SECTIOn ELEVEN
11-1- DRUDDMOOT
Druddism-
Beliefs of the Druddité religion. Everything Drudd.
Druddmooté - a moon based
meeting schedule. There is an exact way to measure the beginning time of a
Druddmoot. The Waxing Moon is between
the New Moon and the Full Moon.
Take
the Waxing moon night and find out when the end of Druddmoot on moonset is subtract 33 hours and thirty-three
minutes before the waxing moon moonset. Or, a much simpler way is to start at
6:00 the evening of the waxing moon. Generally start this 30 hour religious
holiday with a meeting. A Druddmoot. Kind of like the Ent Moot, right?
Then lasting through the entire next day which
is dedicated to relaxing and letting loose and sharing and connection. The
Druddmoot ends at Moonset and ending either at midnight or moonset. A thirty
hour holiday 13 times a year. We don’t go to work or look at Honeydew Lists.
The
waxing moon has traditionally been the time to forge new ideas, or gain
new inspirations and gain positive momentum, so why not use that time
ceremonially? At first when I began banging together this new religion, I was
drawn to the waning moon. But it's a time of sacrifice and denial and
discipline and purging bad habits. As I followed the moon more studiously, I
noticed the waxing moon is more visible on both nights of the 30 hour Druddmoot
and throws out just enough light for seeing in the dark and walking down forest
paths.
What
about the full moon you might be asking? I wait all month for the 30 hour period of
Druddmoot. It's an important foundation for what I like to do and this enables
me to be able to go to other
peoples full moon ceremonies.
So there's a certain amount of freedom with this, even
though it goes against traditional paganism.
I will tell you right here that even I don't know when
I'm kidding and when I'm serious. There is alot of wink wink nod nod here,
particularly when I discuss the Goddesses Intelligent Design of life on this
planet. I mean to be respectful to my fellow pagans, even if they don't readily
embrace me, but I like to illustrate the absurdity of religion.
My section, History of the Pagans, is a direct frontal assault on the
Christian hegemony of society. I pull no punches for the Islamos either who are
simply doing what Christians did 1,000 years ago in this modern age despite the
people’s desire for liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
You see
the flag above with the 13 stars in a circle? If this isn't a ceremonial
representation of a coven i don't know what else it could be. You are all
familiar with the mason symbols on the dollar bill. The pyramid and Egyptian
mysticism abounds and the dollar bill should really say....in Isis We Trust.
Did you know George Washington had 13 generals in the war and had
Washington D.C.'s streets laid out in a pyramid or some form of outdoor mason
lodge? These were some clever dudes I'm telling you, our actual greatest
generation--Thomas Paine, Jefferson, Israel Putnam, Ben Franklin, Paul Revere
and Sam Adams are some names that come to mind.
That
flag with 13 stars is magical and this is just some of what can be talked about
at Druddmoots. Maybe we can divide America into 13 Bioregions as we grow a new
economy as if the old one didn't even matter.
Here also I want to tell you that the Druddité religion feels a lot of
ceremony is not really needed and there is more to being a pagan than doing
spells and lighting candles. Really a lot more that is integrated right into
our lives. Pagan sites I go to do not seem to be interested very much in the
stewardship of the planet and I doubt anyone even knows what Bioregion means.
The
number 13-----not too many get the 12 disciples plus one of Jesus also equal
13. Mary Magdalen was an Isis trained
priestess. The formerly famous Goddess named Isis.
It is my contention that Jesus was planning on repudiating the Old
Testament God once he built a large enough following but was thwarted by what
the Gnostics call the demiurge. Jesus, though interesting, and what I call the
Babe Ruth of spiritual healing, is just one of the 23 gods I have in my
pantheon. You know, do whatever you like.
