fairy Tales in ‘The Song oF Ooglok’.  Hopis believe in the 4 peoples who drifted from their lands and there could be some sort of unification that the Goddess has  in mind with their ancient prophecy of the lost white brother.  The Spanish vanquished many of the Pueblo people but were unable to conquer or convert the Hopis.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

         Corn is very important to the Native Americans, for instance a shaman gives an ear of corn to the young child that the growing child uses in  various initiation ceremonies the next 20 years. I know an ear of corn can last 20 years because I want to tell you my own experience with corn. 1978 to 1983 I gardened in Arizona and found it true that the soil is fertile even if some years as little as 8 inches of rain can fall, this is why hoses were invented. I was an uncompromising organic gardener there and used a technique called sheet composting to enrich the soil, and grew some decent vegatables; carrots and peas doing especially well for me.

         I may seem not so serious about some pagan ways but growing corn was very special to me and I was respectful to the ways of the  First People. In ’84 I moved back to New England and worked very hard to re-establish myself in another region. In ’85 I got the notion to grow Indian sweet corn because I was disturbed by the hybrid corn that was exterminating the thousands of locally acclimated varieties in the Americas. I discovered teosinte which is the rumored wild relative of corn.                                 Teosinte was grown in the corners of corn fields, primarily by natives in Mexico. It was believed to strenthen the corn. It’s a 120 day crop I plant in April to Harvest in October here in Florida. In Connecticut it matured in less time.  Going back to New England in the 80’s I ordered open pollinated sweet corn and planted it in the rich 16 inch topsoil of the Connecticut River valley. Aztec Black among many other varieties including one or two Hopi varieties. Unlike most, I wasn’t going for some sort of purity but wanted to cross pollinate all the varieties to create the New England Rainbow. Blue corn (black aztec) was a dominating color and people would look at them and go, Blue Corn?, who would eat blue corn?  Well, a couple of years later a blue corn chip came out that caught peoples attention and survives to this day.

         After four years I was astonished at what I was producing. Some ears were getting smaller and smaller. I don’t know what scientists call it but I called it back breeding. There seemed to be majick in the pollen. My goal was to breed a variety I was going to call New England Rainbow. So I ordered different colored Indian sweet corn seeds and wrote to some of these seedsmen and women during my third year and got back some hand written replies. One dude named White Eagle sent me 5 different varieties to mix in with my open pollinated sweet corn and wished me luck. I don’t know if it is the same White Eagle The Hopi Elder coming up soon. It’s a name of high honor but the return address of the seeds was Nebraska, a company called ‘Corns’.  I believe his seeds helped accelerate what I was doing. He gave me one pack of flint corn seeds and that didn’t make sense but I’ll bet he knew about breeding and there was something I needed to learn here. The genetic variety exploded that third year.                                                                                                                earth day 2009 043                                         Hybrid corn is made to  be harvested by Hexxus like machines all on the same day but open pollinated sweet corn is harvested over a 4 week period. So if I made 3 plantings, 3 weeks apart, I could theoretically harvest for 12 weeks. Mid July to frost and the teosinte tasseling in September. Another disadvantage was that it only was sweet for two days then it began to get hard and inedible. Another  goal was to grind up those ears that were overripe and make corn meal, which I  have yet to do. Note to self: go get a corn grinder to make corn meal, and get back to growing corn again. ED WHITE EAGLE
                                                                            Hopi Elder

                                                                            Hopi Elder

(79)I woke this morning and knew the spirit was inspiring me to write to you.  Though I didn't want to think about it, because it takes time to do these things and I have much to do this time of year.  I tried to ignore the feeling that filled my heart and went about my day.  I wasn't sure what I was supposed to write to you anyway.  Then in the afternoon, I was working at my son's house.  I was helping him till his soil for his garden.  The tiller hit a big rock, and I reached down to move it.  When I put my hands into the soil I realized what the Great Spirit wanted me to tell those of you who will listen to the words of this old man.  So once again I am here to share with you my knowledge.