With
a handful of religions controlling their billions of devotees, along with
a relative handful of corporations that make most of the products we buy, while
finally, this precarious computer dependence could conceivably break down. I
mean people can barely add and subtract anymore
11-2 Druddite Ranger First let me explain all the age designations. My son was
in the boy scouts and learned some valuable things. But it seemed to be too
much about the military style uniform. Badges and pins were fun as the boys
studied and learned about a lot of real type of life skills but why did they
have to look like little generals? When it came time for him to get his religious
badge I hesitated. Hellenic? Asatru? or maybe miscellaneous Pagan. How about a
solitary witch badge? No, I wasn't ready to be the only declared Pagan in the
entire county, so I backed off.
Warriors for the lord would have made my life a living nightmare and
harassment would carry on towards his elementary school. Recall the flap about
a couple of children that wanted to be atheists while they were in the scouts
and people thought it was so terrible, they weren’t like them. They weren't
brainwashed with the invisible friend concept of God. The Drudd Scouts will
readily embrace atheists because many of them are good thinking people, logical
and intelligent as a rule.
What to do then?
If true liberty and equality and religious freedom sweeps the country it would
be fun to start our own version of the boy and girl scouts. There is a
group called SPIRAL SCOUTS that are doing what would be some good ideas. I did
like the camping, civic participation. There would be no reason to separate
male and female since in the future we should all have pretty much the same
type of skills and gender won’t be a concern.
The
Drudd Scouts. Age 10 and 11 would be the
Moles, younger ones are known as Clams.
Like wolves or bears in Cub Scouts they would move up to the next level after
Moles and they are called the Polecats. They are the 12 and 13 year olds.
14, 15 and 16 are called the Lemurs and this is kind of a pre-college
level because home schooled children can advance a lot further, much more quickly.
At home learning can lead to a lot less
traffic among other productivity gains. Motivation and Productivity go hand in
hand. This group takes the passions they find and they explore these passions
completely. They can start little businesses to practice for the adult world or
a good enough one that carries right into adulthood.
They learn
to cooperate with each other and have fun as pagans are wont to do and when
they get 17 years old they become monkeys and at the end of their 18th year
they are designated a Druddité Ranger at 19 with an adult initiation ceremony.
The Rangers look out for others in the community and start families and set out
to achieve the pursuit of happiness.
Finally at age 54 we are required to write something, anything -even one
page if you are that lame, but something about your life so far and what you
would like to tell or teach to the younger voices following in our footsteps.
Then we have some simple ceremony that designates us as Druddité Elders
when we reach age 54. When get our Grumpy Badge.
Druddgrove
where Druddmoot gatherings can take place,
like the Druids and many pre-christian pagans, we look for the most spiritual
part of the nearby Forest. Or a breath taking grove of oaks or evergreens or
whatever we have near us. If all you have is a couple shrubs then what the
heck, there are no restrictions. In your own back yard.
-11-3- Druddité Alphabetical Platitudes DAP
Verse 6:12-15
states, "A wicked man goes about with crooked speech (Rand Paul), winks
with his eyes, (Mike Pence) scrapes with his feet (Huckabee) points with his
finger (Newt G) and with perverted heart devises evil, (t***p), continually
sowing discord: (Pat Robertson): therefore, calamity will come upon him
suddenly; in a moment he will be broken beyond healing.”
LIBERTY, NOT SALVATION
I got this notion that America was founded
with freedoms that are simply not compatible with Christianity. Theocrats have been trying to create a
theocracy here since 1620. The Masons (George Washington tapping in the
cornerstone of the Capital building with his mason apron on), managed to
outmaneuver christianity to create a country based on liberty (not salvation).”
It’s the Masons versus the Christians. I
created a third way that shows you how to do things your own way. We don’t need
either group to lead the way.
This is an A to Z about the religion I
made up. Blasphemy and Heresy are splattered all over this chapter, and
besides, what could be a bigger heresy than making up your own religion?
Druddmooté is our most important ritual;
it’s a gathering of Druddités every waxing moon. Mostly to share what we’ve
read, and we bring our homemade food and homegrown goods and our favorite books.
We have a literary and culinary potluck. Forget discipline, thrift, and
sobriety for a while. Do some divining
and Taroting.
Here are some options to choose from as you create your own religion.
Feel free to adopt any of the following A to Z absolutes of my Druddité
religion. Obtain the confidence in
yourself that you can believe anything that you damn well please, and …don’t forget, in the end, you won’t be
damned and certainly not burned in fire for all of eternity.
A
YOU CAN’T KNOW THE FUTURE
No God or Goddess knows neither.
You can be sure the future isn’t predetermined or predictable. There is no creator, only the creation with
no beginning and no end. People die on
the operating table and they see a muse or a random spirit travelling nearby
when they are briefly dead. So when they
come back to life, they say they saw god.
“Yeah sure, I’m God, and Jesus too.” Said the random dead spirit
floating by, “Your mom and dad are my best friends.”
B
There are three parts of you on
earth 1-physical self-2-a vibrational self that is eternal (an invisible
thread). 3-is the soul that combines
physical and vibrational to give you your land legs; on loan from the gods and
goddesses, we give it back to the tree of life after our material life. Except when I'm feeling like an atheist;
then its splat I’m dead, just another dead bug on the windshield.
C
You shouldn’t summon or force magic is my personal belief. Magic just
happens when it happens, and you just need to grab a hold of it, when you are
in the zone and the magic is in the air. If you can make magic on command, well
then, that’s what works for you, MOST OF US CAN’T, and as I said in the
previous chapter, some of us don’t have these super powers.
To aid in my very infrequent magic, I designate the
north direction as male with Boreas as the God. I designate the east
direction to Zemyna the earth mother, and east symbolizes the elder and
wisdom. South is another female
direction and Dexsiua the ancient Gaullist Goddess holds down this
direction. The child is west so it goes like this=male, elder, female and child
---perfectly balanced four directions. Make up your own or steal mine I don’t
care.
D
Intelligent design by a
goddess, and not a god- she is an ancient mother (duh). Ancient world spirits spread happy eternal
life throughout the universe. The God feeds the seed, the Goddess nurtures it. Across Creation, there are 453 Ancient
Mothers at the moment, and eight gods that are critical to manage the universe.
In their studly, cosmic kind of eight-directional way. Greeks almost got it
with their eight directions.
E
Islamic and Christian
purists will be disoriented when they die because of what is actually there.
"They are most confused that come to us" says Diana. Mother Mary nods
in agreement.
F
CAP WORLD POPULATION AT 9
Billion.
We are past the tipping point of natural capital and the best thing we
can do is to have a population cap. Encourage birth control because way too
many young people are entering the workforce with all this reckless breeding
and with Capitalism poised to collapse and all, it’s just bad Juju. Let the median
age go up with less youth, and you will have a more mature world. Less crime,
better decisions. Appears to be fundamental but somewhere in the programming
people believe reckless breeding is gods way. Bullshit.
G
N ever wear black socks with
shorts. Period.
H
The Universe has always been
there, it's the only universal constant besides magnetism and gravity. The
Creation never ends either. No Big Bang Bullshit, the Universe has always been
here, there was no ‘before creation’. No creator, just a creation that never
ends and no beginning. This view will prevail in the future when people realize
The Big Bang should be about the TV show, and not Science guessing at truths they can’t prove. Maybe there is a beginning. It don’t matter. Maybe the Cosmos explodes and it starts all
over again.
I
Reincarnation is an option in the afterlife and there are animals and
trees that are reincarnated, there are muses also-living inspirations. If you
are capable of love, you are capable of eternal life and this is a simple
message I leave here regarding the nature of the universe. This is why love is
the answer to the big question. What happens when we die? Our malleable spirits
become love. We all learn to love all eventually.
Random Reincarnation seems to be counter to some pagan religions who
believe ancestors are continually reborn within the family. Once an ancestor,
always an ancestor is wishful thinking at best, and complete nonsense at the
very worst. You can roll your eyes at my religion and I’ll roll my eyes at
yours.