 I felt my wife's spirit in the rock I grabbed from the ground in my son's yard today.  More than 20 years ago this year, my wife left the mortal life and became one with the ancestors. A day does not go by that I do not think of her, but every spring when I work the land with my son and grandsons, I think of her more.  More than think of her, I know I am touching her because our world is made from the bones of our ancestors.

Some people believe in heaven, angels and things like that.  Hopi do not in the same way.  We believe that the Great Spirit is all around us, so we don't have to go to heaven to meet him.  We believe that our ancestors live with us, guide us and share with us, so we don't have to call on angels to help us.  Maybe those who believe in angels are right for themselves, but not for Hopi. The Hopi have a different view of their relationship to the Earth.  Because when we look at a tree, a plant or a flower we see our loved ones who have gone.  We see our mothers, fathers, grandparents.  We see our wives, husbands and children.  We see our past alive again.

When the Hopi die, they are buried in the ground in a simple way.  Soon, with the help of the animals and bugs, they are returned to the ground and become one with the Mother Earth.  They return to the Earth that they are made from.  Their spirit --soul maybe -- goes on in some way to become one with the Ancestors.  But also their spirit and their body becomes one with the Earth.  Then, when they are one with the Earth, it is their being we are planting our food in.  It is their body we are walking on.  They fall as rain on our heads and make our corn grow.  It is their body that is in the corn we eat.  They hold the key to our continued life. They become a working part of the cycle of life on the Earth in a way they could not be as people.  And when we each pass away from this life, we too, in our own ways, will return to the Earth.  It doesn't matter if you are not Hopi.  It doesn't matter if you are buried or burned or even lost at sea.  Your body will return to the Mother that gave it life and you will become part of the chain that brings life to the world.

It is this chain of life that is very real to the Red Man.  It is this chain of life that challenges us to remember that in every blade of grass and every ear of corn our Ancestors, and (thus) our own existence lies.  Everything on the Earth is sacred.  How could you not hold it that way?  When you destroy any part of the Earth, you are destroying your past. When you care for the Earth, you are caring for yourself. Our Ancestors surround us every moment of every day.  They are not just ghosts or memories.  They are the water we drink, the ground we step on.  They are the world around us. Our past is all around us.  Our future too.  For it is the dust that is between your toes that may someday be the things your children and grandchildren are made of.  Nothing ever goes away.  It is here with us.”(79)                                                                                                                              ----- Ed White Eagle

 

 

         I was a Reagan era pagan(but never called myself that), and I did actually pray to what I imagined was the Corn Mother.  I used a traditional planting stick to poke holes in the ground after praying and every year became more astonished at what happened. Ears were growing on the top of the plant and at the base. Strange configurations in the rows of kernels that I read were what the primitive corn “carbon dated” to three thousand years ago looked like. Double cobs and most assuredly cobs with both teosinte and corn on the same cob, the same row even. Even more primitive ears emerged that there were not even pictures for, but reconstructive drawings of what the early corn ancestors looked like. I really wish I could get someone who knows corn history to come and look at them. And yes, bring them to the lab to identify the genomic structure. I never quite came up with primitive varieties in my attempts in Florida. Happy ending here. I still have them, the genetic sports of the New England Rainbow Sweet Corn and they are nearly 20 years old, so I can prove I am not lying or kidding.

         Back to Connecticut I was more interested in growing the corn as a genetics experiment, eating the ones that came out a decent size and good flavor was gravy. I have an ear that has teosinte like kernels and kernels that look like small kernels of sweet corn. As much as I’d like to believe the corn myths about the corn mother giving corn to people, I believe I back breeded right to the beginning. Corn must have started out as a genetic variation of teosinte, I have cobs with teosinte and blue corn in them; perhaps even triggered by the goddesses intelligent design, the Corn Mother, maybe Freya in disguise,  providing  the trigger to the change, evolution has to happen on its own. Not, Poof! you are now corn. In a catalog I found a real curiosity, it was a nearly extinct variety of PERENNIAL teosinte. Even though in the 90’s I was drifting back to atheism I prayed really hard to pollinate a perennial sweet corn. Imagine the implication of perennial corn!

         As much promise as this breeding showed: my genetic bank is now threadbare and may no longer be viable. I kept ears for breeding in the nineties but have only  been able to grow in 98-99 and 02-03. August ’07 and my teosinte comes up every year without planting from previous years seeds and will tassel as usual in October. With everything else I need to do, I’m determined to grow open pollinated sweet corn again.                                                                                                                           Genetics is an insidious intrusion into natural evolution. I suspect something is going on behind the scenes and I’d like to speculate about it. After the mid nineties, the perennial teosinte seemed unavailable. I think some corporation has bought all current stocks and are attempting to take a short cut to what I wanted to do naturally. They may be attempting to splice the perennial gene to their hybrid corn. Imagine the money that could be made if you could plant corn one year and have it come up a second year, or even a third. This seed would be expensive I’m here to tell you and  the inventing company would slaughter competing companies with this product and could corner the market for ethanol. The way I wanted to do it would be not to make a sterile hybrid but a perennial rainbow open pollinated sweet corn I’d sell only to the poor farmers in the world. All they’d have to do was put manure between the rows. Then save the seed for the next year to expand their field and share with farmers in other climates and locales and elevations, although Mexico would be the most logical place because this is where the nearly extinct perennial seed was discovered and I presume there would be a minimum soil temperature that would need to be maintained along with otherc compatibility factors.                                                                                                                                     Here’s an odd story from five years back. I went looking for the perennial teosinte again and my search yielded a result. My finger paused briefly, I held my breath, was I going to be able to begin the experiment again? I don’t care what it costs. I pressed to find out more and suddenly my computer had a spaz. Can’t go on line, reboot, fegeddabout it. The Bell South Help Center came on board to repair the problem, something strange here, search for perennial teosinte and get a virus.

 

         People enthusiastically scarf  down corn every year and I don’t really have a fundamental problem with this. What happened in the last 50 years, however, is that your average farmer was no longer able to save the seed for the next year because of the nature of these F1 hybrids. Farms became mechanized and ecosystems were torn apart for agricultural production. Small farms went deeper into debt, it was overplanted creating gluts and farms became corn factories. Pollution is created by the mechanized farm equipment, water tables dropped because the mega farms needed irrigation water, corn was shipped much furthur creating more pollution and trucks wear out roads (and especially bridges) increasing highway budgets and on and on. American topsoil has been reduced by 50% the last 100 years a good deal of that by corn. What will they be expected to farm  on seven generations from now? The true price of 4 ears for a dollar is not really calculated as resources are depleted, critical resources such as topsoil. What is the diference between the earth and the moon? The simple answer is topsoil. When topsoil is depleted the land turns to desert.                                                                                                                                                      

 Could the Indians, pagans all, have had such a bad life? Hopis have a strong sense of monogamy so STD’s weren’t  common, and so I imagine what my life would be like if I was born an Inca or a Hopi. Get up early in the morning, mutual pleasure assured, go running and breath in air not polluted by automobiles and  listen  to the birds and animals and not loudmouths on their cellphones. Stop at some eastward facing cliff to stretch and greet the sun. Run back to the corn field to chase away birds or raccons, check for earworm infestation and squeeze them out (or eat them?).  Get the bison shoulder bone tool to scrape out the weeds, greet your friends out in the field, because many were involved with growing the food they all shared.

         Harvesting of fresh corn was done, the Indian Sweet Corn has only three days when it’s sweet. Take your sack and bring food to your neighbors. Go back home and appreciate and love your partner and help her with things, take a nap, look for people to play games and have fun or help people repair or upgrade living areas. Prepare the supper, maybe talk to the medicine man, wait  for the evening star to come out or help other tribe members out with problems.