J
Druddité Universalists- similar to Unitarian Universalists. Accept all
–“unity without hierarchy” no mass, just the Druddmooté. Everyone invited. The
Druddmooté starts at 6:00 the evening of the half-waxing moon, and lasts until midnight
the following day when the moon sets around midnight. It is a 30-hour holiday.
Eat meat, yell and burp, do ceremony and smoke. I would have disciplined habits
otherwise during the rest of the month, when we have to focus on work and raise
families or help friends and relatives.
We have our 30-hour
holiday every 28.5 days, no matter what day it is and we can't go to work
during Druddmooté. Period. We relax from
all the work and responsibility during this time and this causes a stir in
Middlestone Avenue. Christianity has to
realize their naming of everything in honor of their saints and their goddam
holidays are given days off in America. We need some pagan Holidays to
celebrate. Yule and Yagans and Christmas and Easter Chreasters. Druddmooté is
your holiday, take it.
K
Creating your own creation myth can be the most fun you can have. I
propose that the Garden of Eden was in the Red Sea where the four rivers
met. Satellite images have shown there
are two small riverbeds unseen from land.
During the ice Age water levels were way down and there are two
riverbeds, once exposed that are now covered.
Thereby, we are locating the actual Garden of Eden from a biblical
reference which states the Garden of Eden was where the four rivers meet. What
the Garden of Eden actually was where there were permaculture orchards planted
by Ancient Iberians.
Ocean levels 120,000 YA were lower than today and it was then that
we evolved into Homo sapiens Sapiens. Or Hetero Sapiens as Michelle Bachman would
say. The temperatures were a couple of degrees colder and the ice sheets were
huge if you believe ice core research.
Since that time, over 120,000 years ago, there has been a steady cooling
with spikes of much warmer weather. Then
20,000 years ago, the last global maximum ice age began, and ocean levels ended
up 400 feet lower than they are today during the peak of the Ice Age around
18,000 years ago. Some say it was only
one or two hundred feet, that’s the funny thing about science. People think
their degree makes them an expert. They
all disagree as usual. (they don’t really know).
Humans from the Red Sea migrated to the Black Sea when waters began to
rise after a volcanic explosion about 74,000 years ago and though it was dark
and sunless, the average temperatures were warmer because the earth had become
more humid. The people had gone north
and began settling around the Black Sea and walking the land between the two
seas. Many hunting areas were abounding
with game and endless fruits, berries and nuts, and the people remembered what
ripened when. You know, what else did they have to do? They studied their
environment and were able to learn what the animals could not.
Turkey contains some of the great areas, such as Ephesus, where ancient
skills survived at Tamca Pecky or whatever it's called. Sambuca Pecky. Goblecki Tepe, that’s it. Giant stones were
placed 12,000 years ago and conventional wisdom was laid on its head because
science says no way.
Atlanis was a telepathic merging between many villages, like 100 of them
from 60,000 years ago till about 30,000 years ago when climate change warmed
the earth.
L
Before the decline of Atlanis, there was a great dispersal about 32,000YA
from the Black Sea settlements and so the yellow people went east: the black
went south again and the white went west then north and the red people got to
North America via a wormhole, coming up in Hopi Country. Jesus took the
wormhole when he came back to Earth in my forthcoming novel “The Earth
Movement.”
So guess what, in 2016
news came out that around this time there was a great merging of migration
routes in this area according to very recent DNA research. Genetic proof of
what I had been writing about for the last ten years about The Great
Dispersal.
On the other hand, maybe the
Native Americans were a hybrid of the Solutreans who travelled the edge of the
ocean glacier where game was plentiful, and commingled with the Mongolians who
came across Beringia not long after and they met in the middle. I prefer to think the Hopi came here 32,000
years ago via a wormhole because of my creation myth. Change my mind. Discoveries
are putting conventional wisdom under fire for its limited view and my point is
to open your mind to any possibility.