         What are we about in our modern ways? Get stressed trying to go out early to work, feeding children with no relaxing time together as the children spend 7 hours a day learning virtually nothing while our polluting car may have a dead battery and so we are late for a meeting where cut throat competition is the order of the day. Is a community so bad then that is based on togetherness and growing corn?  This is not socialism my friends, but a fundamental form of sustainable capitalism.               

 The Mayans and Aztecs devised calendars more accurate than any other known at that time, people know this if they watch the History channel but do the shows state the reason for these calendars? It was to know the correct time to plant the corn. Corn could be stored for the cold weather, corn meal and homemade food such as tortillas can be made at any time. Tribes concerned with famine would plant enough so two years worth of food could be saved.

            People are taking a closer look at the Mayans lately and how many things are lining up for a shock to the earth. Solar flares will be doing  their cyclical extreme and numerous other potential disasters seem to be all in the same 2012 basket. The best book on what could happen in 2012 is Apocalypse 2012 by Lawrence E. Joseph and he was guided by two Mayans who are modern day shamans. Here is one statement  he makes, (50)  “…the whole Bible-Quran crowd would feel  aced out of the most important prophecy in the history of humanity by a bunch of pagans from the boonies of Central America.” Joseph goes on to explain how the three patriarchal religions are trying to make Armageddon happen, trying to  force circumstances to fit Bible Phrophecy. The Temple of the Mount could become quite a contentious issue and the Christian Theme Park in the nearby area where the Great Battle of Good and Evil will happen seems kind of odd to me. The theme park should be opened just before 2012.

Mayans have no love of what  archeologists do on their land and here a scientist gives his view. (38)”…in one such case I was told about the ruins that we have never discovered. Apparantly the Maya are to this day still keeping secrets from the general public about their great history in Central America. I was informed that some ruins were buried by people to preserve their temples till the Gods come back from the Stars. A Mayan informed me that the real temple where the Great Lightning Bolt will hit on December 21st 2012, has not been discovered. And most Maya do not know the location.”

 

                                                A story to end Corn (38) “Yawpa the Mockingbird said, “There is still something to be done-the selection of the Corn.” The people gathered around as the Mockingbird laid many ears of corn on the ground; One ear was yellow, one was white, one was red, one was grey, some were speckled, one was a stubby ear with blue kernels, and one was not quite corn but merely Kwakwi grass with seeds at the top. The Mockingbirtd said “each of these ears brings with it a way of life. The one who chooses the yellow ear will have a life full of enjoyment and prosperity but his span of life will be small. The  short ear with the blue kernels will bring a life full of work and hardship but the years will be many. (Meaning the longetivity of the entire tribe). The Mocking bird explained the life that went with each color they chose. The Navaho quickly chose the yellow ear, a short life of enjoyment. The Sioux took the white corn, The  Supais chose the ear speckled with yellow, the Comanches took the red, Utes took the flint.

                        At last two ears remained , the leader of the Apaches chose the longest. It was the Kwakwi grass. Only  the Hopis had not chosen. The  ear that was left was the stubby blue ear. The leader of the Hopis picked it up and said, “We were slow in choosing. Therefore we must take the shortest ear of all. We shall have a life of hardship but it will be a long lasting life. Other tribes may perish, but we, The Hopis will survive all adversities. Thus the Hopis became the people of the short corn.”

The People of the Short Corn  

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This is the Folk Magic

We are at a crossroads here in the 21st century with magic, environmentalism and the future of pagan religions. The pagan-curious are looking into polytheism and many of these people are active in environmental stewardship and land preservation. As nature lovers, greens and environmental activists are curious to investigate what paganism might be, their first impression is generally that of the Wicca religion.