M
Druddmooté is a gathering during
every waxing moon. Mostly to share what we’ve read and share homemade food and
various edibles. Literary and culinary potluck. Forget discipline, thrift, and
sobriety for a while and have fun 12, sometimes 13 times a year. Camping out where the fire or Druddmooté is,
we celebrate life together. We have these meetings in the Druddgrové, a forested
place or a members neighborhood grove or forested lot. To time the Druddmooté, you count
backwards from the time of moonset on the second night of Druddmooté.
Then subtract 33 hours 33 minutes and
33 seconds if you’re OCD and want to be
precise. So let’s say the moon sets at 1 o’clock, which is typical during a
full waxing moon; then you go back 33 hours to 4 o’clock the previous afternoon, then back another 33 minutes,
which is the start of the Time of Druddmooét officially. 3:27 in the afternoon.
Alternatively, like I said, if you're OCD it's 3:26:27. As your religious
holiday, you can have the day off at work. You know, cuz you’re so holy and all
that.
I
like the easy designation of 30 hours, though shorter, it seems more formal to
start at six and end at midnight the next day. The simple idea I have is that
you mostly try to be disciplined and thrifty on the other 26.8 days in the moon
cycle and let 'er rip during the 30 hours of Druddmooté. I’ve tried to give up meat
because we are losing the integrity of our worldwide ecosystems with meat
production, but during Druddmooté , I eat bacon the whole
time, preferably humanely grown. Chicken
farming is cruel beyond measure with all the chicks torn from their mother on
the first day and crushed alive if they are male. I can’t eat any birds anymore. This is why a
worldwide cap of 9 billion is necessary. Then we can truly work the land
sustainably and not have to kill 170 million chickens for our food every week.
N
When ya die>So when ya die the soul you
need for the physical plane, goes back to the source, and your vibrational self
goes back to the Veles(Heaven) and you recharge much like a cell phone. A long life it is and it takes a very long
time to recharge your spirit. But first, you must get there, and I have a story
that explains it called “The Heathen and the Christian”. There is an ancient
legend concerning something called the way of the birds(chapter 1), a story
that says we are able to fly anywhere, to the heavens (Veles) and all through
the universe once we get on the next level.
Beyond that, you then choose to be strictly vibrational going on to a
higher level closer to the Gods and Goddesses and can never reincarnate again
or visit other physical worlds. It’s the most important decision you make in
the Afterlife. After you’ve answered any question you ever had in your human
life, you are ready to move on. Exclusive heavens such as Valhalla are in the 2nd
level of the afterlife. Metal Heaven and Chocolate Heaven are nearby.
You learn everything about yourself between reincarnations. “I was a
hamster in one life and I was a zortroid on the planet Xerxes in another, and a
human on earth and a dinosaur on Eastlandia." Then you forget it all
during your next life. Grind up the Yak horn and beat the reindeer skins and
experience a hunter-gatherer lifestyle on another planet if you desire, never
realizing you are immortal in a sense as you experience each life.
O
3O Holidays- >Druddmootés 12 or 13 a year and there are about 20
other holidays to assure us a lot of time off. Svarogs day Sep 21st
for instance and there is the Runic New Year on June 29th or
something. Yule on Dec 21 and Imbolc and
groundhogs day. Halloween is Halloween, Samhain or Shadowfest and Tree day is
in early December- a day you dedicate to the solstice season by bringing
evergreens into the house. Or buy a fake tree with fake snow and make it last 6
to 8 years.
P
Phrases. Theodiecy or
Theoddessey> searching for divine truths
Other words belong in secret language called Druddoccitan. A multitude
of words and phrases and at the base of
it the language shared by Italians French and Spaniards over 1,000 years ago.
Druddoccitan will be in my second documentary book called “The Final Slaughter”
Q
Origin of my religion>Where does the word Druddité come from? Some of my initial inspirations came from the
Druids and so I had that in mind when I was trying to come up with a name. I
used to read a lot about the Luddites
from the early 1800’s and how they were anti=capitalist heroes. Around
1810, as machines began taking peoples jobs, these Luddites would sneak into
the factories and bust up the machines. I see the Luddite attitude being
relevant in the future, naturally being mistrustful of the head spinning
advancements in technology. Cloning and Genetically modified food should not be
allowed and the Luddite in me says no way.