      Pagan Traditionalists seem to prefer initiated membership where people need to be trained. “Can I call myself a witch since I live so close to nature in my work and home life?” No I was told, I have to be initiated to call myself a witch. I need to listen to someone else’s ideas if I want to become a Witch or Druid. Truthfully, I don’t want anyone to interfere with the path I take, a path that lays somewhere between the Green man and Greenpeace. A path I refer to as, Progressive Eclecticism.
          I totally believe in the big tent concept for Pagans and the freewheeling eclecticism I enjoy and what many other solitary practitioners indulge  in. We need teachers and clergy and experienced pagans to provide guidance of course, but it can‘t be like the Church with its cowering masses and kowtowing hierarchy kissing each other’s rings. It should be more like the Unitarian Universalists and their reality based morality. Remember the 6th principle of witchcraft and that's, "We do not recognize any authoritarian hierarchy, but do honor those who teach, and those who share their greater knowledge and wisdom, and acknowledge those who have given of themselves in leadership." Unity without hierarchy.
          The pagan-curious would like to consider becoming pagan but are a little put off with costumes they see at gatherings or in the books. Pagan books seem to be all about spells and ceremony and newbies end up trying to figure out the right candle color to use in witch situation, then wonder why. A green living person will wonder why there is not a big emphasis on ecosystem stewardship in Paganism as I was. Some greens have been living as pagans all along and not realizing they are. They appreciate the living relationship between the earth and sun and they see how Mother Nature could be perceived as Gaia, a goddess.
          The green pagan-curious are not spiritual or religious necessarily, but they do feel something and they are curious about it. The Mother, the earth spirit, lies somewhere between perception and reality and there are many people looking for some sort of link between spirituality and stewardship of the Earth.
          I’m happy to walk outside to look at the full moon or praise the north wind or pray to the corn mother for a successful crop and feel no need to be initiated into any specific path. I made up my own religion as a prototype to show how easy it is to be comfortable with the path you are creating for yourself. There are many solitaries like me who aren’t worried about any pagan or wiccan absolutes.
          I believe that earth lovers looking into paganism are put off with the ceremonial excess and often times turn away. The gardener, earth activist or the tree planting green would be considered, “just a tree hugger, you’re not a ‘real’ pagan.” Says you, Pagan is as pagan does, earth lovers are real pagans, not neo-pagans. So here I am, Martin Luther, creating a schism with pagans, but I’ll say it again--more trees and less candles, more organic vegetables and less skulls and demons. The near future will be less about ceremony and more about attaining full civil rights for Druids and Witches who cannot openly practice or talk about their religion in this sweet land of liberty.
          Reality based morality will be about restoring ecosystems worldwide after 150 years of profit taking by industrial predatory capitalism. The future will be less about candle color and more about creating new forms of governance and an economic model of sustainable capitalism to get us to the end of this century. Pagans will be there  to replace war, violence and greed with passion and compassion but there are bridges and rough terrain to cross and it won’t be as easy as using your broomstick to get to the Emerald City. “Did you bring your broomstick?” Most people worship the golden calf, and walk that yellow brick road of greed behind the façade of the flag and the cross.
          The Wiccans have a strong form of rituality and it works just right for them. I have found that witches, as a sociological group, have a good focus on right living, and are the best contributors to forums and websites all across the internet, and also exhibit the passion and compassion to move us forward, but I do feel that it is not for everybody. To be a pagan means you can do what you want, don’t let any book tell you there are absolutes. Pagans may tend to be naughty and impulsive but are not evil, get that straight right now.
          There is the classic pagan ceremony where a knife represents the male and a goblet of wine symbolizes the woman, and everyone takes it so seriously and here is where I part company with todays pagans. Why do I need to do that? It’s just not right for me, it’s like kneeling and standing in church when I was a child, it seems kind of silly and uncomfortable. I no longer kneel for any deity.
          I’m a gardener and I have a few knives around, like 15, and they have many uses. Cut open our modern impenetrable packaging, slice fruit, cut string and tape, tighten glasses, open up bags of mulch, carve pinewood derby cars and on and on. Do I really need an athame, a double sided knife, one sharp and the other dull? I do have a favorite knife that has a compass in the handle which is nice for outdoor ceremonies and orienting to the 4 directions, but my favorite use for it is to cut seed potatoes which I do every fall.