DRUid and luDDITE.
R
I got this notion that
America was founded with freedoms that are not compatible with
Christianity. Theocrats have been trying
to create a theocracy here since 1620. The masons (George Washington tapping in
the capitol building cornerstone in his
mason apron), managed to outmaneuver christianity to create a country based on
liberty (not salvation).
S
The Illuminati used the
masons as the fall guy for their nefarious deeds and this is why there is an
unfounded mistrust of the Masons.
Louis Farrakhan has always been a truth teller in my mind, even though many
people have spoken ill of him. A video shows his passion and his sadness of a
world he knows is controlled by the speculators and the war pigs. “BABIES DYING
FOR…BULLSHIT” he implores in one video.
No offense of course to
people who think this is a Christian nation. It's a country that is here for
all to believe what we want, and do what we will as long as we don't infringe
others freedoms. Do as thou wilt and
harm none. You christians are bullies and assholes. No offense, right? America
is destined to be the light of this world, but the Deceiving false light of the
Illuminati is preparing for the final slaughter. Things are not what they
seem. You’ve heard that a lot haven’t
you?
I hope I haven't stirred up a hornets nest. Peace.
T
Fence of Protection -- Building a self-sufficient community and
looking for a bit of a spell? Druddités
believe a schism is going to develop with a large segment of the population demanding
to get away from all the technology. Modern Druddités are tired of the beeping
flashing glowing tech that never rests. We are also tired of the dumb ass robes
that Druids wear, but are inspired by their priorities. I'll show you the fence
of protection at the Druddmooté.
U
THE
GODDESS IS A CONCEPT BY WHICH WE
MEASURE OUR JOY" ----John Almada
V
REMEMBER THE GODS! ZEPHYR OF THE UNIVERSE, AND 23 CELESTIAL GODS ON THIS PLANET
W
FETCH a soul aspect that
appears to the minds eye. A squirrel is my fetch. Reminds me of the daemons in
'His Dark Materials'. New Agers scared
of darkness and chaotic thinking, will take a step back in fear. They are missing half of life. No matter what you say about the redeeming
qualities of light, the dark always gets there first.
A deer was my fetch in the Rincons and Tucson. One I never saw but left traces. Then an evil
deer behind Sears, at Ingleside in Massachusetts, attacked me. On the other hand, is a bear my fetch, my
link to Ursa Major and our grandmother
planet?
X
THE PROPHECY Greenland is under threat of Jihad Terrorism
according to my prophecy. Druddités organized to fight Northern Jihad and all
fascists. There is a plan afoot to detonate a nuke device that will crack
Greenlands ice cap. Both Poles are experiencing puddling and lakes where
there never was before. Who would expect it? Set up powerful explosives that
could split the icecap of Greenland, have pieces land in the ocean, and raise
the ocean level. It would be a way to sabotage all the eastern cities in the US
if some of the icecap slides into the ocean after a nuclear explosion. A
ten-foot rise would destroy New York not to mention many other coastal cities.
Greenland is sacred ground to
Druddités. We respect all living things in the world and would never invade any
country and our ancestors are under the ice sheet. An independent group of
nomads will protect the northern lands in Russia and Canada is part of the prophecy. As the Druddité
Warriors hunt and gather near the Arctic Circle.
Y
33 Holidays- >Druddmootés 12 or 13 a year and there are about 20
other holidays to assure us a lot of time off. Svarogs day Sep 21st
for instance and there is the Runic New Year on June 29th or
something. Yule on Dec 21, Imbolc, and Groundhogs Day. Halloween is Halloween
Samhain or Shadowfest and Tree day is in early December- a day you dedicate to
the solstice season by bringing evergreens into the house. Celebrate kids
birthdays and national holidays.
Z
Eclectic and Independent beliefs form the
basis of my DIY religion and good old fashioned Esotericism. Illustrating my
American freedom of religion with a Do it Yourself Religion. You
can do it!
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