          I have hope that potatoes can be my sustainable crop and I call the knife my potato knife. Books and practitioners say a pagan without an athame is like a mechanic without a wrench, a dentist without a drill: you absolutely must have an athame. My favorite potato knife is going to be my athame if I really need one, so does anyone have a real problem with that? Let’s loosen up a bit here and start setting up posts to make the tent bigger. Potato knives and Thors Hammer and the double ax of the goddess, real tools for real life.
          It’s time to discuss what aspects of magic are needed for the future. Why is it that New Agers are so into rocks…….huh?,,,,,,,oh, stones; they’re not rocks I’m told. I call them rocks so bear with me. Rock magic seems interesting and I do have a stone shrine indoors with some small but very interesting unpolished rocks…I mean stones. A few years ago I found this shrine fit on my dashboard and startling things, mostly good and some bad, happened for three weeks straight when I placed it there till I brought it back in the house. Stone Magic happens more readily than you might think. This is why I indulge in what I call Oxoheartsvoken, the as yet discovered folk religion of the Reindeer People, the cave painters. The magic of the people, for the people and by the people and in synchronization with the presence of the planet Venus that we call the morning and evening star. Venus is visible far more often than the moon and helped early navigators such as the Polynesians and the Phoenicians. Many know about the mysterious pentacle shape that Venus traces across our night sky every eight years.
          Today, pagans think they are Druids, Priests or Priestesses and my point is that in every culture there was the shaman or priestly class and the rest of us  who would prefer less ceremony. As you begin a journey into ritual and magic, you first have to question the books that explain about magic and its practitioners. Are they capturing what 90% of us did: the folk magic, not everyone can be a Priest, Druid or pagan clergy.
          Experienced pagans might rail against someone like me who has unconventional ideas and refuses to wear the fairy king costumes. As I like to say, ‘Halloween is my new year, not what I do all year.’ Costumes don’t seem natural and I know there are many people that agree with me on that one, male and female, maybe we really don’t need to wear robes. No offense of course.
          Pagan Traditionalists have created too big of a wall that conservationists and environmentalists try to look over but only end up shrugging their shoulders and walking away because all they see is ceremony that is about connecting with the divine. Getting your hands dirty as a gardener or speaking at a town meeting in support of habitat restoration isn’t even on the radar of all those city slicker pagans .
          Neophytes to pagan initiation may hear, “Your athame has to be blah blah blah” or some version of, “you’re just starting, you don’t know anything,” which is highly insulting. In my opinion, Paganism needs to be more about planting trees and less about spells and candles and I think there are many people who would agree, and many of us have a lot to bring to the table and this is why I’m promoting the big tent concept of progressive eclecticism. There are those that say you have to be on one specific path or another and you’re not a real pagan if you mix and match your deities from different pagan religions. I’m a real pagan in my view, although serious pagans would disagree with my notion of Progressive Eclectics and my iconoclastic pantheon of 9 goddesses and 23 gods. Wicca may be the face of paganism with its Lord and Lady Ceremony, but in time there will be ten times as many progressive eclectics as there are initiated wiccans, so the sooner you open that barn door and let us all in, the better.
I’m trying to catch people before they abandon paganism and I want them to realize they can make it their own. It seems that if you have a simpler earth loving set of beliefs this is somehow seen as less than pagan in many circles. I’m telling you greenies, don’t kowtow to traditional, because we are creating tradition now and are rediscovering some of the ancient rituals intuitively which may very well outlast traditional which is, after all, little more than 60 years old since Gardners book purportedly revived witchcraft from the misty past.
Don’t get me wrong about magic because I do believe there is magic and the more in tune with it I get, the more readily it happens. But my approach is that you shouldn’t summon or call upon magic any time you want. To all psychics, sensitives, empaths and others: some of us don’t have these superpowers and the phrase “getting in the zone” is the sometimes the best us ordinary folk can manage. I would next like to quote Scott Cunningham from ‘Earth Power’ as he explains his view of magic. “Magic was the first religion and that if you lovingly utilize the forces of nature to cause beneficial change, you can also become one with them. It is these powers that are personified as gods and goddesses.”

My vision is that we all find our own way as Pagans and a so-called “newbie” has life experiences to draw on for their pagan expression. In my religion there are no newbies. A newbie could have superlative insights when a traditionalist may have lost their focus, spending an entire weekend “driving 300 miles in the Lincoln Escalade looking for coltsfoot root.” I would much rather take a walk around the ’hood and imagine the tree roots and shrub and flower roots all touching and entwining themselves for hundreds of miles as I take a walk, and not be a slave to spells, ritual and ceremony. You love nature, then call yourself a pagan if you like. Let those Reconstructionists call themselves neo-pagans if they want. Don’t quote me, but I think it was the Celtic tradition many hundreds of years ago that used severed heads to ‘see’ the future. If Celt Reconstructionists can pick and choose what practices to take into their spiritual future, then why can’t I? No offense of course.
Native Americans didn’t realize that the basis for the faith based genocide by Europeans was because they were viewed as pagans, pure and simple; and yet today they don’t call themselves pagan to honor their part in the history of pagan civil rights. The Great Spirit of the Indigenous People kept this hemisphere in balance, and they have respected the Mother for thousands of years here in the U.S.A. The Vikings created settlements on the mainland peacefully, but Christopher Columbus thought the Caribbean islands they landed on was the Garden Of Eden and it was his job to drive out the ‘savages’, or at least enslave them and take their gold.
Is there an ancient mother and are there goddesses? What have the Goddesses been telling us: we must encode liberty, embed equality, ostracize criminality and vanquish cruelty? Maybe Hecate wants you to plant willow trees instead of invoking her to help with your love life. Maybe Cerridwen would rather have you using your creative will to help craft a cap and trade program that makes sense in this polluted world. Sedena of the Inuit doesn't need prayers so much as She needs a solution to the invasion of her cold northern arctic by Bernie Madoffs with drilling equipment. Maybe Yemaya wants you to indulge your carnal side a little less and take care of your little creations better.
Jurate wants you to be aware that humans have killed and fished with a profit seeking rapaciousness that will leave future generations scratching their heads at the depletion of fishing stocks and the lack of earth stewardship, and the illusion of prosperity created by predatory capitalism. Maybe Freya is unimpressed with your double axe zipper pulls and wants you to raise your level of awareness about eroding topsoil and to learn how to certify organic growing conditions to keep up with the demand for clean food. The dragon tailed goddess Nu-Kua appreciates that you are beginning to understand about feng shui and Dharma, but would be happier if you understood more about the ecological devastation of war and the emotional toll on civilian populations.
If you talk about earth stewardship there is a big yawn on pagan forums, but talk about dragons and the fingers hit the keyboard. On the other hand, did you feel the dragons this spring, a slightly different feeling in the air, and the new surging currents? Maybe Dexsiua and her dragons want us to plant trees and bushes to enhance the local ecosystems.
Maybe the goddesses are trying to tell us to wake up before growing populations and shrinking resources reach a point of perpetual crisis. For now it may be more important to halt the degradation of our planet and I like to say 100 hands clasped in prayer cannot plant a tree. I wonder, is there a bridge that can be built between pagans and greens? Who can tell, because now all I see is a total disconnect.
In conclusion, I feel the less you use magic, the better it works. During a pagan pilgrimage to Salem I went jogging and walking to sightsee that way. I was up and down the multitude of brick sidewalks and roads because I got the notion that maybe I could capture a bit of the magic of this place in a broken piece of brick road. For 25 minutes I searched and found nothing. Jogging here, walking there and finding nothing I could use, but then something came over me. I did a secret ceremony to the universe and I heard, ’go here and turn there’ and sure enough 45 seconds later I found the perfect piece. I mean really, how does this happen? Very simply, this is the folk magic.

 

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